View Full Version : Times you laughed so hard you almost had tears in your eyes


TheGreatPretender
05-30-2005, 03:45 PM
Lol I'm bored so I decided to make a thread about times you cracked up REALLY hard. I could name a few :lol:

When I was in Science class with my friend Christie but neither of us were paying attention so we were saying really weird things in Spanish. And I felt the need to say loudly "La fiesta in mis pantelones!" and the teacher looked over at us with an eyebrow raised. My friend and I were practically rolling in the aisles. :lol:

Courtnee
05-30-2005, 03:55 PM
My best friend Sarah (no realation to our Sarah) cracks me up everyday. :lol: She always does and says funny things.

One time:Sarah started rapping about Judisam (Sarah is black and no she's not Jewish) She said something like "Mic check,yo. 1,2,3. I'm a Jewish kid growing up on the block. I'm so Kosher I can break a lock.... :rolleyes: She's crazy.

Nighthawk76
05-30-2005, 04:01 PM
When my friend Jason and I are together (we've been friends since 1990 when we both started high school) there are quite a few times that we laugh so hard that we're both near tears.

TripperFan
05-30-2005, 04:17 PM
Luckily I crack up like that quite often. I've had tears running down my cheeks, sore sides and cheeks I've laughed so long and so hard.

When I was working at a place, almost every lunch hour was like that. I was lucky enough to work with some pretty funny people and we'd crack each other up all the time.

One that cracks me up every time is a clip on a bloopers (or those most outrageous t.v. moments shows) from Australia. They had this freaky looking mascot on a kids show and brought a real kangaroo on. Well the kangaroo decides he doesn't like this mascot and starts grabbing and biting its head. He then actually gets the mascot on the ground and the mascot's feet are kicking while this Roo is going to town on him. They pull the thing off him, get him back on his feet and try to continue the show and the kangaroo approaches again and sucker punches the mascot on the side of the head. I don't know why, but it just strikes me as so ridiculous. Kinda like the clip on WKRP when Herb's in the fish suit and he gets into a fight in the men's room with a pig mascot.

Laughing is so good for you! I'll find humour in just about anything!

vienna waits
05-30-2005, 04:22 PM
when crystal and i were first mocking faith gatewood a couple months back and i added sex to her problems.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
05-30-2005, 04:32 PM
when crystal and i were first mocking faith gatewood a couple months back and i added sex to her problems.
:rotflmao: DUDE when Jeff showed me the pic of :mrtarver: for the first time, I lost it. I was in a fit for about 10 min. And dont even get me started on the Full House porn.

PZelda
05-30-2005, 04:48 PM
Oh boy..stuff like that happens to me all the time. One in particular...

About a year ago, my interpreter and I were at lunch (this was at school and I was in my 1st semester of college then). She was telling me this story that happened to her when her son was in high school 20 years ago. Her son was a sophomore in HS then and he was on the football team. Her son had to get up early to go to a football game out of town, so he went to bed early, and she and her husband went to the living room to watch TV til they got tired. All of a sudden, they heard noises coming from her son's room...her husband told her to go investigate, so she did. She went into his bedroom and didn't see anything, so she turned on the lights. HER SON WAS STARK NAKED AND HE WAS ****ING HIS CD PLAYER. I was practically on the floor laughing when she told me that story. :rofl:

We also both like Tony Danza but we ALWAYS make fun of Tony's eyebrows and the way he scrunches up his face and his eyebrows are perfectly diagonal when he does so. :rofl: The first time she did a perfect impression of Tony's eyebrows, I started crying. :lol: :lol:

I could go on. :rotflmao:

Kelly Ann Hillias
05-30-2005, 04:53 PM
when my kelly ate yellow snow.
we were outside and my kelly ran towards yellow snow, picked it up, ate it, and then died.

Number 9 Dream
05-30-2005, 04:56 PM
Oh god, I have SOOOOO many of these moments I can't even count. One in particular was when I was in 10th grade and my friends and I were going to our Earth Science class. There were two tables and we always sat next to each other so we could talk and get in to our usual trouble. It was me, my friend Tiffany, my friend Nicole, Kenda, and Mike...well, we used to have this rival thing going on with two jocks who were in our class- everyone found them annoying.

