Cactus Jack
05-28-2005, 08:40 PM
SAN FRANCISCO, Calfornia (AFP) Reuters- It was reported today that a man named Richard Hertz had woken up and couldnt find his bison, Bo.
"I was scared I was like Where's my bison? BO WHERE ARE YOU?" , Hertz , 35 said of his beloved bison.
Then as he was driving he found a bunch of reporter with his bison. A spokesman for the man said on the bison's collar that his name was Bo, and the ON on the tag had been faded a bit , so it looked like "Bo Bis" which when you pronoucne it sounded like Bo Bice, the runner up of this past season of American Idol,.
When Hertz saw this happening he said , "They were asking him what it was like on American Idol, he just strated making noises, I didnt think they would think it was Bo Bice, he's myy bison, Bo"
A reporter said he asked the bison to sing "Vehicle", he just started making noises. It took them until Hertz found them to realize he was a bison.
Hertz said "I have since written the ON back on the tag , Im glad to have my bison back"
When the REAL Bo Bice found out about this, he got FURIOUS. "That owner's name is Dick Hertz right? Well it will huirt even more when I kick it", he was reported as saying
The same group of reporters had other mishaps too, like when they saw a group of poeplew carrying wood they thought it was for Carrie Underwood. They also saw a fat man beating up his wife and hitting her with his cell phone, they thought he was Scott Savol. Actually that was Scott.
Associated Press
2005
"I was scared I was like Where's my bison? BO WHERE ARE YOU?" , Hertz , 35 said of his beloved bison.
Then as he was driving he found a bunch of reporter with his bison. A spokesman for the man said on the bison's collar that his name was Bo, and the ON on the tag had been faded a bit , so it looked like "Bo Bis" which when you pronoucne it sounded like Bo Bice, the runner up of this past season of American Idol,.
When Hertz saw this happening he said , "They were asking him what it was like on American Idol, he just strated making noises, I didnt think they would think it was Bo Bice, he's myy bison, Bo"
A reporter said he asked the bison to sing "Vehicle", he just started making noises. It took them until Hertz found them to realize he was a bison.
Hertz said "I have since written the ON back on the tag , Im glad to have my bison back"
When the REAL Bo Bice found out about this, he got FURIOUS. "That owner's name is Dick Hertz right? Well it will huirt even more when I kick it", he was reported as saying
The same group of reporters had other mishaps too, like when they saw a group of poeplew carrying wood they thought it was for Carrie Underwood. They also saw a fat man beating up his wife and hitting her with his cell phone, they thought he was Scott Savol. Actually that was Scott.
Associated Press
2005