I found some of these amusing :lol:

http://www.crazythoughts.com/

they all have answers...

they all have answers...

Cool..lets hear them

Some of em have answers but not all of them do

Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
um...I was never given fireworks as a child, and a decent parent wouldn't give them to their children either
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? according to the goverment they are vegetables, realisitcly, they are fruits.
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color? because the dye pigment is imbedded into skin cells along with the lotion
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? no
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? no
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? its an expression
Whats a question with no answer called? rhetorical question
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? by the people who don't want you to walk on their grass
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? decoration
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? both.
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? no
Do bald people get dandruff? yes
Why doesn't baking soda freeze? because of it's chemical makeup
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? that's like against rule number one of genie wishing and there are no genies
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? depends on the recipie


i dont feel like doing anymore

^Good effort.

Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
um...I was never given fireworks as a child, and a decent parent wouldn't give them to their children either
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? according to the goverment they are vegetables, realisitcly, they are fruits.
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color? because the dye pigment is imbedded into skin cells along with the lotion
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? no
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? no
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? its an expression
Whats a question with no answer called? rhetorical question
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? by the people who don't want you to walk on their grass
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? decoration
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? both.
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? no
Do bald people get dandruff? yes
Why doesn't baking soda freeze? because of it's chemical makeup
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? that's like against rule number one of genie wishing and there are no genies
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? depends on the recipie


i dont feel like doing anymore
Thats only some of them :lol:

Thats only some of them :lol:
the only reasoni stopped is because im lazy..find me a question that has no answer

Rhetorical question's actually have answers.

i have more answers

When French people swear do they say pardon my English? no, we're the only ones that say things like that.

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? yes but those who wait would consider what's leftover a good thing.

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? obviously, that's why it's called the FIRE LANE.

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? nobody ever said they were. it's an expression.

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? no

Are marbles made of marble? they originally were, that's why they were named marbles.

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? it doesn't always.

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) nobody would even bother to think of that, they'd just be happy they lived.

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? because they needed something to rhyme with "pony" in the song and that sounded sort of creative back then.

we're just doing this for fun and to prove they do have answers :lol: if you don't like it, don't read it.

I have some that none of you people have answered yet:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I'm going to squish those dangly things and drink whatever comes out"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt"

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? This isn't even funny.


Since when is that an answer? :grr:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I'm going to squish those dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" If you are so interested in an answer, read a Farmer's Almanac.

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt." If you have the time, you might could try researching it. If I wanted to know, I might research it. That information is fairly worthless.

Those arent even answers! :lol: Your basically saying there "I have no idea and im just trying to sound like I do." :lol:


And god I got over the whole answer thing a long time ago

What if I am? It isn't really any of your business. That wasn't very mature about the way you started crying around and complaining. That's about the same as your accusations against me saying I don't know what I am talking about.
Oh good god i wasnt "crying and complaining". I was having fun and got over the answers thing until you came in trying to act cool

And besides, the point of this thread isnt to TRY and answer it, its to ANSWER it if you know the answer.

You still are.

:crysoup: :crysoup:

I have as much of right to post my opinion. You should know you can recieve either negative or positive answers, and we usually try to joke around until someone starts.

Have a nice day :)
Did you read my above post? If you didnt, you should. It said this

Oh good god i wasnt "crying and complaining". I was having fun and got over the answers thing until you came in trying to act cool

And besides, the point of this thread isnt to TRY and answer it, its to ANSWER it if you know the answer


Please read posts before you go jumping down peoples throats

And I deleted my above post where you accused me of "crying and complaining"- proving that i dont care anymore and im over it. Hopefully you'll read this post

I did read it. You made some nice edits too. :) :confused: I'm not allowed to edit my post?

You just edited it and added in "trying to look cool."

This is so fun. Good hilarity. :)
Uh, no i didnt. I copied and pasted that post right into the other. I cant edit my posts? Thats what the "edit" button is for. Sometimes I like to add things to my statement. Sue me

oh lordy... Joe didn't do anything wrong..