I hate answering the phone because alot of times at home our phone rings
and the caller hangs up. I usually ignore it since we have Caller ID but
sometimes it makes me so mad that I want to pick the phone and scream
at the caller!,I also hate when they call you,(e.g,Telemarketers,doctor's
receptionists,telephone company reps,etc.) and if you're Hispanic they
start talking to you in Spanish. You ask them to please speak English,
and they say ''Oh you know English!,How wonderful!''.Ergggh,this makes
me so mad. Does this happen to anyone else here? :mad:

reminds me of the hispanic idiot who could hardly speak english and called us at about 11 pm. i transcribed it because it was so funny.

Me: hello?
Guy: CELIA!
Me: huh?
Guy: (starts talking really fast)
Me: what?
Guy: is this celia?
Me: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: celia! (blabbers on in spanish)
Me: you have the wrong number.
Guy: (says something else really fast)
Me: what?
(my dad picks up the other phone)
Dad: hello?
Guy: is this celia?
Dad: no, you have the wrong number.
Guy: where are you, celia?
Dad: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! *hangs up*

Lol,safety pin.

I really hate the telephone to be honest.Mine seems to ring at the most inconvenient of times.I was at home one weekend and 14 year old brother's female admirer called and thought she'd have some fun with me,until I had some fun with her.She obviously didn't know I had caller ID,and could trace her call,dumb b*tch.So I called her back,and left my phone off the hook,and she couldn't hang up,or ring anyone else,and an hour later I went back to the phone and she was saying,"Can you please hang up,who is this? I'm calling the police!"
It was hilarious.

I often tell prank callers that I'm a police officer and it scares them because
I imitate an officer's voice so well!, Anyways I love to scare them. But if
it's ever a threatening call then I let the cops deal it.