The show was famous for its one-liners, quotes, and sacastic remarks. Post some of your favorites. Some of mine off the top of my head are:
SOPHIA: "Was that a plumber?"
DOROTHY: "No, Ma, no. It was a little girl selling girl scout toilets."

ROSE: "they wrote the best-selling book, 'If I Have all the Cheese I Want, Why am I So Unhappy?'."

SOPHIA to BLANCHE: "Back off you 50-year old matress."

BLANCHE: "I wonder if you can collect social security at..49...50."
DOROTHY: "49, 50, what is that Blanche, the address of the social security building?"

DOROTHY: "I could've been living in a swinging condo instead of with......oh I better not say anything until I've had my coffee....(sip)...a slut and a moron."

ROSE: "Back in St. Olaf........."

STAN: "Hi, it's me, Stan."
DOROTHY: "Stanley, what the hell do you want?"

Well I could go on and on, and I'm sure I'm forgetting some of my favorites, but I'm sure somebody has so more to post!lol

Hereare just a few of mine...

Rose: So, Jerry, ever dress up like a horse?
Jerry: No, but thank you for asking!

Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing up?
Sophia: Someone left the lock off my cage.

Rose: Now, I'm going to sing an old Minnesota farm song I used to sing as a little girl entitled, "I Never Thought I'd Grow a Hair There"....

Dororthy: You're a furry gnome and we feed you too much!

Dorothy: Listen up, you withered old Sicilian monkey!

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"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!" - Jo
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"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to peple and all that stuff!" - Jo
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"...you may have read the new best-selling book, 'If I Have All the Cheese I Want, Why Am I Still Unhappy?'" - Rose Nylund
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"Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" - Dorothy Zbornak
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"I've got PMS and I've got a gun - any questions?" - Jinny Extead