I was posting a transcript off of "Full House" and More, my message board, I hope that I will post a transcript of the final episode called "Michelle Rides Again". That episode was originally aired 10 years ago on May 23rd, 1995. So that everybody at Sitcoms Online's "Full House" board will always remember this timeless episode. Thanks to Martin Van Dam at Full House Forever site for making this transcript to you. And now, on with the show.

MICHELLE RIDES AGAIN

Written by: Marc Warren & Dennis Rinsler
Directed by: Joel Zwick
Originally aired: May 23rd, 1995

TEASER

Kimmy enters Dj's room

Kimmy: Hey Deej, wait until you see the prom dress I just bought, it is so me.

DJ: Is that a good thing ?

Kimmy: Are you kidding ? Well, of course I haven't bought the batteries yet. Duane is gonna love it.

DJ: Wow, you have a date and a dress. So far my prom is looking like a bag of chips and

our remote control.

Kimmy: Deej, you spend your whole year dating Nelson and Viper, nobody knows you're available. I'll put the word out.

DJ: You're not gonna do anything tacky, are you ?

Kimmy: Of course not. Let me borrow your magic marker.

DJ: Kimmy, I don't want my name on a locker room wall.

Kimmy: Right, initials and phonenumber. (She takes the marker)

DJ: (Chasing Kimmy) No, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, give it back.

We find Danny taping Michelle when she's horse-back riding…

Riding Instructor: Heels down, Michelle, look up and open up your shoulders. Look at your fence to give you plenty enough time to see that fence. Good, open up your shoulders, look up. Good.

Danny: Hey Michelle, you're doing great.

Michelle: Thanks.

Danny: You see, all those quarters we pumped into that little horse in front of the supermarket really paid off.

Michelle: I'd be even better if I didn't have to sit all the time with Joey.

Later we find Danny and Michelle entering the house where Becky is in the kitchen…

Becky: Hey, well, let's see. Riding hat, riding pants, riding boots. Wild guess, you were riding ?

Michelle: And jumping.

Danny: She did great. I don't know Becky, there's something about being around horses that makes you wanna shower and shower again.

Then Stephanie walks in, as Danny leaves the kitchen…

Stephanie: Hey aunt Becky.

Becky: Hey Steph. You're [used to lay] home from school before this.

Stephanie: Well, I stayed late to work on my scene for drama class. It's so cool. We're doing the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. And I'm Juliet, and Andrew Berkley is my Romeo, he's a total babe.

Becky: You know, I did that play in junior high. It wasn't a lot of fun though. Well, I went to an old girl school. In fact, I was Romeo.

Stephanie: Well you see, the only problem is, whenever we get to the kissing part, he just.stops.

Michelle: That's because you have dry lips.

Stephanie: Excuse me, but I do not have dry lips.

Michelle: Oh yeah ? They look like two sun-dryed gummybears.

Becky: Steph, don't listen to her, your lips aren't…. you might wanna think about breathing through your nose.

Stephanie: [Chapstick], I need [chapstick].

Stephanie runs up the stairs, as Jesse and Joey walk in…

Jesse: Hey Beck, guess what two wacky dj's have an audition for their own late-night wacky tv-show ?

Becky: Casey Kasem and Howard Stern ?

Jesse: No, and no. I will give you a hint. One of them is the father of your children.

Becky: But I said Howard Stern.

Jesse: No, it's us. We came up with a great concept. Joey, tell her.

Joey: You see, Beck. Each week we will go to an unusual location and meet with unusual people, with unusual jobs. We will get to experience just what it's like to be (imitating Daffy Duck) Unusual.

Becky: Oh, I think you pretty much got that part down.

Jesse: You see for our audition, we're gonna tackteam wrestle Sven and Ingemar, the Swedish Spleen Stampers.

Joey: Here's something Jess, if we're gonna be on life tv with professional wrestlers I better go find my tights. Cause if not, I'm gonna have to shave my legs. (He walks away)

Jesse: God I hope he finds it.

Becky: Well honey, I think that this is great, but are you sure that you have time for another project ?

Jesse: Honey, we're talking about my own tv show here.

Becky: Yeah I know, but you already have your own radio show, your own band, your own club, and your own kids and your own wife who likes to see you more than twelve minutes a day.

Jesse: Well, there will be some things I always have time for.

Becky and Jesse Kiss…

Joey: (Yelling from upstairs) Hey Jess, can I borrow your razor ?

Jesse: I gotta go.

We find DJ sitting at the table as Kimmy walks in…

Kimmy: Hey Deej, great news. I've got a healthy response to my search to find you mr. right. Call it in, boys.

Five nerds enter the house…

DJ: Kimmy, what did you do, raid a Star Trek convention ?

Kimmy: Hey don't start getting picky now. By the way, are you a stickler for stuff like personal hygiene ?

DJ: Call me weird, but yes.

Kimmy: Rats! Bachelors number two and five, hit the showers.

DJ: Congratulations Kimmy, you've hit an all-time low.

Kimmy: Come on, Deej, at least talk to them. You've got nothing to loose.

DJ: Except my dignity.

Kimmy: That's the attitude!

DJ: (To the nerds) So…

The nerds all step backwards

Kimmy: Try not to startle them.

DJ: Uhm, has any of you ever been to a dance?

Two nerds raise there hands
DJ: With a woman?

One of the nerds lets his arm go down…

DJ: Who wasn't in your family?

The last nerd also drops his arm..

DJ: Okay, thank you, we'll get back to you.

Kimmy: Okay boys, hollow back out.

DJ: Where are you going ?

Kimmy: I'm driving the van, I've got to get them back for their allergy shots.

We find Michelle grooming a horse, when another young girl walks by…

Elizabeth: Hi.

Michelle: Hi.

Elizabeth: My name is Elizabeth, and that's my horse, sir Reginald the third.

Michelle: I am Michelle, and this is my horse, Old Peppermill, the rented.

Elizabeth: Are you going to be on the jumping competition next week ? It's really cool.

Michelle: Sounds like fun. What do you think, Peppermill ? if you like the idea, just stand there.

The horse doesn't move…

Michelle: He loves it!

Elizabeth: Great! I'll see you there.

Then Danny walks to Michelle…

Danny: Hey, honey, you were fantastic out there. You know what, I think maybe you missed a spot. Let me please. ( he grooms the horse)

Morgan: When you're done with that horse, could you cam out my little girls ?

Danny: I'm a parent, not a groomer.

Morgan: I'm sorry, you just had the air of stable help.

Danny: in that case I'll take the dollar, thank you.

Michelle: Dad, guess what. There's a jumping contest next week, and I really wanna be in it. So does Peppermill, he practically begged me.

Danny: I don't know Michelle, you just started jumping. And then for those contests you need a whole formal riding outfit. That costs a lot of money.

Michelle: I don't mind.

Danny: Yeah, I'm sure you don't. But before I make that kind of commitment, I wanna make sure that you stick with riding longer than you stuck with ballet, and soccer, and raising sea monkeys.

Morgan: I think you're making a very wise decision.

Danny: Thank you. I 'm sure as a parent you'll understand.

Morgan: Oh absolutely. Loosing a competition can be very traumatic for a young child.

Danny: I think you're missing my little parenting point here. It's not about winning or loosing.

Morgan: of course it isn't. Especially if you're loosing. You don't wanna get her hopes up for nothing.

Danny: I don't know if you saw Michelle riding out there, but if she entered the competition she could win.

Morgan: Enjoy you're little fantasy, because in reality my Elizabeth wins this competition every year.

Danny: Oh really ? Well, not this year, because Michelle Tanner is gonna kick your butt.

Morgan: Come along Elizabeth, this is why you don't go to public school.

Danny: Come along Michelle, we're going shopping.

Michelle: But dad, I thought you don't want to spend all those money on new stuff.

Danny: yeah, but that was before I was just reminded how much money we're gonna save by sending you just to public school.

We find Stephenaie sitting on the couch…

Danny: Hey.

Stephanie: Hey dad. Oh, camera and a saddle, big date tonight ?

Danny: No, this sadlle is gonna be ridden by the best dressed rider in the Bayview junior equestrian competition. I proudly give you the lovely Michelle Tanner.

Stephanie: wow, Michelle. Hey, if we gave you a lantern, you could stand on the front lawn.

Michelle: Thanks for buying me all this stuff dad, but what if I don't win ?

Danny: Don't worry about that sweetheart, winning is not everything.

Michelle: I'm glad to hear that.

Danny: yeah, as long as you beat that Elizabeth girl with that loud moud mother.

Danny walks away, as somebody knocks at the door…

Stephanie: I'll get that. Michelle, scram.Oh, hi Andrew, come in.So, you're all ready to rehearsal a little Shakespeare ?

Andrew: You bet, I've been reading the play all day.

Stephanie: Yeah, me too.

Andrew: Do you understand it ?

Stephanie: Not a word.

Andrew: Me neither.

Stephanie: Michelle, I sais 'out'.

Michelle: Why do I have to elave ?

Stephanie: Because I said so.

Andrew: You know, Steph, it might be a ggod idea to have an audience.

Stephanie: That's what I was thinking. So, why don't we take it from where we left off, right before the kiss.

Michelle: Now this I got to see.

Stephanie: My bounty is as bountless as the sea, my love is deep, the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite. (To Andrew) Uh, this is where you [scale] the balcony, but for now you can just use the stairs.

Andrew runs up the stairs…

Stephanie: I hear some noise within, dear love adieu.

Their heads move towards each other…

Andrew: And we kiss, end of scene.

Michelle: I knew it, dry lips.

Andrew: Excuse me ?

Michelle: That's okay, I don't blame you. It's like kissing a cactus.

Stephanie: Michelle!

Michelle: What's the big deal, I didn't tell him you have a crush on him.

Stephanie: pardon me Andrew, whilest I braket here bones!

Michelle: Dry lips, dry lips.

Andrew: Why don't you guys work this out, uhm, see you later Steph.

Stephanie: Michelle, I can't believe you're doing this to me, I'm never gonna forgive you.

Michelle: I think dry lips make people kranky.

We findJesse in the living room when Michelle walks in…

Michelle: Uncle Jesse can we talk ?

Jesse: Absolutely, but not right now, I have too many things going on. Joey and I have to

work on some holds for this wrestling thing we are doing. Is it important munchkin ?

Michelle: Well, I'm just really worried about this jumping competition.

Jesse: Oh, don't worry about it. You're gonna be great, you're gonna knock them dead, you gonna kill them, you're gonna do whatever it is you do at those competitions.

Michelle: Jump.

Jesse: Yeah okay, you're gonna do that.

Michelle: Well, I'm glad you can be there on Saturday.

Jesse: Well, hold that gladness shorty, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it, I've got so many thigs going on, I've got to do the books for the Smash club, I got to rehears the band, I got to find a new band for the Smash club, I got to do this wrestling thing with Joey. I don't think I don't even have time to finish this sentence.

Michelle: You just did.

Jesse: Oh, you see, I'm behind already.I'm sorry kiddo, you'll be great.

Then Joey appears upstairs, dressed up…

Joey: Ah, behold. The masked marbel.

Jesse: it's more like the masked meat-head.

Joey: Come on Jess, we're gonna be in the ring with professional wrestlers. We have to look the part, everything's gonna look big and theatrical. Well, throw another pillow on that couch and check out this entrance.

Jesse puts another pillow on the couch, Joey jumps down, and misses the couch….

Jesse: Joey.

Joey: Yes ?

Jesse: Do you mind if we just skip the entrance ?

Joey: Yeah, if you think so. That's a good idea, Jess. (He rolls over the couch while speaking those words)

Jesse: Get up, get up. We gotta practise some wrestling holds here so we don't look like fools in the ring, okay ?

Joey: Okay.

Jesse: I'm over here.

Joey turns..

Joey: You're overe there.

Jesse: Right now, come here. I wanna put you in a little head lock here. Hand over.

They do some wrestling practice…Then the twins walk in…

Nicky: Can we play to, daddy ?

Jesse: Boys, we're not playing, we're working.

Alex: You got a weird job.

Jesse: That's because I have a weird partner. Okay, what's next.

Joey: Now Jess, I'm doing what's called an escape.

Jesse: Which is ?

They do another practice…

Joey: Hey, are you okay ?

Jesse: I think I bruised a site-burn.

Nicky: Should we help you daddy ?

Jesse: No, no, no, boys, don't help, just go sit down over there.

Alex: You're no fun anymore.

Jesse: Boys, there's time to have fun, and there's a time to be serious, right now it's time to be serious. Joey, put your ankle in my arm-pit.

Joey: No Jess, let's try this. Lay downflat on the mat and put one of your legs up in the air…. Nothing personal.Now, that leg up in the air. I come over like this, I grab your foot, I put my leg over like this, I put that hand there and then.. (He turns Jesse's foot0

Jesse: ow, ow, ow, why are you twisting my ankle ?

Joey: So this will feel good. (He lays down)

Jesse: You got my legs all locked up.

Joey: That's the name, leg-lock.

Jesse: How do you un-lock the ?

Joey: Well, either I put my foot around your neck like this, and….

Jesse: Oh, ow ow ow. This isn't working.

Joey: Well, the other way is to get the big book of wrestling holds of my bed and see what it says.

Jesse: Boys, boys, here's your chance to help daddy. Run upstairs, and get the big book from Joey's bed.

Nicky: Sorry, you said no help.

Alex: let's go brother.

The twins leave the living room…

Jesse: Joey, this is all your fault. Come here so I can smash you on the head. Come here, come here…

We find Michelle and Elizabeth at the riding competition….

Michelle: Hey Elizabeth, I wanted to wish you good luck today, and tell your horse to.

Elizabeth: Thanks, good luck to you guys too.

Danny: Hey Beautiful, how's my favorite junior jumper ?

Michelle: I'm okay, but old Peppermill could use a peptalk.

Danny: I can handle that. Okay, Peppermill, I'm gonna tell you the same thing my beloved track coach told me right before my very first big track meet. Tanner, you keep those water bottles filled.May not apply here, huh

Morgan: Oh, there's my little champion. Now, listen. Don't forget, after you win we're

going out for a big, big, victory dinner.

Danny: Michelle, after you win, we're going out for a big victory dinner, and a victory movie.

Morgan: Now, Elizabeth, remember what your instructor told you about visualising ? Picture yourself jumping and clearing the hurdles.

Danny: Michelle, picture yourself jumping and clearing those exact same hurdles, only higher and faster.

Morgan: how dare you steal our visulisations ? I paid good money for those.

Michelle: Uhm, dad, we really need to get ready for the contest.

Morgan: I'll see you in the winners circle.

Danny: Winners circle ? I guess you'll be there to congratulate us.

Michelle: Riding used to be fun.

Elizabeth: yeah, before parents got involved.

Michelle: I've got an idea, why don't we skip the contest and just go riding on the trail ? For fun.

Elizabeth: Tanner, you're a genius.

A little later we find the girls leaving…

Elizabeth: This is gonna be great.

Michelle: Yeah, hey, let's get out for the trail, come on.

Elizabeth: This is so fun!

We find Danny arriving at a table, where everybody except Jesse and Michelle is…

DJ: hey, how is Michelle doing ?

Danny: She's doing great. She's ready to roll, she's champing at the bit. Actually, that was Peppermill.

Nicky: Mama, we want a horse.

Becky: Okay, I'll get you one when you're older.

Alex: How old ?

Becky: Old enough to carry a shovel.

Speaker: Now presenting our junior jumper competition.

Morgan: Where's my Elizabeth ? She's not there.

Danny: I guess her kid couldn't handle the pressure.

Stephanie: Dad, Michelle's not out there either.

Joey: I thought you just told me she was champing ?

Danny: That was the horse.

Joey: he's missing too.

Danny: Okay, we'll be right back, wait here.

Danny and Joey run away…

We find Danny and Joey at the exit…

Danny: She's not in there, where could she be ?

Joey: Don't know.

Danny: Jess, what are you doing here ?

Jesse: I re-arranged some stuff., I'll do the books tonight, rehearse tomorrow, and I'm gonna check the new band next week, and if I keep talking, we're gonna miss the competition.

Danny: I'm glad you're here, but right now we have to find Michelle.

Jesse: What do you mean, find Michelle, where is she ?

Danny: I don't know.

Joey:Hold on, guys. (To the man sitting there) Excuse me sir, have you seen a little girl, blond hair, about [jay] high, with just the cutest darn smile and a big smelly horse ?

Cowpoke: I never thought I'd get a chance to say this, but they went that way.

Jesse: can we borrow these horses ?

Cowpoke: help yourself.

Jesse: Thank you.

Cowpoke: They ain't mine.

Joey: Excuse me sir, would it be okay, if I borrowed this little horse right here ?

Cowpoke: That's no horse, green horn. That's mule, named Milton.

Joey: Milton Mule, what else ?

The three man ride away…

We find Michelle and Elizabeth riding…

Michelle: I like riding a horse when you don't have to win anything

Elizabeth: Yeah, it's so cool. Hey, wanna jump that [log] ?

Michelle: Yeah, let's do it.

Elizabeth jumps the tree, When Michelle wants to do it, her horse stands up, and she gets thrown of. She lies on the ground without movin anything…

Elizabeth: Michelle, Michelle. Michelle, are you okay ? Michelle, wake up.

Then the three men come riding towards the girls…

Elizabeth: Michelle, wake up. She fel of her horse.

Danny: Michelle ? Don't move her.

Jesse: She must have hit her head.

Joey: Oh my gosh, what happened, is she okay ?

Danny: I don't know. Michelle, do you hear me ? Honey ?

Michelle doesn't respond…

At the Hospital waiting room:

DJ: What’s taking so long? Michelle’s been in there for hours.

Danny: Honey, she took a pretty hard fall. I’m sure they’re going to come out here and tell us as soon as they know anything.

Joey (carrying a tray of drinks): Okay, I got 2 coffees, a tea, a hot chocolate, and an empty cup. That machine owes me 60 cents!

Stephanie: Just put it down next to the other stuff we didn’t drink. (Stephanie points to a table full of paper cups with different drinks).

