Corvetteguy
04-26-2005, 10:26 PM
Have you ever wondered what June did during the day while Ward & the boys were at work and school ? Here some suggestions.
* Flirted with the bug man by offering him coffee and pie and raising her hem line a few inches.
* Laying on the couch smoking marlboro's and watching daytime soaps and then clicking them off just before the boys get home.
* Dancing in her slip to some of Wally's rock n roll records.
junecleaver
04-27-2005, 06:35 PM
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* Sniffing the skidmarks in Ward's undershorts.
oh my :lol: :lol: :lol:
desilu #1
04-27-2005, 07:57 PM
* Making prank phone calls to neighbors. (June, disguising her voice as she speaks into the telephone: "Hello, Mrs. Murdoch? ... This is the Westinghouse Refrigerator Company. Is your refrigerator running? ... GO CATCH IT! *click* Hahahahaha!")
* Squeezing blackheads in the bathroom mirror.
* Sniffing the skidmarks in Ward's undershorts.
That man is way too beautiful to make skid marks! :lol: :lol:
June vaccums in nothing but Ward's tie just as he is expected home. :D :D
Calls Ward on the phone several times a day to whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
Watches the Home Shopping Network to get a deal on Vitameatavegemin so she can stay happy and peppy for Ward.
Corvetteguy
04-27-2005, 11:00 PM
* Goes to lounges with friends and gets snockered.
* Goes to a shrink and tells about all the repressed feelings she has about Aunt Martha and how she hates her.
* Goes with the mail man on his route.
Tundra Wolf
04-28-2005, 03:34 PM
Hmm, I know there's a character on the show named June, but I've never heard of this "Juen" character. :confused:
Corvetteguy
04-28-2005, 05:01 PM
[B]I have clumsy fingers....LOL