Stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.

2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3. You are Santa Claus.

4. You look like Santa Claus.

And for women:


1) You dream and fantasize about Santa Claus

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus but think he's a jolly, grandfatherly figure.

3) You're married to Santa Claus (he's fat and works 1 day a year)

4) You dream and fantasize about Santa Claus.