ABlairican Pie
03-07-2005, 03:19 PM
That's what I'm expecting that ad at the top to say.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN:
GHOSTS GONE WILD!!!!
Watch RAW FOOTAGE of departed spirits from the netherworld lift off their sheets and show all!!! Or nothing!!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!!
DEAD MEN AND WOMEN BEHAVING BADLY!!!!
UNCENSORED!!! RATED X FOR EX-PERSON!!! EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL!!! EXTRA-GROOVY!!! LIBERATED FROM THEIR BODIES AND THEIR CLOTHES!!! IN THE UNDERWORLD THE KEGGER NEVER RUNS DRY!!!
When Hell runs out of room, the dead will party!!! And YOU'RE INVITED!!!
TO ORDER YOUR VIDEO OR DVD CALL THE TOLL-FREE NUMBER AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN--OPERATORS AND MORTICIANS ARE STANDING BY!! HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD HANDY FOR EXPRESS DELIVERY!!! You must certify that you are 18 and still living. DO IT TODAY!!!
:rock: party: :cheers:
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN:
GHOSTS GONE WILD!!!!
Watch RAW FOOTAGE of departed spirits from the netherworld lift off their sheets and show all!!! Or nothing!!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!!
DEAD MEN AND WOMEN BEHAVING BADLY!!!!
UNCENSORED!!! RATED X FOR EX-PERSON!!! EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL!!! EXTRA-GROOVY!!! LIBERATED FROM THEIR BODIES AND THEIR CLOTHES!!! IN THE UNDERWORLD THE KEGGER NEVER RUNS DRY!!!
When Hell runs out of room, the dead will party!!! And YOU'RE INVITED!!!
TO ORDER YOUR VIDEO OR DVD CALL THE TOLL-FREE NUMBER AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN--OPERATORS AND MORTICIANS ARE STANDING BY!! HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD HANDY FOR EXPRESS DELIVERY!!! You must certify that you are 18 and still living. DO IT TODAY!!!
:rock: party: :cheers: