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8SRLVR
03-27-2005, 11:32 PM
I heard that Ashlee Simpson's upcoming project will be based off of '80s music. This is a move similar to Gwen Stefani's "Love. Angel. Music. Baby." If you had to name Ashlee Simpson's new album, what would it be called?

Lady T
03-27-2005, 11:33 PM
I heard that Ashlee Simpson's upcoming project will be based off of '80s music. This is a move similar to Gwen Stefani's "Love. Angel. Music. Baby." If you had to name Ashlee Simpson's new album, what would it be called?


Oh...My Gawd...This Album....Totally...Sucks!!!

Steve M.
03-27-2005, 11:33 PM
I heard that Ashlee Simpson's upcoming project will be based off of '80s music. This is a move similar to Gwen Stefani's "Love. Angel. Music. Baby." If you had to name Ashlee Simpson's new album, what would it be called?


CRAP! :p :lol:

TJL
03-28-2005, 02:06 AM
"Strike Two."

Steve M.
03-28-2005, 11:39 AM
Here's another possible title - "CD Jewel Box With Free Beverage Coaster Inside!" :lol:

Sterling Holobyte
03-28-2005, 12:08 PM
How about "Milli Vanilli revisited". ;)

dlemond
03-28-2005, 12:08 PM
STINKFEST

Dean Winchester
03-28-2005, 01:14 PM
is it me or is she rushing this album out? her last cd only came out about 6 months ago, I'm sure the fans aren't quite beating at your door begging for new material like if it's been 12 years since we last heard you

TJL
03-28-2005, 01:26 PM
is it me or is she rushing this album out? her last cd only came out about 6 months ago, I'm sure the fans aren't quite beating at your door begging for new material like if it's been 12 years since we last heard you

Music fans are fickle, especially young ones. You gotta strike while the iron is hot, becasue a year from now, your fans might have outgrown you.

Dean Winchester
03-28-2005, 01:29 PM
Music fans are fickle, especially young ones. You gotta strike while the iron is hot, becasue a year from now, your fans might have outgrown you.

didn't Ashlee's teenybopper fans abandon her after SNL as it was?

TJL
03-28-2005, 01:39 PM
didn't Ashlee's teenybopper fans abandon her after SNL as it was?

It's hard to say. I know a few of her fans here at Sitcoms Online didn't seem to mind her little mishap.

Cactus Jack
03-28-2005, 02:18 PM
How about?

The Gigli Of MUsic Albums or

I Cant Sing

dlemond
03-28-2005, 02:25 PM
Ear Vomit: The Musical

Dutabi84
03-28-2005, 02:36 PM
An Aural Epidemic

Hollow
03-28-2005, 03:20 PM
"even ****tier: confessions of jessica's coat tail rider"

Steve M.
03-28-2005, 05:43 PM
is it me or is she rushing this album out? her last cd only came out about 6 months ago, I'm sure the fans aren't quite beating at your door begging for new material like if it's been 12 years since we last heard you


In the sixties, most artists would put out albums less than six months apart. But then they had the quality to back up the quantity! ;)

Hollow
03-28-2005, 06:35 PM
is it me or is she rushing this album out? her last cd only came out about 6 months ago, I'm sure the fans aren't quite beating at your door begging for new material like if it's been 12 years since we last heard you
ugh she is. maybe she wrote songs about excuses as to why she sucks so much ass at singing and attempting to deceive the public and can't wait to release it. probably called something idiotic like "in your face". on her show, she talked about how "autobiography" was the perfect song to perform at the AMAs to everyone slamming her over SNL the night before. "you think you know me? what others tell you won't be true.. i'm a bad ass girl .. you wanna wanna mess with me!??!" what a loser.

*MIBabe03*
03-28-2005, 07:44 PM
Craptacular.

Cactus Jack
03-28-2005, 08:34 PM
How about "Ashlee Simpson Has No Voice"

Dean Winchester
03-28-2005, 10:03 PM
here are some future Ashlee album titles

"The $13.99 Ashlee Simpson Frisbee That You Can Play In Your Stereo"

"Music To Flush In The Toilet"

"I Envy The Deaf"

Hollow
03-28-2005, 10:32 PM
here are some future Ashlee album titles

"The $13.99 Ashlee Simpson Frisbee That You Can Play In Your Stereo"

"Music To Flush In The Toilet"

"I Envy The Deaf"
:lol:

as someone once said, "Ashlee, think of the children who can hear."

vienna waits
03-28-2005, 10:36 PM
i think the same people who hated her before hated her more. Many fans still liked her.

8SRLVR
03-29-2005, 12:56 AM
Here's My Ideas...

1) "Confessions of a Wannabe Rock Star"
2) "My Life: Chapter 2"
3) "Ashlee Simpson Presents The Secret Confessions of Punky Popstar"
4) "I Love You Jessica, But There's A New Simpson In Town"