whats your favorite? i cant think of my favorite! they're all great!


pat

i cant think of my favorite! they're all great!


Yes, they are!!!

One I thought of right away---

Dorothy:It's really coming down out there.
Rose:What's coming down?
Dorothy:The Liberace marquee at Caesar's palace.

Here's one of my favorites:

Dorothy:"Barry was the one I wanted to be the first."
Rose:"The first where?"
Dorothy:"On Mars, Rose! My first lover."
Rose:"Oh."

That gets me everytime. I am sure more will come to me. :lol:

There are so many, i cant think of my favorite, but one that is really funny is where Blanch is talking about changing a baby's diaper a refers to the penis as a ewhue* I think the scene went something like this


Blanche: ....I would always forget to point his uhue* south
Rose: Whats an uwhue?
Dorothy: A chocolate milk shake.
Rose: I never had one of those.

Im sure I dont have the scene right, but hopefully you know which one im talking about

A couple of the best........


DOROTHY: The most romantic thing that ever happened to me was when Stan proposed. He took me to a very expensive restaurant. I went to the powder room and when I returned there was an open bottle of don par ion and two long stem glasses. Stan gave me a coy smile, I winked at him, we clinked the glasses, and downed the Champaign in one gulp…. And it didn’t go down smoothly. Later, Stan had told me that he put the engagement ring in the bottom on the bottle. It turned up 3 days later.
ROSE: Where did it turn up Dorothy?
DOROTHY: On the home shopping network, Rose.


DOROTHY: Stan and I stopped having marital relations. I completely cut off his sex.
ROSE: You mean it grows back?
DOROTHY: Yes, Rose. He’s a lizard. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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any more you can think of?

sorry, i love their conversations together, but just cant think of any. but once you guys replied, they came back to me.


pat

Well this conversation between Rose and Dorothy is probably one of the most classic ones -

DOROTHY: Well, they'll be O.K. They just need an aphrodisiac.

ROSE: An African what?

DOROTHY: An aphrodisiac. It's a substance that's supposed to make you feel sexy. Kind of like Spanish fly.

ROSE: Spanish flies?

DOROTHY: Fly, Rose. One fly.

ROSE: Oh, come on Dorothy. I've been to Spain, it's not the cleanest country in the world....

DOROTHY: It is not a fly, Rose.

ROSE: Spanish fly isn't a fly?

DOROTHY: No.

ROSE: Then what is it?

DOROTHY: It's a beatle.

ROSE: That call it a fly but it's really a beatle?

DOROTHY: Yes.

ROSE: Well then how do they know that it's spanish?

DOROTHY: Because it wears a little sombrero, Rose!!!!!!!!

ROSE: Why don't they just call it a beatle... a spanish beatle?

DOROTHY: Because they call it spanish fly!

ROSE: Well, then what do they call their flies?

DOROTHY: I DON'T CARE!!!!!! I DON'T CARE, ROSE!!!!! Just don't EVER mention spanish fly to me ever again!!!!!

Thats the one, thats my favorite one in the whole series. Im glad someone mentioned that one, i cant believe it slipped my mind

Another moment I love almost as much, but i dont know if this counts as a stupid rose comment with a wise dorothy remark, but the scene about being in denial. if anyone knows that line for line they should post it. Thanks

Oh yeah! That was a good one too!

Dorothy: Rose, I am not in denial.
Rose: Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.
Dorothy: I am not denying I'm in denial.
Rose: If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.
Dorothy: Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.

Here's some more -

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Dorothy: Take if from the top, Rose.
Rose: That sounds so professional!
Dorothy: Okay, Rose, tickle the ivories.
Rose: Goochie goochie goo!
Dorothy: Rose, play or die!

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Dorothy: The only thing me and Eddie have in common is under the sheets.
Rose: What's under the sheets?
Dorothy: His cappuccino maker, Rose.

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Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Like no one else.

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Rose: We had a pig once. All the male pigs loved her. Oh, she was very beautiful. She got pregnant, and we never knew who the father was.
Dorothy: Oh my God, Rose. What did you do on Father's Day?!?!?!?

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Rose: What on earth would you do with a mechanical bull?!
Dorothy: Introduce him to a mechanical cow, Rose.

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Dorothy [to Rose]: Listen, do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?
Rose: No. But you do look like the woman who used to drive it.

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[Dorothy, looking for Sophia]
Dorothy: Has she come down yet?
Rose: Who?
Dorothy: Amelia Earhart, Rose!

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Rose: How did you set off the alarm?
Dorothy: Cigarette.
Rose: Oh, no thank you. I don't smoke. Now how did you set off the alarm?
Dorothy: I smoked a cigarette, you amoeba!

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Rose [ready to tell one of her stories]: I remember the time when –
Dorothy: Excuse me Rose, do I have the time to go run out and get hit by a bus?

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Rose: You... you... you rude person!
Dorothy: Go easy on him, Rose.

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Rose: I don't understand.
Dorothy: You should have that printed on a T-shirt.

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Rose: Whenever a new family would move into St. Olaf, we'd all hop on the tractor and ride out to the new neighbour's farm, thirty or forty of us carrying smoked fish and big pitchers full of freshly squeezed potato juice, while cousin Dag played 'Getting To Know You' through the hole in his windpipe.
Dorothy: Tell me, Rose, did you ever accompany him through the hole in your HEAD?!

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[Rose is using her nose to play a tune on a tiny piano, designed for a chicken. Dorothy walks in, sees that]

Dorothy: Rose, do you know off-hand if nine-one-one is the number to call for a strait jacket?
Rose: Dorothy, I can explain...
Dorothy: I know you can, that's the scary part!

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[Dorothy hurt her foot while dancing, a tumour resulted from it]
Dorothy: The doctor says I have to have surgery.
Rose: Surgery, what for?
Dorothy: For KICKS, Rose!

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Rose: I am the smartest person in the world!
Dorothy: And I am the pigme queen!

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they're all hilarious. they are coming back to me.


thanks

i got one:


(practicing for a talent show)

rose- Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice, Miami is nice, Miami is nice, Miami is nice.
dorothy- Wait a second, thats 3 times
rose- It hurts the lyrics if you only say it twice.
dorothy- Well you cant say Miami is nice so I'll say it twice.
rose- Well then how about this, Miami is nice, so I'll say it thrice!
dorothy- Who the hell says thrice?
rose- Its a word
dorothy- So is interuterin! But you dont put it in a song!


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