My favorites are:
*Beauty doesn't last,rely on it and you become cabbage from within.
*Measure people by the size of thir hearts,not their bank accounts.
*Dont get your knickers in a knot
*You make your living by what you get
You make your life by what you give

I'm always saying "Don't have a freaking cow..." and "your mom" :lol: but one of my favorite quotes is-

'What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us'- Ralph Waldo Emerson.

I always say stuff like "Snap!" and "I KNOW!"

i've picked up on crystal's sayings, ie "whatev".

Can't beat this guy (unless you're Yogi Berra maybe) for the best quotes:

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was
probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the
following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back
in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The
few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line
for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of
the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think
of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that
it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. :D

i've picked up on crystal's sayings, ie "whatev".
:biglove: Aww GIRL!!

There are a lot of things I have a habit of saying. Meangya, girl, whatev!, ay dios mio.

For quote, I like 'Id rather be silent and be thought a fool, than to open my mouth and remove all doubt.' I used that one for my yearbook quote :D lol.

'He explained to me why I couldnt hear the rocks. Rocks talk at a higher frequency.' - The great Warren "Potsie" Weber.

Look down on me, you will see a fool. Look up at me, you will see your lord. Look straight at me, you will see yourself.
Charles Manson

Until you make peace with who you are, you will never be content with what you have.

When you aim for perfection you discover its a moving target

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

The key to failure is trying to please everybody.

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

Dream as if you’ll live forever…Live as if you’ll die today

You never realize how much you love someone until they're gone.

I dropped a tear in the ocean,when you find it I'll stop loving you.

Relationships dont fail.People do.

You might think you're just one person in the world,but to one person you might mean the world.

Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who have dreams don’t have much.

If you think you can, you can, if you think you can’t, your right.

People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do

People may not remember exactly what you said or did, but they will always remember how you made them feel.

Watch your thoughts, they become your words. Watch your words, they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become a way of life. Watch your way of life, it becomes your destiny.

The greatest pleasure in life comes from doing the thing others say you cannot do.

Sing like no one is listening; love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, live life like its heaven on earth.

Don’t be afraid of showing your feelings; be afraid of regretting it when you didn’t.

If you live your life being afraid of what people are gonna think of you for every little thing that you do then you might as well not be living

People are gonna talk about you, especially when they envy you, let ‘em, you’ve affected their lives-be sure they dont affect yours.

This day is going to happen,whether you get up or not.

Worry doesn’t help tomorrow’s troubles, but it does ruin today’s happiness.

Don’t count the days, make the days count.

The person practicing harder today is the person that will beat you tomorrow.

This is who I am. Not everybody has to like it.

People are funny.They spend money they dont have to impress the people they dont like.

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him

God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me

Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise

-Cool beans/beaners
-Go suck a sausage
-Piss off
-I know who you did last summer :lol:

-Piss off

my ex girlfriend says that to me all the time

My favorites are:
*Beauty doesn't last,rely on it and you become cabbage from within.
*Measure people by the size of thir hearts,not their bank accounts.
*Dont get your knickers in a knot
*You make your living by what you get
You make your life by what you give

Does it have to be meaningful???? Because if not I have a few....... :lol: