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jehobden
03-02-2005, 09:04 PM
I saw this game on The Dick Van Dyke Show board, and I think I have a good quote to start it here. Based on the quote, guess who said it to whom in which episode. Then give another quote for someone else to guess. Here's the first:

"You must be part camel!"

Have fun! :)

KayEn78
03-02-2005, 10:36 PM
Doug Simpson said that in "The Subject Was Noses" after Marcia took a drink from the water fountain. She had been hiding her swollen nose all day. :)
-Kristi

KayEn78
03-02-2005, 11:41 PM
Okay, now I have to think of a quote....

Who said this?

"You caught me at a bad time, I usually have three or four (girls)."

Good luck!
-Kristi

cootiebug
03-03-2005, 01:55 AM
Who said "NOBODY UP THERE DIGS ME"

Vegas Girl
03-03-2005, 07:31 AM
Wow, this is harder than I thought.

falc04
03-03-2005, 02:25 PM
Who said "NOBODY UP THERE DIGS ME"

Skip Farnum in "And Now A Word From Our Sponsor"

Who said "And if you don't believe me, I don't want anything from you ever again!"

falc04
03-03-2005, 02:29 PM
Okay, now I have to think of a quote....

Who said this?

"You caught me at a bad time, I usually have three or four (girls)."

Good luck!
-Kristi

Would that have been Greg to Kerry, in "Cyrano De Bardy"?

I'll pass on another quote, since I already posed one....

KayEn78
03-03-2005, 07:18 PM
You are correct! It was Greg to Kerry in Cynaro DeBrady. :) Good job! I don't who said the third quote (the one after the Skip Farnum one).
-Kristi

Vegas Girl
03-03-2005, 07:53 PM
Who said "And if you don't believe me, I don't want anything from you ever again!"

This one I know. Marcia said it when she was accused of drawing a picture making fun of her teacher.

OKCRay
03-04-2005, 04:26 AM
You're right, Vegas Girl. However the quote actually went like this.

Marcia (to her parents): "You don't believe me either... and if you don't, then I don't want a party, or ANYTHING EVER FROM YOU!!!"

OKCRay
03-04-2005, 04:28 AM
Ok, now who said this quote:

"I'll put a stop to this myself... look Hazel, why don't you knock it off?"

cootiebug
03-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Ok, now who said this quote:

"I'll put a stop to this myself... look Hazel, why don't you knock it off?"

Imogene Coca in the episode where Jan meets her supposedly look alike aunt.(not sure what the name of the episode was)

jehobden
03-04-2005, 08:23 PM
You're right, Vegas Girl. However the quote actually went like this.

Marcia (to her parents): "You don't believe me either... and if you don't, then I don't want a party, or ANYTHING EVER FROM YOU!!!"

As she tears up and starts running up the stairs, the background music swells, and we go to commercial. :)

Now here's another: "What a sweet unselfish little girl..."

OKCRay
03-05-2005, 04:46 AM
Nice work, Cootiebug, that was indeed Imogene Coca as Aunt Jenny, after her secretary interrupted her one too many times during her oriental tea ceremony and dinner.

boechsner
03-09-2005, 02:26 AM
As she tears up and starts running up the stairs, the background music swells, and we go to commercial. :)

Now here's another: "What a sweet unselfish little girl..."

Well that of course is Hal Smith who plays the Santa Claus in The Voice of Christmas. He says that to Cindy after she asks for Carol's voice to come back for Christmas.

My turn:

"I just gave Mr. Dimsdale, $100 non-returnable dollars!"

Vegas Girl
03-09-2005, 07:27 AM
My turn:

"I just gave Mr. Dimsdale, $100 non-returnable dollars!"

I believe that was Greg. He gave some money to a recording studio.


Who said: "Well, you did have some help, you know". ?

KayEn78
03-09-2005, 09:09 PM
Greg said that after finding out that Peter's voice was changing.
-Kristi

Mijada
03-11-2005, 02:04 PM
Who said: "Well, you did have some help, you know". ?
Carol said that in the Grand Canyon Ep after the Indian grandfather told Mr. Brady he had a large tribe.

Who said: "At last I have the pleasure of making your aquaintance"

OKCRay
03-19-2005, 04:01 AM
I believe that was Greg. He gave some money to a recording studio.


Who said: "Well, you did have some help, you know". ?

That was Marcia, responding to Molly Weber who started getting a swelled head after her transformation. Molly then replied, "Marcia, it doesn't matter how I got there, the point is I've arrived!"

OKCRay
03-19-2005, 04:02 AM
Who said: "At last I have the pleasure of making your aquaintance"

Cindy said that to Tommy Jamison, believing that he was her secret admirer.

Vegas Girl
03-19-2005, 11:04 AM
That was Marcia, responding to Molly Weber who started getting a swelled head after her transformation. Molly then replied, "Marcia, it doesn't matter how I got there, the point is I've arrived!"

That was the one I had in mind.

falc04
04-18-2005, 02:33 PM
Okay...time to start this thread up again.


Which Brady said, while looking at a book title:

"The Flora and The Fauna"

SKay
05-06-2005, 08:55 AM
Carol said that when putting the book in the box for charity (Marcia's diary episode).

Who said "You'd better get some more of those little diapers ready"?

nerrad
05-06-2005, 10:18 AM
Damn, that IS hard. And I used to watch it all the time. I don't the quote above, but how about these.

"We're brothers"

"Brothers"?

jehobden
05-07-2005, 12:38 AM
"We're brothers"

"Brothers"?

Dwayne, Steve, & Matt Kelly from "Kelly's Kids".

How about this one? It's one of my favs.

"Has anyone ever told you your mommy dresses you funny?"

MischievousSpirit
05-07-2005, 03:33 AM
Dwayne, Steve, & Matt Kelly from "Kelly's Kids".

How about this one? It's one of my favs.

"Has anyone ever told you your mommy dresses you funny?"

That was from Snow White, and The Seven Brady's

How's about this: "Glasses? Oh no, not glasses! They'll make me look positively goofy!"

falc04
05-07-2005, 05:38 AM
Carol said that when putting the book in the box for charity (Marcia's diary episode).

Who said "You'd better get some more of those little diapers ready"?

That's a tough one. Was it Alice to Cindy, taking about Kitty-Karryall?

SKay
05-07-2005, 11:15 AM
You're close. It's from "Kitty Karry-All Is Missing." Carol tells Mike that this is the 9th bottle Cindy's given to the doll, and this is Mike's reply.

nerrad
05-10-2005, 08:16 AM
"Try reasoning. Calm, cool reasoning".

SKay
05-10-2005, 04:59 PM
In my last post I was answering falc04's question.

MischievousSpirit's quote is Jan in "The Not-So-Rose-Colored Glasses."

Here's another one: "It's a big world out there."

Flying Dutchman
05-18-2005, 04:22 PM
"Try reasoning. Calm, cool reasoning".

Mike advised peter to do that with buddy hinton.

Another quote) I won didnt I? i must have deserved too

Flying Dutchman
05-18-2005, 04:24 PM
In my last post I was answering falc04's question.

MischievousSpirit's quote is Jan in "The Not-So-Rose-Colored Glasses."

Here's another one: "It's a big world out there."

I know that was in the evil stepmother episode but cant remember if mike said it to bobby or carol did.

jehobden
06-24-2009, 06:53 PM
I'll try to start this thread up again w/this quote:

"Those aren't your bathing suits! They're your birthday suits!"

Comiposatino
08-27-2009, 08:03 PM
Well, I've never actually seen this scene.....but I've certainly heard of it.
I know Alice said it.. was it in "Hello Alice, Goodbye?"

jehobden
09-23-2011, 07:28 PM
Well, I've never actually seen this scene.....but I've certainly heard of it.
I know Alice said it.. was it in "Hello Alice, Goodbye?"

Sorry I never confirmed this 2 years ago, but yes it is!

I'll try to start this thread up again here.

"You ding-a-ling! What would a hamster be doing with jewelry?"