Uh.. Mr. Belvedere is.. the light of my life. Um.. I know I speak for the others.. uh, when I say he is.. so amazing.. you know? And, uh.. he's just.. I wish.. you know.. I wish I could know him more, you know? Because.. he.. he is one of a kind, you know? He's.. I think about him all the time, and.. well, I'm wondering - should we kill him?

(in case you don't get the joke, this is from one of the funniest skits ever on SNL http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml does anyone have a copy of this skit and would be willing to help a brother out?)

You are a sick dude...All I ever wanted was to keep him in a jar in my basement. :crazy: