View Full Version : Calling all Female Type Units


Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 07:35 PM
I'm curious, as I think most men are: What do women want?

I'll be taking notes!

Chelsea
05-11-2005, 07:40 PM
I'll be taking notes!

I've got a tape recorder, laptop, AND pen/paper....I want THESE notes in triplicate :p

Brent88
05-11-2005, 08:03 PM
:rofl: :brent at Seth

SO Games 4 Us
05-11-2005, 08:17 PM
A good-looking man with a strong personality that's willing to share his life with that "special" someone. :D

Penny Lane
05-11-2005, 08:36 PM
As an experienced long ,long married woman what I want and have is a guy with a great sense of fun/humor. A good father. A responsible provider for his family.
Faithful and trustworthy. It took time for him to grow up(around 35) :lol: but he has been a wonderful husband for the last 20 or so years! :happyface I am a lucky woman!

Hollow
05-11-2005, 08:47 PM
I've got a tape recorder, laptop, AND pen/paper....I want THESE notes in triplicate :p
oh yeah.. well i have a MEMORY SPAN.

Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 09:25 PM
What are your feelings about a guy who's ordinarily real nice, but sometimes says stupid, offending things just because he is not thinking at the time?

I've had that problem for years, and I often do it in front of girls. I always wonder what they think about it.

MsOrange
05-11-2005, 09:27 PM
usually, not saying this is in your case, this is just a general statement... I think they still have some growing up to do

*MIBabe03*
05-11-2005, 09:28 PM
What are your feelings about a guy who's ordinarily real nice, but sometimes says stupid, offending things just because he is not thinking at the time?

I've had that problem for years, and I often do it in front of girls. I always wonder what they think about it.

I do the same thing around guys. I guess it depends on how offensive it is. Depending on your age, most girls want a guy who is funny, dependable, has goals, and who is not a commitment phobe. Also no cheaters! There is nothing worse than a man who cheats.

Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 09:33 PM
...who is not a commitment phobe.

Would you consider my wanting to date for three years before marriage a fear of commitment?

MsOrange
05-11-2005, 09:35 PM
Would you consider my wanting to date for three years before marriage a fear of commitment?
not at all--i would however consider a commitment phobe someone who after 3 years doesn't even want to TALK about marriage... i've got a friend in this situation, it's not cool

*MIBabe03*
05-11-2005, 09:36 PM
Would you consider my wanting to date for three years before marriage a fear of commitment?

No that's smart.

MsOrange
05-11-2005, 09:38 PM
by the time we get married, me and Jonathan will have been dating over 3 years

dandelion wine
05-11-2005, 09:44 PM
We don't want the world on your shoulders, we don't expect you to be perfect, we don't want you to hang the moon for us. Just treat us like human beings, make us laugh, have compassion, don't be afraid to be yourself. When you're with your friends and we happen to be with you, don't start in on the "guy talk." Save the guy talk for your friends, not us. :lol: Don't think you have to be "cool" with us, either. Like I said, just be yourself.

MsOrange
05-11-2005, 09:45 PM
we don't expect you to be perfect, we don't want you to hang the moon for us.
speak for yourself! :p

Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 09:47 PM
When you're with your friends and we happen to be with you, don't start in on the "guy talk." Save the guy talk for your friends, not us. :lol: .

I actually find much of the standard "guy talk" to be either boring, or disturbing! :lol:

dandelion wine
05-11-2005, 09:48 PM
What are your feelings about a guy who's ordinarily real nice, but sometimes says stupid, offending things just because he is not thinking at the time?

I've had that problem for years, and I often do it in front of girls. I always wonder what they think about it.

It depends on what you've said. I've been in the same situation, wound up really embarassing myself and then I've wondered what the guy was thinking, too. Sometimes it just happens. But I think we (men and women) should put ourselves in the other person's shoes. If you're talking about another woman in front of a girl you happen to have a crush on or something, that might be the girl uncomfortable.