Jesse: All right, everybody, we’re just a little nervous. We have to find something to do besides pace around this room.

Joey: Right. (No one can think of anything, so Jesse starts pacing around the room).

Becky (coming into the hospital waiting room): Hey.

Danny: Hi.

Becky: I dropped Nicky and Alex off at Aunt Ida’s. Any word on Michelle?

Danny: Last we heard, she was still unconscious.

Becky (disappointed): Well, it could be a long night. Aunt Ida made some coffee. (Everyone groans).

Joey: Just add it to the collection.

Jesse: What was she riding off with that girl anyway for?

Danny: I know, I know. She didn’t want to compete. I put too much pressure on her. This is all my fault.

Jesse: No, it’s not your fault; this is nobody’s fault. We just need to sit down and relax, and you know what we need, coffee. We need more coffee. (Jesse starts to go the coffee vending machine).

Danny (stopping Jesse from going): No, no more coffee.

Doctor (coming into the waiting room): Mr. Tanner.

Danny: Right here. How’s she doing?

Doctor: Michelle’s out of danger.

Danny: Oh, thank God. (Everyone else is relieved also). When can we take her home?

Doctor: Well, she’s just regained consciousness. We’d like to keep her overnight for observation.

Jesse: What are we doing here? Let’s go see her.

Doctor: I think for right now, it’d be best if only the immediate family went in. (Everyone gets up to go to Michelle’s hospital room). (Doctor laughs). Perhaps, then just the parents. (Jesse, Danny and Joey get up to go to Michelle’s hospital room). Hey, who am I to judge.

We find Danny, Jesse, Joey and the doctor entering Michelle's room at the hospital…

Danny: Hi honey, how do you feel ?

Michelle: Okay, but my head hurts.

Danny: Look sweety, you had an accident, and you fell of your horse. And you hit your head. I'm so sorry I put so much pressure on you.

Michelle: That's okay. Who are you ?

Danny: Michelle, it's daddy.

Michelle: Okay, you're daddy, so I must be Michelle.

Jesse: Doc, what's going on here, she's completely out of it.

Doctor: Well, memory loss is very common with head injuries.

Danny: Oh my god, how long is it gonna last ?

Doctor: Well, usually it's just temporaly,.

Joey: Usually ?

Jesse: So, what are we supposed to do, I mean, how does it get better ?

Doctor: For right now, the best thing you can do is threat Michelle as normally as possible. Surround her with familiar things and go on with your regular activities.

We find Stephanie in the kitchen when somebody knocks at the door…

Stephanie: Oh, hi, Andrew.

Andrew: Hi Steph.

Stephanie: Come on in.

Andrew: I heard about your sisters accident, I'm really sorry.

Stephanie: Thanks, she's coming home today, but she still doesn't remember anything.

Andrew: Well, if you don't wanna rehears Romeo and Juliet for dramaclass, I understand.

Stephanie: No, it's okay, really.

Andrew kisses Stephanie on the motuh quickly..

Stephanie: What was that ?

Andrew: The part of the scene I usually skip. I mean, I was wanting to kiss you, but I wasn't sure if you wanted to kiss me. But when Michelle said youhad a crush on me, I thought it might be okay. Was it okay ?

Stephanie: Well, I could use a little more rehearsal.

They kiss again, as DJ walks down the stairs…

DJ: Wow, if that's a pizzaguy, he realy does deliver.

Then Kimmy and Duane walk in…

Kimmy: Deej, great news. Oh, hey blondo, is this that guy that rather runs than kiss ?

Stephanie: Not anymore. Uhm, Andrew this is Kimmy.

Kimmy: Hey, and this is Duane, my main squeeze.

Andrew: Hi Duane.

Duane: Whatever.

DJ: So Kimmy, what's the great news ?
Kimmy: Deej, your prom worries are over. Duane's cousin Wayne has agreed to be your date.

Stephanie: Does he have the same sparkling personality as you, Duane ?
Duane: Whatever.

DJ: Well, thanks Kimmy, but I rather stay home and take care of Michelle.

Kimmy: Well, I'll put him on hold. He's a magician so he already has the tux. He just has to clean the dove poop out of the pockets.

Stephanie: if you want to excuse us, we're trying to rehears a scene from Shakespeare.

Kimmy: Oh, really ? Well, Duane's a Shakespeare freak. Aren't you, my little Hamlett and cheese?

Duane: Whatever.

DJ: Shakespeare, Duane ?

Duane: Shall I compare thee to a summers day, thou are more lovely and more temporate. Rough winds do shake the darling buts of May. And summer's lees had all to short a date.

DJ: Duane, I didn't know you had such a sensitive soul.

Duane: Whatever.

We find Jesse, Joey, Becky and the twins in the living room, where Jesse is finishing a story he was reading to the boys…

Jesse: And the announcer said: Elvis has left the building.

Then Stephanieand DJ walk into the living room, with a phone…

Stephanie: Hey you guys, dad's on the phone, he's on his way home with Michelle. Dad, when are you gonna be here ?

Danny: (Walking in) Before you can say 'dad, when are you gonna be here ?'. Come on in Michelle, don't be scared. Look everybody, Michelle's home.

All: Hi Michelle.

Michelle: it's nice to see you all again.

Stephanie: Do you remember us ?

Michelle: Aren't you the nice people I met at the hospital ?

Then Comet runs to Michelle, who gets scared…

DJ: Comet just wants to say hi.

Michelle: Do I like dogs ?
Jesse: Yeah you love dogs.

Michelle: Oh, good. Hi little girl.

Jesse: Ehm, uh.. boy.

Michelle: Oh. So, do you all live in the neighborhood ?
Becky: Uh, we all live in this house.

Michelle: Oh, I hope that it's bigger than it looks from the outside.

DJ: Michelle, does anything look familiar ?

Michelle: Well, it looks like a nice place to live, but I just don't remember living here.

Danny: Hey girls, why don't you take Michelle for a little tour on the house ?

Stephanie: Michelle, please keep your hands and arm inside the tram for all time.

Michelle: Do we have a tram ?

DJ: Just stick with us.

The girls walk away…

We find the girls entering Stephanie and Michelle's room…

Stephanie: And this is our room.

Michelle: Are you sure I don't live in that room across the hall with all the toys ?

Stephanie: No, that's Joey's room. But he's very good about sharing.

Michelle: He's my uncle, right ?

DJ: No, Jesse's our uncle.

Michelle: The guyw itht he hair.

DJ: Right, and he's married to our aunt Becky, and they have two kids, our cousins Nicky and Alex.

Michelle: How many bathrooms does this place have ?

DJ: Not enough.

Then Joey walks in with Mr. Woodhcuck….

Joey: hey Michelle, look who's here. It's your old buddy Mr. Woodchuck.

Mr. Woodchuck: Hey Michelle, remember me ? I hope you ….wood! I've really been pining for you.

Michelle: How come everuthing he says is about wood ?

Joey: Well, because that's the bit we do, remember ?

Michelle: Clever.

Then Becky, Jesse and Danny walk in…

Becky: Michelle, we were just talking and we thought maybe if the guys sang you your favorite bedtime song, it might help bring back some of your memories.

Michelle: Sure, give it a shot.

Jesse: Okay, check this out Michelle, we used to always sing this to you. Joey ?

Joey is listeniong to Mr. Woodchcuk, who's whispering in his ear…

Jesse: Joey! It's a spunge with eyes, come over here. (To Michelle) Okay, see if you remember this, okay ?

The guys start singing…

Jesse: Oh baby let me be,

Danny: your loving teddybear

Joey: put a chain around my neck and leave me anywhere

Jesse: Oh let me be,

Jesse/Joey/Danny: Oh let him be

Jesse: Your teddy bear

Jesse/Joey/Danny: Whap dowadda wadda, whap dowaddawadda

Jesse: I just wanna be your teddybear

Jesse/Joey/Danny: Oooooh!

Michelle: Doesn't ring a bell. Can I ask a question ?

Danny: Sure, anything.

Michelle: You're my dad, right ?
Danny: Yeah, that's right.

Michelle: So, where is my mom ?

Danny: I'm sorry, but your mom died when you were just a ittle girl.,

Michelle: So even if I do get better, I won't remember her ?

Joey: Well, Michelle, we will tell you everything about her you wanna know.

Michelle: Was she pretty ?

Jesse: Michelle, she was very pretty. You see, your mummy was my sister.And you know what ? You look just like her.

Michelle: I know you all want me to remember, but I can't. I'm sorry.

Danny: Oh, don't worry about it honey, it's fine.

Michelle: It's not fine, I don't know who I am. I'm just gonna lie down in my own bed.

Michelle gets into Stephanie's bed….

Stephanie: Uhm, uhm, Michelle, that's my be…

Becky: Uhm, Steph, this is not really a good time.

The next morning we find the twins running into Stephanie and Michelle's room…

Nicky + Alex: Michelle, Michelle, Michelle.

They go to Michelle's bed, where Stephanie is sleeping and wakes up…

Stephanie: Over there.

Nicky + Alex: Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle

Michelle: What do you guys want ?
Nicky: Do you remember yet ?

Michelle: I know you're my cousins. Sorry, I wrote your names down somewhere.

