View Full Version : Juen's Secret Life


Corvetteguy
04-26-2005, 10:26 PM
Have you ever wondered what June did during the day while Ward & the boys were at work and school ? Here some suggestions.


* Flirted with the bug man by offering him coffee and pie and raising her hem line a few inches.


* Laying on the couch smoking marlboro's and watching daytime soaps and then clicking them off just before the boys get home.


* Dancing in her slip to some of Wally's rock n roll records.

Courtnee
04-27-2005, 05:15 PM
*Cleaning the room :lol:

junecleaver
04-27-2005, 06:35 PM
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* Sniffing the skidmarks in Ward's undershorts.


oh my :lol: :lol: :lol:

desilu #1
04-27-2005, 07:57 PM
* Making prank phone calls to neighbors. (June, disguising her voice as she speaks into the telephone: "Hello, Mrs. Murdoch? ... This is the Westinghouse Refrigerator Company. Is your refrigerator running? ... GO CATCH IT! *click* Hahahahaha!")

* Squeezing blackheads in the bathroom mirror.

* Sniffing the skidmarks in Ward's undershorts.

That man is way too beautiful to make skid marks! :lol: :lol:

June vaccums in nothing but Ward's tie just as he is expected home. :D :D

Calls Ward on the phone several times a day to whisper sweet nothings in his ear.

Watches the Home Shopping Network to get a deal on Vitameatavegemin so she can stay happy and peppy for Ward.

Corvetteguy
04-27-2005, 11:00 PM
* Goes to lounges with friends and gets snockered.

* Goes to a shrink and tells about all the repressed feelings she has about Aunt Martha and how she hates her.

* Goes with the mail man on his route.

Tundra Wolf
04-28-2005, 03:34 PM
Hmm, I know there's a character on the show named June, but I've never heard of this "Juen" character. :confused:

Corvetteguy
04-28-2005, 05:01 PM
[B]I have clumsy fingers....LOL