Paris Hilton reportedly engaged to shipping heir

Story, here (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/30/hilton.engaged.reut/index.html).

CNN.com-May 31, 2005

This will affect me how? :eek: ohno:

Gawd...they're going to inflict the world with a bunch of little Paris Jr's. *screams*

Actually, their first son should be Carl Jr. ;)

Actually, their first son should be Carl Jr. ;)

:lol:

That's hot.

;)

And its a Nicole and Paris Race To The Altar folks - heaven forbid Nicole shows her up and marries first!


Then stayed turned for Part II - The Race To Divorce Court!

And its a Nicole and Paris Race To The Altar folks - heaven forbid Nicole shows her up and marries first!


Then stayed turned for Part II - The Race To Divorce Court!
:lol: :lol:

And its a Nicole and Paris Race To The Altar folks - heaven forbid Nicole shows her up and marries first!


Then stayed turned for Part II - The Race To Divorce Court!

Sad, but I can see that happening. Either Divorce Court or Annullment Court.

Sad, but I can see that happening. Either Divorce Court or Annullment Court.


Exactly! Afterall, Nicky's marriage lasted all of 3 weeks or something??

I swear they just do this to kill boredom. Afterall, all that partying and clubbing gets to be pretty tedious after a while you know. :snob:

Damn missed my chance! :(

The guy's name is Paris meaning if they actually marry, they'll have the same name. :lol:

Reminds me of two threads from last year when Paris's sis Nicky wed. :grrbald:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=118084&highlight=%2450

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=122718&highlight=%2450

Damn missed my chance! :(


Not to worry - I'm saving the new Miss Universe for you Peter!!!

I weep for humanity.
:(





I'm just kidding, who cares?

See ya in divorce court!
:wave:

Not to worry - I'm saving the new Miss Universe for you Peter!!!
hey now!!

she has to remain single during her present reign

Not to worry - I'm saving the new Miss Universe for you Peter!!!


aw ok I'll wait! :blush:

hey now!!

she has to remain single during her present reign

I know, but a year ain't bad! She can run her reign, Peter will get that great job, travel to NYC, meet her in her Trump apt., they can email and phone each other and then once her reigns over next May, its just in time for a perfect June wedding!!

Unless of course, I get divorced in the meantime in which case he'll have to take the Miss Canada 2nd runner up......ME!! :lol: (afterall, we do look alike....well - we both have brunette hair, are tall, female and are from Canada anyways)! ;)

I know, but a year ain't bad! She can run her reign, Peter will get that great job, travel to NYC, meet her in her Trump apt., they can email and phone each other and then once her reigns over next May, its just in time for a perfect June wedding!!

Unless of course, I get divorced in the meantime in which case he'll have to take the Miss Canada 2nd runner up......ME!! :lol: (afterall, we do look alike....well - we both have brunette hair, are tall, female and are from Canada anyways)! ;)



Wow, I would totally be into that, :lol: .........no seriously I would be ;)

Wow, I would totally be into that, :lol: .........no seriously I would be ;)


You've got yourself a deal then! I'll have my people call her people and we'll set ya up! :D :cool:

You've got yourself a deal then! I'll have my people call her people and we'll set ya up! :D :cool:


OK , cool, we'll do lunch darling, Ciao ;)

Eh, who the hell cares?

Actually, their first son should be Carl Jr. ;)
Originally Posted by safety pin
nah, she told ym she wants a boy named london and a girl named china. she also wants to be married with three kids by 2010. paris, london and china. if the third child is a boy she can name it carl. and they all can live happily ever after. :mrtarver:

marrying her boyfriend of five months? how naive.

nah, she told ym she wants a boy named london and a girl named china. she also wants to be married with three kids by 2010. paris, london and china. if the third child is a boy she can name it carl. and they all can live happily ever after. :mrtarver:

marrying her boyfriend of five months? how naive.
Har har I remember reading that. Roman (name of place I thought of off the top of my head) is cuter than China...China reminds me of vagina.

nah, she told ym she wants a boy named london and a girl named china. paris, london and china. :mrtarver:

marrying her boyfriend of five months? how naive.


(why am I defending her????) Actually, I think she dated this guy a few years back when she was about 18. If its the guy I'm thinking of, I've heard it was pretty serious even then. He seemed to fit into the family best (no wonder - heiress and heir). If its not the same guy, then yeah - 5 months - you've still got your "party personalities" on then. Wait 'til reality sets in.

Yeah, I figure they'll name the kids city names too. Let's just hope they do stick to the glam ones and not name a kid Battlecreek for something! :crazy:

Har har I remember reading that. Roman (name of place I thought of off the top of my head) is cuter than China...China reminds me of vagina.
i changed my mind. the girl should be copenhagen. carl should be berlin.

i changed my mind. the girl should be copenhagen. carl should be berlin.
The boy should be Little Rock and all dress up like the Rock only little and the girl should be, um...Gas Station.

(why am I defending her????)

Because you're a fair person.

The boy should be Little Rock and all dress up like the Rock only little and the girl should be, um...Gas Station.

How about Texaco?

Because you're a fair person.


thx :blush:

Actually, I'd like to see them name a kid "Exit".

That way, if he grows up to be an actor, his name will be up in lights in every theatre in the country!

How about Texaco?
Wal*Mart is prettier...

Wal*Mart is prettier...
what about Inside Her?

thx :blush:

Actually, I'd like to see them name a kid "Exit".

That way, if he grows up to be an actor, his name will be up in lights in every theatre in the country!

:rotflmao:

what about Inside Her?
:lol:

um um um...

darn, I was gonna say Wendy's but I fergot thats a regalar name. :(

:lol:

um um um...

darn, I was gonna say Wendy's but I fergot thats a regalar name. :(
Ahhhh i got it! the boy can be burger king and the girl can be dairy queen. :grr:

Ahhhh i got it! the boy can be burger king and the girl can be dairy queen. :grr:
If the boy is a ferrrrgot he can be Dairy Queen, though.