"Hmmm, would I want to hear something like what I'm about to say? Would it offend me?"

dandelion wine
05-11-2005, 09:49 PM
I actually find much of the standard "guy talk" to be either boring, or disturbing! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

dandelion wine
05-11-2005, 09:50 PM
speak for yourself! :p

:lol: Yeah, I thought about including "But maybe that's just me."

*MIBabe03*
05-11-2005, 09:51 PM
As far as offending the girl, don't worry about it. Some chicks like that kind of thing.

Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 09:53 PM
It depends on what you've said. I've been in the same situation, wound up really embarassing myself and then I've wondered what the guy was thinking, too. Sometimes it just happens. But I think we (men and women) should put ourselves in the other person's shoes. If you're talking about another woman in front of a girl you happen to have a crush on or something, that might be the girl uncomfortable.

"Hmmm, would I want to hear something like what I'm about to say? Would it offend me?"

Well, usually I'm really good at putting myself in the other's shoes. It's just that sometimes I simply don't think.

MsOrange
05-11-2005, 09:54 PM
Hey max, just curious, how old are you?

dandelion wine
05-11-2005, 09:55 PM
Well, usually I'm really good at putting myself in the other's shoes. It's just that sometimes I simply don't think.

It happens to everybody and like I said, it depends on what you're saying. I doubt you've said anything that could be that bad, though. :)

Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 09:55 PM
As far as offending the girl, don't worry about it. Some chicks like that kind of thing.

Judging by the looks I usually get, I'd say most don't. I'm not sure how I should feel about a girl who likes to be offended!

*MIBabe03*
05-11-2005, 09:57 PM
Judging by the looks I usually get, I'd say most don't. I'm not sure how I should feel about a girl who likes to be offended!

Like I said, it depends on what you say. Some chicks don't care if you say they've got a nice rack, and others do. Never ever tell a girl that she looks fat in that dress!

dandelion wine
05-11-2005, 09:59 PM
Like I said, it depends on what you say. Some chicks don't care if you say they've got a nice rack, and others do. Never ever tell a girl that she looks fat in that dress!

:nod: That's so true. We're hard enough on ourselves as it is. Hearing it from a guy doesn't do us any good. :lol:

Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 10:01 PM
Hey max, just curious, how old are you?

I'm 20.


It happens to everybody and like I said, it depends on what you're saying. I doubt you've said anything that could be that bad, though. :)

A few years ago I described a club I was a part of as "anti-social" in front of half the club. It was meant to be in jest. Didn't go so well! :rolleyes:

dandelion wine
05-11-2005, 10:06 PM
I'm 20.




A few years ago I described a club I was a part of as "anti-social" in front of half the club. It was meant to be in jest. Didn't go so well! :rolleyes:

Ahhh, I see what you're talking about. You're joking around, yet nobody gets it so you wind up looking like an idiot. Been there, too. :( No offense to anyone in the club, but some people could use a sense of humor. ohno:

Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 10:06 PM
Never ever tell a girl that she looks fat in that dress!

That's another thing I've wondered about. What if she's not actually fat, but the dress, as she says, makes her look fat. Is it safe to be honest?

Max Whittaker
05-11-2005, 10:14 PM
Ahhh, I see what you're talking about. You're joking around, yet nobody gets it so you wind up looking like an idiot.

Yes, and it usually happens in front of women I like. :wallbang

Sara Micelli
05-11-2005, 10:48 PM
Is it safe to be honest?

In most cases, no.

dawsongirl
05-11-2005, 11:01 PM
I'm curious, as I think most men are: What do women want?

I'll be taking notes!

lol...I'm not really you're typical woman, but what the heck.

Someone intelligent! I have a low tolerance for the ignorant and just plain idiotic. You don't have to be all book smart, but dang...have some common sense and a knowledge of what's going on in the world.

Someone with more ambition than me.

Someone who likes kids and would love to be a dad.

No criminal records, please.

GOOD HYGIENE. NO SMOKING. I mean, I really can't stand smoke. I wouldn't let you come near my house or my car with a cigarette.

Not a partier. I don't like clubs and parties and being social. If you don't like to stay home more often than not, then look elsewhere.

Knows how to save some money, yet isn't a total cheapskate. I like to shop and the last thing I want to hear is that old Ricky Ricardo schtick about me buying something. :p

NOT OBSESSED WITH SEX. Seriously, I don't like it. That should have been number one. :o

Not a slob.

Has a great sense of humor. I like to laugh.

Can put up with the fact that I get depressed and jump to conclusions and misinterpret things and that I'm an arguier.


Hmm...looks like I shall die alone. :(

dawsongirl
05-11-2005, 11:02 PM
What are your feelings about a guy who's ordinarily real nice, but sometimes says stupid, offending things just because he is not thinking at the time?

I've had that problem for years, and I often do it in front of girls. I always wonder what they think about it.

Couldn't be half as dumb as some of the stuff I've said.

dandelion wine
05-11-2005, 11:03 PM
Yes, and it usually happens in front of women I like. :wallbang

:( I'm sorry, Max.

dawsongirl
05-11-2005, 11:04 PM
Also no cheaters! There is nothing worse than a man who cheats.

Exactly. I will NEVER forgive a man that cheats on me. His ass is out on the curb immediately and I guarantee that I will make his life a living hell. I don't care what anyone else thinks...cheating is wrong and unnecessary. And all that bull**** about men having to cheat is a copout for all those guys who are just stupid ****ing *******s.

dawsongirl
05-11-2005, 11:06 PM
Would you consider my wanting to date for three years before marriage a fear of commitment?

Nah. Marriage is just a legality anyway. I mean, I want to get married, but I don't think it's that big of a deal.

dawsongirl
05-11-2005, 11:08 PM
I actually find much of the standard "guy talk" to be either boring, or disturbing! :lol:

wow...so what was your phone number again? ;)

Brent88
05-11-2005, 11:09 PM
I actually find much of the standard "guy talk" to be either boring, or disturbing! :lol:

Me too.

:rofl: I was like YOU do that? :p

Max Whittaker
05-12-2005, 12:57 AM
wow...so what was your phone number again? ;)
:grineyes:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
05-12-2005, 01:13 AM
SENSE OF HUMOR.

Max Whittaker
05-12-2005, 01:38 AM
SENSE OF HUMOR.

Alright. That seems to be popular. What kind of humor, though? Dry? Cruel? My brother has an extremely dirty sense of humor!

I have a sense humor. I'm just not sure what you'd catagorize it as!

dawsongirl
05-12-2005, 03:54 AM
Alright. That seems to be popular. What kind of humor, though? Dry? Cruel? My brother has an extremely dirty sense of humor!

I have a sense humor. I'm just not sure what you'd catagorize it as!

Hmm..guess it depends on the girl. I like...well, what do I like?? Like, a satirical sense of humor, dry can be funny. I'm not real into dirty, but if I think it's funny, I'll laugh.

TJL
05-12-2005, 05:05 AM
Alright. That seems to be popular. What kind of humor, though? Dry? Cruel? My brother has an extremely dirty sense of humor!

I have a sense humor. I'm just not sure what you'd catagorize it as!

It's always best to keep it clean when you first meet someone.
Never use questionable material in front of someone you don't know. You never know what someone will find offensive.

Dutabi84
05-12-2005, 03:13 PM
Eh, I think it would be for the best if I just threw in the towel all together with women. They're too complex..either that, or I'm just too dumb.

*MIBabe03*
05-12-2005, 03:33 PM
Eh, I think it would be for the best if I just threw in the towel all together with women. They're too complex..either that, or I'm just too dumb.

Not all of us are that bad, geez.

Max Whittaker
05-12-2005, 03:42 PM
Eh, I think it would be for the best if I just threw in the towel all together with women. They're too complex..either that, or I'm just too dumb.

You're probably not dumb. But women are certainly complex! That's what makes them so fasinating!

That's also why I started this thread. An attempt to try and better understand the female mind. :wave:

dawsongirl
05-12-2005, 09:23 PM
Eh, I think it would be for the best if I just threw in the towel all together with women. They're too complex..either that, or I'm just too dumb.

I feel the same way about men...and myself. I have the intelligence of a 2 year old with guys I think. :(

TheGreatPretender
05-12-2005, 09:41 PM
Ok I know I'm a little young for this but...I just like a man who is genuinely nice. Not trying to put on an act or trying to act all macho all the time, and swearing every two words. Also someone who is easy going. But of course since I'm in high school now there really is no such thing.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
05-12-2005, 10:36 PM
Alright. That seems to be popular. What kind of humor, though? Dry? Cruel? My brother has an extremely dirty sense of humor!

I have a sense humor. I'm just not sure what you'd catagorize it as!
I dont mind if its dirty, my mind tends to go in the gutter more often than not :lol:, but I dont like vulgar or mean spirited humor. People making fun of others and such for a laugh is a turn off.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
05-12-2005, 10:39 PM
I dont mind if its dirty, my mind tends to go in the gutter more often than not :lol:, but I dont like vulgar or mean spirited humor. People making fun of others and such for a laugh is a turn off.
* Unless its teasing. All friends make fun of eachother and such, but I mean like mean spirited humor, meant to be funny to the ones listening, but in actuality its just cruel. Kinda like school when people picked on eachother. They did it to make themselves look 'cool'. Yah, thats what I meant.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
05-12-2005, 10:52 PM
As long as you're not Solomon...you're in the money.

Got seRVed

MsOrange
05-13-2005, 12:06 AM
As long as you're not Solomon...you're in the money.

Got seRVed
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/805/805_image_07.jpg

MsOrange
05-13-2005, 12:08 AM
it's late and i'm bored... anyway, I did a google image search on "female unit" in order to post a witty and amusing picture... looked what was one of hte first things that popped up, lol

http://www.body-tone.com/pics/inversion-female.gif

Brent88
05-13-2005, 12:11 AM
NOT OBSESSED WITH SEX. Seriously, I don't like it. That should have been number one. :o

What the hell? :lol: Don't like it? :eek:

dawsongirl
05-13-2005, 10:42 AM
What the hell? :lol: Don't like it? :eek:

Don't like guys who think of sex 24/7 is what I meant. There are other things going on in the world.

As for the other...I'm a virgin. What do I even know??

dawsongirl
05-13-2005, 10:43 AM
it's late and i'm bored... anyway, I did a google image search on "female unit" in order to post a witty and amusing picture... looked what was one of hte first things that popped up, lol

http://www.body-tone.com/pics/inversion-female.gif

:rofl: What the hell is that?!

Max Whittaker
05-13-2005, 11:51 AM
As for the other...I'm a virgin. What do I even know??

:lol: So am I! I love telling people that! Their eyes bug out! :eek: :lol:

But then, I also attrack the attention of girls who want to try to brake my will. Then MY eye's bug out! :eek: :lol:

dawsongirl
05-13-2005, 12:03 PM
:lol: So am I! I love telling people that! Their eyes bug out! :eek: :lol:

But then, I also attrack the attention of girls who want to try to brake my will. Then MY eye's bug out! :eek: :lol:
LOL! Guys try to do that to me too. I'm like, no thanks, guy I'm not in love with.

dawsongirl
05-15-2005, 03:13 AM
Like I said before, I'm not really a typical female and can't speak for them all, but here is something that I persoanlly HATE. Abhor. Despise.

Today I go out to get the mail. The mailbox is at the end of the driveway and our driveway is rather long, so it's a walk. My house sits 2 houses away from a corner where there's a stop sign. Well, as I'm walking toward the mailbox, I see this old ratty pickup stop at the corner and just sit there, despite the fact that no one is coming. I think it's odd, but I go on about my business. I get to the box, get the mail out and that's when the truck turn toward my house. As I'm walking back toward the house, the dude drives by and honks at me. I just keep walking and ignore the SOB. Now, all this loser could see from where he was was that I was a woman with boobs, so I just know he was honking because I have a nice chest. THAT PISSES ME OFF. I would have rather beaten the **** out of that shallow ***** than look at him. My mom acted like I should be flattered, but I'm not. So word to the wise, no honking, wolf whistling, obnoxious noises...it's shallow and degrading. You don't see me checking out the size of that buldge in your pants, do ya?? pissed:

Hollow
05-15-2005, 03:16 AM
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/805/805_image_07.jpg
:dance: let's see you daaaaaance, sucka! you got nothin' on me:guitar:

Courtnee
05-15-2005, 08:51 AM
a big heart and a great scense of humor.

