My Mum told me this a few hours ago.

Whats a Schizu?

I say,A dog.

Mum says,No.

I say,Yes,its a dog.

Mum says,Not it isn't,and laughs.

I say,its a f__king dog!

Mum says,No its a zoo with no animals in it.

:rofl:

(S.h.i.t Z.oo)

lol

Hehehe that made me laugh :D