http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=187947&GT1=6428

stay tuned to Jerry Springer for more details in the coming months

Kevin is probably on the lookout for a new wife.

White trash might be the most fertile people on the planet.

White trash might be the most fertile people on the planet.


:lol:

White trash might be the most fertile people on the planet.

Yep. I hate it when white trash has money though, too.

Poor kid is going to be born half whore half ****** :(

good. maybe that means she's done with music.

Oh-Kay!

good. maybe that means she's done with music.
She'll make a come-back when she's 50 and sing at casinos.

Do they make wife beaters in newborn size?

;)

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I never gave much thought to Britney until she hooked up with Federline. He already had a girlfriend pregnant with their second child, but that didn't stop Britney or Kevin from getting together. I lost all respect for the both of them at that point.

I don't think she has much respect for the sanctity of marriage considering she got married on a lark once and it lasted two days. :rolleyes:

Do they make wife beaters in newborn size?

;)



:crybaby: Yeah - I hear there's a new store in L.A. (actually co-owned by Bobby Brown and Kevin Federline) called, "Beater Baby". They carry a whole line of newborn to 18 yrs of Wife Beaters - in all colours. Even tie-dye! They co-ordinate with the oversized, baggy pants, fake beard growth, earrings and bellyrings and baby Doc Martins! Very Hip!! :rofl:

She'll make a come-back when she's 50 and sing at casinos.



And poolhalls!!

I never gave much thought to Britney until she hooked up with Federline. He already had a girlfriend pregnant with their second child, but that didn't stop Britney or Kevin from getting together. I lost all respect for the both of them at that point.

I don't think she has much respect for the sanctity of marriage considering she got married on a lark once and it lasted two days. :rolleyes:



I'm with you all the way J!!! Doesn't speak much of a guy to do what he did. They say that 98% of marriages that occur out of an affair end in divorce.

And I LOVE Brent88's "Give A Damn" window!! That is brilliant!! :lol: Can we add that to the board's smiley listing??!!

And I LOVE Brent88's "Give A Damn" window!! That is brilliant!! :lol: Can we add that to the board's smiley listing??!!
That was Brent? I thought I got hacked. Ran computer scans like crazy. :lol:

Guess she finally realized that in order to wear shirts that say M.I.L.F you have to be an actual mother.

That was Brent? I thought I got hacked. Ran computer scans like crazy. :lol:

Yes... I actually got it off another site but it's clean. What happened to having the image directly in the post instead of a link?

Yes... I actually got it off another site but it's clean. What happened to having the image directly in the post instead of a link?You have to click the insert image button.

Yes... I actually got it off another site but it's clean. What happened to having the image directly in the post instead of a link?
I don't know. That's a question for TJ or Seth. It was weird...I was writing my post and your joke was right on top of where I was typing. I couldn't get rid of it and hadn't see your post.

You have to click the insert image button.

I did, and it showed up on my post as the picture. :confused: But when it got posted it was a link.

EW! I liked Britney better when she was with J. Timberlake! :mad: What the hell is wrong with her?

I don't know. That's a question for TJ or Seth. It was weird...I was writing my post and your joke was right on top of where I was typing. I couldn't get rid of it and hadn't see your post.


So you were serious!! I thought you were joking!! When I scrolled down, it did seem to be flying all over the screen, but then ended up in Brent's post. I got to admit, I had wondering what was going on for a second too until I read it.

I don't know about that insert image thingy - I thought I knew computers pretty good, but I've only had luck doing it once - and even at that, I thought it had failed until I went out of the thread and then back into it. Sure wish the guys could come up with some easier method for it!

EW! I liked Britney better when she was with J. Timberlake! :mad: What the hell is wrong with her?


Obviously she's got to learn the hard way....like Whitney is.....like Denise Richards......like Uma Thurman.

I might just start a "Britney Marriage Pool" where we can all guess the date of the separation announcement! :crazy:

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=187947&GT1=6428

stay tuned to Jerry Springer for more details in the coming months

I couldn't care less about theat whore. I hope her baby is a hariy monkey. I HATE BRITNEY SPEARS She is teaching young women that they have to wear next to nothing to be beautiful and thats not true. Her intials are BS for a reason. Bull****!!!

What I just dont understand is why Kevin would want ANOTHER kid.HE DOESN'T! And thats why he's depressed now.Poor thing :rolleyes:

What I just dont understand is why Kevin would want ANOTHER kid.HE DOESN'T! And thats why he's depressed now.Poor thing :rolleyes:


Actually I think someone should just sit him down and have a heart to heart about BIRTH CONTROL IDIOT!!!

She is teaching young women that they have to wear next to nothing to be beautiful and thats not true. Her intials are BS for a reason. Bull****!!!

she isn't teaching young women that. if they want to be dumb enough to copy her, than that's her and her parent's problem.

but anyway, good luck to britney.

It annoys me when people accuse Britney of encouraging young girls to dress like whores.Britney is a grown woman and can wear what she likes.Look at Paris Hilton! I have a 13 year old cousin who INSISTS everyone in the family calls her Paris.For her birthday she wants a dog like Miss Hilton.She is even dressing like Paris who I think is a bigger slut than Britney,and Britney has done something.Paris made a sex tape.PRAISE HER :rolleyes:

I couldn't care less about theat whore. I hope her baby is a hariy monkey. I HATE BRITNEY SPEARS She is teaching young women that they have to wear next to nothing to be beautiful and thats not true. Her intials are BS for a reason. Bull****!!!
she's not a whore.

Poor kid is going to be born half whore half ****** :(

:rofl:

I must say, Kevin sure has active little swimmers. As dumb as they must be though, it's amazing how they find eggs so easily.

Am I the only one who's happy for her? :p

:rofl:

I must say, Kevin sure has active little swimmers. As dumb as they must be though, it's amazing how they find eggs so easily.

:rofl:!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Britney is not a whore. A whore is someone who sleeps around with everyone. No one can 'prove' she sleeps around. Tabloids are tabloids. Not to mention shes 23 years old.. SHES YOUNG AND SHOULD BE ABLE TO DATE. She had Justin for 3 years, dated for a bit, made a stupid mistake and then got married. So now shes a whore? Right.

2. The kid will not come out '********', or 'half ********'. Using the word ******** for any kind of insult and not using the word for what it really is is just ignorant.

3. Britney does not make little girls dress like whores. Thirteen year old girls have parents, dont blame Britney that they dont have better control over their daughters.

4. Good luck to Britney <3

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Poor kid is going to be born half whore half ******

******? It's way too early to tell if her child is going to have a mental illness or not and if it did, the media would be all over it by now. And I haven't heard anything as of yet, so I doubt anyone else has. You know, there are a lot of people out there who can't help having mental illnesses and being handicapped for life. I'm sure you'd feel the same way if you had a family member who was mentally handicapped. So I'd appreciate it if you didn't use that word as if it's supposed to be some sort of insult, thanks.

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Am I the only one who's happy for her? :p

I am.I got nothing against Britney.I wish her all the best. :)

1. Britney is not a whore. A whore is someone who sleeps around with everyone. No one can 'prove' she sleeps around. Tabloids are tabloids. Not to mention shes 23 years old.. SHES YOUNG AND SHOULD BE ABLE TO DATE. She had Justin for 3 years, dated for a bit, made a stupid mistake and then got married. So now shes a whore? Right.

2. The kid will not come out '********', or 'half ********'. Using the word ******** for any kind of insult and not using the word for what it really is is just ignorant.

3. Britney does not make little girls dress like whores. Thirteen year old girls have parents, dont blame Britney that they dont have better control over their daughters.

4. Good luck to Britney <3

BRAVO!! Woo-hoo!! :clap: I like what you've said,and I agree.Lay off Britney!!

Am I the only one who's happy for her? :p

I'm just neutral. I don't care that she is or she isn't. Won't affect me any.

******? It's way too early to tell if her child is going to have a mental illness or not and if it did, the media would be all over it by now. And I haven't heard anything as of yet, so I doubt anyone else has. You know, there are a lot of people out there who can't help having mental illnesses and being handicapped for life. I'm sure you'd feel the same way if you had a family member who was mentally handicapped. So I'd appreciate it if you didn't use that word as if it's supposed to be some sort of insult, thanks.Uptight.

I was just joking. Everyone pleeasseee calm down.

I gotta defend my girl Brit! Plus it was like, 3am lasnight and I totally diva'd out :snob:

I gotta defend my girl Brit! Plus it was like, 3am lasnight and I totally diva'd out :snob:
:lol: That's okay. I got scared, though.

I actually like Britney and have always defended her when she gets criticized. It's just that she's changed SO much! Her skimpier outfits have gotten skimpier, her racy performances have gotten racier, she's becoming addicted to tattoos, she started smoking, and she used to stick up for her beliefs (i.e. God) and now she's become a victim of KABBALAH! I'm not trying to put down anyone who believes in that, but it's become a horrifying trend in Hollywood! Thank you Madonna!

Ugh, Britney deserves better than that wacko Kevin Federline. He doesn't look good and he seems like a J-E-R-K. Maybe he's the reason Britney's doing all that crap, like chain smoking.

But best of luck to the both of them, and that little baby too! :)

I actually like Britney and have always defended her when she gets criticized. It's just that she's changed SO much! Her skimpier outfits have gotten skimpier, her racy performances have gotten racier, she's becoming addicted to tattoos, she started smoking, and she used to stick up for her beliefs (i.e. God) and now she's become a victim of KABBALAH! I'm not trying to put down anyone who believes in that, but it's become a horrifying trend in Hollywood! Thank you Madonna!

Ugh, Britney deserves better than that wacko Kevin Federline. He doesn't look good and he seems like a J-E-R-K. Maybe he's the reason Britney's doing all that crap, like chain smoking.

But best of luck to the both of them, and that little baby too! :)

I hope she drops that smoking habit for the baby.

I fell the same way about Kevin. I mean, I'm not a fan of hers, but she's a pretty girl...and she gets that?! IMO, he's nothing but an ugly, uneducated loser who saw Britney as his meal ticket. I mean, she is more famous than the other woman he was with.

Uptight.

You always said you hated when people use "gay" as an insult. Well I hate it when people use the word ******.

1. Britney is not a whore. A whore is someone who sleeps around with everyone. No one can 'prove' she sleeps around. Tabloids are tabloids. Not to mention shes 23 years old.. SHES YOUNG AND SHOULD BE ABLE TO DATE. She had Justin for 3 years, dated for a bit, made a stupid mistake and then got married. So now shes a whore? Right.
um., hello, she is a hore cuz she l:eyes2:ks like 1 and iz a pop singer. y dont u learn how to judge ppl by their clothes b4 u jump 2 conclusions. :rolleyes:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0405/borowitz041505.php3


Britney's husband reproducing at an alarming rate

By Andy Borowitz

Explosion of Federlines is taxing world resources, experts fear

Two days after pop tart Britney Spears announced that she was pregnant with her first child, environmental experts around the globe warned that Ms. Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, is reproducing at an alarming rate.

Some of the world's most renowned experts in the field of ecology, attending a world environmental conference in Buenos Aires, said that by most measures Mr. Federline was reproducing at a pace that was not ecologically sustainable.

"Mr. Federline had two children by his fiancée, Shar Jackson, whom he left to hook up with Britney," said Dr. Zang Liangyong of Beijing University. "He has produced three offspring in short order, and we ignore this trend at our peril."

Another conference attendee, Dr. Torvald Vigeland of the University of Oslo, worried that if Mr. Federline continues to reproduce at such a torrid pace his offspring may eventually produce more greenhouse gases than most developing nations.

"I know I am not alone in saying this, but Kevin Federline may already be in violation of the Kyoto Treaty," Dr. Vigeland said.

In Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney said that a "looming Federline explosion" would put an even greater strain on the nation's petroleum reserves, making it "imperative" that the U.S. begin drilling for oil in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge at once. For his part, Mr. Federline, seemingly unruffled by the doomsday predictions that his unprecedented fertility has provoked, issued the following statement to the press: "Whatever."

