Lets create the newest TV sensation.... "The Yetta"- A show all about yetta

episode 1- "The Yetta" starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor and Charles Shaughnessy and starring Fran Drescher.- "Break the Chain"- Yetta sends around a chain letter to 7 people saying tell a friend. 6 tell a friend, but one dont. Now the one who didnt will either have to tell a friend quick or face the powers unbeknownst to her. The person.... her daughter, Silvia.


episode 2- "Yetta watches Television"- Yetta starts to watch "The Dick Van Dyke Show" regularly and all of a sudden thinks she looks like Millie Helper. The next day, she dresses and acts like her.

whats episode 3?

pat

"The Yetta"- episode 1.3- "Yetta Experiences Life"- Yetta and Silvia go out on "the town" and get arrested. Fran bails the two out. However soon after, Fran's in the lock-up! Max bails Fran out. Meanwhile, C.C. and Niles have a little tiff and aren't talking to each other. Brighton dates a "younger" girl, Grace dreams she's pregnant, and Maggie moves home with Michael.

one busy episode!

pat

... why dont you have some fun with this?

"The Yetta"- episode 1.4- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Dresher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Yetta the Substitute Teacher"- Yetta becomes a sub at a local junior high for fun. She later sets the school up in flames. The "kids" bond together at a local restaurant. Michael looks for a modeling job in New York. Fran considers another child.... and Max a divorce.

"The Yetta"-episode 1.5- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "The Divorcee" Fran and Max divorce, and go their seperate ways. The kids plot to get the two back together. Brighton goes to talk to dad in California, and the gals talk to Fran in New York. Yetta realizes Sammy is dead.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.6- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.- "The New Baby"- Fran's idea that Max didnt like (which caused the divorce), stands out more than ever.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.7- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Don't Go To Bed With Your Ex"- The schemers find a way to get Fran and Max back in bed together. Fran and Max proclaim their love for one another, and get back together.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.8- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Dreamers" Yetta has a dream about Sammy. Fran and Max talk about Fran's idea.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.9- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Split Apart"- Michael lands a job in New York, and Maggie decides to stay home after suffering from a brutal case of the flu. CC goes on a business trip to NY at the same time, and ends up in bed with Michael. After this experience, Michael is attracted to married CC.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.10- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Yetta the Bookie"- Yetta becomes a bookie. Michael divorces Maggie. Maggie, after thinking about the experience of being married, decides to remain single for a few years.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.11- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Niles and CC and Michael and Fran and Yetta, And Her New Man"- Yetta gets a new man, Michael proposes to already married CC, Niles interprets this a whole different way, CC rejects the proposal, CC and Niles have a fight because of what Niles suggested about her. When Fran steps in, even MORE insanity ensues!

Up Next... episode 1.12- "Some Husband Old... Some Husband New."

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"The Yetta"- episode 1.12- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Some Husband Old... Some Husband New."- Fran gets remarried at the same time as Yetta!

"The Yetta"- episode 1.13- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Yetta's Honeymoon"- Yetta goes on a honeymoon with Ray. She fondly remembers both of her late husbands. At the episodes end, Yetta takes out a tissue, and wipes her eyes. Her new husband consoles her.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.14- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "An Affair to Not Forget"- Niles meets an ex girlfriend. After having dinner together without CC who is still in New York, they have dessert. CC returns home in the middle of the night, catches the ex girlfriend sleeping with Niles, and starts crying hysterically. After crying for 12 hours nonstop, she wipes her eyes, gives Niles a weary eyed look, and says "How could you?" in a monitone voice. Niles ensues the help of Fran's to win CC back. By the time Niles thinks of something, CC has run away. The Night after the night of the affair to not forget, CC cuddles up next to Maggie's ex-hubbie who dumped Maggie for then married CC in the first place in bed. When Maggie learns the news, Yetta consoles her.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.15- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Gypsy"- Yetta's daughter Silvia becomes a gypsy. To show her daughter how silly she looks, Yetta takes on a new look too, as a drag queen. When this scheme dont change Silvia's mind, Yetta goes to the extremes and does the hula!

"The Yetta"- episode 1.16- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Match Game"- Curious Fran tests Max just to see how well the two really are as a couple after their quick divorce/re-marriage. Max fails. Time for Round 2, and remember, no bellow the belt.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.17- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Yetta's House Guest"- Fran stays with Yetta after her big fight with Max. They vowed to stay out of each other's sight for a month. If they missed the other person after the month was up and vice versa, they would consider themselves happily married and consider the test hogwash. They both miss each other, and Max welcomes back Fran with open arms... and everything else!

"The Yetta"- episode 1.18- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Yetta, Honorary Japanese Judge"- Yetta, unwittingly (as always), becomes an "honorary" judge while vacationing in Japan. A month after she returns from the trip, Mr. Hokimono shows up at Yetta's door to question her as to why she hasn't already "reported." Yetta interprets this a different way- She thinks he is referring to why hasn't she reported to heaven yet.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.19- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "The Stroke."- Yetta suffers a stroke. Brighton moves to Italy permanently. Gracie looks into the mirror and realizes that she is blossoming. Maggie starts dating again. CC regrets her choice to sleep with Maggie's ex Michael. Niles apologizes, CC accepts, they re-marry (which will not be shown in the episode, will be a surprise), and the next day CC finds out she is pregnant... AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In this episode, we also meet their 1st son, Davey.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.20- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "The Recovery."- Yetta recovers from her stroke.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.21- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Ray's Accident (1)"- Yetta wins a trip for two to Maui from a radio station, X2300, and takes along new hubby Ray. Ray disappears under a big 10 foot wave on the beach after surfboarding.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.22- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Ray's Accident (2)"- The coast guard looks for Ray, with no avail. Brighton gets shot. Grace has sex. Maggie gets undressed unwillingly by her ex Michael. Maggie reports him. A local airport informs the Sheffields that Michael has fleed the country.

"The Yetta"-episode 1.23- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Ray's Accident (3)"- Ray is confirmed lost. Yetta don't want to face the fact that she might've just lost her third husband. Max hops on a flight to Italy. Upon arriving, he visits his son in the hospital. He prays and cries that his son will be OK.

"The Yetta"- episode 1.24- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Ray's Accident (4)"- Fran confronts the girls of their sexual encounters. Brighton is retired from the hospital. He returns home to live in California with his family, where he feels wanted... and safe. Ray is found unconscious. Paramedics revive him, and Yetta cries, but this time... happy tears.

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"The Yetta"- episode 1.25- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Ray Appreciation Day"- After his accident, Fran throws a party for recovering Ray. Brighton gets slightly better. Gracie announces that she is pregnant after her sexual encounter. Maggie talks to Michael over the phone. They finalize the divorce. Yetta disappears during Fran's party for her new hubby who just was in an accident. The party attenders frantically look for her, she is nowhere in sight, and worser yet, noone in the neighborhood has seen her.

(end of the first season with a cliffhanger)

pat

i think i'll start posting full scripts soon, but not yet. i'll announce the date you can expect those full scripts soon. (a few hours or so from now) probably around mid may, but i'll give you the exact date a few hours from now.

but for now, some more episode descriptions... then look forward to seeing the "actual show" lol, around mid may like i said above.


SEASON 1 has ended, here are some SEASON 2 episode listings to look forward to, (when i post the full episodes) in order.

"The Yetta"- episode 2.1- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Is There A Yetta in the House?."- The search party continues. Brighton gets engaged, Maggie finds a new love, Grace frets about telling dad about the pregnancy, a man catches Fran's eye while "hunting" for Yetta. Later, Fran finds out from Dr. Reynolds that she is pregnant. We find Yetta towards the end of the episode, clutching onto her Sammy's grave, crying. Fran, Max, her daughter Silvia and the rest decide to back off and give Yetta some time alone. The episode ends with Yetta hysterical in tears, wiping her eyes, kissing Sammy's grave, getting up and walking away. Somber music (like the music in The Nanny finale) plays in the background throughout the final scene beginning when Silvia, Fran and Max walk slowly away.

"The Yetta"- episode 2.2- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Yetta in Jail."- After committing a minor offense, Yetta must spend the night in Jail. The minor offense... crauching down to pee in a parking lot of a mall. While visiting Yetta, Ray has a talk with Yetta about her Sammy... the two decide to just be friends, not lovers, so Yetta would never have to go through the experience of losing another husband. The two share a friendly hug. By the end of the episode, Yetta's one day sentence has expired, and Yetta comes home to the news that the divorce was finalized.

"The Yetta"- episode 2.3- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Fran and Max in Perfect Harmony."- The couple spend a quiet evening at home, remaniscing of all the times they had together. Max apologizes about not wanting another baby, and divorcing Fran because of it in the first place. Fran accepts. They talk about their new baby, and fall asleep in each other's arms.

pat

remember to look for those dates you should expect to see a few of the scripts for the actual episodes. Although some are better than others, the scripts will come out in chronological order.

i forgot to say, Yetta and Silvia have moved to California with the Sheffields since the end of "The Nanny."

pat

"The Yetta"- episode 2.4- starring Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Fran Drescher, and Charles Shaughnessy.- "Oh, Boy!"- Brighton gets married, his wife finds out she's going to have a baby shortly after, CC and Niles remarry, Fran and Max find out they're going to have triplets. Max suffers a heart attack in bed, Yetta goes out on the town to live life to the fullest. She comes to a decision... She is going to be a spontaneous old lady up until the day she dies, so now she can REALLY live life to the fullest. Michael committs suicide, Fran consoles Maggie, Grace has a miscarriage, Silvia goes on a no food diet for a weekend. 2 hours into the diet, faints, a man shows up at Fran and Max's door saying that he has Fran's baby. Fran and Max take care of the infant, and Max questions Fran about the baby. At the end of the episode, they come to their better senses and agree that the baby does not belong to Fran.


