Right. :)
you and your sarcasm. *scolds*

you and your sarcasm. *scolds*
Gotta love it!

Gotta love it!
I don't think I gotta.

I don't think I gotta.
:o

It's already 4. O_O

:o
-_-

It's already 4. O_O
Get over it :snob:

TV Guide: Rose, you could give Nicollette Sheridan a run for her money as the neighborhood tramp on Desperate Housewives.
Rose McGowan: [Smirks] Thank you for calling me a tramp. I appreciate that. Why would I play a tramp exactly? What if I play a lady in a burlap sack? I'm not typecast. [Chuckles] Listen, you whore, look up tramp in the dictionary. That is not a flattering term. I could play the saucy bitch. How's that?

:lol:

Mildred did you kill Jackie?????

Mildred did you kill Jackie?????
Well that was a colossal waste of time, Mildred was chased off by the angry dog :dog:

Sorry, I had to do laundry. lol

Well that was a colossal waste of time, Mildred was chased off by the angry dog :dog:
Oh yeah. lol That dog looks really angry. :D

Sorry, I had to do laundry. lol
I forgive you. Just this once though -_-

Oh yeah. lol That dog looks really angry. :D
I know. Mildred will probably come back when the dog goes for his nap soon.

I forgive you. Just this once though -_-
:D

I know. Mildred will probably come back when the dog goes for his nap soon.
Mildred is gone. Forever.

:D
this is serious. Don't smirk.

Mildred is gone. Forever.
I don't think so. I can see the things that she blows fly up in the air in the distance......

this is serious. Don't smirk.
To you, it's serious. To me, it's not.

I don't think so. I can see the things that she blows fly up in the air in the distance......
~_-

To you, it's serious. To me, it's not.
You are such a bad girl. You should be locked up in federal prison.

~_-
:) Its true!

You are such a bad girl. You should be locked up in federal prison.
Totally.

:) Its true!
I think you're going nuts. :rofl:

Totally.
or maybe I should make a thread....and close it. And I could lock you in there *evil laugh*

I think you're going nuts. :rofl:
It seems that way :(

or maybe I should make a thread....and close it. And I could lock you in there *evil laugh*
Sounds like fun!

It seems that way :(
LOL yes, it really does. :)

Sounds like fun!
Fun was not what I had in mind. Horrendous, horrifying, terrible torture is what I had in mind -_-

LOL yes, it really does. :)
Oh well, thats okay with me. I hear that they serve pancakes in the home for the mentally deranged.

Fun was not what I had in mind. Horrendous, horrifying, terrible torture is what I had in mind -_-
I'm sure I'll make the experience fun. :D

Oh well, thats okay with me. I hear that they serve pancakes in the home for the mentally deranged.
:rofl:

I'm sure I'll make the experience fun. :D
Then I'll give your nemesis Ashanti a call. She could make it a little more painful for you.

Now that's what I call music: 19... when are they gonna stop? :lol:

I remember when they were on Now That's what I call Music 7 or 8.

:rofl:
Your laughter is killing the hopes and dreams of those in that home.

Then I'll give your nemesis Ashanti a call. She could make it a little more painful for you.
*squeeks* oooh, I can't wait to get next to youuuu

Your laughter is killing the hopes and dreams of those in that home.
*stares*

Now that's what I call music: 19... when are they gonna stop? :lol:

I remember when they were on Now That's what I call Music 7 or 8.
:lol: In England they are on Now: Thats What I Call Music 60 :lol:

*squeeks* oooh, I can't wait to get next to youuuu
she will be next to you shortly.

*stares*
*stares back*

:lol: In England they are on Now: Thats What I Call Music 60 :lol:
Are you serious..? :rofl:

she will be next to you shortly.
I'll go crazy if she even attempts to sing. :)

Are you serious..? :rofl:
yup. http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0007PL84K/qid=1116797558/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_11_1/026-6944116-0173267

I'll go crazy if she even attempts to sing. :)
Thats what I have planned. I think Ja Rule is going to make a guest appearnace in your thread as well, but its not confirmed yet. His people are gonna call my people.

yup. http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0007PL84K/qid=1116797558/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_11_1/026-6944116-0173267
Dang. :eek: How long have they been making those in England? LOL

Thats what I have planned. I think Ja Rule is going to make a guest appearnace in your thread as well, but its not confirmed yet. His people are gonna call my people.
You ruined all my fun. :(

I just checked and Now Thats What I Call Music 2 came out in July 1999, so Now 1 probably came out that year as well.

You ruined all my fun. :(
Mission accomplished.

I just checked and Now Thats What I Call Music 2 came out in July 1999, so Now 1 probably came out that year as well.
Here or in England? If in England,they must be releasing like 10 a year.. lol

Mission accomplished.
*sobs*

Here or in England? If in England,they must be releasing like 10 a year.. lol
In England...but I think that might be an import actually.

*sobs*
This will light up your day. Look whos back....Its Mildred! :bored:

http://img65.echo.cx/img65/2519/lilo1vs.jpg

In England...but I think that might be an import actually.
:eek3:

This will light up your day. Look whos back....Its Mildred! :bored:
loooovely

http://img65.echo.cx/img65/2519/lilo1vs.jpg
She's alot stupider than I thought she was.

:eek3:
never saw that one before.

loooovely
I completely agree!

She's alot stupider than I thought she was.
I was confused when I read her response. It's like she's jumping back and forth. lol

Touch my fire/Can you feel the heat/My crazy smilie's gonna knock you off your feet

I was confused when I read her response. It's like she's jumping back and forth. lol
Yeah, one minute shes saying how people can't relate to you when you're too thin. The she's talking about how she doesn't want to gain any weight at all. She looked fine the way she was.

Touch my fire/Can you feel the heat/My crazy smilie's gonna knock you off your feet
You are SO weird. LOL

I know. Thats my goal :lol:

Yeah, one minute shes saying how people can't relate to you when you're too thin. The she's talking about how she doesn't want to gain any weight at all. She looked fine the way she was.
Yeah, that's what confused me. But, then I read it again, and I think she was saying that people can't relate to you when you're overweight, so that's why she doesn't want to re-gain the weight. I guess? :confused:

g2g. TTYL :bye:

g2g. TTYL :bye:
Bye. :bye:

Yeah, that's what confused me. But, then I read it again, and I think she was saying that people can't relate to you when you're overweight, so that's why she doesn't want to re-gain the weight. I guess? :confused:
I guess so.

I'm so lonley, mister lonley, I have nobody for my own. hoooOOooo

HAPPPPY TIRDY FIFTH TIIINAAA!!!!!111111

HAPPPPY TIRDY FIFTH TIIINAAA!!!!!111111
:) :wave:

:) :wave:


Hey Jackie. :wave:

Sunday sunday......so ****ty to mee....:whistle:

Sunday sunday......so ****ty to mee....:whistle:
It doesn't feel like Sunday to me. lol

It doesn't feel like Sunday to me. lol


I stll have to do a Spanish project.. We have to talk about events in Spanish kind of like a pretend newscast. Problem is I can't think of any world events right now. Being away all weekend suckss.

EXTRA TIRDS FOR MEE PWEESE!! party:

I stll have to do a Spanish project.. We have to talk about events in Spanish kind of like a pretend newscast. Problem is I can't think of any world events right now. Being away all weekend suckss.
Sorry. :\

I stll have to do a Spanish project.. We have to talk about events in Spanish kind of like a pretend newscast. Problem is I can't think of any world events right now. Being away all weekend suckss.
¿los villi le quieren me casan?

EXTRA TIRDS FOR MEE PWEESE!! party:


Look in the toilet. You will definetly get extra turds.

¿los villi le quieren me casan?


I might get in trouble for bringing that up. :lol:

Meeh I'm binging tonight. I don't care I'm too tired.

HAPPPPY TIRDY FIFTH TIIINAAA!!!!!111111
:woohoo:

:woohoo:


I didn't get in till ten of 1 last night. :( What else happened on SNL besides bears looking at porn? :lol:

I might get in trouble for bringing that up. :lol:
:( no miganimations ohno:

-_-

I didn't get in till ten of 1 last night. :( What else happened on SNL besides bears looking at porn? :lol:
...popped ma cooterbone :(

I didn't get in till ten of 1 last night. :( What else happened on SNL besides bears looking at porn? :lol:
:lol:

America's next top model with Amber...WU was cule, that's where the joke in my sig is from...ummm opened up with hardball, prince showww.....OMG the monologue was hilarious. Amy Poehler like came down from strings and said she was Lindsay in the future and she married Tommy Lee and it was effing hilarious, and then at the end she says she's only from 2007

-_-
_-_

:lol:

America's next top model with Amber...WU was cule, that's where the joke in my sig is from...ummm opened up with hardball, prince showww.....OMG the monologue was hilarious. Amy Poehler like came down from strings and said she was Lindsay in the future and she married Tommy Lee and it was effing hilarious, and then at the end she says she's only from 2007


:lol: Cool. Was the finale wasn't it?

Ah well hopefully I'll catch the rest in reruns.

_-_


-_-__-___-____-_____-______-_______-________-_________-__________-

:lol: Cool. Was the finale wasn't it?

Ah well hopefully I'll catch the rest in reruns.Mmhmm. And in an article I read I was lead to believe Tina might be leaving...but there was not only no mention of it, but it just...didn't seem like it. It didn't seem like anyone was leaving for that matter, so now I don't know. :wallbang

Mmhmm. And in an article I read I was lead to believe Tina might be leaving...but there was not only no mention of it, but it just...didn't seem like it. It didn't seem like anyone was leaving for that matter, so now I don't know. :wallbang


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH she can't leavvvve. :crying: Yeah I heard that too on imdb. It said she might stretch as an actress and do movies or something like that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH she can't leavvvve. :crying: Yeah I heard that too on imdb. It said she might stretch as an actress and do movies or something like that.
She's working on a movie AND a sitcom right now...so, I mean, that's a lot to handle if she's not leaving. I don't frikkin know :(

)))))this space for rent((((((((((((

She's working on a movie AND a sitcom right now...so, I mean, that's a lot to handle if she's not leaving. I don't frikkin know :(
:(

)))))SOLD((((((((((((

She's working on a movie AND a sitcom right now...so, I mean, that's a lot to handle if she's not leaving. I don't frikkin know :(
that's nuthin'

plus fake Zell Miller RAWKS :rock:

...popped ma cooterbone :(
best line of the show last night :dance:

best line of the show last night :dance:
coooooooooooooooterbone

that's nuthin'

plus fake Zell Miller RAWKS :rock:
:snob:

fwert.

fwert.
Excuse me *sprays freshener*

Excuse me *sprays freshener*
:lol:

Excuse me *sprays freshener*
fershner*

fershner*
figshwatter

figshwatter
poop*

poop*
analsecretion*

"There's no earthly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going.
There's no knowing where we're rowing,
Or which way the river's flowing.
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES!
And the danger must be growing,
for the rowers KEEP ON ROWING!
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING,
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!

analsecretion*
butterscotchenema*

going to go watcxh EXTREMELY HOMEY MAKEOVERNOW!!!!!!

:wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave:
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:wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave:

"There's no earthly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going.
There's no knowing where we're rowing,
Or which way the river's flowing.
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES!
And the danger must be growing,
for the rowers KEEP ON ROWING!
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING,
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!
:drool:

butterscotchenema*
inflation*

going to go watcxh EXTREMELY HOMEY MAKEOVERNOW!!!!!! :wave:



Bye!

inflation*
LOL

going to go watcxh EXTREMELY HOMEY MAKEOVERNOW!!!!!! :wave::
See ya!!! :wave:

:bored:

wow, i mean that was just. so. wow.

SHORTS

SHORTS
cool

cool
SHORTS im gonna wear you foreverrrrrrrr even when the weather is cold

SHORTS

Mr. RobyRob, will you help me defeat and destroy Old Navy® commercials?

SHORTS im gonna wear you foreverrrrrrrr even when the weather is cold

SHORTS

Mr. RobyRob, will you help me defeat and destroy Old Navy® commercials?
shirtainly.

SELF-REFERENTIAL APTITUDE TEST, by Jim Propp (propp@math.wisc.edu)

The solution to the following puzzle is unique; in some cases the
knowledge that the solution is unique may actually give you a short-cut
to finding the answer to a particular question, but it's possible to
find the unique solution even without making use of the fact that the
solution is unique. (Thanks to Andy Latto for bringing this subtlety
to my attention.)

I should mention that if you don't agree with me about the answer to #20,
you will get a different solution to the puzzle than the one I had in mind.
But I should also mention that if you don't agree with me about the answer
to #20, you are just plain wrong. :-)

You may now begin work.


1. The first question whose answer is B is question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5

2. The only two consecutive questions with identical answers are questions
(A) 6 and 7
(B) 7 and 8
(C) 8 and 9
(D) 9 and 10
(E) 10 and 11

3. The number of questions with the answer E is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4

4. The number of questions with the answer A is
(A) 4
(B) 5
(C) 6
(D) 7
(E) 8

5. The answer to this question is the same as the answer to question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5

6. The answer to question 17 is
(A) C
(B) D
(C) E
(D) none of the above
(E) all of the above

7. Alphabetically, the answer to this question and the answer to the
following question are
(A) 4 apart
(B) 3 apart
(C) 2 apart
(D) 1 apart
(E) the same

8. The number of questions whose answers are vowels is
(A) 4
(B) 5
(C) 6
(D) 7
(E) 8

9. The next question with the same answer as this one is question
(A) 10
(B) 11
(C) 12
(D) 13
(E) 14

10. The answer to question 16 is
(A) D
(B) A
(C) E
(D) B
(E) C

11. The number of questions preceding this one with the answer B is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4

12. The number of questions whose answer is a consonant is
(A) an even number
(B) an odd number
(C) a perfect square
(D) a prime
(E) divisible by 5

13. The only odd-numbered problem with answer A is
(A) 9
(B) 11
(C) 13
(D) 15
(E) 17

14. The number of questions with answer D is
(A) 6
(B) 7
(C) 8
(D) 9
(E) 10

15. The answer to question 12 is
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E

16. The answer to question 10 is
(A) D
(B) C
(C) B
(D) A
(E) E

17. The answer to question 6 is
(A) C
(B) D
(C) E
(D) none of the above
(E) all of the above

18. The number of questions with answer A equals the number of questions
with answer
(A) B
(B) C
(C) D
(D) E
(E) none of the above

19. The answer to this question is:
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E

20. Standardized test is to intelligence as barometer is to
(A) temperature (only)
(B) wind-velocity (only)
(C) latitude (only)
(D) longitude (only)
(E) temperature, wind-velocity, latitude, and longitude

:wave:

:wave:
:wave:

:wave:
I was reading my posts from earlier. Wow, I was pretty hyped up :lol:

SELF-REFERENTIAL APTITUDE TEST, by Jim Propp (propp@math.wisc.edu)


You may now begin work.


1. The first question whose answer is B is question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5

2. The only two consecutive questions with identical answers are questions
(A) 6 and 7
(B) 7 and 8
(C) 8 and 9
(D) 9 and 10
(E) 10 and 11

3. The number of questions with the answer E is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4

4. The number of questions with the answer A is
(A) 4
(B) 5
(C) 6
(D) 7
(E) 8

5. The answer to this question is the same as the answer to question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5

6. The answer to question 17 is
(A) C
(B) D
(C) E
(D) none of the above
(E) all of the above

7. Alphabetically, the answer to this question and the answer to the
following question are
(A) 4 apart
(B) 3 apart
(C) 2 apart
(D) 1 apart
(E) the same

8. The number of questions whose answers are vowels is
(A) 4
(B) 5
(C) 6
(D) 7
(E) 8

9. The next question with the same answer as this one is question
(A) 10
(B) 11
(C) 12
(D) 13
(E) 14

10. The answer to question 16 is
(A) D
(B) A
(C) E
(D) B
(E) C

11. The number of questions preceding this one with the answer B is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4

12. The number of questions whose answer is a consonant is
(A) an even number
(B) an odd number
(C) a perfect square
(D) a prime
(E) divisible by 5

13. The only odd-numbered problem with answer A is
(A) 9
(B) 11
(C) 13
(D) 15
(E) 17

14. The number of questions with answer D is
(A) 6
(B) 7
(C) 8
(D) 9
(E) 10

15. The answer to question 12 is
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E

16. The answer to question 10 is
(A) D
(B) C
(C) B
(D) A
(E) E

17. The answer to question 6 is
(A) C
(B) D
(C) E
(D) none of the above
(E) all of the above

18. The number of questions with answer A equals the number of questions
with answer
(A) B
(B) C
(C) D
(D) E
(E) none of the above

19. The answer to this question is:
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E

20. Standardized test is to intelligence as barometer is to
(A) temperature (only)
(B) wind-velocity (only)
(C) latitude (only)
(D) longitude (only)
(E) temperature, wind-velocity, latitude, and longitude
thats hard. The first question is strange. :lol:

I was reading my posts from earlier. Wow, I was pretty hyped up :lol:
Earlier today? :lol:

Earlier today? :lol:
Yup, when I was talking about locking you in a thread and getting Ashanti to sing to you. :lol:

Yup, when I was talking about locking you in a thread and getting Ashanti to sing to you. :lol:
LOL you were freaking out.

LOL you were freaking out.
:lol: I have no idea how I got so hyper :lol:

:lol: I have no idea how I got so hyper :lol:
Drugs.

Drugs.
probably. :lol:

Sorry, I gotta go now. :( I have to get up early tomorrow. :bye:

Sorry, I gotta go now. :( I have to get up early tomorrow. :bye:
Cya :bye:

fallopian

fallopian
*looks around*

If I have to hear obsession blasting from my sisters room one more time I JUST MIGHT jump out my window. :livid:

Another boring day.

If I have to hear obsession blasting from my sisters room one more time I JUST MIGHT jump out my window. :livid:
dont forget your pogo stick :)

Avatar: :thumbsup: or :thumbsdow?

I'm trying to figure out a different photo program thingy. :(

dont forget your pogo stick :)
I don't remember the last time I even tried using a pogo stick. I don't remember ever being good at it. :lol:

Avatar: :thumbsup: or :thumbsdow?

I'm trying to figure out a different photo program thingy. :(
Zuzzy! :wave:

Zuzzy! :wave:
Jackie! :wave:

Jackie! :wave:
Zuzzy!!

:lol: What's up?

Not much...just listening to music and dancing in my chair...teehee.

What about you?

Avatar: :thumbsup: or :thumbsdow?

I'm trying to figure out a different photo program thingy. :(
looks appropriate

Not much...just listening to music and dancing in my chair...teehee.

What about you?
Nothing. :lol:

Nothing. :lol:
dittoman

:flabnabbi :clay: :jar:

I want to learn how to salsa dance. Now.

I want to learn how to salsa dance. Now.
So learn!

I can't dance!

And it's only because of one song. Haha.

I can't dance!

And it's only because of one song. Haha.
Ah :lol:

And now I'm gooooooone.

I can't dance!

And it's only because of one song. Haha.
A salsa song? :lol:

chocolate covered raisons :drool:

I thought that Geico commercial was stupid, the one where the guy and the girl are in that workout place, but then it suddenly turned hilarious to me at the end when he goes "you can do it!" I don't know why, but I was cracking up. I couldn't stop laughing.

I thought that Geico commercial was stupid, the one where the guy and the girl are in that workout place, but then it suddenly turned hilarious to me at the end when he goes "you can do it!" I don't know, but I was cracking up. I couldn't stop laughing.
:rotflmao:

:rotflmao:
You think it's funny too?

:lookaroun

I want to learn how to salsa dance. Now.
try the el Paso canned version :nod:

You think it's funny too?
Ches.

SELF-REFERENTIAL APTITUDE TEST, by Jim Propp (propp@math.wisc.edu)


You may now begin work.


1. The first question whose answer is B is question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5

2. The only two consecutive questions with identical answers are questions
(A) 6 and 7
(B) 7 and 8
(C) 8 and 9
(D) 9 and 10
(E) 10 and 11

3. The number of questions with the answer E is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4

4. The number of questions with the answer A is
(A) 4
(B) 5
(C) 6
(D) 7
(E) 8

5. The answer to this question is the same as the answer to question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5

6. The answer to question 17 is
(A) C
(B) D
(C) E
(D) none of the above
(E) all of the above

7. Alphabetically, the answer to this question and the answer to the
following question are
(A) 4 apart
(B) 3 apart
(C) 2 apart
(D) 1 apart
(E) the same

8. The number of questions whose answers are vowels is
(A) 4
(B) 5
(C) 6
(D) 7
(E) 8

9. The next question with the same answer as this one is question
(A) 10
(B) 11
(C) 12
(D) 13
(E) 14

10. The answer to question 16 is
(A) D
(B) A
(C) E
(D) B
(E) C

11. The number of questions preceding this one with the answer B is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4

12. The number of questions whose answer is a consonant is
(A) an even number
(B) an odd number
(C) a perfect square
(D) a prime
(E) divisible by 5

13. The only odd-numbered problem with answer A is
(A) 9
(B) 11
(C) 13
(D) 15
(E) 17

14. The number of questions with answer D is
(A) 6
(B) 7
(C) 8
(D) 9
(E) 10

15. The answer to question 12 is
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E

16. The answer to question 10 is
(A) D
(B) C
(C) B
(D) A
(E) E

17. The answer to question 6 is
(A) C
(B) D
(C) E
(D) none of the above
(E) all of the above

18. The number of questions with answer A equals the number of questions
with answer
(A) B
(B) C
(C) D
(D) E
(E) none of the above

19. The answer to this question is:
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E

20. Standardized test is to intelligence as barometer is to
(A) temperature (only)
(B) wind-velocity (only)
(C) latitude (only)
(D) longitude (only)
(E) temperature, wind-velocity, latitude, and longitude
puke:

See, I got nervous.

Let's make babies.

Let's make babies.
ZIMWRATH!!! :bighug:

ZIMWRATH!!! :bighug:
:hump:

Ack.

:bighug:

:hump:

Ack.

:bighug:

*gasps* PORN!

I hate this stupid computer and its BSOD problem. I want to break this computer. :)

:wave:

I hate this stupid computer and its BSOD problem. I want to break this computer. :)
I thought you were gonna say its BO problem :lol:

That would be better. I don't know how much longer I can take this. Everytime I'm almost done installing something that I think might help this peice of crap shuts down and I see that stupid blue message. My dad doesn't wanna take my word for it that I think it has to do with the stupid drive thing whatever you wanna call it. He still thinks it's some of the sites I'm going to. UGH. I've hit my keyboard a countless number of times since last night. Then I just gave up because it was 4am and went to sleep only to wake up to the nightmare again this morning. :)

The internet for me is over as I know it. "The blue screen message is like the credits at the end of a movie. You know it's the end." How true is that? -_- I'm in safe mode. I was contemplating just starting it in safe mode from now on, but I can't take this either. It looks so innormal. Everything is to much bigger. One post covers the whole screen.