MsOrange
05-15-2005, 10:36 PM
:rofl: What the hell is that?!
sex toy?

TripperFan
05-15-2005, 11:10 PM
Don't like guys who think of sex 24/7 is what I meant. There are other things going on in the world.

As for the other...I'm a virgin. What do I even know??

:rofl: I'm sorry, but good luck finding one between the ages of about 13 to 44 that isn't unless he's been in some sort of "accident"!!!
;)

That's just the way God made 'em!! :D
(and trust me, there will come the day when you'll be grateful he did!)

MsOrange
05-15-2005, 11:21 PM
(and trust me, there will come the day when you'll be grateful he did!)
ohhh, dirty!

dawsongirl
05-16-2005, 12:45 AM
:rofl: I'm sorry, but good luck finding one between the ages of about 13 to 44 that isn't unless he's been in some sort of "accident"!!!
;)

That's just the way God made 'em!! :D
(and trust me, there will come the day when you'll be grateful he did!)

:lol: That's why I'm single.

Max Whittaker
05-16-2005, 12:53 AM
:rofl: I'm sorry, but good luck finding one between the ages of about 13 to 44 that isn't unless he's been in some sort of "accident"!!!
;)

That's just the way God made 'em!! :D
(and trust me, there will come the day when you'll be grateful he did!)

Found one! I honestly can't tell you the last time I thought about sex. It's just not something that interests me at this time in my life. Now, I think about girls, and I like them. Their looks please me and I sometimes find them fun. But I'm not big on sex. Maybe it's because I don't know what it's like.

dawsongirl
05-16-2005, 12:56 AM
Found one! I honestly can't tell you the last time I thought about sex. It's just not something that interests me at this time in my life. Now, I think about girls, and I like them. Their looks please me and I sometimes find them fun. But I'm not big on sex. Maybe it's because I don't know what it's like.

wow. Waiter, give that man a drink. *stares and waves*

:D

Fleet
05-16-2005, 02:33 AM
Hmmm... "female-type units." Does that mean female androids?

TripperFan
05-16-2005, 09:46 AM
Found one! I honestly can't tell you the last time I thought about sex. It's just not something that interests me at this time in my life. Now, I think about girls, and I like them. Their looks please me and I sometimes find them fun. But I'm not big on sex. Maybe it's because I don't know what it's like.


It's a lot like drinking martinis (I was going to say peanuts, but its not quite like that)!

You have your first one, and its not that great, but you liked the feeling it gave you and you remember it! The second one tastes a bit better and the glow is better from it. By the third one you're hooked!! And once you find the flavour love, you want one every night! :lol:

Not to worry - there's no rush - it'll happen when the time is right! ;) And you sound like you're going to be a great catch - you're intelligent, open minded, funny and just the fact you posted this thread shows females that you're actually interested in the wants and needs of females - THAT says it all Max!! ;) :bighug:

TripperFan
05-16-2005, 09:52 AM
ohhh, dirty!


Hey - aren't you going to be a newlywed in the not too distant future???

You just wait!!! :lol: You gonna be a dirty girl too!

I'm gonna tell the world, you're a dirty little girl
Someone grab that bitch by the ears
Rub her down scrub her back
And turn her inside out
`Cause I bet she hasn't had a bath in years

Here's my own belief about all the dirty girls
That you have to clean the oyster to find the pearl
And like rags that belong to you I belong to myself
So don't show up around here till your social worker's helped

Lyrics by Bernie Taupin, music by Elton John