Alex: You said we could have this. (He holds a stuffed animal)

Michelle: Well, if that's what I said. Go ahead, take it.

Nicky: She didn't say that.

Alex: Sshh!

Stephanie: hey Michelle, before your accident, we had a fight.

Michelle: Really ?
Stephanie: yeah, I feel awful about what I said, I said I was never gonna forgive you.

Michelle: Why ? What did I do ?

Stephanie: It was nothing really, it was just a stupid argument. But it turned out okay. Thanks to you, I found out that Andrew really likes me. In fact, he finally kissed me.

Michelle: Well, I'm lad everything worked out.

Stephanie: I'm really sorry about what I said. So do you accept my apology ?

Michelle: I guess so. Do you feel better now ?
Stephanie: It would feel better if you knew where i were talking about.

Michelle: I would feel better if I knew where everybody was talking about.

We find Jesse working on a kids bike in the kitchen…

Jesse: hey munchkin, could you give me that ranch, please ?
Michelle doesn't react..

Jesse: Munchkin ? Hey you with the Pretsel.

Michelle: Me ? But I thought my name was Michelle.

Jesse: It is. But sometimes I call you Munchkin, shorty, or rugrat.

Michelle: hey, what did I ever do to you ?

Jesse: Nothing, you love those names.

Michelle: Why ?

Jesse: Because it is part of our special relationship. You see pal, you and I go way back. You see, I remember the first time I saw you. It was at the maternity ward, and I was looking through the window looking at you and I waved. And you know what ? You looked back and I was sure you smiled at me. Of course the nurse said it was gas, but I won't buy it.

Michelle: Wow, we know each other for a long time ?

Jesse: A long time. It's funny, when I moved in here to help raise you kids, I never thought one day you were helping me raise mine.

Michelle: Sounds like I had a pretty nice life.

Jesse: You had a beautiful life.

Michelle: I just wish I could remember it.

Jesse: Don't worry Michelle, you will. You just hang in there. But most important, remember that I love you very very much.

Michelle: I guess I ove you too, right ?

Jesse: You ued to.

Michelle: Can I eat my pretsel now ?

We find Jesse entering the living room, when Joey walks down the stairs in his wrestling cape…

Joey: Jess, listen. You and I have to have a serious talk

Jesse: You know, that would be a lot easier if your underwear was inside your pants.

Joey: Jess, I know we have to do this whoel wrestling bit for our tv audition, but I've got to tell you, I was upstairs putting all this stuff on, and oi realised, my heart's really not in it. I'm sorry, Jess.

Jesse: Ah, well, Joey, don't be sorry, I feel the same way. You know, since Michelle's accident, I really have been thinking about my priorities, you know. And anything that's gonna take more time away from my family, you know what, I just don't have time in my life for it.

Joey: There's nothing that's more important than your family.

Jesse: Right, you see, kids some day.And you're gonna be a great father. There's nothing like looking down at that beautiful baby in your arms, and knowing that you created it. Of course, you will have to find a woman first, you know.

Joey: Yeah, it would be nice to hold something warm and [cugly] that didn't always talk about wood.

Jesse: It will happen for you pal.

Joey: Tanks Jess.

[i]Then Michelle walks in…

Michelle: Is it just me, or is this family hugging off a lot ?

We find Danny, Becky and DJ in the living room..

Danny: DJ, I really think you should go tonight. You only get one senior prom.

Becky: Yeah, my prom was wonderful, I feld just like Cinderella.

DJ: Did you meet prince charming ?
Becky: No, but I lost my shoe, had a mouse in my car, and my date had a head like a pumpkin.But the pint is, it's your prom. You'll remember it forever.

DJ: Well, I know the prom is special, I went to Steve's and it was the most romantic night of my life. But I just don't know how to have a good time, when Michelle's home, scared and confused.

Michelle: I'm ruining everybody's fun.

DJ: No Michelle, I didn't mean it that way.

Michelle: Which way did you mean it ?

DJ: I just want you to feel better.

Michelle: How's skipping your prom gonna make me better ?

DJ: Well, actually it won't.

Michelle: You feel bad if you're missing your prom, I feel bad when you'remissing your prom. One of us should go to that prom.

DJ: Well, I would go, but I think it's too late now. Even if Duane's cousin was ready, I still don't see how I'm supposed to get a dress and shoes and everything by tonight.

Becky: Oh, I can help you with that, I'm a speedy shopper. When my sister was a [lowping] I had one hour to get a hairdo, a dress and a ladder. I meet you in the car.

DJ: (Hugging Danny) Thanks. See you later Michelle. (She hugs Michelle)

Michelle: More hugging.

Danny: Michelle, I have an idea. Why don't we take a look through the old family photo album ?

Michelle: Why ? I don't remember anything.

Danny: Yeah, but let's just give it a shot, it might help. Look at you, that's you, so cute. This is you in your honeybee outfit. You see, it's not easy to pull of that antenna look.

Michelle: I don't remember.

Danny: Okay, this was taken when we went to Hawaii.

Michelle: Nope.

Danny: Okay, we were all in Disneyworld, you were princess for a day.

Michelle: I don't wanna see any more pictures, I hate this, I can't remember anything.

Danny: I know how frustrating this must be for you.

Michelle: No you don't, you know who you are.

Danny: I'm sorry honey, maybe have been trying a little too hard.

Michelle: It's okay, I'm a little tired, maybe I I'll take a nap.

Danny: What are you doing ?

Michelle: Waiting for my hug. I thought that's what you do in this house when you leave a room.

Danny: Right you are.

We find Michelle in her room, sleeping…

Michelle 2: I remember this room, I remember these walls.I remember this bed. I remember it all.

Michelle: Who are you, and why do you remember everything ?

Michelle 2: That's my job, I'm your memory.

Michelle: Where the hack have you been, I've been looking all over for you.

Michelle 2: I know, when we fell off the horse, I got scared and I hid. I hope I didn't cause you any trouble.

Michelle: Duh! I'm walking around in this house with an empty head, and I'm hugging people I hardly know.

Michelle 2: Well, get ready, because once they realise that I'm back, you're gonna hug wild.

Michelle: Oh, great.

Michelle 2: Don't worry. Once you remember how much you love them, you will join them right in.

Michelle: Please, don't ever leave me again.

Michelle 2: I won't, I promise. Uh, we're supposed to hug now.

Michelle: Why doesn't that surprise me.

The two Michelles hug…

Michelle 2: Ready ?

Michelle: Ready.

Michelle's memory gets into the real Michelle…

That night in the living room….

Stephanie: You guys got to see DJ's prom dress, she looks incredible.

Danny: Okay,come on baby. Come to pappa, al right, work the camera, honey.

Becky: Deej, you're gonna have such a special evening with… whatever his name is.

Michelle: Hi guys. DJ, you look beautiful. Nicky, Alex, what are you doing with my Rigby, I told you last week you couldn't have him.

Alex: We're busted.

Stephanie: Last week ? Michelle, do you remember something that happened last week ?

Michelle: Why are you talking with me Steph, you said you were never gonna forgive me.

Stephanie: She thinks I hate her. Isn't this great ? Oh my god! (She lifts Michelle and turns round)

Michelle: Put me down.

Jesse: Wait, wait. Michelle, come her. This may sound a little weird, but I want to put this to the test. What is my favorite comb ?

Michelle: Mister Goodpart.

Jesse: Bingo!

Danny: Michelle, what day do I always vacuum the stairs ?

Michelle: Every day.

Danny: That's right and it was a trick question.

Joey: What's the capital of Nevada ?

Michelle: I don't know.

Joey: She never knew that, her memory's back.

Danny: This is wonderfull, al right!

Michelle: Is everybody nuts ? What's going on ?

DJ: Michelle, you fell off your horse, and hit your head.

Becky: And you couldn't remember who you were or any of us.

Michelle: How can I forget you guys ? You are my family.

Danny: You don't know how happy I am to hear you say that.

Then Kimmy walks in in her prom dress…

Kimmy: Attention, shut-ins! It's prom night. (Then lights on Kimmy's dress start burning)

Stephanie: Nice dress, Kimmy. Is that a purse or a battery pack ?

Kimmy: Battery pack.

DJ: Kimmy, Michelle got her memory back.

Kimmy: She lost her memory ? Oh yeah, I forgot. Hey Deej, by the way, Duane's cousin couldn't make it.

DJ: What ? You mean I'm not going to the prom ?

Kimmy: Don't worry, I scrounched up another date for you.

DJ: I'm afraid to ask.

Then Steve walks in…

Steve: Come on Deej, let's get going, I don't wanna miss the buffet.

DJ: Steve!

DJ and Steve hug…

Steve: I missed you Deej.

DJ: I missed you so much.

Then they kiss, and after that Steve says hi to everybody…

Steve: I heard you had a pretty tough week. How are you feeling, Michelle ?

Michelle: I'm feeling better. How out of it was I ?

Jesse: Oh, pretty out of it.I mean, you were here, sweetheart, but it was like part of you was missing. It sure was like part of all of us was missing. But, we stuck it out and we got it through.

Joey: Just ike we always do.

Danny: Just like we always will.

~THE END~

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