Just for me to get this straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Fran and Max get a divorce because Max dont like Fran's idea of having a baby.
They get back together. Soon after the remarriage, Fran gives Max "the test" and he fails it. They vow to stay out of one another's sight for a whole month, and if they miss each other they will return to one another. They cannot stand being out of each other's sight for even 1 day.
They talk about the baby, Fran finds out she's pregnant, and now we find out with 3.

pat

shortening the technical info to just episode number, title, description. no cast or show title will be listed from now in. i'd erase all the show titles and the cast listings for each episode if i had time.

episode 2.5- "Yetta's Having A Baby"- Yetta thinks she's gonna have a baby.
episode 2.6- "Wait A Second... One of these Days I'm Gonna Find Out Anyway! Won't You Tell Me?"- Brighton conceals a secret from Yetta. The secret- He got a load of the size of Yetta's boobs.

pat

oh my god

what?

pat

special .. :meangya:

sorry, what does that imply?

pat

u no what i mean .. :water: :flabnabbi

um, no i dont.

pat

i think u do . . . whoo blue stew lou . . . moo :cow:

Oh !

I gotcha! Now try to get away frum mwa! :soapbox: :grady: + :wizard: = :schmack:

What does all of this have to do with the fanfic, "The Yetta."?


pat

uhh we`re talking about the yetta here ! :eek2: puke:

what the hell are all those smilies about? This is not about the Yetta. I wish you'd tell me what all this means, cause im confused.

pat

oh sorry those smileys are our codes. . .we talk to each oher through that and that is completley confidential.

oui oui --> <3 :chuck: <3 :a1: c( ; :2bump :stressed:

weird

no .. not wierd .. sheer brilliance :jar: :rant: :snowman: :stocking: :santa: :frosty: :rednose: :snowman3:

OK, back on topic please. Don't post in my thread again, please, if you have nothing to add about it.

pat

When has this become your thread! This belongs to THE YETTA of AMerica! :bonk: :doh:


peace: :candle:





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Umm... possibly because I posted it.


pat

i posted too u no !!
y cant i own a postie
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:mrt: :stooges:

:eatarrow: :eatarrow: :eatarrow: :eatarrow: :eatarrow:

:yeahthat
:whip it good

okie mister -- or missy WHATEVA ! i will post an episode myself !! & it will be the greatest episode the world of gram crakers have ever seen -- u can count on it !!

im not gonna write an episode im gonna write a whole season cause im just that cool & creative !!

PLOT - yetta goes back to the house in NY & walks in the front door -- but other ppl r there ! but she forgot they moved & thinks its fran & max & the gang -- so she hugs all of them & eats their food & uses their bathroom & the ppl can tell she is crazy & dont throw her out so she lives there with them for ever & ever & ever & ever and so on and so forth & then one the dudes in the house put in home & then one day silva goes to the home too cause she is senial also and they live in the home crazy & comfy !

WHOOT !! now i own this :grineyes: :liplick: :cheers: :argue: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday:

Dear TV DVD fan,

Golden Gal 82 is just a child, she is my niece who enjoys the nanny and I let her use my name. I'm not pleased on how you reacted to her, the people on this site should be welcoming to everyone and not be swearing and threatening as you were. If someone is going to be reported it should be you not my niece. Yes, I do agree she was childish, but she was contributing to your post, she did write the season and all you did was reply with a threat. You should have just excepted it with constructive criticism. Instead you were the one who was acting like a child about it, by saying never to post in your thread again. When all she did was post an episode like you asked her. It wasn't the greatest to you but she thought it was good, and by saying never to post again she felt stupid and alone. Now, don't you feel smart and big, picking on a little girl ? I did appreciate it when you called her creative, but adding "in your own special way" just destroyed the complement and covered it with sarcasm.

I expect you to apologize to my niece, otherwise I'll consider reporting you,

Thank you for your understanding.

Golden Gal 82,



This is my thread and I want criticism about my episode listings, I dont need your niece's comments that I didn't understand, but felt compelled to think that it was insulting towards me. She continued to tick me off after I repeatedly told her to stop and put some input in of value, and she didn't. I don't care how old she is, if she can type, she has common sense, and surely knows right from wrong, and every post she posted was wrong. I'm sorry if we dont see eye to eye on this, but her comments disturbed me, and I'd appreciate it if she never put her input on this thread again until it starts making sense.

pat

Oh, one more thing... How can you stick up for her after all those comments she made about me? I dont understand it, this is my thread, why does she have to come up and ruin it?



OK tell your niece thanks for ruining my thread, I'm locking it. I'm sorry for everyone who was enjoying this.

pat

Excuse me, there is no reason to lock it, and she didn't make any comments about you. All she did was put smiles and such on posts. That is certainly not ruining it.

OK, then lets call a truce. Will you please tell her to stop posting that secret smiley stuff then? I am begging you. Please tell her to post some real episode listings and constructive comments.

pat

She did put an episode and put comments before all this are y0ou blind

That was a joke. I mean a real one.

pat

im sorry but they were real to her ..

Whatever, just tell her to stop and make them make sense.


pat