How come Wally asked his mother (of all people) if he could get a tattoo? Shouldn't he have known his mother would hit the ceiling over such an idea?

Wally's request also suggests there was a tattoo parlor in Mayfield. I'm adding a tattoo parlor to our list of shops and stores in Mayfield.

If Wally had gotten a tattoo, where do you think he should have placed it? pig: