Put a quote from a sitcom or drama or both that you like.

- Frasier complains about how easy Roz's job is:
Frasier: My God, a cockatoo with a strong beak could do what you do!

Taxi:

Jim: "Whaaat...dooees...aaa...yeellowww...ligghht...meeaan?"

Cheers:

Norm: Evening, everybody!

Everyone else: Norm!

Frasier:

Frasier: I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Becayse I had to move your chair, which gauged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, who called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!

Frasier: All right, stop it! Get a grip! You're not being asked to do anything that any of us hasn't done before in our own kitchens, in our own homes, now quick, Niles, kill five eels!

OMG yeah - Jim when taking his license test!!!!! That had to be the best ever! "SLOW DOWN" - Whaaaaaat dooooooeees aaaaa yelllllloooooow liiiiiiight meaaaann? :brent

Apparently he was only supposed to do that a couple of times, but he kept it up. You can see Tony Danza absolutely losing it in the background!



Another one I rolled over was when Ross wanted to play the bagpipes at Monica and Chandler's wedding and he's cranking away and Phoebe starts "singing" along! I thought I'd die laughing! :lol:

Frasier had so many great lines but probably my favorite is...

Frasier:Oh Niles, I don't have time for your insanity. I'm about to steal a get-well card from a kidney patient.


From Golden Girls:
Dorothy:Ma, thank God you're here!
Sophia:Arrested for prostitution, I can't believe it!!
Blanche:But Sophia, we're innocent.
Sophia:I know that!! I can't believe that these dumb cops would think that anybody would pay money to sleep with the 3 of you!!

From Wings:
Fay:Look, I've got a human organ in my hands and I don't know what to do with it!!(For those who don't know, the gang found a cooler with a heart in it at the airport that was going to be used for a transplant).

From Friends:
Ross(to Emily, while they were exchanging their wedding vows):I, Ross, take thee, Rachel....
AND
Chandler(talking about Michael Flatley):His legs flail about as if independent from his body!!