http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=719605

Cops: Man Tries to Pay for Pizza With Pot

N.D. Man Allegedly Assaults Pizza Delivery Driver Who Refused to Take Marijuana As Payment

FARGO, N.D. — Police arrested a 21-year-old man early Saturday after he allegedly assaulted a pizza delivery driver who refused to take marijuana as payment for a pie, police said. The man, charged with robbery, was released from the Cass County Jail after posting $5,000 bond.

Pizza Patrol driver Atif Yasin thought the man was asleep when he arrived to deliver a medium pizza and 20-ounce soda. After knocking a few times and calling the man on his cell phone, Yasin said he answered the door in his boxers.

The man took the pizza, spent a few minutes looking for money and then offered to pay with marijuana, Yasin said.

Yasin said when he told the man that he either needed money or the pizza, the man began to yell and pushed him and punched him in the face.

After calling police and waiting for officers to arrive, Yasin delivered two more orders that were waiting in his car.

Officers who arrested the man said he was intoxicated, Sgt. Shannon Ruziska said.

Because the man is accused of assaulting Yasin while committing a theft, he was arrested on suspicion of robbery, Ruziska said.

Yasin did not seek medical attention for his injuries. The right side of his face was still red and swollen Saturday afternoon, he said.

Yasin, a 22-year-old Minnesota State University Moorhead student, said it is the first time he's been assaulted in three years delivering pizza.

He said he was a little nervous to work his next shift, which began at midnight on Sunday. Yasin said he'll handle it differently if he encounters a similar situation again.

"I won't argue to the people who took the pizza," he said. "I'll just leave right away."

I've heard everything now. :eek:

:lol: That is the most ridiculous story I have heard all week... :lol:

If he hadn't wasted all his money on pot, he could have had pizza. I've heard so many odd stories I don't know what to say.

Hey dude, like where's my pizza? You know, I got the munchies man, gimme that pizza dude....got no money but got this sweeeeet stash here. Let's make a deal man...work with me brother...I gotta have that pizza. GIMME THAT F&$#*% PIZZA!!

Hey dude, like where's my pizza? You know, I got the munchies man, gimme that pizza dude....got no money but got this sweeeeet stash here. Let's make a deal man...work with me brother...I gotta have that pizza. GIMME THAT F&$#*% PIZZA!! :rofl:

that's one reason NOT to say no to drugs.

Hey dude, like where's my pizza? You know, I got the munchies man, gimme that pizza dude....got no money but got this sweeeeet stash here. Let's make a deal man...work with me brother...I gotta have that pizza. GIMME THAT F&$#*% PIZZA!!


:lol:

True genius.

oh god. how depressing.

safety pin:
that's one reason NOT to say no to drugs.


safety pin, you make no sense.

webwarrior8008135: safety pin:
that's one reason NOT to say no to drugs.

safety pin, you make no sense.

don't be such a jerk - how difficult is it to understand that she was referring to the "say no to drugs and get punched in the face" that the delivery driver experienced

:happyface

Ah, Fargo... Yes, crazy things happen in Fargo. :lol:

This guy is definitely :cuckoo

Talk about an extreme case of the munchies!!

Next time the guy should just open a box of Kraft Dinner and eat all the stale donuts in the house like everyone else does! ;)

Hey dude, like where's my pizza? You know, I got the munchies man, gimme that pizza dude....got no money but got this sweeeeet stash here. Let's make a deal man...work with me brother...I gotta have that pizza. GIMME THAT F&$#*% PIZZA!!
finally, you let the REAL you free!!!

finally, you let the REAL you free!!!
Straight up dude. It's a happening thing...if you dig it. It's sweeeet....

Pizza guy: (knock knock) pizza.

Dude: dude? I'm sleepin man, leave me alone. God.

PG: (harder-knock knock) Hello?

Dude: Alright, alright. Geeze, what the F man?
walks to door
opens door

PG: you ordered a pizza.

