Let's suppose that the cast of L&S are all put onto an island in the middle of nowhere, ala the CBS series "Survivor". SO we have Laverne, Shirley, Lenny, Squiggy, Carmine, Laverne's Dad, and Laverne's Dad's Wife (I forgot her name... Lord forgive me, I FORGOT HER NAME!!!)

Each person who posts a reply to this mail, please vote one cast member off the island, until we finally have our one survivor, who will also win 1 MILLION DOLLARS. Imagine what type of dance school Carmine could open with that kind of money! Also, when voting someone off the island, please include a smal note as to WHY that person is being voted off the island.

EDNA (Frank DeFazio's wife). Becuase she just flat out SUCKS! I vote Edna off!

see ya~The T.

So in a bold move, Edna was voted off the island. Who will be next? C'mon, people... I know there are more people looking at this message board than The T and me!

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Well, since no one else will do it, looks like I'll be the one to vote the next cast member off the island. I think that Squiggy would make one too many slimey remarks towards the girls, and therefore he is the second cast member to be eliminated from the island.

NO NOT SQUIGY! I love squigy! He is actually kinda cool! Take Lenny off! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I'll live if you must take of Squigy though!

see ya~The T.


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Sorry, but the vote has been cast! I know... I love Sqiggy just as much as anyone else... but the fact of the matter is that I think everyone else on the island would vote him off right at the beginning! He would get caught washing his socks in the drinking water, or something else that would just tick everyone off! I'm sorry, but the decission is final.

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hehehe. that's okay. I wonder why no one does this! It is soo cool!

see ya~The T.

probebly carmine but I can think of any reason why

I can think of the reason... In order to retaliate for having Squiggy kicked off the island, Lenny would convince enough people to vote Shirley off the island. But because he is such a gentleman, Carmine would sacrifice himself to go off the island, even though he really needed that money to open a dance studio. So long, Carmine! Next?

Carmine already HAS Marjorie Ward's Dance Studio...yes, I know, the decision is final. I vote for...for...well, this sucks. I guess I vote for Frank because in Shotgun Wedding he just had trouble roughing it. No TV, no toilet, and whatever else he was complaining about.

Okay, that brings us down to just Laverne, Shirley, and Lenny left on the island! Frank just couldn't cut it, and everyone agreed that he should be the next one voted off the island. As he was leaving the island, he couldn't stop muttering to himself about "No more eating rats" and "Gonna have a BIIIG steak!"

So who will be next? Considering that the title of the show isn't "The LENNY Show", I think I can guess... but I'll let the decission be up to the rest of you http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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No! Not Lenny!!! Lenny's one of the best characters on the show! Without Lenny you don't have Laverne & Shirley! If that makes sense...

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish"

"Childish? Childish? COming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!"

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!"

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!"

Uh.... yeah, but you also don't have "Laverne & Shirley" without "Laverne" or "Shirley". You know what has to be done... Can you really imagine Laverne OR Shirley surviving on the island without eachother? Come on! Think of the last few episodes of the show... Laverne was DIEING without Shirley!

Do the honorable thing... someone vote Lenny off the island. Or, if you can think of a legitimate way to get Laverne or Shirley off the island, I'll accept that. Good luck!

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But think about it. If one L&S person could survive, i's Lenny (or Squiggy). I mean, he eats rubber grapes! ("Those are rubber, Len" "Chewy, though") He wouldn't mind the rats or the snakes or anything. They'd probably be afraid of him. Personally, I think Squiggy could have been the survivor if it weren't for the fact that everyone hates him.

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish"

"Childish? Childish? COming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!"

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!"

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!"

Okay... so give me a legitimate reasoning behind who is getting tossed off the island. It *can* be done, but the circumstances have to be just right. You have to remember that it's the other residents of the island that are voting eachother off the island, so what reason would possibly occour that would get one of the girls kicked off the island by the other two? Why would Lenny and Laverne decide that Shirley should get kicked off the island? Why would Shirley and Lenny decide to kick off Laverne? Just give me a reason, and I'll write it in!

Okay. How could someone vot Carmine off?!?!?! I thought he would be the survivor! He is so talented he could think of any way to survive! Okay here is my story:

Laverne, Shirley and Lenny are on the Island by a camp fire eating....roasted bugs. Lenny hands one to Laverne and she gobbles it up. Then he hands one of the crunchy roaches to shirley and she says "Eeeeww your gonna make me eat this!!!!?!?! I can't eat a little innocent bug!" and Lenny and Laverne look at each other (Remember now they really love each other (See Laverne and Shirley and Lenny and Squigy and look at Silentbri's explanation of them getting married)hehehe) and they at once Laverne pics of shirleys arms and Lenny picks of shirley legs and together they walk to the water and throw her off the island, and in the process lenny forgets (What a surprise!) to let go of shirleys legs and falls in with her and Laverne is the final survivor!!! to be continued....

What do ya think? More tommorrow!!!

see ya~The T

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Howard: Why is it she always comes when I'm eating?
Marion: Because you're always eating Howard.
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Okay T, I totally agree with you about the Laverne and Lenny love thing (It's a strong belief among the AOL message board)... But one reason that Lenny and Laverne would vote Shirley off is because Shirley is NOT a nature person. And she's NOT athletic...

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish"

"Childish? Childish? COming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!"

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!"

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!"

Okay, I'll accept the fact that Shirley would get voted off because she's such a big wuss. Dang! And I was wanting Shirley to win becuase I have such a huge crush on her! Oh well... so now it's just Lenny and Laverne on the island... what a way to spend the honeymoon!

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LOL! Good one Silentbri! Lets wait and see! Okay here is an idea. It is not a legitimate vote but here I go:

Okay as they are throwing shirley off the island Lenny forgets to let go and falls in with her and then because Lenny was always a great swimmer (Shirley wasn't) He swims back to shore and Embraces Laverne. Laverne is shocked by his Sudden move and shoves him away and he once again falls in the water and he swims back.

So at that Who will be the survivor!!!?!?!?!?

See ya~The T

Hmmm... well, as far as I know regarding "Survivor", you actually have to be *voted* off the island by the other castaways. So just falling off the island would not count as a disqualification. Now it's up to us, the viewers, to decide which one of the final two survivors wins the ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Please submit one vote for who you would like to see thrown off the island. I vote we throw Laverne off, making Lenny the winner. Next?

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Yeah thats true. I wasn't thinking. But still a good way to try to make him drown! OKay I vote Laverne off because she can't survive without shirl and Lenny could care less! He could make up new inventions with the monkeys and he'd be just as content as he was doing it with squigy!

See ya~The T

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Howard: Why is it she always comes when I'm eating?
Marion: Because you're always eating Howard.
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I vote for Laverne too! Lenny and Shirley are my favorite characters (Yes, I KNOW I voted for Shirley. She really is my favorite, but I still think she can be a wimp), so I'm givin' it to Lenny. If Lenny wins, it'll keep him and Squiggy out of their hair all the time (not to mention out of their apartment). They'll be watching THEIR new television set instead of the girls... and they'll be able to pay the rent (Without using Monopoly money and still coming up short again)

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish"

"Childish? Childish? COming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!"

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!"

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!"

So Lenny WINS!!! Now he can afford to pay all the bills from the wedding! Hooray!

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hehehe. Hey! Now lets do it for Happy Days!!! I will post it tommorrow!

See ya~The T

Originally posted by The T:
hehehe. Hey! Now lets do it for Happy Days!!! I will post it tommorrow!

See ya~The T



No now lets do it for Gilligan's Island1 i know they were on an island but none got voted off! And they would have nothing that they have on the show especially not coconut cream pie! I think I will start it right now at 10: 40 pm ! Hope you don't mind SilentBri! if you do e-mail me or post it


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Gilligan: "They put us in these glass booths!"
Skipper: "Little buddy!"
Mr. Howell: "I'm a millionaire!"
Mrs. Howell: "I think I want the Professor."
Ginger: "I wanna be loved by you."
Professor: "The atomic weight..."
Mary Ann: "My coconut cream pie!"
CEC JNS GJR PML