What are they?

My friends and I use to snatch pumpkins on Halloween(we'd only take from the houses that had TONS of 'em) and place them on our teacher's doorstep with signs on them that said, "My name is Apu...return me to 102 Mahogany Drive so I can be reunited with my friends!" and various other messages.

The next day the teacher drew a picture on her chalkboard of the pumpkins and asked, "Who would do such a thing?!"


Oh, the times we had in 11th grade

My friends and I use to snatch pumpkins on Halloween(we'd only take from the houses that had TONS of 'em) and place them on our teacher's doorstep with signs on them that said, "My name is Apu...return me to 102 Mahogany Drive so I can be reunited with my friends!" and various other messages.

The next day the teacher drew a picture on her chalkboard of the pumpkins and asked, "Who would do such a thing?!"


Oh, the times we had in 11th grade
:brent

I remember in 6th grade one of my friends made this calculator joke where the punchline a lady was BOOBLESS ( the calcluator read 800873555 )
and also "POOP NUTS!" LOL dont know what those are but yeah. None of the poeple that remembered it then dont now, but I do.


Also one time in baseball ( I wasl ike theam manager thisyear ) and we didnt go out on the field ,well they diod later, but when I wast here no) and me and three of the players did scenes from Anchorman

:lol: I'm sure there's others that I can't recall just yet.





:brent

Hahaha...I love that movie!






I remember in 6th grade one of my friends made this calculator joke where the punchline a lady was BOOBLESS ( the calcluator read 800873555 )
and also "POOP NUTS!" LOL dont know what those are but yeah. None of the poeple that remembered it then dont now, but I do.


Also one time in baseball ( I wasl ike theam manager thisyear ) and we didnt go out on the field ,well they diod later, but when I wast here no) and me and three of the players did scenes from Anchorman

We climbed a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket to see what was in there!

It's just flourenscent lights - and you do get dizzy spinning around on those things long enough!! :lol: It was a b*tch getting back down I'll tell ya!

:lol: I'm sure there's others that I can't recall just yet.
:D Like your friend and the chair leg

Hahaha...I love that movie!
Me too!!!:D

We climbed a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket to see what was in there!

It's just flourenscent lights - and you do get dizzy spinning around on those things long enough!! :lol: It was a b*tch getting back down I'll tell ya!

That would be PFK, wouldn't it?

We climbed a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket to see what was in there!

It's just flourenscent lights - and you do get dizzy spinning around on those things long enough!! :lol: It was a b*tch getting back down I'll tell ya!
:brent That's crazy!

1987...
Me and my buddy Joe, drunk out of our minds on a senior class trip to Moscow, being chased on foot by the Russian Police.

Since I'm here to tell the tale, let's just say things worked out okay.

;)

:brent


1987...
Me and my buddy Joe, drunk out of our minds on a senior class trip to Moscow, being chased on foot by the Russian Police.

Since I'm here to tell the tale, let's just say things worked out okay.

;)

That would be PFK, wouldn't it?


Well let's just say we weren't quite sober at the time!!! :lol:

We also turned an electric car sideways in its parking space (boy those things are light and tiny) the same night - in the same parking lot.

oh man. that'd take hours. my best memory though was in Cancun when I fell off a bar top and we met these people( one broke my fall), and one of my friends went back to their hotel to do the nasty..well in cancun you can't be in a hotel unless you're a guest. we made it through the front security but then got caught, so we had to get my friend out of the room while they were in the middle of doing their deeds. he comes out no pants or anything and about 4 mexican police offers chased us for about a half hour. i honestly thought i was going to jail that night.


oh yeah and about a week ago i passed out and my friends drew on me in sharpie(insert here with an arrow down to my ass, etc etc). im still kind of mad but oh god it was funny.

memories.

Yeah, exactly :lol:







:D Like your friend and the chair leg

Yeah, exactly :lol:
:lol:

1987...
Me and my buddy Joe, drunk out of our minds on a senior class trip to Moscow, being chased on foot by the Russian Police.

Since I'm here to tell the tale, let's just say things worked out okay.

;)
:brent

oh man. that'd take hours. my best memory though was in Cancun when I fell off a bar top and we met these people( one broke my fall), and one of my friends went back to their hotel to do the nasty..well in cancun you can't be in a hotel unless you're a guest. we made it through the front security but then got caught, so we had to get my friend out of the room while they were in the middle of doing their deeds. he comes out no pants or anything and about 4 mexican police offers chased us for about a half hour. i honestly thought i was going to jail that night.


oh yeah and about a week ago i passed out and my friends drew on me in sharpie(insert here with an arrow down to my ass, etc etc). im still kind of mad but oh god it was funny.

memories.
:brent

Me and my friend James got a poster of Drake and Josh from a magazine and we signed it and we told James' sister that it was authentic :lol:

One time in college we were really bored and wanted to spruce up our fraternity office so we "borrowed" three tables (with chairs, tablecloth, napkin holders, etc.) from the faculty dining room and turned the office into a "cafe" with our pledges serving as waiters.
We returned the stuff a few days later when we got word that a search was about to be conducted.

It's too bad we had to shut down the cafe earlier than planned. We had a killer Sunday brunch planned.

;)

Me and my friend James got a poster of Drake and Josh from a magazine and we signed it and we told James' sister that it was authentic :lol:
:brent

One time in college we were really bored and wanted to spruce up our fraternity office so we "borrowed" three tables (with chairs, tablecloth, napkin holders, etc.) from the faculty dining room and turned the office into a "cafe" with our pledges serving as waiters.
We returned the stuff a few days later when we got word that a search was about to be conducted.

It's too bad we had to shut down the cafe earlier than planned. We had a killer Sunday brunch planned.

;)
:brent

You know those yellow wooden "Caution" signs with the amber lights on top? They're usually used at construction sites.

We grabbed one one night and stuck it in our apt building's elevator then sat on the bench in the lobby to watch people's reactions. NOBODY would get on the elevator - not with this huge flashing amber light blinking at them when the doors opened.

Old ladies would clasp their hands over their mouths and say "Oh my" and then take the stairs. We were near hysterics when the superintentant comes out of his apt. and checks it out - he had been getting phone calls from people complaining that they shutdown all access to the elevators. He never did figure out who did it and we were sitting right there! :lol:

Another time we found a toilet in the garbage and placed it in the middle of a park and stuck a "For Sale" sign in it.

Ahhh those crazy teen years! I've got a million of them! :lol:

We climbed a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket to see what was in there!

It's just flourenscent lights - and you do get dizzy spinning around on those things long enough!! :lol: It was a b*tch getting back down I'll tell ya!
That reminds me of that episode of Leave it to Beaver.........

You know those yellow wooden "Caution" signs with the amber lights on top? They're usually used at construction sites.

We grabbed one one night and stuck it in our apt building's elevator then sat on the bench in the lobby to watch people's reactions. NOBODY would get on the elevator - not with this huge flashing amber light blinking at them when the doors opened.

Old ladies would clasp their hands over their mouths and say "Oh my" and then take the stairs. We were near hysterics when the superintentant comes out of his apt. and checks it out - he had been getting phone calls from people complaining that they shutdown all access to the elevators. He never did figure out who did it and we were sitting right there! :lol:

Another time we found a toilet in the garbage and placed it in the middle of a park and stuck a "For Sale" sign in it.

Ahhh those crazy teen years! I've got a million of them! :lol:
:brent

That reminds me of that episode of Leave it to Beaver.........


Oh yeah - the Beave and Larry tried to hit a KFC???

Oh yeah - the Beave and Larry tried to hit a KFC???
:lol:

I would tell you, but since this board is supposed to be PG-13, I'd better not. :lol:

I would tell you, but since this board is supposed to be PG-13, I'd better not. :lol:
Oooh somethin' dirrrr-taaaaaay??

One night me and a friend got a big garbage barrel and loaded it with newspaper,etc.... and put it in the middle of a tennis court so nothing bad would happen and we lit it up...... Man did the flames go high!!! (This was in the 80s)