Dude: yeah like 2 days ago man, I don't need it now. Alright give me it. How much?

PG: $11.00.

Dude: Oh f-in hell, hold on man.
(rummages through stuff)

Dude: OK, I got 4 bucks, a Spongebob watch from my Applejacks, and oh, wait dude, how about this? This is at least a dimebag, you win man. Ok, cool?

PG: No, not cool, I need cash right now or give me back the pizza.

Dude: How about you go screw yourself and I eat the pie? That sound good? (slams door.)

20 minutes later...

Cops: knock knock.

Dude: Is that the freaking pizza I ordered? Holy crap man...takes forever.

Straight up dude. It's a happening thing...if you dig it. It's sweeeet....

word dog. I am down with it.

Pizza guy: (knock knock) pizza.
:brent

If the delivery guy had been wise, it would have gone:

<knock, knock>

Who is it?

Landshark......

Oops - maybe that's how it happened - aren't you supposed to punch sharks in the snout when attacked?

See - the guy wasn't stoned at all - just defending himself!

20 minutes later.....

<knock, knock>

Who is it?

Candygram......busted!

continued....


Dude: Alright, yeah, umm hello?

Cop: Excuse me sir, did you order a pizza

Dude: Yeah, like a month ago. Dude never showed.

Cop: Sir, is that not the pizza in question on the floor right there.

Dude: Oh, man, yeah, I ate that, wow, nice, I knew it. Ok, I'm not losing it.

Cop: Sir, would you mind if we came in

Dude: What do you want to do that for?

Cop: Sir, if you would just allow us...

Dude: No freaking way you fascist f-in pig. Go get a lawyer or something like that, you know, the thing you have to get. To come in. Here.

Cop: Sir the object in question is in plain sight and we are coming in, just make this as easy as possible please.

Dude: NO man, I'm totally unprepared for cops man, comeon, give me a sec, i have to stash the.. laundry man, smells bad... oh man, why are grabbing my arm.. ouuuch.. ohhhhhh....

If the delivery guy had been wise, it would have gone:

<knock, knock>

Who is it?

Landshark......

Oops - maybe that's how it happened - aren't you supposed to punch sharks in the snout when attacked?

See - the guy wasn't stoned at all - just defending himself!

20 minutes later.....

<knock, knock>

Who is it?

Candygram......busted!
:lol: You're showing our age Tripper.

webwarrior762004:
safety pin:
that's one reason NOT to say no to drugs.


safety pin, you make no sense.

webwarrior197620048589332245663344, it was a joke.

:lol: You're showing our age Tripper.


Yeah......I know! :rolleyes:

And to further that - what happened to the good old days when we'd get stoned and everybody would be laughing so hard we never even considered punching anybody!!! That's one thing to be said for grass - have you ever heard of a real violent act occurring while under the influence? Usually the worst that would happen would be for a variety store to be ripped off of candy bars, chips and pop. Or after an all-nighter, hitting the delivery trucks at 4 a.m. behind a supermarket for their donut and chocolate milk deliveries. There were many a summer breakfast consisting of that breakfast of champions for us! It was far-out man!!! :cool:

Now, this is a funny one; some people have a lot of nerve :lol:

safety pin:
webwarrior762004:
safety pin:
that's one reason NOT to say no to drugs.


safety pin, you make no sense.

webwarrior197620048589332245663344, it was a joke.

:brent

lol..."woo!"...lol

PZelda:
safety pin:
webwarrior762004:
safety pin:
that's one reason NOT to say no to drugs.


safety pin, you make no sense.

webwarrior197620048589332245663344, it was a joke.

:brent

:D

[QUOTE=safety pin]PZelda:
safety pin:
webwarrior762004:
safety pin:
that's one reason NOT to say no to drugs.


safety pin, you make no sense.

webwarrior197620048589332245663344, it was a joke.

:brent

:D[QUOTE]
]

:rofl: You guys rock