Here we all post quotes from any episode of "Frasier." You have to guess which character said it, and which episode it is from. :) And if anyone gets stuck, there's a certain site called the "Frasier Files" which might prove very helpful. :)

Okay, here's mine:

"All right, stop it! Get a grip! You're not being asked to do anything that none of us hasn't done before in our own kitchens, in our own homes. Now quick, Niles, kill five eels!"

You should have posted this on the Frasier board -_-

You should have posted this on the Frasier board -_-

:yeahthat:

Ah. Sorry. I posted it here because it's technically a game, but I can see it probably would be more appropriate on the Frasier board...can moderators move topics? If they can, maybe one of them could move it to the Frasier board?

Ah. Sorry. I posted it here because it's technically a game, but I can see it probably would be more appropriate on the Frasier board...can moderators move topics? If they can, maybe one of them could move it to the Frasier board?

It's alright, and yeah you should ask Janice to move it :D

Ah. Sorry. I posted it here because it's technically a game, but I can see it probably would be more appropriate on the Frasier board...can moderators move topics? If they can, maybe one of them could move it to the Frasier board?
I can see your point though :) Like Mackenzie said, ask Janice to move it for you :)

Not a problem. It's on its way to the Frasier board.

Is it the episode where Frasier and Niles buy a restaurant?

I'm 99% positive its "The Innkeepers" Episode 23 of Season 2 (the one where Frasier and Niles buy a restaurant :D )


Now I've got one. I think its pretty easy :p : (Don't forget to guess the character)

"I had a lovely time pitbull!" :lol:

Yes, it is "The Innkeepers" - well done ph1l and Alexs gal. And I think yours was from episode fourteen of season one, "Can't Buy Me Love", right? Daphne says it to Bulldog.

Here's mine:

"But I can't be in Canada! I'm not allowed to leave the United States!"

And I think yours was from episode fourteen of season one, "Can't Buy Me Love", right? Daphne says it to Bulldog.

Here's mine:

"But I can't be in Canada! I'm not allowed to leave the United States!"

Daphne says it, and its in the episode "Travels with Martin" Season 1.

Okay here's mine:

"How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!"

Frasier, in sleeping with the enemy.

"It' oover"?

That quote is Niles in episode 22 of Season 1 "Author, Author"

My turn:

"I'll get him. And his little dog too."

Frasier in Space Quest

"Last night I actually had a dream my flour sack was abducted and the kidnapper started sending me muffins in the mail."

Is it the one where Niles uses a sack of flour as a surrogate baby.

Its Niles in Flour Child


"Look out, he's got a nug"

Is it the one where Frasier puts on an old style radio play?

Yes, you're right, ph1l. The episode is called "Ham Radio."

Here's mine:

"I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, who called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!"

Hmm, not so sure on this one. Is it the one where two plumbers come to fix the toilet and turn out to be bullies of Fasier and Niles in their school days?

Hmm, not so sure on this one. Is it the one where two plumbers come to fix the toilet and turn out to be bullies of Fasier and Niles in their school days?

No its the one where Frasier is having the mayor and some other important ppl over for dinner. They try to move Martin's chair but Niles drops it and it makes a dent in the floor. Martin says its nothing but Frasier insists they hire someone to fix it. What ends up happening is that the contractors find fault above fault wrong witrh the apartment and eventually they leave just in time. JUST CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE EPISODE THO!! :mad:

Yes, you got it right Alexs gal. It's called "Kisses Sweeter than Wine."

I love the part at the end, where one of the builders (Bruce) steps out of the bathroom just as Frasier is welcoming all these important people to his home, and then they see Bruce, who is dressed disgustingly, is covered in sweat patches, and who it is hinted smells very disgusting.

Yes, you got it right Alexs gal. It's called "Kisses Sweeter than Wine."

I love the part at the end, where one of the builders (Bruce) steps out of the bathroom just as Frasier is welcoming all these important people to his home, and then they see Bruce, who is dressed disgustingly, is covered in sweat patches, and who it is hinted smells very disgusting.

LoL that was so funny! :lol: Can I post a quote next?

"Now I know all the wonderful qualities my baby will have. A sunny disposition, a great sense of humor...a nose like an ANT-EATER!"

I'm not sure of the title but isn't that the one where Roz meets the parents of Alice's father?

Mine--

"Hey Duke, I can't talk right now, I'm in the twilight zone."

or something like that!! ;)

I'm not sure of the title but isn't that the one where Roz meets the parents of Alice's father?

Mine--

"Hey Duke, I can't talk right now, I'm in the twilight zone."

or something like that!! ;)

I don't know where your quote is from, but you're right. The episode is called "Roz and the Schnoz" or something. :p

"Hey Duke, I can't talk right now, I'm in the twilight zone."

or something like that!! ;)

It's from the episode "Mixed Doubles" from Season 4.

mine:

"Daphne, you can't go. You have to stay. I've only just recently realized how important you are to us. You see, if you go, Dad and I will kill each other. I'm not just tossing out hyperbole here. I'm speaking in the most literal sense. Dad and I – both dead! Only he'll be lying there with a bacteria-ridden sponge protruding from his mouth like a bloated tongue."

Is it the one where Frasier keeps getting caught in Daphne's room?

Mine: A gecko's brain is only this big.
Yeah, but a cricket's brain is only this big.

"The First Temptation of Daphne" - Season 9.

Here's mine:

"Niles, I don't have time to listen to your insanity! I've got to go steal a get-well card from a kidney patient!"

Is it the one where Frasier talks Martin in to visiting a sick partner of his in hospital who is no longer on speaking terms?

No, but you were close. You had the right season. :) It's from the episode "Flour Child", where Niles is carrying around a bag of flour, pretending it's a baby.

Here's another one:

"The Cranes of Maine have got your 'Living Brain.'"

"The First Temptation of Daphne" - Season 9.

Here's mine:

"Niles, I don't have time to listen to your insanity! I've got to go steal a get-well card from a kidney patient!"

OMG, that is probably my favorite line from the whole show!!!! I know that was when Frasier signed a get well card and thought it was a birthday card, and he had written something like "You're not getting older, you're just get one year closer to death!!"

"The Cranes of Maine have your living brain"-- that's a Christmas episode where Frasier got the wrong package for Frederick. He got a package meant for Franklin Crane in Kennebunkport. Frasier is all frustrated he didn't get the gifts that he ordered for Frederick, so Frasier says "Do you know what this means?" and Niles replies with "The Cranes....

Mine--

"This is a recipe for disaster. You've got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a Gothic mansion on a rainy night. All that's missing is someone shouting 'Heathcliff' across the moors."

Is it the one where Niles and Daphne end up together in his home on a dark and stormy night and Frasier worries Niles won't be able to control himself and most of all, Niles' musical clock springs back to life?

Mine:
It was not Shaw, it was Oscar Wilde - did you even open a book at Harvard?