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0405/borowitz041505.php3


Britney's husband reproducing at an alarming rate

By Andy Borowitz

Explosion of Federlines is taxing world resources, experts fear

Two days after pop tart Britney Spears announced that she was pregnant with her first child, environmental experts around the globe warned that Ms. Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, is reproducing at an alarming rate.

Some of the world's most renowned experts in the field of ecology, attending a world environmental conference in Buenos Aires, said that by most measures Mr. Federline was reproducing at a pace that was not ecologically sustainable.

"Mr. Federline had two children by his fiancée, Shar Jackson, whom he left to hook up with Britney," said Dr. Zang Liangyong of Beijing University. "He has produced three offspring in short order, and we ignore this trend at our peril."

Another conference attendee, Dr. Torvald Vigeland of the University of Oslo, worried that if Mr. Federline continues to reproduce at such a torrid pace his offspring may eventually produce more greenhouse gases than most developing nations.

"I know I am not alone in saying this, but Kevin Federline may already be in violation of the Kyoto Treaty," Dr. Vigeland said.

In Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney said that a "looming Federline explosion" would put an even greater strain on the nation's petroleum reserves, making it "imperative" that the U.S. begin drilling for oil in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge at once. For his part, Mr. Federline, seemingly unruffled by the doomsday predictions that his unprecedented fertility has provoked, issued the following statement to the press: "Whatever."

:rofl:

How true!!! That thing of his should be registered with the FBI as a dangerous weapon!! Contstantly armed and loaded!!! I wouldn't want to even shake hands with that guy!!! :lol:

:rofl:
That thing of his should be registered with the FBI as a dangerous weapon!! Contstantly armed and loaded!!!
:lol: That's so funny.

You always said you hated when people use "gay" as an insult. Well I hate it when people use the word ******.Sorry to have offended you.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0405/borowitz041505.php3


Britney's husband reproducing at an alarming rate

By Andy Borowitz

Explosion of Federlines is taxing world resources, experts fear

Two days after pop tart Britney Spears announced that she was pregnant with her first child, environmental experts around the globe warned that Ms. Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, is reproducing at an alarming rate.

Some of the world's most renowned experts in the field of ecology, attending a world environmental conference in Buenos Aires, said that by most measures Mr. Federline was reproducing at a pace that was not ecologically sustainable.

"Mr. Federline had two children by his fiancée, Shar Jackson, whom he left to hook up with Britney," said Dr. Zang Liangyong of Beijing University. "He has produced three offspring in short order, and we ignore this trend at our peril."

Another conference attendee, Dr. Torvald Vigeland of the University of Oslo, worried that if Mr. Federline continues to reproduce at such a torrid pace his offspring may eventually produce more greenhouse gases than most developing nations.

"I know I am not alone in saying this, but Kevin Federline may already be in violation of the Kyoto Treaty," Dr. Vigeland said.

In Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney said that a "looming Federline explosion" would put an even greater strain on the nation's petroleum reserves, making it "imperative" that the U.S. begin drilling for oil in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge at once. For his part, Mr. Federline, seemingly unruffled by the doomsday predictions that his unprecedented fertility has provoked, issued the following statement to the press: "Whatever."

:rofl:

He just has smart fishes. :p :lol:

um., hello, she is a hore cuz she l:eyes2:ks like 1 and iz a pop singer. y dont u learn how to judge ppl by their clothes b4 u jump 2 conclusions. :rolleyes:
Sowwy! Im new to this :clay:

:rofl:

How true!!! That thing of his should be registered with the FBI as a dangerous weapon!! Contstantly armed and loaded!!! I wouldn't want to even shake hands with that guy!!! :lol:

:rotflmao:

Let's hope he at least keeps it as a concealed weapon.

Kevin Federline is DUMB! I was watching this appearance he did on E a few hours ago and they asked him what it was like to be married to Britney Spears,and he said,"Cool and stuff". :rofl: If my husband said that I'd spew!

:rotflmao: Cool and stuff.

"Cool & stuff" - ooooo - now that's deep!! He really should write a biography. Sounds like it would be fascinating reading. Charlie Sheen could write the forward and then Kevin could write the one-chapter body!

