:mad:

Shine my shoes, EFD.

:mad:
I get next thread or ELSE:mad:.

I get next thread or ELSE:mad:.
Deal.

*EFD Makes next thread in 2006, When this one ends*

I don't like your attitude young lady.

Boy, I'm trying to MOTIVATE you! :snob:

Boy, I'm trying to MOTIVATE you! :snob:RALPH MALPH STILL ROCKS THE HAPPY DAYS GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RALPH MALPH STILL ROCKS THE HAPPY DAYS GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah. I wish Nick@Nite still aired Happy Days. I'd be watching that right now as I post my ass off. -_-

I'm Not wearing any pants.











SWERVE! I Am totally wearing pants.

I'm Not wearing any pants.











SWERVE! I Am totally wearing pants.
That's hot. :p

That's hot. :p
Oh, I Concure. Pants ARE Hot.

Oh, I Concure. Pants ARE Hot.
Especially those short hotpants. The temperature rises. :lol:

Chad Is not gay.











SWERVE!Chad Is totally gay.

Chad Is not gay.











SWERVE!Chad Is totally gay.
Just because girls don't like me doesn't mean I Don't like them, Popfart.

Just because girls don't like me doesn't mean I Don't like them, Popfart.
You poor, poor thing. *pats head*

Just because girls don't like me doesn't mean I Don't like them, Popfart.
:lol:

MMM Bop

Great title,Chad!:D

this place is hooped man ohno:

this place is hooped man ohno:
:lol:

:crazy:

I'm hungry right now for cheetos:

:crazy:
:wave: I guess you craved too much for Carrie and not enough for the other Idols :(

:wave: I guess you craved too much for Carrie and not enough for the other Idols :(

I know :(

Anyway, what's up? :wave:

You have to listen to this! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bk.html)

I know :(

Anyway, what's up? :wave:
:(

Not much

You have to listen to this! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bk.html)
:rotflmao: Listen to the Star Wars one

You have to listen to this! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bk.html)

:rotflmao:

I'm hungry right now for cheetos:

I haven't had those in a LONG time.

I wonder why they didnt have a Beatles week this year?

OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS[http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=rainbow.wmv (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=rainbow.wmv)

OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS[http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=rainbow.wmv (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=rainbow.wmv)

Like I said on chit chat, it won't work for me :(

Like I said on chit chat, it won't work for me :(
:(

:wave:

:wave:
:wave:

:wave:
Like my av? :D

Like my av? :D

I do. It's hot :)

Like my av? :D
LOVE IT!!!!!!

Bo Bice's single is out today. Hmm.

Bo Bice's single is out today. Hmm.
Hmmmmmmm

Hey, my sister crepped my hair (like made it wavy) :D
I love wavy hair......my regular hair which is straight is kinda boring sometimes :lol: Also, I love curly hair!

Hey, my sister crepped my hair (like made it wavy) :D
I love wavy hair......my regular hair which is straight is kinda boring sometimes :lol: Also, I love curly hair!
Coool!:D Which one? I know you have two sisters vecause you talk aboyt them 95% of the time :lol:

Hey..A new thread.

Hey..A new thread.
:wave:

:wave:

:wave:
:wave:

I'm in English right now. I have to come up with 10 survey questions. :bored: ...so I'm on SO. :D

I'm in English right now. I have to come up with 10 survey questions. :bored: ...so I'm on SO. :D
:wave: Cool, what time is it there?

it is 9:53am.
What time is it where you are?

it is 9:53am.
What time is it where you are?
6:55pm

8:02pm here.

:roller:

sup

sup
Not mucho!

Dong diggity dong diggity dong.

Dong diggity dong diggity dong.
:rock:

Taking pictures at night stinks they don't come out.

Taking pictures at night stinks they don't come out.
same thing when you take them underwater :(

The moon is yellowy orange. Gonna be HOT tommorrow.

http://www.queenmania.net/images/fotografie/freddie_mercury/freddie_mercury_101.jpg

Taking pictures at night stinks they don't come out.
True.

:wave:

The moon is yellowy orange. Gonna be HOT tommorrow.
AND fiery.

im sad :(

i want this:

http://www.laptoplogic.com/images/news_cont/312/pic1.jpg

usb thumb drive :thumbsup:

Bo Bice's single is out today. Hmm.

I'm in :biglove: with Bo's single. :faint:

OMG wish me luck! Dramafest tonight! :eek: I'm so nervous. Although we preformed it for the year 9s and 10s and it got laughs so that was good, :D Except it'll be different with adults.