That would be better. I don't know how much longer I can take this. Everytime I'm almost done installing something that I think might help this peice of crap shuts down and I see that stupid blue message. My dad doesn't wanna take my word for it that I think it has to do with the stupid drive thing whatever you wanna call it. He still thinks it's some of the sites I'm going to. UGH. I've hit my keyboard a countless number of times since last night. Then I just gave up because it was 4am and went to sleep only to wake up to the nightmare again this morning. :)
:( My old computer was like that. Computers are pretty useless after a couple of years. -_-

The internet for me is over as I know it. "The blue screen message is like the credits at the end of a movie. You know it's the end." How true is that? -_- I'm in safe mode. I was contemplating just starting it in safe mode from now on, but I can't take this either. It looks so innormal. Everything is to much bigger. One post covers the whole screen.
:( That really sucks.

:( My old computer was like that. Computers are pretty useless after a couple of years. -_-
Lmao, a couple of years. I've had this thing for like a year. Windows XP is supposed to almost "Crash free." I say that's a load of ****. You haven't experienced hell until you've experienced this. This is worse then a virus. A virus you can dowload programs to get rid of it. This is just pure hell. There's almost nothing you can do about it besides re-installing windows and losing everything, which we did a few weeks ago. And, surpise, it didn't help. :)

:( That really sucks.
Ditto :(

Lmao, a couple of years. I've had this thing for like a year. Windows XP is supposed to almost "Crash free." I say that's a load of ****. You haven't experienced hell until you've experienced this. This is worse then a virus. A virus you can dowload programs to get rid of it. This is just pure hell. There's almost nothing you can do about it besides re-installing windows and losing everything, which we did a few weeks ago. And, surpise, it didn't help. :)
The computer I had before this one lasted for about 2 years or so. This one will probably be screwed in another few months.

The computer I had before this one lasted for about 2 years or so. This one will probably be screwed in another few months.
The computer that was in my room before this one, I had since like 1997 or 98. It was the first computer we ever got. It was still working fine. It was slow, but it was always slow. It used to run on a 28k modem. lol So of course.

LOL @ the Switch video. I never saw it before, until now. That's some fierce ass shaking. Some of those chicks look weird shaking their asses like that.

The computer that was in my room before this one, I had since like 1997 or 98. It was the first computer we ever got. It was still working fine. It was slow, but it was always slow. It used to run on a 28k modem. lol So of course.
:lol: This is our 3rd computer now. Our first one lasted around 10 years or so. It was fairly slow as well :lol:

LOL @ the Switch video. I never saw it before, until now. That's some fierce ass shaking. Some of those chicks look weird shaking their asses like that.
:lol: I think its really annoying. Near the end of the video though, he smiles at some girl shakin her booty, and I'm pretty sure that they are screwing each other.

:lol: This is our 3rd computer now. Our first one lasted around 10 years or so. It was fairly slow as well :lol:
We've had 4 computers. We got rid of the on that used to be in my room when I got this one. There's one in my sisters room, and one in the practical room, well that's what we call it. lol

This is so damn annoying. I'm searching on Google for a Triquetra Brush for PSP5, and I can't find any. I closest I got was PSP8

:lol: I think its really annoying. Near the end of the video though, he smiles at some girl shakin her booty, and I'm pretty sure that they are screwing each other.
Are you talking about the part where he goes "Do you just not wanna dance, or are you to cute to dance?" Or something like that..? :lol:

BRB, I'm gonna restart off of Safe Mode and see what happens.

We've had 4 computers. We got rid of the on that used to be in my room when I got this one. There's one in my sisters room, and one in the practical room, well that's what we call it. lol
I want a computer in my room, but I'm not allowed. This compuer is underneath the stairs -_-

Are you talking about the part where he goes "Do you just not wanna dance, or are you to cute to dance?" Or something like that..? :lol:

BRB, I'm gonna restart off of Safe Mode and see what happens.
No, its closer to the end, when they are all clapping. I'll try and find a cap of it.

No, its closer to the end, when they are all clapping. I'll try and find a cap of it.
can't find any -_-

I want a computer in my room, but I'm not allowed. This compuer is underneath the stairs -_-
Hmmm why cnat ya have a computer in your room?

No, its closer to the end, when they are all clapping. I'll try and find a cap of it.
lol ok, I'll watch for that if I ever see the video again.