So, one day we go to class, and prepare to sit down. Well, our friend Mike sat down in his chair and next thing we knew the chair collasped and he went flying backwards, nearly taking down our friend Kenda as he grabbed on to her for dear life. We were all saying, "Omg, Mike, you broke the chair!", basically blaming him for it....but it turned out that the two kids we hated had broken off the chair leg and constructed it so it would cave in when he sat down. So, we are cracking up(ok, I know it sounds mean but it was REALLY funny at the time) and Mike gets up, shaking the chair leg in his hand and screams: "Who the f*ck did this?! I am going to kill you!" The whole room goes silent because Mike was SO serious and he really looked like he was gonna kill everyone. We had a substitute that day and all of a sudden we see him sneak over to grab the chair when Mike's not looking(I guess he thought Mike would attack people with it).

Oh my god, I am dying just thinking about it....LOL we still bring it up to this day....oh, man....

Janet McFarland
05-30-2005, 04:57 PM
Oh boy..stuff like that happens to me all the time. One in particular...

About a year ago, my interpreter and I were at lunch (this was at school and I was in my 1st semester of college then). She was telling me this story that happened to her when her son was in high school 20 years ago. Her son was a sophomore in HS then and he was on the football team. Her son had to get up early to go to a football game out of town, so he went to bed early, and she and her husband went to the living room to watch TV til they got tired. All of a sudden, they heard noises coming from her son's room...her husband told her to go investigate, so she did. She went into his bedroom and didn't see anything, so she turned on the lights. HER SON WAS STARK NAKED AND HE WAS ****ING HIS CD PLAYER. I was practically on the floor laughing when she told me that story. :rofl:


:rotflmao: Ahahah I literally cracked up when I read that :lol:
For me, anything random that me and my friends do. I don't have a specific moment, but we've had good times.

TheGreatPretender
05-30-2005, 05:02 PM
Also when I was in choir my friend Jasmine has this well problem with hiccups, she gets them at random times. Anyways we were listening to a choir song and after it was over our teacher who is a bit of a cornball said "Shhhh let the feeling of the song sink in" it was quite for a moment and then Jasmine let out the loudest hiccup. I was practically snorting along with everyone else. :rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
05-30-2005, 05:13 PM
Oh boy..stuff like that happens to me all the time. One in particular...

About a year ago, my interpreter and I were at lunch (this was at school and I was in my 1st semester of college then). She was telling me this story that happened to her when her son was in high school 20 years ago. Her son was a sophomore in HS then and he was on the football team. Her son had to get up early to go to a football game out of town, so he went to bed early, and she and her husband went to the living room to watch TV til they got tired. All of a sudden, they heard noises coming from her son's room...her husband told her to go investigate, so she did. She went into his bedroom and didn't see anything, so she turned on the lights. HER SON WAS STARK NAKED AND HE WAS ****ING HIS CD PLAYER. I was practically on the floor laughing when she told me that story. :rofl:

We also both like Tony Danza but we ALWAYS make fun of Tony's eyebrows and the way he scrunches up his face and his eyebrows are perfectly diagonal when he does so. :rofl: The first time she did a perfect impression of Tony's eyebrows, I started crying. :lol: :lol:

I could go on. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :brent

Cactus Jack
05-30-2005, 05:14 PM
Oh god, I have SOOOOO many of these moments I can't even count. One in particular was when I was in 10th grade and my friends and I were going to our Earth Science class. There were two tables and we always sat next to each other so we could talk and get in to our usual trouble. It was me, my friend Tiffany, my friend Nicole, Kenda, and Mike...well, we used to have this rival thing going on with two jocks who were in our class- everyone found them annoying.

