Does anyone know the lyrics to the song? I know Michael McKean wrote this, and that it was on a California epsiode in which Laverne learns that she wasn't made to sing romantic songs, but entertaining songs.

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

The lines with stars are sung by Laverne

Standin on the corner
*Standin' on the corner
Pullin' at her sweater and poppin' her gum
*I'm standin' on the corner
*What does he think?
*I ain't so dumb, I know the look!
She sees that look in my eyes
*I know the look
She knows that look in my eyes
*I really wasn't born yesterday
*I'm not a little girl but I know my way
*Around a boy like you

Drivin' down the highway
*Drivin' down the highway
Blowin' off the shoulders and huggin' those curves
*I'm drivin' down the highway
*But it's not the road that gets on my nerves
*It's the look!
She sees that look in my eyes
*He's got the look
She knows that look in my eyes
*I really wasn't born yesterday
*I'm not a little girl but I know my way
*Around a boy like you

I wanna meet your mother
*Ya wanna meet my mother?
I wanna meet your brother and dad and sis
*Uh-uh, ya wanna know my number?
Yes, please
*I can't tell you that!
*I can tell you this: I know the look!
She sees that look in my eyes!
*I know the look
She knows that look in my eyes
*It really isn't fair to waste your time
*To you it's just a game, but the thrill ain't mine
*And I know the look!
She sees that look in my eyes
*I know the look!
She knows that look in my eyes
*I really wasn't born yesterday
*I'm not a little girl but I know my way
*Around a boy like you
And she sees the look, and she knows the look
*Look look look look read that book look look look at him look at him look!

Thanks, LaverneShirley!

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.