Hmmm why cnat ya have a computer in your room?
my parents probably think I'll be looking at porn all the time :rolleyes: :lol:

lol ok, I'll watch for that if I ever see the video again.
k. Speaking of music videos, I didn't know that Amerie directed the video for 1 Thing at all until yesterday :lol:

my parents probably think I'll be looking at porn all the time :rolleyes: :lol:
You could do that regardless of where the computer is located though. :lol:

You could do that regardless of where the computer is located though. :lol:
I guess so :lol: I don't think that would be a very good argument though :lol:

k. Speaking of music videos, I didn't know that Amerie directed the video for 1 Thing at all until yesterday :lol:
*nods* I didn't wake up until 1 something today. I would probably still be asleep if it wasn't for my sister. She came in my room and turned on the TV and 1 Thing was on. And I jumped up and looked at the screen and yelled "put on a tape in." I don't know what was wrong with me. All I heard was the music, I was only half awake, and it was kind of blurry. And my sister goes "what's wrong with you?" Then I remembered I already have the video on tape. lol Hey, it got me out of bed.

I guess so :lol: I don't think that would be a very good argument though :lol:
Probably not. Parents don't wanna listen.

my parents probably think I'll be looking at porn all the time :rolleyes: :lol:
Ah :lol:

*nods* I didn't wake up until 1 something today. I would probably still be asleep if it wasn't for my sister. She came in my room and turned on the TV and 1 Thing was on. And I jumped up and looked at the screen and yelled "put on a tape in." I don't know what was wrong with me. All I heard was the music, I was only half awake, and it was kind of blurry. And my sister goes "what's wrong with you?" Then I remembered I already have the video on tape. lol Hey, it got me out of bed.
:lol: I find it hard to tape music videos, you usally don't get the whole thing. I have most of Ravens videos taped, but I have the full thing on DVDs.

Probably not. Parents don't wanna listen.
you're telling me :(

Ah :lol:
:)

:)
:D

Passing out is so much fun
Don't you wanna sing along?

It's your birthday today, that's what I've been told...
You're another day older and you're still gettin' old...
Soon you'll be livin' out in the street...
Cuz your momma don't love you and you got smelly feet.

You'll be livin' in the gutter...all cold and alone.
You won't have no friends cuz you ain't got no phone...

So happy birthday, loser... Loser... You're a loser...
Yeah, happy birthday loser... Loser... You're a loser...
Livin' in the street all cold and alone!

The Bald Song
Well, look who's bald!
Ya got no hair!
You're terribly bald!
I do declare!
Bald! Bald! You're very bald!
Hair! Hair! It just ain't there!
Yeah, look who's bald!
I think it's you!
Don'tcha wish ya had hair?!
I bet ya do!
But ya got no hair!
No hair at all!
Look at you fellers!
You're terribly bald!

Eatin' In A Restaurant
One time I ate at a restaurant,
The food was disgusting and bad,
The spaghetti had fungus,
The rats were humongous,
And the waitress threw up on my dad.

Then my brother, he ordered a chicken breast,
It smelled and was starting to rot
And the meatloaf had worms,
And the gravy had germs,
And it tasted like somebody's snot

Bring me a bag, I am vomiting
My stomach is not feeling right,
There's hair in my soup,
And my fruit's full of poop,
Oh, this food might just kill me tonight.

The Bald Song
Well, look who's bald!
Ya got no hair!
You're terribly bald!
I do declare!
Bald! Bald! You're very bald!
Hair! Hair! It just ain't there!
Yeah, look who's bald!
I think it's you!
Don'tcha wish ya had hair?!
I bet ya do!
But ya got no hair!
No hair at all!
Look at you fellers!
You're terribly bald! :rotflmao: If thats a real song, the original songwriter needs a head examination

:rotflmao: If thats a real song, the original songwriter needs a head examination
...I wrote it :)

Sorry, back.

...I wrote it :)
Ok well just wirte a better song, when did ya write it?

Sorry, back.
yay. Now you can read my wonderful lyrics.

Ok well just wirte a better song, when did ya write it?
during when the full moon....when changes occur :eek:

during when the full moon....when changes occur :eek:
Oooh good song lyrics

yay. Now you can read my wonderful lyrics.
I just did. :rofl:

Oooh good song lyrics
thankies :)

Here's a bald song I wrote

"Big Shot" Based on the performance by Billy Joel
"Bald Spot" Parody by Jack Wilson

If anyone's had this experience this one's for you!

Well, you drove home
From school in your new Chevy
With your parents, you all went home
You went home then you opened the door
And petted your dog

Oooh, and when you
Went in to the bathroom
Cause you had to go, and
Oh my gosh what did you see?
Took a looking the mirror
And then you toatally screamed

You happened to see your
Bad spot, didn?t ya?
It totally freaked you out
Your parents came in to see
What was wrong, they check it out

They saw ya had a
Bald spot, in sight
But they did not at all freak out
You wondered about the girl you liked
You wondered if it?d cause her a fright
Oh, oh oh nooooooooooooooo

You went to school the next
Day wearing a hat
The teacher?s said ?Take it off?
But you then refused
Then asked you again, but then
You had to explain


Then you got scared
Cause tyou didn?t want to
Show the spot on your head
And you're not sure
That more hair would grow
It took one minute, then the
The bald spot started to show

Yes, yes, you had to show
Your bald spot, didn't you
The teachers go so freaked out
You had to show you bald spot, didn't you
Did you thni k youd get knocked out?