Imagine some of the poetry he wooed Britney with?

Uh - I really like your boobs and stuff
Hold on, let me take another puff,
And hey, how 'bout we hookup
We'll down some beers from a plastic cup
I'll get married in a clean wife beater
I promise I won't be the same old cheater
'Cause your bank account is my ticket home
I'll knock you up and then I'll roam!

Aaahhh, young love..........

"Cool & stuff" - ooooo - now that's deep!! He really should write a biography. Sounds like it would be fascinating reading. Charlie Sheen could write the forward and then Kevin could write the one-chapter body!

Imagine some of the poetry he wooed Britney with?

Uh - I really like your boobs and stuff
Hold on, let me take another puff,
And hey, how 'bout we hookup
We'll down some beers from a plastic cup
I'll get married in a clean wife beater
I promise I won't be the same old cheater
'Cause your bank account is my ticket home
I'll knock you up and then I'll roam!

Aaahhh, young love..........

Oh my god Tripperfan thats brilliant!! :lol:

"Cool & stuff" - ooooo - now that's deep!! He really should write a biography. Sounds like it would be fascinating reading. Charlie Sheen could write the forward and then Kevin could write the one-chapter body!

Imagine some of the poetry he wooed Britney with?

Uh - I really like your boobs and stuff
Hold on, let me take another puff,
And hey, how 'bout we hookup
We'll down some beers from a plastic cup
I'll get married in a clean wife beater
I promise I won't be the same old cheater
'Cause your bank account is my ticket home
I'll knock you up and then I'll roam!

Aaahhh, young love..........
:rofl: OMG! Ahahaha.

"Cool & stuff" - ooooo - now that's deep!! He really should write a biography. Sounds like it would be fascinating reading. Charlie Sheen could write the forward and then Kevin could write the one-chapter body!

Imagine some of the poetry he wooed Britney with?

Uh - I really like your boobs and stuff
Hold on, let me take another puff,
And hey, how 'bout we hookup
We'll down some beers from a plastic cup
I'll get married in a clean wife beater
I promise I won't be the same old cheater
'Cause your bank account is my ticket home
I'll knock you up and then I'll roam!

Aaahhh, young love..........

LOL!!!!

Its too funny,sad and true.

Kevin Federline is DUMB! I was watching this appearance he did on E a few hours ago and they asked him what it was like to be married to Britney Spears,and he said,"Cool and stuff". If my husband said that I'd spew!

"Cool & stuff" - ooooo - now that's deep!! He really should write a biography. Sounds like it would be fascinating reading. Charlie Sheen could write the forward and then Kevin could write the one-chapter body!

Imagine some of the poetry he wooed Britney with?

Uh - I really like your boobs and stuff
Hold on, let me take another puff,
And hey, how 'bout we hookup
We'll down some beers from a plastic cup
I'll get married in a clean wife beater
I promise I won't be the same old cheater
'Cause your bank account is my ticket home
I'll knock you up and then I'll roam!

Aaahhh, young love..........

:rofl: KEVIN FEDERLINE'S AN IDIOT!!

Britney is having a baby girl.

Great....better not let Federline get too close to her.

(yes - I know its a groaner, but wouldn't necessarily put it past....) :rolleyes:

Britney is having a baby girl.

I read that was just a rumor. *shrugs*

I read that she was definetly having a girl and she was due in September.

Well I don't know if her having a girl is a rumor or not. If she does have a girl, she'll be able to pass on her MILF In Training tank top. :rolleyes:

Well I don't know if her having a girl is a rumor or not. If she does have a girl, she'll be able to pass on her MILF In Training tank top. :rolleyes:
God, I hope the kid will be able to inherit more sense than that... inherit it from where, i'm not sure

God, I hope the kid will be able to inherit more sense than that... inherit it from where, i'm not sure
If anything it'll have to be from Britney, sad enough. Not that she has a whole lot, but there's no ****ing way she's getting any brains from that Kevin tard.

Big Deal! She married the Sperminator! Is that her career now? :mumble:

Big Deal! She married the Sperminator!

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