What is it and why?

this is really stupid but my favorite is when Rachel calls home to check her and Pheobe's messages and someone answers the phone and Rachel says "call the cops" and Monica says "you're on the phone!"
i just love hte expression on her face

I don't remember the exact circumstances but Monica and Rachel were babysitting Ben and Monica accidentally hit his head. When Ross found out he made it look like Ben was all brain damaged and stupid and Monica gets all upset and screams "Oh my God I broke your baby!"

The One With The Jellyfish

Rachel- "It's not that common! It doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!"

The One Where No One's Ready

Joey (wearing all of Chandler's clothes)- Look at me, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing anymore clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando."

That's all I can think of for now.

I would have 2 say in the episode where Ross is still dating Eliazbeth, and the gang r talking about how Ross thinks that Elizabeth wants 2 go on a trip with him and he says "I don't know what to do" and then Chandler says "Well maybe you don't marry this one"
Then one in season 4 where Ross said "WE WERE ON A BREAK" then Chandler says " OMG if u say that one more time I'm gonna break up with you!!"
Then in the episode where Joey and Chandler were robbed, Monica walked into there empty appartment and said "What happened" and then Chandler said "um, well lets c, Hoey was born and then 28 years later I WAS ROBBED!"
Then in the episode where Kathy and Chandler were having problems she said "Why don't you call me when you grow up" then Chandler said "Well DON'T expect that 2 happen any time soon"
Then in an episode where Joey finds out about M+C, he said "why hello Mr.Bing the hotel called and said that someone left an etlash curler in your hotel room" Then Chandler said "Yes thats mine" then Joey said "Cause I just figured you hooked up with some girl and she left it there" Then Chandler said "yes that would have made more sense"

I love that comando line too. Very funny.
The same episode. Monica calls up the answering machine. Previously she says that she tried to sound breezy. Then everyones listening to the message. At the end of it, Monica goes, "I'm breezy!"
And Joey says. "You can't say your breezy. That totaly neglats the breeziness" Or something like that.

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