So, one day we go to class, and prepare to sit down. Well, our friend Mike sat down in his chair and next thing we knew the chair collasped and he went flying backwards, nearly taking down our friend Kenda as he grabbed on to her for dear life. We were all saying, "Omg, Mike, you broke the chair!", basically blaming him for it....but it turned out that the two kids we hated had broken off the chair leg and constructed it so it would cave in when he sat down. So, we are cracking up(ok, I know it sounds mean but it was REALLY funny at the time) and Mike gets up, shaking the chair leg in his hand and screams: "Who the f*ck did this?! I am going to kill you!" The whole room goes silent because Mike was SO serious and he really looked like he was gonna kill everyone. We had a substitute that day and all of a sudden we see him sneak over to grab the chair when Mike's not looking(I guess he thought Mike would attack people with it).

Oh my god, I am dying just thinking about it....LOL we still bring it up to this day....oh, man....
Thats HI-FREAKIN'-LARIOUS!:rotflmao:

Number 9 Dream
05-30-2005, 05:17 PM
Hahaha, yeah, it was....it was so funny just to see it....the way he shook the chair leg at people, the way he went down.....oh my god, I can't stop laughing. Just recently, we told him to do an impersonation of himself falling out of the chair again :rofl:

He has a good sense of humor about it.




Thats HI-FREAKIN'-LARIOUS!:rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
05-30-2005, 05:20 PM
Hahaha, yeah, it was....it was so funny just to see it....the way he shook the chair leg at people, the way he went down.....oh my god, I can't stop laughing. Just recently, we told him to do an impersonation of himself falling out of the chair again :rofl:

He has a good sense of humor about it.
:rotflmao: LOL

Number 9 Dream
05-30-2005, 05:20 PM
Oh my god, is that humanly possible?! :rofl:





Oh boy..stuff like that happens to me all the time. One in particular...

About a year ago, my interpreter and I were at lunch (this was at school and I was in my 1st semester of college then). She was telling me this story that happened to her when her son was in high school 20 years ago. Her son was a sophomore in HS then and he was on the football team. Her son had to get up early to go to a football game out of town, so he went to bed early, and she and her husband went to the living room to watch TV til they got tired. All of a sudden, they heard noises coming from her son's room...her husband told her to go investigate, so she did. She went into his bedroom and didn't see anything, so she turned on the lights. HER SON WAS STARK NAKED AND HE WAS ****ING HIS CD PLAYER. I was practically on the floor laughing when she told me that story. :rofl:

PZelda
05-30-2005, 06:18 PM
Oh my god, is that humanly possible?! :rofl:
Apparently it is! :lol: He had the door thing to the CD player open and his penis was where the CD sits. :rofl: I STILL crack up whenever I think about that story. :lol:

*MIBabe03*
05-30-2005, 06:20 PM
Apparently it is! :lol: He had the door thing to the CD player open and his penis was where the CD sits. :rofl: I STILL crack up whenever I think about that story. :lol:

LMAO! He's seen American Pie one too many times. I can see that it's funny, but if it had been me I would have gagged if I had seen it.

Hollow
05-30-2005, 06:22 PM
this is an extremely difficult thread for me because i laugh to tears almost weekly. most of the time it's over ridiculous things that really aren't that funny in the first place.

most of nate's posts. i seriously laugh so hard whenevr i go through them. some of lucyfan's too.

when allison replied to one of webwarrior's whiny posts about me and posted an enormous picture of pissed:.

usually at least one thing on every family guy episode. namely when meg says "hey, i thought you were taking ME to the dance!" and peter says "um.. something suddenly came up!" ahahaha the first time i saw that i was laughing so hard for about 10-15 minutes.

PZelda
05-30-2005, 06:23 PM
LMAO! He's seen American Pie one too many times. I can see that it's funny, but if it had been me I would have gagged if I had seen it.
If you had read my first post, you would have seen that it happened 20+ years ago, in the mid-80's...Way before American Pie. :lol:

*MIBabe03*
05-30-2005, 06:24 PM
If you had read my first post, you would have seen that it happened 20+ years ago, in the mid-80's...Way before American Pie. :lol:

Sorry my bad.