The only bad thing about performing to year 9s and 10s was that they laughed when our main character died. :rolleyes:

:wave:

:wave:

:wave:
:wave:

Ever heard Weird Al 's polka version of Bohemian Rhapsody :brent

i want this:

http://www.laptoplogic.com/images/news_cont/312/pic1.jpg

usb thumb drive :thumbsup:
LOL

:wave:

:wave:
Hi.

Ello.

I hate the smell of mulch

LOL I JUST got around to watching last week's Complete Savages. That was probably my favorite ever. :rotflmao:

That was freakin' hilarious when they loaded that hot tub onto the truck with Jimmy and Nick stuck inside and they had to drive through a gay pride parade to get to the Hospital.

agh. I'm on the verge of tears right now.

LOL I JUST got around to watching last week's Complete Savages. That was probably my favorite ever. :rotflmao:

That was freakin' hilarious when they loaded that hot tub onto the truck with Jimmy and Nick stuck inside and they had to drive through a gay pride parade to get to the Hospital.
:rotflmao:

agh. I'm on the verge of tears right now.
what's wrong?

LOL I JUST got around to watching last week's Complete Savages. That was probably my favorite ever. :rotflmao:

That was freakin' hilarious when they loaded that hot tub onto the truck with Jimmy and Nick stuck inside and they had to drive through a gay pride parade to get to the Hospital.
that was a great episode :lol:

i sure hope they release the series on dvd

what's wrong?
Meh, I have a Spanish final tommorrow and I have no idea with some of the stuff that's on the review sheet and I found out today I'm getting an 82 in math so I'm gonna have a crappy summer. </complain>

Meh, I have a Spanish final tommorrow and I have no idea with some of the stuff that's on the review sheet and I found out today I'm getting an 82 in math so I'm gonna have a crappy summer. </complain>
:(

:(

:wallbang:

:wallbang:
:( Well good luck anyways

:( Well good luck anyways


Thanks Jack. :) I will need TONS of it. ::continues to bang head against wall till unconcious::

there's a rainbow in my backyard.

Thanks Jack. :) I will need TONS of it. ::continues to bang head against wall till unconcious::
Youre welcome!:D

there's a rainbow in my backyard.
Ever heard Weird Al's polka version o Bohemian Rhapsody

Meh, I have a Spanish final tommorrow and I have no idea with some of the stuff that's on the review sheet and I found out today I'm getting an 82 in math so I'm gonna have a crappy summer. </complain>
sorry man :(

there's a rainbow in my backyard.
GO FIND THA GOOOLD!!!!

Ever heard Weird Al's polka version o Bohemian Rhapsody
a masterpiece

a masterpiece
Sure is!:D

LOL I JUST got around to watching last week's Complete Savages. That was probably my favorite ever. :rotflmao:

That was freakin' hilarious when they loaded that hot tub onto the truck with Jimmy and Nick stuck inside and they had to drive through a gay pride parade to get to the Hospital.
AW MAN, I Missed that. :(

I Was at the movies on Friday and forgot to set the VCR. Thats the only episode I Didnt get on tape.

AW MAN, I Missed that. :(

I Was at the movies on Friday and forgot to set the VCR. Thats the only episode I Didnt get on tape.
that sucks man - do you know if Roboto got them all?

maybe he could dl & burn em to dvd?

Ever heard Weird Al's polka version o Bohemian Rhapsody

no I havnt I have to find the chance to listen to that one day.

AW MAN, I Missed that. :(

I Was at the movies on Friday and forgot to set the VCR. Thats the only episode I Didnt get on tape.
If you want me to I could send you a video of it over the computer that's like 175mb, but I doubt you want to wait that long.

no I havnt I have to find the chance to listen to that one day.
It's HILARIOUS!

If you want me to I could send you a video of it over the computer that's like 175mb, but I doubt you want to wait that long.
Sure. Not Like I Have anything better to do.

Sure. Not Like I Have anything better to do.
Ok. I can't send it until later, though. Since I've gotta go.

Love the avs Chad and TF

Love the avs Chad and TF
Thanks. :lol:

Way to show some Texan pride though. :grr:

Thanks. :lol:


Youre welcome!:D

I hope the Dallas Mavericks do better next season. They have a great team. They have Jerry Stackhouse. He used to be on the Pistons.

IM MAKIN CHICKEN

so did the Pissed-ons win the world series TF?

I hope the Dallas Mavericks do better next season. They have a great team. They have Jerry Stackhouse. He used to be on the Pistons.
It's too bad Steve Nash left, though. He's one of my favorite Players.

IM MAKIN CHICKEN

so did the Pissed-ons win the world series TF?
Not yet, the series is tied right now and whoever wins tomorrow's game wins. The Pistons won last night to tie it all up.

IM MAKIN CHICKEN

so did the Pissed-ons win the world series TF?
Cool!

Not yet, the series is tied right now and whoever wins tomorrow's game wins. The Pistons won last night to tie it all up.
ahh- well they can't come over for chicken, EVEN if they win.

ahh- well they can't come over for chicken, EVEN if they win.
Can I?

Can I?
only if you bring the BEANS.

would you buy Complete Savages on DVD?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=143175

only if you bring the BEANS.
AND FRANKS!

would you buy Complete Savages on DVD?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=143175
Definetly.

Definetly.
Ditto

so vote or reply in that thread you DEGENERATE SAVAGES!!! pissed:

thats IT! - im signing you guys up for Ruchard Simmon's cheese of the month club !!! pissed:

so vote or reply in that thread you DEGENERATE SAVAGES!!! pissed:
:rotflmao: I did

:rotflmao: I did
im one step ahead of you - I'm watching Silver Spoooons!

im one step ahead of you - I'm watching Silver Spoooons!
Cooool!:D

Mrs Garrett just got ARESSTEDED for SHOPLIFTING!!! :eek:

:wave:

:wave:

Mrs Garrett just got ARESSTEDED for SHOPLIFTING!!! :eek:
Whachoo talkin bout Roby?

BENSON was good. I watched it last night for the first time.

Too bad I'll probably not see it on TV again in ages. BENSON rules.

NO MORE SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL. party:


WOOOT WOOT

NO MORE SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL. party:


WOOOT WOOT
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!!!!!!!:rock:

LOVE THE AV!!!!!!!!

NO MORE SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL. party:


WOOOT WOOT
your out pretty late :(

your out pretty late :(


Yeah I know I had alot of snow days.

Yeah I know I had alot of snow days.
Ah :(

When are you usually out?

Yeah I know I had alot of snow days.
At least your out now lol

At least your out now lol
Yeah :lol:

We get out tommorow! Yay!

And today and tommorow are half days!

We get out tommorow! Yay!

And today and tommorow are half days!
WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO Congrats!!!!!!!!!!:D :woohoo::rock: ROCK ON!

We get out tommorow! Yay!

And today and tommorow are half days!
you made it! :lol: :thumbsup:

When are you usually out?
last year i got out the 21st

I need to post more in this thread :lookaroun

I need to post more in this thread :lookaroun


Then do so. :ducky:


"I got sermthing in my pocket fer yoouuu..." :whistle:

Then do so. :ducky:


"I got sermthing in my pocket fer yoouuu..." :whistle:
You do? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

pissed:

No sir I am NOT A HEMMOROIDhttp://www.mymountainmail.com/storypics/mr-potato-head-and-crew-11.jpg

Then do so. :ducky:


"I got sermthing in my pocket fer yoouuu..." :whistle:
That sounded wrong.

That sounded wrong.
:grr:.

:grr:.
:rotflmao:

:grr:.
:flabnabbi

Almost JULY already.

:flabnabbi
:)

:D

:D
HEY, JACK!!!

HEY, JACK!!!
HEY TF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have that song 'Paaass the dutchie on the left hand side' stuck in my head.

I'm going to Jersey tonight. I won't be back till Monday. :wave:

Almost JULY already.
ONE MORE DAY OF SCHOOL LEFT! *parties like a craaaaaaaaazy person*

I'm going to Jersey tonight. I won't be back till Monday. :wave:
See ya. :wave:

I'm going to Jersey tonight. I won't be back till Monday. :wave:
Goodbye :wave:

My dad is all mad because he's sick again and the medicine isnt working. And hes blaming it on everyone, screaming, and saying how the doctor is an idiot.


Joy.

My dad is all mad because he's sick again and the medicine isnt working. And hes blaming it on everyone, screaming, and saying how the doctor is an idiot.


Joy.
:(

My dad is all mad because he's sick again and the medicine isnt working. And hes blaming it on everyone, screaming, and saying how the doctor is an idiot.


Joy.
Tell him off.

Tell him off.
I cant! :lol:

I cant! :lol:
Challenge him to a knife fight.

My dad is all mad because he's sick again and the medicine isnt working. And hes blaming it on everyone, screaming, and saying how the doctor is an idiot.


Joy.
Sounds like something my Dad would do LOL

Sounds like something my Dad would do LOL
(And I'm not saying your dad yelling and stuff is funny, I'm just saying it's funny when my dad does it....After the fact of course)

(And I'm not saying your dad yelling and stuff is funny, I'm just saying it's funny when my dad does it....After the fact of course)
I SAW YOUR FACE AND WOW, And then I Took a vow...That we'd be together, Girl just you and meeee, THATS THE MEANING OF ETERNITY.

I SAW YOUR FACE AND WOW, And then I Took a vow...That we'd be together, Girl just you and meeee, THATS THE MEANING OF ETERNITY.
im tellll-ling ohno:

(And I'm not saying your dad yelling and stuff is funny, I'm just saying it's funny when my dad does it....After the fact of course)
:lol: My dad doesnt do it a lot, but sometimes

I SAW YOUR FACE AND WOW, And then I Took a vow...That we'd be together, Girl just you and meeee, THATS THE MEANING OF ETERNITY.
:eek: :rofl:

Challenge him to a knife fight.
:eek: :lol:

I SAW YOUR FACE AND WOW, And then I Took a vow...That we'd be together, Girl just you and meeee, THATS THE MEANING OF ETERNITY.
Uhhhh Chad....I'm not so sure how to respond to that.

Or if I even can.

Challenge him to a knife fight.
LOL

I SAW YOUR FACE AND WOW, And then I Took a vow...That we'd be together, Girl just you and meeee, THATS THE MEANING OF ETERNITY.
:brent

Challenge him to a knife fight.
:brent

Uhhhh Chad....I'm not so sure how to respond to that.

Or if I even can.
LOL Its from That Latin Pop dude on Hey Arnold that kept calling Phoebe "FO-BEE".

LOL Its from That Latin Pop dude on Hey Arnold that kept calling Phoebe "FO-BEE".
I thought that seemed familer :rotflmao:

LOL Its from That Latin Pop dude on Hey Arnold that kept calling Phoebe "FO-BEE".
:rotflmao:

LOL Its from That Latin Pop dude on Hey Arnold that kept calling Phoebe "FO-BEE".
Ohhh I know what you're talking about LOL

BENSON was good. I watched it last night for the first time.

Too bad I'll probably not see it on TV again in ages. BENSON rules.
benson DA man!

benson DA man!
:wave: Hey Roby-meister!

:wave: Hey Roby-meister!
hey man - i have to go help my father-in-law fix his POOOL!

benson DA man!
You said it.

hey man - i have to go help my father-in-law fix his POOOL!
I wish I had a pool. It's gonna be 97 tomorrow.

I wish I had a pool. It's gonna be 97 tomorrow.
i guess so - im just cheap labor for this job :(

hey man - i have to go help my father-in-law fix his POOOL!
:wave: Cool!

i guess so - im just cheap labor for this job :(
:(

is Jack's MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/anchorman88) For Rent?

is Jack's MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/anchorman88) For Rent?
i think you should sublet it out to a small Guatemalan family to raise some extra ca$h

is Jack's MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/anchorman88) For Rent?
I dont think so

I dont think soGlitchee's MySpace is under mainentance :(

ohno: :(

My dad is all mad because he's sick again and the medicine isnt working. And hes blaming it on everyone, screaming, and saying how the doctor is an idiot.


Joy.

My grandpa thinks all doctors are "quacks". :lol: He takes all this medication and it never works. I think they just give it to him so he'll die soon.

I SAW YOUR FACE AND WOW, And then I Took a vow...That we'd be together, Girl just you and meeee, THATS THE MEANING OF ETERNITY.

I'm not sure I want to know... :lol:

Almost JULY already.

:eek:

I know. One month til my birthday :biglove:

Halfway to 34... *hides*

ONE MORE DAY OF SCHOOL LEFT! *parties like a craaaaaaaaazy person*

WOW... school got out here on May 20th, but goes back August 9th, so the summer is almost half over here. (Thank God) :p

ohno: :(
i find your avatar HIGHLY offensive sir.

*reports*

Glitchee's MySpace is under mainentance :(
:(

i find your avatar HIGHLY offensive sir.

