Experts Solve Mystery of Unpopped Popcorn

Story, here (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050421/ap_on_sc/popcorn_s_secret&e=5).

Yahoo! News/AP-April 21, 2005


For all you popcorn lovers out there! :eat: :eat: :eat:

Wow, life as I know it can move forward since that mystery has been solved. Now I can die, knowing why some of those damn kernels won't pop. It's madness I tell you. J/K.

I knew that one day, God willing, our nation would find the answer to this amazingly unsolved mystery. God himself has truly smiled upon us on this day.

Let us pray

Now I can finally sleep at night. This burning question has cost me countless sleepless nights.

Now I can finally sleep at night. This burning question has cost me countless sleepless nights.
yes, yes, very true... i'm expected Bush to cut in any moment and deliever a statement

and silly me had that whole "no cure for AIDS" thing really bringing me down...

I thought this has long been discovered?? I could've sworn I read something of the sort elsewhere many, many years ago. :confused:

its all LIES perpetrated by the Evil Redbacher empire to fool you into accepting sub-standard popping levels

That's great news! Now I can finally move on with my life! :D

Now I can finally sleep at night. This burning question has cost me countless sleepless nights.
i was going to say that. pissed:

its all LIES perpetrated by the Evil Redbacher empire to fool you into accepting sub-standard popping levels

Yes... sub-standard popcorn is the first step in taking over any nation...

http://images.bravenet.com/common/images/smilies/popcorn.gif - *pop!*