You told them that
You saw it last night
Your friends will now come around
It may just be the
Gossip, school hype
When people see your bald spot, HOLD TIGHT!

Oh oh oh noooo.......

Well, you saw your friends
And girlfriend Jen
You thought you could leave it alone
But then they asked you and then
Then could see it
But no they did not all run

No, no, no, no, no, no
You had to show your bald spot ,deedja ya?
You had to let it all come out
Remember when I said , just you, hold tight
THE NEWSPAPER THEY ALL JUST FOUND OUT!

Now its gonna be the
The bald spot yes it is round
You?re gonna have the
White hot spot light
In the high school
Tabloids in sight!

Oh oh oh no .....

Bald Spot, BALD SPOT!
BALD SPOT! BALD SPOT!

I just did. :rofl:
:D

Here's a bald song I wrote

"Big Shot" Based on the performance by Billy Joel
"Bald Spot" Parody by Jack Wilson

If anyone's had this experience this one's for you!

Well, you drove home
From school in your new Chevy
With your parents, you all went home
You went home then you opened the door
And petted your dog

Oooh, and when you
Went in to the bathroom
Cause you had to go, and
Oh my gosh what did you see?
Took a looking the mirror
And then you toatally screamed

You happened to see your
Bad spot, didn?t ya?
It totally freaked you out
Your parents came in to see
What was wrong, they check it out

They saw ya had a
Bald spot, in sight
But they did not at all freak out
You wondered about the girl you liked
You wondered if it?d cause her a fright
Oh, oh oh nooooooooooooooo

You went to school the next
Day wearing a hat
The teacher?s said ?Take it off?
But you then refused
Then asked you again, but then
You had to explain


Then you got scared
Cause tyou didn?t want to
Show the spot on your head
And you're not sure
That more hair would grow
It took one minute, then the
The bald spot started to show

Yes, yes, you had to show
Your bald spot, didn't you
The teachers go so freaked out
You had to show you bald spot, didn't you
Did you thni k youd get knocked out?

You told them that
You saw it last night
Your friends will now come around
It may just be the
Gossip, school hype
When people see your bald spot, HOLD TIGHT!

Oh oh oh noooo.......

Well, you saw your friends
And girlfriend Jen
You thought you could leave it alone
But then they asked you and then
Then could see it
But no they did not all run

No, no, no, no, no, no
You had to show your bald spot ,deedja ya?
You had to let it all come out
Remember when I said , just you, hold tight
THE NEWSPAPER THEY ALL JUST FOUND OUT!

Now its gonna be the
The bald spot yes it is round
You?re gonna have the
White hot spot light
In the high school
Tabloids in sight!

Oh oh oh no .....

Bald Spot, BALD SPOT!
BALD SPOT! BALD SPOT!
:rofl:

...I wrote it :)
I'm just kidding, I didn't write them at all. They were in the Amanda Show a couple of years ago :lol:

:rofl:
:D

I'm just kidding, I didn't write them at all. They were in the Amanda Show a couple of years ago :lol:
Ah :lol:

Ah :lol:
they are pretty funny though :lol:

:bored: Oh dear Mildred....

Wow (don't read this Jack :lol: )

Ashlee plays 14-year-old's party
Ashlee Simpson's tour is over, but she might still be willing to give you a private show if you can pony up the dough — the big dough, as in $35,000 a song. That's the going rate to get the singer to play your birthday, as she did on Friday night at New York's Cipriani restaurant for one lucky 14-year-old, whose daddy just so happens to be wealthy fashion mogul Silas Chou, a bigwig at Tommy Hilfiger and Michael Kors who could easily afford the $145,000 price tag for the Willy Wonka-themed fest.

Apparently Jesuckie's computer illness is contagious. My computer keeps turning off at random times now -_-

Wow (don't read this Jack :lol: )

Ashlee plays 14-year-old's party
Ashlee Simpson's tour is over, but she might still be willing to give you a private show if you can pony up the dough — the big dough, as in $35,000 a song. That's the going rate to get the singer to play your birthday, as she did on Friday night at New York's Cipriani restaurant for one lucky 14-year-old, whose daddy just so happens to be wealthy fashion mogul Silas Chou, a bigwig at Tommy Hilfiger and Michael Kors who could easily afford the $145,000 price tag for the Willy Wonka-themed fest.
Im not even 14 so why would I care?


I hope they say Ciao to Ashlee after half of the first song