*reports*
:lol:

ITS SUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER! SCHOOL'S OUT! :woohoo:

ITS SUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER! SCHOOL'S OUT! :woohoo:
Yup! Like the song :lol:

Yup! Like the song :lol:
Today, my summer begins :D It was my last day of school

WOW... school got out here on May 20th, but goes back August 9th, so the summer is almost half over here. (Thank God) :p
Just started here :lol: We go back in September

Today, my summer begins :D It was my last day of school
Cool :D


AWESOME!!! *School's Out by Alice Cooper plays*

Cool :D


AWESOME!!! *School's Out by Alice Cooper plays*
*bangs head*

*bangs head*
:rock: You heard that song? I love it :D

Afternoon.

Afternoon.
:wave: Where's your av?

:wave: Where's your av?
I dont feel like putting one in now. Atleast until I find a new one.

I dont feel like putting one in now. Atleast until I find a new one.
Ah

So I'll just use this until I get a new one.

So I'll just use this until I get a new one.
Awesome!:D

Ohhh I know what you're talking about LOL

:brent
Oh no

:lol:

This episode of All Grown Up is really gay. For a school assignment they had to pretend to be married to someone (or something) and Suzie and Angelica got each other o____________________________o

Maybe I'm wrong

I dont feel like putting one in now. Atleast until I find a new one.
cool av man :thumbsup:

This episode of All Grown Up is really gay. For a school assignment they had to pretend to be married to someone (or something) and Suzie and Angelica got each other ....
...onion crowns and then they kissed & made up and then made some suits out of duct tape and went to Prom together.

The End.

cool av man :thumbsup:Thanks.

Thanks.
you goion to da prom tf?

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/contests/prom/entries.asp

mmmmmm

:brent
Oh no

mmmmmm
LOL

LOL
http://www.stclaire.com/safety_sign_builder/ssbl-panel.php

saftey first!~

saftey first!~
:brent

The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase-in plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter!

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kanbe dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place!

Interesting

Interesting
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."

Here are the scorecards from the event: (Frank is Judge #3)

Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor Very mild.
Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy crap, What the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer...

Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,
adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with
gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.

Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through
the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when
Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."

Here are the scorecards from the event: (Frank is Judge #3)

Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor Very mild.
Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy crap, What the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer...

Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,
adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with
gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.

Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through
the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when
Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili? :brent

saftey first!~

:brent

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."

Here are the scorecards from the event: (Frank is Judge #3)

Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor Very mild.
Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy crap, What the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer...

Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,
adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with
gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.

Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through
the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when
Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

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:rofl: :brent :rofl: :brent :rofl:

:rofl: :brent :rofl: :brent :rofl: :rofl: :brent :rofl: :brent :rofl:
:rofl: :brent :rofl: :brent :rofl:
man, that has GOT to be some sort of record or something - lol

i wish they still had cartoons on Saturday mornings :(

:wave:

Testing I am, yes

Testing I am, yes
:wave:

.....

man, that has GOT to be some sort of record or something - lol
I wonder...

I wonder...
Ditto

I wonder...
About what?

About what?
:wave:

I have I'll Never Love This Way Again stuck in my head now. I was listening to Jasmine's version of it.

I have I'll Never Love This Way Again stuck in my head now. I was listening to Jasmine's version of it.
Cool

Sleeping Contest 2 is ON.

TF vs EFD. Starting tommorow, Whoever can stay up the longest wins. Loser shaves their head!

Sleeping Contest 2 is ON.

TF vs EFD. Starting tommorow, Whoever can stay up the longest wins. Loser shaves their head!
Cool :D

Sleeping Contest 2 is ON.

TF vs EFD. Starting tommorow, Whoever can stay up the longest wins. Loser shaves their head!
Awesome :D

Sleeping Contest 2 is ON.

TF vs EFD. Starting tommorow, Whoever can stay up the longest wins. Loser shaves their head!
This may be the greatest contest ever.

And definetly has the most on the line.

You're going DOWN again, EFD.

I cant believe im gonna be in 8th grade. This is my last year of middle school! :woohoo: I started coming here when I was in 6th grade :eek:

I cant believe im gonna be in 8th grade. This is my last year of middle school! :woohoo: I started coming here when I was in 6th grade :eek:
Almost been 3 years since I registered here.

:wave: Hey all

:wave: Hey all
Hello.

I cant believe im gonna be in 8th grade. This is my last year of middle school! :woohoo: I started coming here when I was in 6th grade :eek:
:eek: :woohoo:

:wave: Hey all
:wave: Hey Angela!

Sleeping Contest 2 is ON.

TF vs EFD. Starting tommorow, Whoever can stay up the longest wins. Loser shaves their head!
they should shave their backs too :)