Courtnee
05-30-2005, 07:36 PM
usually at least one thing on every family guy episode. namely when meg says "hey, i thought you were taking ME to the dance!" and peter says "um.. something suddenly came up!" ahahaha the first time i saw that i was laughing so hard for about 10-15 minutes.

I saw that!! :lol:

Kay Scarpetta
05-30-2005, 07:47 PM
In 8th grade, this girl _____* and I were inseperable. We were together 24/7 and had all of our classes together. Everyday we'd crack up. She was so hilarious. We were like partners in crime. I remember in English one time, I actually fell out of my chair and started rolling on the floor. We had a lot of good times together. Too bad she turned out to be a stuck-up a$$hole..

*you never know who reads this.

PZelda
05-30-2005, 11:52 PM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2158932, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2137188 and http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2275504 all make me laugh really hard. :rofl:

Brent88
05-30-2005, 11:53 PM
I have SO many times. I would literally BE crying. :lol: I did it a lot more a few years back though.

Brent88
05-30-2005, 11:56 PM
Oh boy..stuff like that happens to me all the time. One in particular...

About a year ago, my interpreter and I were at lunch (this was at school and I was in my 1st semester of college then). She was telling me this story that happened to her when her son was in high school 20 years ago. Her son was a sophomore in HS then and he was on the football team. Her son had to get up early to go to a football game out of town, so he went to bed early, and she and her husband went to the living room to watch TV til they got tired. All of a sudden, they heard noises coming from her son's room...her husband told her to go investigate, so she did. She went into his bedroom and didn't see anything, so she turned on the lights. HER SON WAS STARK NAKED AND HE WAS ****ING HIS CD PLAYER. I was practically on the floor laughing when she told me that story. :rofl:

:eek2:

That is quite possibly the most bizarre thing I have ever heard.

:brent :brent :brent :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

OMG... :lol:

TheHappyBurgerMeister
05-31-2005, 12:39 AM
Back at Christmas this past year I was at my cousins house and we were playing this game. It didn't have a name but you get like 4 or 5 people (or more) to sit around a table. The first person writes a random sentence that describes someone doing something, then you pass it to the person next to you and they draw that sentence into a picture. Then that person folds the top so the next person can't see see what the original sentence was and they have to write a sentence of what they THINK the picture is. and so on...

Anyway, I wrote a sentence that said something about my brother laying down drunk on new years eve and watching the ball drop on TV. So, my cousin draws the picture and to ME it was pretty obvious what the picture meant! But my grandma- I don't know HOW she interpeted this- thought it was "a girl watching a rocket launch on TV". She thought the beer next to my brother was a purse and my brother was a girl. On the TV she thought it was a rocket launch (because my cousin wrote 5...4...3..2, but it was really the people counting down to the new year I just about DIED laughing when I saw what she put. It probably doesn't sound that funny now, but at the time it was HILARIOUS! I was crying!

ABlairican Pie
05-31-2005, 12:51 AM
The episode of the Facts of Life where Blair and Jo head back to New York to meet their old friends. Blair explains to her ritzy friend Dina about a can of tuna fish, with which she acts totally unfamiliar. Blair says, "This is tuna fish, should the subject ever come up again. See the little fishie?"

:rotflmao: :rofl: :brent For some reason the way she said that had me in hysterics!! I was also coughing heavily, I was laughing so hard.

Another good example was when I watched Good Morning, Vietnam, with Robin Williams. I felt like I was laughing forever, perhaps because of the *vegetable* substances I had consumed before that. ;) :crazy:

Number 9 Dream
05-31-2005, 01:55 PM
:brent :brent :brent THAT'S HYSTERICAL CAUSE SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED TO ME. Hahaha. My grandma does the same stuff when we play "Outburst"....something so OBVIOUS will turn in to something silly.








Back at Christmas this past year I was at my cousins house and we were playing this game. It didn't have a name but you get like 4 or 5 people (or more) to sit around a table. The first person writes a random sentence that describes someone doing something, then you pass it to the person next to you and they draw that sentence into a picture. Then that person folds the top so the next person can't see see what the original sentence was and they have to write a sentence of what they THINK the picture is. and so on...

