Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle.

One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just
before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.

The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his
toes and was settling in when the physician in the window seat said,
"I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the attorney, "I'll get it
for you."

While he was gone, one of the physicians picked
up the attorney's shoe and spat in it.

When he returned with the coke, the other
physician said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and spat in it.

The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

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