Would anyone be interested in Laverne and Shirley Role Play?

We could pick what characters we want to be
or we can create new ones. We can also switch characters if you want to try somebody new.

Just leave a post in L&S Role Play - Backstage and i'll add you to the cast list.

Whattya think?

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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

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Im in! can i be shirley if we pick characters?

Sure! I'm gonna create an original character. I'll be Audrianne, across the hall from Laverne and Shirley.

I'm changing my character's name to
Audriana, I like this better.

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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

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Laverne and Shirley Role Play:

Laverne...Sean Snow
Shirley...Titania
Carmine and Big Rosie...Princess Feenster
Audriana & Ricky...Luvinjuan1980
Lenny & Squiggy....RussJohnsonsProfessorgirl
Frank.....{your screenname here}
Edna......{your screenname here}

RussJohnsonsProfessorgirl will be playing
both Lenny and Squiggy until someone wants to play Squiggy.

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Can I be Laverne then? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sure http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I'll add your name to the list.



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

I'll be Rosie!

I wanna be Carmine! I love THE BIG RAGOO!!! VERY MUCH!!! YAY! I love this!!!

Feenster Girl

Okay, LaverneShirley and Princess Feenster, you are added to the list.

Do you all wanna start playing now and just ad people as we go along or wait till we have the main characters casted and cast additional people as we go along?

Let's go ahead. Maybe if people read it, they'll join because it looks fun.

Okay, that's a good idea.

I just got an idea.

Audriana: Ooh, there's a great movie playing
I'm gonna see if Laverne and Shirley wanna go see it with me. I gotta stop talking to myself. (goes across the hall and knocks on the door) It's me Audri

Shirley: *unchains the door and opens it* Hi Audri! Come in.

Audri: Thanks Shirl, I came over to see if you and Laverne wanna go see a movie with me tonight. There's this movie called "Some Like it Hot." looks really funny.

Shirley: That sounds great Audri, I was just heading down to the Pizza Bowl. Lavernes with her father and Carmines singing down there. Why don't we both head down and see whether they can come.

Audri: Okay, let me grab a sweater. ::runs back to apartment and then comes out:: Okay, i'm ready. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/outtahere.gif

They walk down to The Pizza Bowl, they talk about clothes, guys, work and other stuff. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/talk.gif
They get to the Pizza Bowl and walk in.

Audri: Hey everyone! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif


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Carmine is sing in the background, "Personality."

Carmine: (singing):
Over, Over, and Over, I tried to prove my love to you

Over and over, what more can I do?

Over and Over, my friends say I'm a fool

So o-o-over and over I'll be a fool for you

Chorus

'Cause you've got personality

Walk, personality

Talk, personality

Charm, personality

Smile, personality

Love, personality

Because you've got a great big heart

So over and over

Well I'll be a fool for you

Yea, over and over

What more can I do?

Chorus

So, over and over

"Cause you've got presona-a-ality.

Shirley: Hey Carmine, do you know where Laverne is, I thought she'd be down here with her father. You've met Audri, right? She lives across the hall.

Laverne: Hey Shirl! Do you want to try my fathers tuna fish pizza?

Audri: (to Carmine) Hi, how are you. (shakes his hand) Hey, Laverne! how's it goin, i'll try some tuna fish pizza.

Shirley: tuna fish pizza?! Why on earth would you would anyone want to eat that?

Carmine: Hey, Laverne. Uh, Shirl, uh, later on do you wanna...you know...

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: ::glares at him:: Well you're taking a stroll right down filth street, huh? Actually, Laverne, Audri, and I were going to go see a movie. Could you come with us?

Laverne: Yeah CArmine!

Goes To Mr. DeFazio

Laverne: My dad says if ya eat the pizza, you'll see a feature!

Audri: It's really good actually.
I'm very hungry. (finishes slice of pizza)
Okay i'm ready to go.

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Carmine: Yeah, I'll come with you, Angel Face.

Carmine kissed Shirley on the cheek.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: ::blushes:: OK, lets go
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Laverene: Wait Shirl! What movie are ya guys seeing? "Fishzilla Destroys Boise"?

Shirley: I think Audri wanted to see "Some Like It Hot"

Audri: I did but i'd rather see Fishzilla
it sounds funnier than "Some Like it Hot"
maybe they should combine the two titles.
"Some Like Hot Fishzilla Destroyed in Boise"
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif Maybe we should get going.


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Carmine: I'll go where ever you go, Angel Face.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne: So what are we watching? How About "Fishzilla Falls In Love With Mariyll Monroe: A Love Story"?

Shirley: OK, so Fishzilla it is!

At The Movies

Laverene: Hey, Shirl, Fishzilla almost ate Monroe after they kissed!

Carmine is sitting next to Shirley. He puts his arm around her.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley smiles and puts her head on his shoulder (hey, its not like she was interested in watching Fishzilla in the first place)

Audri: Awww...look Laverne, Marilyn's riding Fishzilla while he eats those farmers. True Love. (get's shushed by people behind them)
Would mind not doing that, you're spitting popcorn all over us. Jeeeeez...(whispering to Shirl and Carmine) You're missing the best part of the movie.



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Shirley and Carmine sat close together and the world around them could not destroy their bond.

Carmine: (whispers in Shirley's ear) Are you cold, Angel Face?

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: That was a great movie. Hey, where've Lenny and Squiggy? Usually, they don't miss these movies.

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Carmine takes Shirley by the hand.

Carmine: Do you want to go back yo my place tonight?



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne: Can I come along? The Orginial "Fishzilla" is on ABC! Since, you know about our TV.....

Shirley: (glaring at Laverne and Carmine) Waltzing right into smutville again..I tell you.

I dont know where lenny and squiggy could be, they would have loved this movie. Well, why dont we all go back to our apartment and chat for awhile.

Carmine: Okay. That's sounds fine with me. Let's go.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne: Sure Shirl! (Looks On the Ground) There's a candy bar on the ground! (Picks It Up and Takes a Bite) Tastes like Dust mixed w/ chocolate!

Audri: Ugh, I ate so much popcorn that those people threw at me, I can't think about food.
I would love to. But i'm gonna have to take a raincheck, Ricky's coming home from vacation and I want to call him. I haven't seen him for two weeks. Why don't you all come over to my place tomorrow, i'll make us a great breakfast.




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Laverne: Sure! I can sing him a welcome song! (Sings Off Key the "Welcome Back, Kotter" Theme)

Carmine covers is hears because they were walking in an echoy area of town.



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: (trying to bdrown out lavernes singing) Well, well, thats a lovely song...Ok Audri, breakfast sounds great for tomorrow.

Next morning...

Audri: Could you hand me those eggs Rick?
Rick: Sure,

She cracks them into the bowl some shell gets in there. Audri freaks.

Ricky: Don't worry about it, they won't notice. Better hurry up with that, the bacon is almost ready and the toast.

There's a knock on the door.



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Shirley: ::knocking:: Audri, Its me and Verne

I hate to interrupt this cute little story here, but we need to Lenny and Squiggy-age in here. Could I be both Lenny and Squiggy until someone else wants to join? When someone else joins, I'll be just Lenny. If that's OK with you.

So the position of Squiggy is still open.

~Lavenny

Laverne: I hope you didn't get any shells in it, I can spot shells a mile away....or are they seashells?

Carmine walks through the door singing "Hello's" to the tune of "Rags To Riches."

Carmine: Hello, everyone!! I have the best news!! I got a singing job in Las Vegas! I stopped by my apartment and the phone rang and it was a guy who said he saw me sing at the Pizza Bowl! So I leave on Friday! Isn't that wonderful?!

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Ricky: Carmine! that's cool! Congratulations!
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I'm Ricky Durosa, by the way, Audri's boyfriend.

Audri: Yeah Carmine's that's wonderful!..
(looking over at Shirley who's trying to put on a happyface, but her sorrow is to obvious.)

Ricky: (puts his nose up) Eww, is it just me or do you smell something vile and disgusting.

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Laverne: Don't look at me!

Shirley: C-c-c-carmine....You leave on Friday, well thats awfully soon. You're just leaving your whole life here for Las Vegas...are you sure? (trying to hide tears)

Laverne: Shirl, don't cry! He's not good enough for you

Ricky: C'mon (puts arm around Laverne and Audri) let's leave these two alone so they can talk, come up to my apartment and i'll make you eggs without shells.

Audri: But it's my apartment.
Ricky: Yeah I know, c'mon.
Audri: But Ricky...It's my apartment.

She kept saying that as Ricky and Laverne dragged her up to his place. They passed Lenny and Squiggy on the stairway who watched the dragging.

Shirley: (swallowing her tears and looking up at Carmine) So, you're leaving Milwaukee. Well, Im happy for you sweetheart..really really...(sniffle) happy. (breaking down in tears)Im soo happy!

Laverne Runs Away From Carmine and Listens In On Shirl and Carmine

Soon Rick and Audri are also listening in.

Audri: (whispering) This was a great idea Laverne.

Ricky: Yeah, these are neat.
I can hear everything so crystal clear.



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Carmine: Why are you crying, Angel Face? I thought you wanted me to Persue my singing career.



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne(Whispers to Audri): Now he's trying to sweet talk her!

Audri: I bet it's working too. (whispering back)

Ricky: Shhh, you two, they'll hear us.
Audri: (flirty) you're soooo bossy Richard.

Laverne rolls her eyes.

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Shirley: I do want you to Carmine, but cant you sing and stay in Milwaukee? (looks up at him w/ sad eyes)

LAverne (Whispers to Audri):
Poor girl! She deserves better then that sneak.

Carmine: Well, do you want to go with me, Angel Face? Well could...

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: (whispering) I bet he's going to propose.

Just then a goofy looking man wearing a bandaid around his head interrupted them.

Man: scuse me, i'm Walter Meen...
Audri: We don't want any, now get lost.

The man leaves and the two go back to listening. Ricky went home to take a nap.



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Shirley: (wiping eyes) What do you mean go with you? Carmine, are you saying what I think you're saying?

Laverene Opens the Door and Marchs In

Laverne: SHIRL! What do you think he's saying, do you want some Oscar Myer Weenies? NO! He wants to-

Audri Enters And Covers Her Mouth

Audri: C'mon Laverne, let's let Carmine do this right. We'll watch.

Ricky: No we won't c'mon you two
let's go to the Pizza Bowl..

Audri: No, i'm staying right here.

Ricky: Fine, we'll go into the bedroom.

Laverne's eyes bug out.


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Laverne: Rick!

Grabs Audri's Purse and Starts Hitting Him With It

Audri: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif ooh i'm hungry, let me know when you're done with owlboy.

Rick: Give me a hand!!
Audri: Okay (applauds)
Rick: Audri!
Audri: Okay, cover your face.
and while you're doing that i'm going to grab a beer and watch.


Laverne finished with Rick and grabbed a beer herself, none of them realizing that Carmine and Shirley left.

Audri: Hey where did Shirl and Carmine go?


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Shirley: Carmine...(nervously waiting for him to say something and glancing at the door) I think we have an audience.

Rick: You guys, I think they want to be alone. C'mon, i'll treat...or I should say, you'll treat me to a pizza...


Audri: Okay, but i don't have any money with me.

Rick: Laverne? would you care to pay for my food? (lookin as pathetic as he can)

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Carmine: Do you want to come up to my apartment and we can talk about this there?


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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: Good idea. (takes his hand as they head to his apartment)

::Carmine's Apartment::

Carmine: Can you believe them? Talking our quarrel and turning it into a side show!

::He goes to the refrigerator and grabs a pitcher of apple juice.::

Carmine: Do you want something to drink, Angel Face?

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: No thank you, Carmine, we have to talk. Your leaving, this is all so sudden... (starts crying again)

Carmine tries to comfort her by putting his arms around her.

Carmine: Don't cry, Shirl.



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley looks up at him and forces a smile then speaks in a near whisper

Shirley: Carmine...I'll go with you.

Laverne: Audri, I have an idea to get the show back on the road. We somehow get Rick to close his eyes, and while his eyes are closed, to get our eyes and put them on Carmine and Shirl!

Audri: Ah gee i dunno, Okay let's do it.
just go along with me. (Goes up to Rick)
Omg, honey, are you okay?

Rick: Yeah i'm fine, why don't I look it?

Audri: Gee, i dunno, you look stinky.
like you're pale or something. You're eyes are bloodshot aren't they Laverne? Look at em!



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Carmine smiles.

Carmine: Will you come with me, Angel Face?



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley manages a weak smile and begins to stammer..

Shirley: Well, gee, I dont know why Im giving up everything for this but, I guess what it comes down to is, I love you more than life here.

Laverne: They sure do!

Rick: Well maybe i'll go home and get into bed, I do kinda feel tired.

Audri: What a good idea. You'll feel better in the morning

Sees Laverne motioning something to her.

Rick: What's Laverne trying to say.
Audri: Oh she's trying to say The Pizza Bowl is number one in her heart.
Rick: Oh that's nice, i'll see ya later.

He leaves. Laverne and Audri leave shortly after. They get up to Carmine's door and
decide what to do from there.

Laverne: Audri, I bet ya a pizza that Shirley is going with Carmine!

Audri: Okay, you're on...
I still think she won't be impulsive and go with him.

They continue to listen in until they can't stand it anymore and decide to get answers

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Carmine: I love you too, Angel Face. I would love for you to come with me.

::Kisses her cheek::

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: Oh Carmine ::hugs him::

Audri: (barges in with Laverne) Okay, what's going on here! Carmine, what are you doing to...(sees Shirley fully dressed)Shirley?

Uh...uh...(looks to Laverne for help)

Shirley: Laverne!! Audri!! What are you 2 doing here??

Audri: Well uh...uh...you see...take it Laverne.

Ricki: (running in) Hey, you two tricked me,
what's the big idea! Oh, hi Shirl, ooh apple juice.



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Shirley: Hi Rick....Ok Laverne, why are you here, lsitening from the door, for the second time today.

Audri: I can explain, see..it's like this...okay here's the story...You see here's how it happened..

Rick: Just tell it already!!!

Audri: Okay okay! alright, We were just worried about you, that's all Shirl, we did all this because we care and we didn't want to see you get hurt. Carmine, we'll all miss you very much. We hate to see you go but we wish you the best of luck. We love you both.
Okay, I didn't want to get mushy and here I am mushmouth strikes again. Scuse me.

Runs out of apartment...

Rick stops Shirley who was gonna go after her.

Rick: She'll be okay, I think she just needs time alone.



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Carmine: Can you guys leave us alone while we talk and stop barging in here like Lenny and Squiggy?!

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne: Who's gonna make me? Rick can't beat up a banana peal!

Audri: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif Oh that was a good one Laverne.

Rick: I can too, it just wouldn't be a fair fight that's all.

Audri: C'mon Rick, i'll make it worth your while.


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Carmine: Just beat it, okay?!

He points his index finger to the door.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri, Laverne and Rick are looking around Carmine's apartment.

Audri: Beat what? Tell us what to beat and we'll beat it. Right? (looks to Laverne and Rick)

Carmine gives them a dirty look and they leave fast.

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Guy: Happy Birthday Ms. Jones, You sure got nice....bones!
2nd guy: Welp...that sure was different.

Carmine walks to the counter, picks up his applejuice, and takes a drink. Then he turns back around and faces Shirley.

Carmine: I'm this Friday. Are you coming with me or not?

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: (in the hall with Laverne) Well i'm gonna get back to my place, I haven't cleaned in a couple of days. Rick's coming over tonight for dinner. What're you doing tonight Laverne?

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Guy: Happy Birthday Ms. Jones, You sure got nice....bones!
2nd guy: Welp...that sure was different.

Laverne: Doing what I do best.....Listening in on Carmine and Shirley's conversations!

Shirley: (very deep in thought staring out in space) Yes. Yes, Im coming with you.

.::Lenny and Squiggy barge in::.

Squiggy: Hey, can we come too?
Lenny: Yeah, wherever you're goin' count us in!
Squiggy: Unless, of course... youse two wants to be alone wherever your goin' for...uh... a little vodey-oh-do.
.::Lenny bites his palm::.

Carmine: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BREAK YOUR LEGS!!

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne Enters

Laverne: Lenny and Squiggy just told me your leaving! (Starts Crying) I'll miss you, Shirl! You're my best friend! I miss I could go with you........

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Shirley: Oh Laverne. (fighting back tears) I'm going to miss you too! ::sniffle:: No matter what I do, I lose someone I love. Laverne! Why don't you come with us too!

Audri: (overhears and walks in) Don't everyone go...(starts crying too) I don't wanna be alone here.


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Ricky: What am I...chopped liver?
Audri!!!

Audri: I'm thinking...you didn't say this was a test!

Carmine: Well... I don't wanna be the reason for keeping you two apart. Um, Laverne, if you wanna go... it's okay with me.



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne: Really? Like three roomates? How disgusting! (Looks Away and then Turns Back Around) Of course I'll go!

Audri: Hey, got room for a 4th? Rick can go live with Lenny and Squiggy. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

Rick: No way. Get outta here.
Why don't we follow Carmine and Shirley's lead and move in together.

Audri: I suggested it last week and you had kittens.

Carmine: When did this all become a WE thing?

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Rick: The moment you said two little words.
Las and Vegas. Don't worry though, Audri and I aren't movin in with ya? Unless of course you want us too.

Audri: I think we should share a house with Lenny and Squiggy. It'll be cheaper.

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Rick: I'd rather live under Laverne's bed with all the dustbunnies and dried up peaches. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Carmine: All right, all right. We'll all go to Las Vegas! Now can Shirley and I have a momment here alone, please?



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: Yes, please could you all leave. We have a lot of things to talk about here. Now shoo shoo...(pushes them out the door)

Laverne puts her hand in front of the door. Shirley keeps pushing as Laverne say: OH! And goes away.

Carmine looks at Shirley.

Carmine: How did we get such nosy friends?

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: (laughs) I really dont know, I think Laverne atracts that kind of people.

(looks uncomfortable)
Sooo.....Friday...

Carmine: Yes, Friday....Shirley Feeney? We've been going together a long time and I've loved you ever since high school. (he draws close and looks into her eyes) I love you, Angel Face. And I....(he gets down on one knee) Shirley Feeney, will you marry me?


He pulls out a beautiful 20 karot gold ring with a sparkly diamond glistening in the light from the window.

Carmine: [CONT'D] I bought the ring 2 days ago and when you said you'd go with me I...
I want you to be mine, forever and always.

He strokes her hand gently.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: Oh Carmine....(looks deep into his eyes) I've dreamed about this for so long, and, and, (starting to cry) Yes, yes I'll marry you! (hugs him)

Carmine smiled and kissed her.

Carmine: I'm going to make you very happy, Angel Face.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: This isn't mine. Be right back.

::goes across the hall and slides the letter under Laverne and Shirley's door. Then goes back to her place::

Rick: You got their mail again?
Audri: Yep, want more spaghetti?
Rick: Nah, I want some of that cake you made
and then I gotta get started on my packing.
okay, I got an idea.
Audri: Ooh what?
Ricky: Why don't we pack up all our things.
Put them all in one apartment. Then all we have to do is move them from one place. It'll get us on the road that much earlier.
Audri: Okay let's go over and suggest it to Laverne.

They go over and knock on the door.

Shirley: C'mon..lets go tell Laverne and everyone else the news. (looks back and smiles as they leave the room)

(arrive back at the girls apartment)
Shirley: LAVERNE! where are you?

(sorry about being quiet, guys. I forgot.)

Lenny knocks on the door.
Shirley goes to answer it.

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Shirley: (opens the door) Lenny! Come on in. Wheres Squiggy?

Lenny: He's upstairs feeding his moths. He don't know I'm here. Um.. where's Laverne at?

Audri: (comes out of Laverne's Bedroom)Hi Shirl, Hi Lenny. (runs out of their apartment and into hers, back out of her's and back into Laverne and Shirley's with a pad and pencil and back into the bedroom.



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Shirly: What was that all about? (glancing as Audri ran through)

Anyways, Lenny. Since no one else is here you can be the first to know. Carmine and I are engaged.

Carmine puts his arm around Shirley then whispers in her ear.

Carmine: Why's Audri running back and forth like that??



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe she saw Squiggy with his moths.

Laverne Enters

Laverne: Hi everyone! From the look on your faces, either a family member died, your pregnent, your getting a new brother, or your engaged? And if it's the last one......well, neither of you wear anything with an L on it!

Audri: (runs out of the room) What's happening. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lookaround.gif why are you staring at me? (looks down at jar of moths) Oh, well he threatned to put them in my hair so i took them from him.

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Shirley: (backing away from the moths) Laverne, your right. Audri. Verne. Carmine and I are engaged.

Carmine: That's right! We're getting married in Las Vegas!

He puts his arm around Shirley.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: (puts moths down on table) You two! that's Wonderful! I'm so happy for you. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

(hugs them both)

Rick: I heard the great news! that's great you two! Congratulations! (hugs them both)

Shirley: Las Vegas? Who said anything abou getting married in Las Vegas? Im not getting married in some cheap-o-la casino. We're getting married right here in Milwaukee, before we leave.

Lenny: Ya leavin'? For good? Awwww. (sad look)

Audri: Len, don't be sad, you and Squig are gonna share a house with Rick and I. We're all leaving.

Rick: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif Yeah.

Audri shoots him a dirty look. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Rick: What'd I do! All I said was yeah.
Audri: But it's the way you said it!
Rick: Don't yell at me. (he walks out)
Audri: We're not done yet. (she leaves)



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Carmine: We have only three days here! How can we get married in three days?

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: I dont care Sweetheart, we're either getting married here in the next threee days, or not at all.

Audri: (knocks on the door and Shirley opens it.) We can do this, You can have a beautiful wedding right here in 3 days.

Rick: Yeah, we'll all help. Laverne's father can make the food.



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Welcome Back Kotter Roleplay (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/hanginwiththesweathogs)

Carmine has a quick daydream of him and Shirley on their honeymoon.

Carmine: Let's get married tonight!

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: Ok! Lets see, we have a million things to do, pick a church, pick out flowers, dresses, get Mr. DeFazio for food, get decorations, send invitations....

Carmine: Hmmm... maybe tomorrow or Thursday?



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Lenny: Ooh! Another chance to use my blue sparkle suit! C'mon Laverne! You can help me wax it!

He grabs Laverne by the hand and runs out the door with Laverne in tow.

Shirley: Theres so much to do, but I say we get married Thursday. That gives us....(looks at clock) a day and five hours to make plans.

Audri: Great! okay, I'll get the flowers from my dad's shop and we need to work on inviting people, Shirl, Laverne I need names and numbers. How many people do you want there.

Rick: And i'll go make reservations at the church.

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Laverne Runs In, With Squiggy Holding On To Her Leg

Laverne: Get him off me!

Squiggy (Let Me Just Do Him For This Post): Laverne, I need you! I want little Squiggys!

Laverne Gasps, and Starts Trying to Shake Squiggy Off

Rick: Take that!

Rick hoses Squiggy

Audri: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif that'll teach ya Squig!
do it again and'll i'll sell your moths to Ralph Malph.

Audri hands Laverne some disinfectant to clean off her leg and beer to cleanse the image from her mind.


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Carmine: What am I going to do?



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Rick: What's a matter Carmine?

Audri: I'll go see what I can do for Shirl.

knocks on the bedroom door?
Shirl? can I help with anything?




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Laverne: I can't get those images of Mini Squiggys out of my mind!

Shirley: Alright alright! Lets forget about mini-squiggys and work on planning my wedding if you dont mind!

Laverne: Sure! Why don't you go to Las Vegas and get a church wedding there?

Audri: It would be alot easier, I think though, she wants a big wedding with her friends and family around before we leave.

Hey did anyone think to invite Fonzie and Richie?

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Lenny runs in again.

Lenny: Squiggy! What're ya doin' scarin' Laverne away like that? She was gonna help me wax my suit. Now yer gonna hafta do it.

Lenny turns to leave.

Squiggy gets up from the floor and follows Lenny out.

Squiggy: (shouting to Lenny) OK, Just as long as I don't gotta help you take 'em off again like I did last time AND with the ones from the circus!

Squiggy turns at the door.

Squiggy; Hey, Laverne. Lemme know if ya change yer mind, OK? (Kissy-thing.)

He exits.

Shirley: O good idea, we cant forget Richie and Fonz, lets see, and Mr. DeFazio, and Edna, and everyone here.....(mumbling) I suppose we have to invite Lenny and Squiggy...

Laverne: What about that drug kid who helped get the TV? What was his name......POTSIE!

Shirley: Oh course, Potsie, and we cant forget Elenore, Ann Marie, and the rest of the Angora Debs.... Laverne, can you get along with Rose during the wedding?

Audri: Yeah and Ralph Malph too. He can be the entertainment. Hey what about that weird
alien guy that Fonzie fixed Laverne up with?

Rick: Yeah what was his name? uh Mark...
(thinking)...Mork! that's it.




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Carmine: Listen, i'm going to leave you girls to your planning. I have a bachelor party to plan and in a hurry! ::kissed Shirley:: Bye, Angel Face!

He exits the apartment quickly.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne: Can I come? All those hot, sweating men! (Sighs)

Shirley: More smut! I wont have the days before my wedding day clouded in smut!

Audri: A little smut never hurt anyone.
c'mon it's a celebration.




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Meanwhile at Carmine's Bachelor Party:

Rick: Okay guys, settle down! It's time for the entertainment!

Ahem...Gentlemen and Squiggy! Hold on to your chairs and your hearts, because now for you viewing pleasure, I'd like to announce.....Inga! The swedish Milkmaid.
Hit it Johnny!

She gets up and starts dancing.

Squiggy jumps up and runs over to the dancing girl. And offers her a 5 dollar bill.

Squiggy: Whaddya say, punkin puss?

Lenny gets up and goes over.

Lenny: Squig. Sit down.

Squiggy: Oh, you think you can move in on my chick, huh?

Lenny: No. You're offendin' her. A classy lady lke this doesn't like to be paid off. You're actin' like an idiot. Go sit down.

Squiggy: (blows up) Acting like an idiot, huh!? Acting!? I'll tell you one thing, bub! I don't gotta act! I'm doin' just fine BEIN' an idiot without bein' told I'm actin' like an idiot!

He storms out, Lenny follows.

Lenny gets to the door, turns around, looks at Inga, sighs, and walks out.

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Rick: Weren't they great? They outta take that act on the road, I'm tellin you.
I hope you all enjoyed that little dramatic play intermission thing. Now back to the Real
entertainment.

Inga continues with her routine to the hoots and hollers of all the guys.

Meanwhile at Shirley's Bridal Shower....

Shirley is opening Big Rosie's gift.

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Shirley: Rose.... (unwraps a box and opens it to find hideous leopard print lingerie) this is...just lovely...thank you...

Audri: Rosie, where did you find that?
oohh it's fur. Where can I get one.

Laverne: You know how they make those? They go to the jungle, kill an animal, scrape it's skin of-

Rosie: I got it from New York! Ogden went there on buisness and I went with him.

She looks at Laverne.

Rosie: I see it's the most expensive gift here.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: (whispers to Shirley) here we go again.

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"Happy Birthday Miss Jones, you sure got nice...bones." - Electric Company - 1970's

That cracks me up every time I watch it.

Shirley: Ladies, ladies, lets not get crazy...

Laverne: Shirley, I'm calm.....AND I'LL STAY THAT WAY AFTER I PUNCH ROSIE's BRAIN OUT!

Rosie: Let's see you try, DeFazio! Make a scene! Show everyone here what a real "bimbo" you are.


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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: ::looks at Laverne and slowly backs away, mouths the word "bimbo"::

Laverne: At least I don't have a pack of blubber under my legs like you! NOW GET OUT!

Rosie: Oh, Big Rosie understands! It must be hard playing old maid for so many years!

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: Oh boy! Okay, push the couch back and move the presents. Remember Laverne, jab with your right.

Shirley: LADIES!!!! I give up. I wont see fighting at my shower! ::leaves::

Audri: Please don't leave Shirl!

Goes to piano and starts playing the Angora Debs song that Laverne and Shirley taught her. Laverne and Rosie ignore it and keep fighting. Audri plays louder.

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"Happy Birthday Miss Jones, you sure got nice...bones." - Electric Company - 1970's

That cracks me up every time I watch it.

Rosie: Big Rosie will just sit down and be a lady. ::She sits down on the couch::

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Meanwhile at the Bachelor Party:

Rick: Yeah take it off baby!!

Peaches LaTourre: I'm not that kinda dancer.
You want striptease, go down to the Pussycat Lounge.

A whole mob of guys start heading out the door.

Rick: Please just this once I'm begging you!
I'll double your pay.

Peaches: Okay, but I want my money now.
Rick: Fine, here.
Peaches: Thank you, Hey Guys!!! You wanna see some real dancing???

Lenny and Squiggy here this from outside and
run inside.

Squiggy gives her the five dollar bill.

Lenny sits down to watch, eyes wide.

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'Sliding Doors'

"Remember what the Monty Python boys say. 'Never expect a Spanish Inquisition.'" - James
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Lavenny's Sites: A Directory (http://www.lavenny.cjb.net)

Carmine thinks back to when Shirley thought she was Roxy LaToure --wishing she were still somewhere inside Shirley.

Carmine cheered and hooted louder!

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

The shower is over and Shirley is amazed with the joint gift from Laverne and Audri.

A Toaster Oven.

Audri: Well we figured that neither one of us could afford something like that by ourselves so, we went in on it together.
It was Laverne's idea, but we both picked it out.


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Steven: Who was Romulus' brother?
Mallory: Uncle Remus...
Well he was somebody's Uncle!

Shirley: Wow..Audri, Laverne. I love it.. Its a toaster and an oven...Its so, so, upscale! It will go perfect in my two story dutch colonial....

Big Rosie enters the apartment.

Rosie: Aw, I'm sorry girls but Big Rosie forgot her mink on the sofa. I didn't want it to get dirty in your apartment.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: I'm glad you love our present.
don't forget to look in it. We wanted to start you off right so we put in piece of bread before we wrapped it last week.



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Steven: Who was Romulus' brother?
Mallory: Uncle Remus...
Well he was somebody's Uncle!

Laverne: And I got ya some cheese for the bread! It's around.....three weeks old!

Rosie sticks around for a while.

Rosie: Do you like what I got you? It came from a store, not a garage sale.

Rosie stares daggers at Laverne.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Shirley: (shoots Rosie and Laverne a "dont start" look) Yes Rose, thank you. You will be at the wedding tomorrow right?

Audri: Hey Rose, why don't you take a long walk on a short pier. Laverne is one of my good friends and i'm not gonna let you treat her that way.


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Steven: Who was Romulus' brother?
Mallory: Uncle Remus...
Well he was somebody's Uncle!

Rosie: Okay, okay, Big Rosie understands. I'll leave. (to Shirley) I'll see you at the wedding tomorrow night. Bye, everybody...DeFazio.

Rosie exits.

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Audri: I'm sorry, I made a scene but i hate it when Rosie does that and i wasn't gonna stand for it anymore.

I'll see ya bright and early tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, Rick, Carmine and Fonzie are walking back to the building.

Rick: Now that, was a party. I had a blast!

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Steven: Who was Romulus' brother?
Mallory: Uncle Remus...
Well he was somebody's Uncle!

Carmine: I'm glad you liked the party. Hey, let's go up to my apartment and watch a slide show i saved for last.

::Boyish laugh::

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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Rick: I'm in, I love slides



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Steven: Who was Romulus' brother?
Mallory: Uncle Remus...
Well he was somebody's Uncle!

Carmine: Great! I have binoculars!!



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God Looked down upon the rose and said no fair a flower grows. Then he searched the human race and named my Shirley, Angel Face!

Laverne: Shirl, Aud, what are we gonna do when we're in Vegas? Leaving all our families behind. I never lived in a city where dad didn't! Hey, there is one bright thing to it-No Rosie!

Shirley: Well, my mother is in California, so Ill be closer to her, but Im going to miss your father a lot.

Laverne: I'm scared Shirl. What if Carmine and us don't find job. And what if Rosie comes there?

Shirley: Dont Worry! Rosie has to stay here with her husband and we'll find jobs easy in Las Vegas! Come on, its going to be great!

Audri: Yeah, I hope we can find jobs there, If not, there's always New York City.
Don't you think Carmine would be great in a Broadway Musical?


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Steven: Who was Romulus' brother?
Mallory: Uncle Remus...
Well he was somebody's Uncle!

Carmine knocks on the door. Shirley opens it and he and Rick walk in:

Rick: What's shakin ladies.

Laverne, Shirley and Audri stare at him with
eyes wide as saucers because he's wearing underwear on his head. Laverne bursts out laughing.

Rick: What's so funny? Why are you laughing like that? Audri?
Audri: You...(laughing to hard to speak)

Laverne: You...[Bursts Out Laughing Again] You.......HAVE UNDERWEAR ON YOUR HEAD! [Laughs Real Hard]

Rick: What're you talking about?
Audri: :whips out a camera: Rick look this way!

She snaps a picture.

Rick: Audri!
Audri: What I have to use up the roll.
Rick: Oh right okay. I'm outta here see you
all at the wedding rehearsal.
Audri: Bye, :lol: Okay, i guess i'll go home too.
See you all tomorrow. What time is rehearsal?
I forgot.

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Carmine kissed Shirley on the cheek and tried not to laugh too hard at Rick.

Carmine: So, are you packed enough to where if we left tomorrow, you'd be ready?

Audri fumbled for the keys, she was very tipsy and had trouble unlocking the door. Rick came up behind her, whipped her around and gave her a huge kiss that made her eyes bug out.
:eek:

Audri: What was that for?
Rick: I need a reason to kiss you now?
Audri: Only when you look like that.
Rick: Hey, it works for me, maybe i'll wear it to the wedding.
Audri: Whatever :rolleyes: I'm tired i'm going to bed, see you
tomorrow.
Rick: Okay, get rested, i've got something to talk to you about
tomorrow, it's really important.
Audri: Okay.