In the the school's main office, Muffy Tepperman was busy doing all sorts of little jobs for Principal Dingleman. Sitting in a chair in the corner of the office, a long haired boy was listening to a blasting walk-man. The sound of "Everybody Wants Some" by Van Halen could be heard through out the office. I look of irritation was beginning to form on Muffy's face.

Anger building inside of her, Muffy walked over to the boy sitting in the corner and stood directly infront of him with her hands on her hips, a look of disgust on her face.

"Exscuse me," said Muffy, trying to get the boy's attention. "Do you mind?"

The boy looked up at Muffy, but said nothing. He then drifted back into his own little world. Muffy then got right in his face and pulled the headphones
right off of his head.

"Hey, what do you think you are doing ,Tepperman," said the boy angerly.

"It behooves me to have to remind you that this is an institution of learning, not a concert hall," said Muffy.

"Yeah, so"

"This is not the place to be blasting your loud rock music. Besides what are you doing in the office anyway?"

"I was called down here. Principal Dingleman wants to see me. It probably has something to do with the sixteen tardies I have in English."

"Sixteen tardies! You should be ashamed of yourself. What do you think of all the children in the third world countries who don't have the oppurtunity to get an good education like we do. And here you are, with that oppurtunity, and you can't even be bothered to get to class on time. Your actions offend me. They are an outrage against pep."

"Well, Tepperman, your ugly face offends me. Why don't you do all the kids in this school a favor and from now on wear a paper bag over your head."

"You take that back this instant!"



Lauren, Patty and Johnny were standing directly outside the office door listening to the conversation between Muffy and the boy. They were laughing at the suggestion that Muffy should wear a paper bag over her head.

"I don't think that Marshall is in there," said Lauren

"What makes you say that," asked Patty.

"Well, just listen to that guy cut Muffy down. I mean, if Marshall was in there, do you think that he would allow someone to talk that way about his woman."

"Or it could be like I've been saying all along. Muffy and Marshall are not going out."

"Why don't we just go in there and ask her. Take the direct approach. No beating around the Bush."

"What if she lies," said Johnny. "What if Muffy is one of those chronic liars. She could lie about everything. Like, maybe her name really isn't Muffy. She could be like that guy in that Twilight Zone episode. The one that owned the store. Remember, he sat around all day in the store with his friends and told nothing but lies. He would tell his friends that he had done all these great things, which he had never done. But he didn't realize that aliens were watching him. And the aliens believed all his lies and abducted him so they could take him back to their homeworld, 'cause they thought that he was this great human being. Or maybe Muffy herself is really an alien sent to spy on us."

"Well, I would be willing to entertain the idea that Muffy is from another planet, "said Patty.

"Yeah, that would explain a great deal," said Lauren.

"Totally," said Johnny. "Muffy really is of a totally different head. An alien head."

"I'm not sure whether Muffy is the only person in this school from another planet," said Lauren. Patty and Lauren both laughing while a confused look appeared on Johnny's face.

"Well, if we are going to ask Muffy, let's ask her," said Patty.


to be continued....

:eek: Now I don't know just how this idea came about mind you, but it sounds quite interesting! However, I'd planned for a fanfiction story of my own which (believe it or not) covers MUFFY'S wedding day when she marries RADAR O'REILLY'S 11TH son F.X. (FRANCIS XAVIER) "FRANCOIS" O'REILLY!
Ofcourse, I've not begun to write, but rest assured that when I do start, well, prepare for all sorts of stuff from kaotic laughter as MUFFY is introduced to some old friends of the O'REILLY family such as the ADDAMS family & the MUNSTERS to high speed car chases as RADAR & FRANCOIS put the the pedal to the metal when it comes to their law enforcement driving skills as they take the forces of mafia godfather BENITO BUBBLINO whom is so crooked that he made CARLO GAMBINO look like POPE JOHN PAUL II.!?
Any way, upon the official posting of the final chapter in the multiple chapter line up, well, I plan to make a theatrical film version of my story & I'll be filming it on location in GRAND RAPIDS, MINNESOTA! further details to be posted later! Bye. In the the school's main office, Muffy Tepperman was busy doing all sorts of little jobs for Principal Dingleman. Sitting in a chair in the corner of the office, a long haired boy was listening to a blasting walk-man. The sound of "Everybody Wants Some" by Van Halen could be heard through out the office. I look of irritation was beginning to form on Muffy's face.

Anger building inside of her, Muffy walked over to the boy sitting in the corner and stood directly infront of him with her hands on her hips, a look of disgust on her face.

"Exscuse me," said Muffy, trying to get the boy's attention. "Do you mind?"

The boy looked up at Muffy, but said nothing. He then drifted back into his own little world. Muffy then got right in his face and pulled the headphones
right off of his head.

"Hey, what do you think you are doing ,Tepperman," said the boy angerly.

"It behooves me to have to remind you that this is an institution of learning, not a concert hall," said Muffy.

"Yeah, so"

"This is not the place to be blasting your loud rock music. Besides what are you doing in the office anyway?"

"I was called down here. Principal Dingleman wants to see me. It probably has something to do with the sixteen tardies I have in English."

"Sixteen tardies! You should be ashamed of yourself. What do you think of all the children in the third world countries who don't have the oppurtunity to get an good education like we do. And here you are, with that oppurtunity, and you can't even be bothered to get to class on time. Your actions offend me. They are an outrage against pep."

"Well, Tepperman, your ugly face offends me. Why don't you do all the kids in this school a favor and from now on wear a paper bag over your head."

"You take that back this instant!"



Lauren, Patty and Johnny were standing directly outside the office door listening to the conversation between Muffy and the boy. They were laughing at the suggestion that Muffy should wear a paper bag over her head.

"I don't think that Marshall is in there," said Lauren

"What makes you say that," asked Patty.

"Well, just listen to that guy cut Muffy down. I mean, if Marshall was in there, do you think that he would allow someone to talk that way about his woman."

"Or it could be like I've been saying all along. Muffy and Marshall are not going out."

"Why don't we just go in there and ask her. Take the direct approach. No beating around the Bush."

"What if she lies," said Johnny. "What if Muffy is one of those chronic liars. She could lie about everything. Like, maybe her name really isn't Muffy. She could be like that guy in that Twilight Zone episode. The one that owned the store. Remember, he sat around all day in the store with his friends and told nothing but lies. He would tell his friends that he had done all these great things, which he had never done. But he didn't realize that aliens were watching him. And the aliens believed all his lies and abducted him so they could take him back to their homeworld, 'cause they thought that he was this great human being. Or maybe Muffy herself is really an alien sent to spy on us."

"Well, I would be willing to entertain the idea that Muffy is from another planet, "said Patty.

"Yeah, that would explain a great deal," said Lauren.

"Totally," said Johnny. "Muffy really is of a totally different head. An alien head."

"I'm not sure whether Muffy is the only person in this school from another planet," said Lauren. Patty and Lauren both laughing while a confused look appeared on Johnny's face.

"Well, if we are going to ask Muffy, let's ask her," said Patty.


to be continued....