Anyway, I wrote a sentence that said something about my brother laying down drunk on new years eve and watching the ball drop on TV. So, my cousin draws the picture and to ME it was pretty obvious what the picture meant! But my grandma- I don't know HOW she interpeted this- thought it was "a girl watching a rocket launch on TV". She thought the beer next to my brother was a purse and my brother was a girl. On the TV she thought it was a rocket launch (because my cousin wrote 5...4...3..2, but it was really the people counting down to the new year I just about DIED laughing when I saw what she put. It probably doesn't sound that funny now, but at the time it was HILARIOUS! I was crying!

Stormtracker TF
05-31-2005, 02:37 PM
this is an extremely difficult thread for me because i laugh to tears almost weekly. most of the time it's over ridiculous things that really aren't that funny in the first place.

Yeah. Most of the times I laugh so hard I get tears in my eyes it's over random things that most people wouldnt find funny. And it happens alot.

TripperFan
05-31-2005, 03:56 PM
Yeah. Most of the times I laugh so hard I get tears in my eyes it's over random things that most people wouldnt find funny. And it happens alot.


You'd be a blast at a funeral! :lol:

Penny Lane
05-31-2005, 07:55 PM
LOl ok, just last weekend my little brother(who is not little anymore) was telling my family about the time that he and his friend Stuart, when they were about 10 years old, were playing on an ice pond out in a field behind my parents house and fell through the ice and got completely soaked. Well, although the house was not that far away(but to them it was a LONG way away) they were freezing in their sodden snowsuits. So my brilliant brother suggested that they pee their pants to warm them up! :lol: Well it was an instant fix but then they turned colder than ever! :lol: Obviously they survived . It was just the way he told it( I always thought that he would make an excellent stand-up comedian) :lol: He had us in stitches! :lol:

Hollow
05-31-2005, 10:35 PM
Apparently it is! :lol: He had the door thing to the CD player open and his penis was where the CD sits. :rofl: I STILL crack up whenever I think about that story. :lol:
OMG :rofl: that must have been super embarrassing. O_O

Cactus Jack
06-01-2005, 12:07 PM
LOl ok, just last weekend my little brother(who is not little anymore) was telling my family about the time that he and his friend Stuart, when they were about 10 years old, were playing on an ice pond out in a field behind my parents house and fell through the ice and got completely soaked. Well, although the house was not that far away(but to them it was a LONG way away) they were freezing in their sodden snowsuits. So my brilliant brother suggested that they pee their pants to warm them up! :lol: Well it was an instant fix but then they turned colder than ever! :lol: Obviously they survived . It was just the way he told it( I always thought that he would make an excellent stand-up comedian) :lol: He had us in stitches! :lol:
:rotflmao:

TheGreatPretender
06-01-2005, 07:05 PM
Apparently it is! :lol: He had the door thing to the CD player open and his penis was where the CD sits. :rofl: I STILL crack up whenever I think about that story. :lol:


Wow was he really THAT horny?

Brian
06-01-2005, 09:10 PM
This happened during my grandmother's 90th birthday up in northern California. My family and most of my father's side of the family came up to surprise my grandmother for her 90th birthday and took her out to a restaurant. One of my great-aunt's was talking her her daughter. I don't know what they were talking about but when the waiter came and asked her if she was finished with her meal, she said to her daughter, "Up your butt!" And then she realizes the waiter was right there and she's "Oh!" Everybody laughed.

PZelda
06-01-2005, 09:54 PM
Wow was he really THAT horny?
He was apparently having one hell of a good dream. :lol:

I Love John Ritter
06-02-2005, 02:08 AM
I usually laugh at the most stupidest, randomest things that no one else would find funny. I laugh so hard that I'm crying, and then what I explain to someone else why I was laughing, they don't see the humor. :lol:

~*Emma*~
06-02-2005, 02:45 AM
I often cry when I laugh. Like today when my friend Bridget got back her personality test results. It said:

"You are suicidal and old. You are also insane and sick."

LoL. I couldn't stop laughing. :lol: