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Cactus Jack
02-21-2005, 01:04 PM
Just post a BUNCH of songs you HATE , or dislike, then Ill list them in a poll then which ever 100 get the most votes will be the top 100

Cactus Jack
02-21-2005, 01:14 PM
My worst :
"Seasons in the Sun"- Terry Jacks
"MacArthur Park"- Richard Harris
"MIlkshake"- Kelis
"Bellisimo" - Ilya
"Macarena"- Los Del Rio
"Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
"Me and YOu and a Dog Named Boo"-Lobo
"Brand New Key"- Melanie
"My Heart Will Go On"- Celine Dion ( SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING OVER-EFFIN'-PLAYED! )
Any Rap song
Any Usher song
Any Ashlee Simpson song
"I Will Always Love You" - Whitney HOuston
Some boy band stuff I DONT like
The Waltons theme song

THats it I think

Dean Winchester
02-21-2005, 02:36 PM
why does everyone hate Milkshake so much?

I seriously am no hip hop fan... I cannot name one Kanye West, Jay-Z, NAS or Ludacris song I actually like... and yet I worshipped Milkshake when it was popular, especially the club remix to the song.

Dean Winchester
02-21-2005, 02:44 PM
I also am gonna jump in the line of fire and say that I think Donna Summer's rendition of "MacArthur Park" is a classic, definately one of her best songs ever IMO.

Cactus Jack
02-21-2005, 02:56 PM
I also am gonna jump in the line of fire and say that I think Donna Summer's rendition of "MacArthur Park" is a classic, definately one of her best songs ever IMO.
I like her version of it!

Dean Winchester
02-21-2005, 02:56 PM
OK, here are some of the songs I wanna kill.

Puff Daddy - I'll Be Missing You
Notorious B.I.G. & Puffy - Mo Money Mo Problems
Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block
Whitney Houston - Whatchulookinat
Limp Bizkit - Nookie
Limp Bizkit - Faith
Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca
Ricky Martin - The Cup Of Life
Ricky Martin - She Bangs
Ricky Martin - Shake Your Bon Bon (I honestly think he may be the worst artist of the past ten years, lol)
Night Ranger - Sing Me Away
Loverboy - Turn Me Loose
Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life
Metallica - The Memory Remains (in no small part due to Marianne Faithful's singing)
N'Sync - God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You
Usher - Confessions Pt. 2
Jessica Simpson - Take My Breath Away (she should go to jail for murdering the song)
Jessica Simpson - I Think I'm In Love With You (she also should be put away for murdering "Jack And Diane")
New Kids On The Block - This One's For The Children
Michael Jackson - Blood On The Dance Floor
Michael Bolton & Kenny G - Georgia On My Mind
Michael Bolton - You Ain't Got Nothing If You Ain't Got Love (Hysteria was a great album, but Bolton tried copying it's style 7 years late)
Twisted Sister - Come Out And Play
Toby Keith - Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue
Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise (not so much that the song was bad but that was when the former great artist crashed down to earth)
98 Degrees - Give Me Just One Night
LFO - Summer Girls

I'll add more if I can think up some more

Superstar
02-21-2005, 03:54 PM
I actually like Milkshake....alot :lol:

Hollow
02-21-2005, 04:16 PM
the club cracker commercial theme.

Janet McFarland
02-21-2005, 04:22 PM
I like that Celine Dion song :lol: I loved Titanic.

Nighthawk76
02-21-2005, 04:35 PM
Here's a few that come to mind...

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go-Wham
The Heart of Rock N' Roll-Huey Lewis and the News
Walk Like a Man-Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
Physical-Olivia Newton-John
In the Navy-The Village People
Toxic-Britney Spears
As Long as You Love Me-Backstreet Boys
Cherry Pie-Warrant
Rock N' Roll All Night-Kiss
We are the Champions-Queen
Sister Christian-Night Ranger
Mandy-Barry Manilow
You Don't Bring Me Flowers-Barbara Striesand and Neil Diamond
Faith-George Michael
It's My Party-Leslie Gore
Fame-David Bowie
To Love Somebody-Michael Bolton
Pop-Nsync

Dean Winchester
02-21-2005, 05:07 PM
Here's a few that come to mind...

As Long as You Love Me-Backstreet Boys
Cherry Pie-Warrant
Rock N' Roll All Night-Kiss
Sister Christian-Night Ranger
Pop-Nsync

I agree with those. (Even tho I dislike Cherry Pie because I happen to be friends with the girl Jani Lane cheated on and then dumped for the blonde girl in the video). Rock N Roll All Night sucks not because it's a bad song, but because I can name 50 songs of Kiss that blow that song away IMO. It's such a simple boring record, they've done much better.

I do disagree with "Fame", "Physical" and "We Are The Champions" tho, but everyone has different opinions.

Superstar
02-21-2005, 05:08 PM
I don't get why people hate Toxic so much, I love it

Jrnygrl
02-21-2005, 05:09 PM
I also am gonna jump in the line of fire and say that I think Donna Summer's rendition of "MacArthur Park" is a classic, definately one of her best songs ever IMO.

I will jump with you. I love Donna Summers version of MacArthur Park.

EmoJoe
02-21-2005, 05:18 PM
Toxic- Britney Spears
Im a Slave 4 You- Britney Spears
Lose Yourself- Eminem
Slim Shady- Eminem
Mockingbird- Eminem
Confessions- Usher
La La- Ashlee Simpson
Oops I Did It Again- Britney Spears
Pop- Nsync
Just Got Paid- Nsync
Jenny From The Block- Jennifer Lopez

ill think of more later

Dean Winchester
02-21-2005, 05:41 PM
a few more...

MC Hammer's "Pumps And A Bump"
Nelly and Tim McGraw's "Over And Over".... who knew that TEEN POP was what you get when you cross hip hop and country? The song sounds like an LFO outtake, lol. When I heard the song on the top 40 station at first... I couldn't believe they were playing such a teen-poppish sounding song in 2004... and then the DJ said who it was, lol.

Cactus Jack
02-21-2005, 05:48 PM
I don't get why people hate Toxic so much, I love it
Cause its toxic

;)

Cactus Jack
02-21-2005, 05:50 PM
Here's a few that come to mind...

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go-Wham
The Heart of Rock N' Roll-Huey Lewis and the News
Walk Like a Man-Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
Physical-Olivia Newton-John
In the Navy-The Village People
Toxic-Britney Spears
As Long as You Love Me-Backstreet Boys
Cherry Pie-Warrant
Rock N' Roll All Night-Kiss
We are the Champions-Queen
Sister Christian-Night Ranger
Mandy-Barry Manilow
You Don't Bring Me Flowers-Barbara Striesand and Neil Diamond
Faith-George Michael
It's My Party-Leslie Gore
Fame-David Bowie
To Love Somebody-Michael Bolton
Pop-Nsync
I like almost all those

Dean Winchester
02-21-2005, 06:31 PM
I don't get why people hate Toxic so much, I love it

I don't think it's the song so much as it was Britney Spears herself. I used to like some of her songs, but after seeing enough specials of her on E! and VH1 and the sort... I can honestly say that I have no interest in her period. Her and Jennifer Lopez are the two "artists" (what a loose usage of the word) who IMO do not make me feel sorry about downloading.

David
02-21-2005, 06:44 PM
I don't get why people hate Toxic so much, I love it
I </3 it too =] It's one of my favorite Britney songs.

As for the WORST list:

Kelis - Milkshake
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
Omarion - O
Jessica Simpson - With You
Eminem - everything he sings

Steve M.
02-21-2005, 09:16 PM
You're Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka
Justify my Love - Madonna
Don't Cry Out Loud - Melissa Manchester
Sugar Sugar - the Archies
Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
Cruisin' Together as done by Huey Lewis and Gwneth Paltrow
Shop Around as done by the Captain and Tennille
Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra
Like A Prayer - Madonna
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
Dleta Dawn - Helen Reddy
Afternoon Delight - the Starland Vocal Band
In the Year 2525 (Exodum and Terminus) - Zager and Evans
Hey Paula - Paul and Paula
These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
Seasons In the Sun - Terry Jacks
Billy Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
every other song Madonna ever did
every rap song not performed by Will Smith
Angel of the Morning, by various weenies
Feelings, also by various weenies

TJL
02-21-2005, 10:16 PM
"The Right Stuff" by New Kids On The Block
"Heartbeat" by Don Johnson

dandelion wine
02-21-2005, 10:21 PM
These are the only ones that come to mind right now. :faint:

"Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks

"It's My Party" - Leslie Gore

"I Am Woman" - Helen Reddy

"They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - Napoleon XIV

dawsongirl
02-21-2005, 10:46 PM
Jessica Simpson - Take My Breath Away (she should go to jail for murdering the song)


YES!!!! I HATE THAT VERSION. Gawd...what a bitch!

Um, anyway:

Pieces of Me- Ashlee Simpson
I Got You Babe- Sonny and Cher
MacArthur's Park- anybody's...I just hate the song.
Midnight at the Oasis- Maria Muldaur


I'm sure I'll think of others.

dawsongirl
02-21-2005, 10:48 PM
You're Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka
Justify my Love - Madonna

Afternoon Delight - the Starland Vocal Band


Add my vote for these too.



And every single song Leslie Gore ever did.

MaydayMalonesGirl
02-21-2005, 10:49 PM
My Boo by Usher and Alisha Keys. How those crappy lyrics won a grammy is beyond me.

TheHappyBurgerMeister
02-21-2005, 11:35 PM
Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baha Men

That song makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

x3 Taylor x3
02-21-2005, 11:53 PM
the club cracker commercial theme.

:mad: I love that song.

Nighthawk76
02-22-2005, 03:55 AM
"It's My Party" - Leslie Gore



I totally agree Kate. This song is about as bad as they come!

Superstar
02-22-2005, 05:25 PM
Cause its toxic

;)


:lol:

Superstar
02-22-2005, 05:26 PM
I </3 it too =] It's one of my favorite Britney songs.

As for the WORST list:

Kelis - Milkshake
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
Omarion - O
Jessica Simpson - With You
Eminem - everything he sings


I can't believe you hate Milkshake too :lol: Actually, I think With You is one of Jessicas best songs, its not fantastic or anything but I think its catchy :lol:

Steve M.
02-22-2005, 05:31 PM
Add these two Queen songs -

Fat Bottomed Girls
Tie Your Mother Down

Cactus Jack
02-22-2005, 06:48 PM
:lol:
:D

dandelion wine
02-22-2005, 11:35 PM
I totally agree Kate. This song is about as bad as they come!

:lol: It drives me up a friggin' wall. Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Shame on Jessica Simpson for even thinking of covering Berlin's "Take My Breath Away." Makes my ears bleed just thinking about it.

Nighthawk76
02-23-2005, 02:06 AM
: Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Shame on Jessica Simpson for even thinking of covering Berlin's "Take My Breath Away." Makes my ears bleed just thinking about it.

:lol:

Cactus Jack
02-23-2005, 08:47 AM
:lol: It drives me up a friggin' wall. Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Shame on Jessica Simpson for even thinking of covering Berlin's "Take My Breath Away." Makes my ears bleed just thinking about it.
LOL wow its wrose than the wosr song ever is it?

Steve M.
02-23-2005, 11:56 AM
"Muskrat Love" by America, released in 1973 and covered three years later, for some strange reason, by the Captain and Tennille. :eek: :barf:

Janice Johnson
02-23-2005, 01:11 PM
"The Right Stuff" by New Kids On The Block
"Heartbeat" by Don Johnson

You've got the right stuff(Oh oh oh!) ;) I first heard the lyric on fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and Carlton was singing it with a his preppy friends from private school. I got it mixed up with Vanessa Williams song, "The Right Stuff", but then I said to myself, "That doesn't sound like a song that Vanessa would sing. Then I found out that NKOTB sung that song from an internet website. :D :crazy:

Dean Winchester
02-23-2005, 03:38 PM
I'm sorry, but "Heartbeat" is one of those "so bad it's good" songs, Don Johnson rocked that song, lol

Nighthawk76
02-23-2005, 07:14 PM
I'm sorry, but "Heartbeat" is one of those "so bad it's good" songs, Don Johnson rocked that song, lol


And I used to have so much respect for your taste in music. :lol: ;)

dawsongirl
02-24-2005, 01:32 AM
:lol: It drives me up a friggin' wall. Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Shame on Jessica Simpson for even thinking of covering Berlin's "Take My Breath Away." Makes my ears bleed just thinking about it.

:lol: I have a puddle of blood next to my desk at work from having to listen to it over the PA system so many times.

dawsongirl
02-24-2005, 01:34 AM
"Muskrat Love" by America, released in 1973 and covered three years later, for some strange reason, by the Captain and Tennille. :eek: :barf:

That song is so stupid!

dandelion wine
02-24-2005, 01:41 AM
:lol: I have a puddle of blood next to my desk at work from having to listen to it over the PA system so many times.

Whoa! Talk about torture. :eek: :(

I would cry my eyes out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cactus Jack
02-24-2005, 08:54 AM
:lol: I have a puddle of blood next to my desk at work from having to listen to it over the PA system so many times.
:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dean Winchester
02-24-2005, 11:28 AM
these can be added to the list as well:

When bad songs happen to artists I love:
Pat Benatar - Ooh Ooh Song (a pointless 50's retrosounding song where she keeps humming the whole chorus. I know she was pregnant when she recorded "Tropico", but that didn't explain the laziness poured into this song. Might've been okay if it was 2 mins long but it stretches for 4)
Madonna "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" (she can't sing soul music)
David Bowie "New York's In Love" (musical vomit)
Janet Jackson "Would You Mind" (Janet performing as a phone sex operator on a 6 minute ballad)
Barbra Streisand - Emotion (80's dance pop was not her forte)

Nighthawk76
02-24-2005, 04:01 PM
these can be added to the list as well:

When bad songs happen to artists I love:
Pat Benatar - Ooh Ooh Song (a pointless 50's retrosounding song where she keeps humming the whole chorus. I know she was pregnant when she recorded "Tropico", but that didn't explain the laziness poured into this song. Might've been okay if it was 2 mins long but it stretches for 4)
Madonna "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" (she can't sing soul music)
David Bowie "New York's In Love" (musical vomit)
Janet Jackson "Would You Mind" (Janet performing as a phone sex operator on a 6 minute ballad)
Barbra Streisand - Emotion (80's dance pop was not her forte)


I really like Madonna's "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" from the Like A Virgin album. In fact, there isn't a weak moment on that entire album. IMO, you can't say that about the rest of her albums.

Nighthawk76
02-24-2005, 04:05 PM
A song I would like to add to my "Worst" list is "Putting On the Ritz" by Taco. I've never liked this song and last night on VH1 classics I saw the video for the first time and now I like the song even less! Taco was one freaky looking dude. He was a white as a ghost. The man literally looked like he was dead. :lol:

Dean Winchester
02-24-2005, 04:40 PM
I really like Madonna's "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" from the Like A Virgin album. In fact, there isn't a weak moment on that entire album. IMO, you can't say that about the rest of her albums.

I consider Like A Virgin to be Madonna's weakest album of her entire catalog personally. The dance songs weren't as dancable as the debut, and the quality of the pop wasn't as good as on True Blue, and her days of actually trying to express herself through lyrics were definately a long way ahead. I think there isn't a weak spot on "Madonna", "True Blue", "Like A Prayer" (well, unless you really count Act Of Contrition") and "Music", the rest of the albums are mixed bags. "Like A Virgin" is too much a Nile Rodgers production and not enough a Madonna album IMO. I think it tends to be the album that keeps people like Steve and others who do not like her, from taking her seriously.

Steve M.
02-24-2005, 05:27 PM
A song I would like to add to my "Worst" list is "Putting On the Ritz" by Taco. I've never liked this song and last night on VH1 classics I saw the video for the first time and now I like the song even less! Taco was one freaky looking dude. He was a white as a ghost. The man literally looked like he was dead. :lol:


Hey, Dax, it's the singer - not the song! "Puttin' On The Ritz" was one of Irvign Berlin's greatest songs; it's just that Taco didn't perform it very well. :eek:

dawsongirl
02-24-2005, 05:44 PM
A song I would like to add to my "Worst" list is "Putting On the Ritz" by Taco. I've never liked this song and last night on VH1 classics I saw the video for the first time and now I like the song even less! Taco was one freaky looking dude. He was a white as a ghost. The man literally looked like he was dead. :lol:

:lol:

dawsongirl
02-24-2005, 05:45 PM
Didn't someone say "Crusin" by Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow? I just had to listen to that and it does suck. Annoying song.

Dean Winchester
02-24-2005, 05:51 PM
I like Puttin' On The Ritz because of the spin Taco gave the song. He took an upbeat fashion song and gave it a sinister gothic vibe.

Steve M.
02-24-2005, 05:57 PM
Didn't someone say "Crusin" by Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow? I just had to listen to that and it does suck. Annoying song.


Yes. I did! Stick with the original Smokey Robinson recording!

USTVFanFromUK
02-24-2005, 06:42 PM
I really like Madonna's "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" from the Like A Virgin album. In fact, there isn't a weak moment on that entire album. IMO, you can't say that about the rest of her albums.


Are you kidding? LAV is Madonna's most dated and filler oriented album. Not mention her most cheesey at that. Can you honestly say LAV's production is superior to that of Madonna (the debut album), True Blue, Like A Prayer (critics and fans reguard this as her best album), Ray of Light (critics love this one too), and Music? Madonna herself admits the entire album was made to make her a bigger star hence the fact it hasn't aged well.

IMO LAV isn't that much better than the first two Britney albums..... Anyway to each their own.

Nighthawk76
02-24-2005, 07:23 PM
I respect your and John's opinions. In my own defense, Like A Virgin is Madonna's biggest selling album and I bet most casul fans (like myself) consider it her best, hence why it has sold over ten million copies. I don't find the album outdated at all, if anything her debut album is the one that is outdated. I think songs like "Borderline" and "Holiday" have not aged well. Like A Prayer and True Blue have some good songs on them. I am not that well versed in her post-1990 albums.


Are you kidding? LAV is Madonna's most dated and filler oriented album. Not mention her most cheesey at that. Can you honestly say LAV's production is superior to that of Madonna (the debut album), True Blue, Like A Prayer (critics and fans reguard this as her best album), Ray of Light (critics love this one too), and Music? Madonna herself admits the entire album was made to make her a bigger star hence the fact it hasn't aged well.

IMO LAV isn't that much better than the first two Britney albums..... Anyway to each their own.

Nighthawk76
02-24-2005, 07:27 PM
it's just that Taco didn't perform it very well. :eek:

That goes without saying. In the video the guy looked like he had died ten years earlier and someone dug him up from the grave to perform in the video.

Steve M.
02-24-2005, 08:44 PM
Another rotten song

"Shaddap You Face" by Joe Dolce - it ain't even a good novelty song! :p

Dean Winchester
02-24-2005, 10:15 PM
I respect your and John's opinions. In my own defense, Like A Virgin is Madonna's biggest selling album and I bet most casul fans (like myself) consider it her best, hence why it has sold over ten million copies. I don't find the album outdated at all, if anything her debut album is the one that is outdated. I think songs like "Borderline" and "Holiday" have not aged well. Like A Prayer and True Blue have some good songs on them. I am not that well versed in her post-1990 albums.

I think Virgin's sales came from hype and timing. I believe The Immaculate Collection has topped it's sales though. I think one of the probs with LAV is that the production hasn't dated well. The first album is very much a product of the early 80's, but if you put on Everybody or Lucky Star, chances are, people will still get on up to the floor to those songs, while songs like Like A Virgin and Material Girl are now the stuff of self-parody. I think Virgin would've been a better album with different production, but the way it was intended to be a "for the moment" album really makes it sound awful 20 years on, while the first album still holds up IMO.

I do think that Virgin is the reason a lot of people refuse to accept Madonna as a serious artist, because they still hold Material Girl and Dress You Up against her, and no matter how many Frozen's or Impressive Instant's she can record, she'll still always be "that girl who did the fluffy pop songs in 1985" to them.

Steve M.
02-24-2005, 10:18 PM
Another bad song - Motley Crue's "Hell In High Heels."

Some lyric in there about a geisha girl with soiled underwear! :barf: :eek:

~zackattack~
02-24-2005, 10:50 PM
any rap song rock is way better

USTVFanFromUK
02-24-2005, 11:06 PM
I respect your and John's opinions. In my own defense, Like A Virgin is Madonna's biggest selling album and I bet most casul fans (like myself) consider it her best, hence why it has sold over ten million copies.


Actually its been topped by The Immacualte Collection as her best selling album US and worldwide. True Blue also outsold Like A Virgin worldwide. Catalog -wise The Immacualte Collection is still her best selling album. I think most of the sales for LAV came from her appeal to a younger audience in the mid 80's. If you notice her appeal got much more adult as the years went by.

Dean Winchester
02-25-2005, 02:48 AM
Actually its been topped by The Immacualte Collection as her best selling album US and worldwide. True Blue also outsold Like A Virgin worldwide. Catalog -wise The Immacualte Collection is still her best selling album. I think most of the sales for LAV came from her appeal to a younger audience in the mid 80's. If you notice her appeal got much more adult as the years went by.

that is true. When LAV came out, her audience were roughly the same age as the audience who bought N'Sync and Britney Spears cd's by the droves. Whereas Like A Prayer-onward, her popularity seemed far less teen and more 18+. Teens buy more albums than adults, which is one of the reasons MTV seems to shun anything that might appeal to over-18 types.

Steve M.
02-25-2005, 12:16 PM
Here's another song you might want to consider - "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas. Then again, that's a song that's so bad, it's good. The only reason I'm not covering my ears when I hear it is because I'm too busy laughing so hard. :lol: :rofl:

Cactus Jack
02-26-2005, 08:31 PM
124 bad songs
1 Seasons in the Sun"- Terry Jacks
2 "MacArthur Park"- Richard Harris
3 "MIlkshake"- Kelis
4 "Bellisimo" - Ilya
5 "Macarena"- Los Del Rio
6 "Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
7 "Me and YOu and a Dog Named Boo"-Lobo
8 "Brand New Key"- Melanie
9 "My Heart Will Go On"- Celine Dion ( SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING OVER-EFFIN'-PLAYED! )
10 Any Rap song
11 Any Usher song
12 Any Ashlee Simpson song
13 "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney HOuston
14. Some boy band stuff I DONT like
15 The Waltons theme song
16. Puff Daddy - I'll Be Missing You
17 Notorious B.I.G. & Puffy - Mo Money Mo Problems
18 Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block
19 Whitney Houston - Whatchulookinat
20 Limp Bizkit - Nookie
21 Limp Bizkit - Faith
22 Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why
23 Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca
24 Ricky Martin - The Cup Of Life
25 Ricky Martin - She Bangs
26 Ricky Martin - Shake Your Bon Bon (I honestly think he may be the worst artist of the past ten years, lol)
27 Night Ranger - Sing Me Away
28 Loverboy - Turn Me Loose
29 Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life
30 Metallica - The Memory Remains (in no small part due to Marianne Faithful's singing)
31 N'Sync - God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You
32 Usher - Confessions Pt. 2
33 Jessica Simpson - Take My Breath Away (she should go to jail for murdering the song)
34 Jessica Simpson - I Think I'm In Love With You (she also should be put away for murdering "Jack And Diane")
35 New Kids On The Block - This One's For The Children
36 Michael Jackson - Blood On The Dance Floor
37 Michael Bolton & Kenny G - Georgia On My Mind
Michael Bolton - You Ain't Got Nothing If You Ain't Got Love (Hysteria was a great album, but Bolton tried copying it's style 7 years late)
38 Twisted Sister - Come Out And Play
39 Toby Keith - Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue
40 Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise (not so much that the song was bad but that was when the former great artist crashed down to earth)
41 98 Degrees - Give Me Just One Night
41 LFO - Summer Girls
43 he club cracker commercial theme.
44 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go-Wham
45 The Heart of Rock N' Roll-Huey Lewis and the News
46 Walk Like a Man-Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
47 Physical-Olivia Newton-John
48 In the Navy-The Village People
49 Toxic-Britney Spears
50 As Long as You Love Me-Backstreet Boys
51 Cherry Pie-Warrant
52 Rock N' Roll All Night-Kiss
53 We are the Champions-Queen
54 Sister Christian-Night Ranger
55 Mandy-Barry Manilow
56 You Don't Bring Me Flowers-Barbara Striesand and Neil Diamond
57 Faith-George Michael
58 It's My Party-Leslie Gore
59 Fame-David Bowie
60 To Love Somebody-Michael Bolton
61 Pop-Nsync
62 Toxic- Britney Spears
63 Im a Slave 4 You- Britney Spears
64 Lose Yourself- Eminem
65 Slim Shady- Eminem
66 Mockingbird- Eminem
67 Confessions- Usher
68 La La- Ashlee Simpson
69 Oops I Did It Again- Britney Spears
70 Pop- Nsync
71 Just Got Paid- Nsync
72 Jenny From The Block- Jennifer Lopez
73 MC Hammer's "Pumps And A Bump"
74 Nelly and Tim McGraw's "Over And Over
75 Kelis – Milkshake
76 Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
77 Omarion - O
78 Jessica Simpson - With You
79 Eminem - everything he sings
80 You're Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka
81 Justify my Love – Madonna
82 Don't Cry Out Loud - Melissa Manchester
83 Sugar Sugar - the Archies
84 Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
85 Cruisin' Together as done by Huey Lewis and Gwneth Paltrow
86 Shop Around as done by the Captain and Tennille
87 Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra
88 Like A Prayer – Madonna
89 Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
90 Dleta Dawn - Helen Reddy
91 Afternoon Delight - the Starland Vocal Band
92 In the Year 2525 (Exodum and Terminus) - Zager and Evans
93 Hey Paula - Paul and Paula
94 These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
95 Seasons In the Sun - Terry Jacks
96 Billy Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
97 Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
98 every other song Madonna ever did
99 every rap song not performed by Will Smith
100 Angel of the Morning, by various weenies
101 Feelings, also by various weenies
102 The Right Stuff" by New Kids On The Block
103 "Heartbeat" by Don Johnson

104 "It's My Party" - Leslie Gore


105 "I Am Woman" - Helen Reddy


106 "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - Napoleon XIV
107 Pieces of Me- Ashlee Simpson
108 I Got You Babe- Sonny and Cher
109 MacArthur's Park- anybody's...I just hate the song.
110 Midnight at the Oasis- Maria Muldaur
111 My Boo by Usher and Alisha Keys
112 Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baha Men
113 Fat Bottomed Girls
114 Tie Your Mother Down
115 Take mY Breath Away – Jessica Simpson
116 Muskrat Love- America
117 Pat Benatar - Ooh Ooh Song (a pointless 50's retrosounding song where she keeps humming the whole chorus. I know she was pregnant when she recorded "Tropico", but that didn't explain the laziness poured into this song. Might've been okay if it was 2 mins long but it stretches for 4)
118 Madonna "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" (she can't sing soul music)
119 David Bowie "New York's In Love" (musical vomit)
120 Janet Jackson "Would You Mind" (Janet performing as a phone sex operator on a 6 minute ballad)
Barbra Streisand - Emotion (80's dance pop was not her forte)
121 Shaddap You Face" by Joe Dolce –
122 "Putting On the Ritz" by Taco
123 any rap song
124 "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas( so bad it;s good, note from poster )
125 Torn Between Two Lobers - Mary McGregor
126 "Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me" and
127 "I Believe In Music," both by Mac Davis
Thats good, but there needs to be some more

Steve M.
02-26-2005, 11:41 PM
124 bad songs

18 Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block

72 Jenny From The Block- Jennifer Lopez

Wow, "Jenny From the Block" must be really bad, if it made the list twice! :lol:

That's good, but there needs to be some more

How about Mary MacGrgeor's "Torn Between Two Lovers?" As one wag once said, "Torn, yes, hopefully on the rack!" :rofl:

ABlairican Pie
02-27-2005, 12:39 AM
Sing Me Away by Night Ranger, Rock and Roll All Night by KISS, and Cherry Pie by Warrant are "bad songs"?? :eek: :confused:

Superstar
02-27-2005, 04:27 AM
Jack, I noticed that you listed Milkshake-Kelis, Toxic-Britney and Pop!-NSync twice.

Cactus Jack
02-27-2005, 09:05 AM
Jack, I noticed that you listed Milkshake-Kelis, Toxic-Britney and Pop!-NSync twice.
I know well two people said that

Cactus Jack
02-27-2005, 09:06 AM
Wow, "Jenny From the Block" must be really bad, if it made the list twice! :lol:



How about Mary MacGrgeor's "Torn Between Two Lovers?" As one wag once said, "Torn, yes, hopefully on the rack!" :rofl:
LOL! :rotflmao: Okay

Cactus Jack
02-27-2005, 09:07 AM
Sing Me Away by Night Ranger, Rock and Roll All Night by KISS, and Cherry Pie by Warrant are "bad songs"?? :eek: :confused:
According to DAX they are well the first 15 is my list

Steve M.
02-27-2005, 02:51 PM
Here are two more to consider - "Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me" and "I Believe In Music," both by Mac Davis. No worst songs list is complete without something by Mac Davis. When he sang, "I believe in music," I sometimes wonder if he was being ironic. :lol:

Dean Winchester
02-27-2005, 03:06 PM
I know well two people said that

well, for songs used twice, why not give them 2 votes instead of counting them twice?

Nighthawk76
02-27-2005, 04:00 PM
According to DAX they are well the first 15 is my list

Hey, don't blame me. I was just offering my opinion. In my humble opinion those three songs are bad. KISS is simply, IMO, the worst rock band of all time. I've always felt that why they wore make up was to take people's attention from the fact that they could not play. Look at the great hard rock bands of the seventies...Zeppelin, The Stones, Rush, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath...KISS could not hold a candle to any of these guys. Also Gene Simmons gets on my nerves. I saw him on some talk show where he claimed that he has slept with over 7,000 women. No way, I don't care if he is a rock star or not, there are no 7,000 women who would sleep with that! Simmoms actually looks nastier with the make-up off then with it on.

Warrant were hair metal at it's worst. "Cheery Pie" was simply a terrible song performed by a terrible band. It's no surprise that Nirvana broke big about a year after "Cherry Pie" came out. As far as Night Ranger goes, I know very little about them overall.

Nighthawk76
02-27-2005, 04:03 PM
So everyone can have a little laugh at my expense, and so all KISS fans can get back at me for dissing thier heros, I will admit that I like Jessica Simpson's music. I think that she has a very strong voice.

Dean Winchester
02-27-2005, 04:09 PM
Warrant were hair metal at it's worst. "Cheery Pie" was simply a terrible song performed by a terrible band. It's no surprise that Nirvana broke big about a year after "Cherry Pie" came out. As far as Night Ranger goes, I know very little about them overall.

little known fact. Jani Lane likes em young.

One of my best friends, Christine, is 33 now, but she dated Jani between ages 17-19 (he broke up with her for Bobbi Brown, the girl from the Cherry Pie video)... yes, she dated him at age 17, and he was 23 or 24 at the time!!!

Jani did write a song about her called "Let It Rain" that appeared on their Dog Eat Dog album a few years after their breakup, he called her out of the blue one day and played it for her.

Dean Winchester
02-27-2005, 04:14 PM
Hey, don't blame me. I was just offering my opinion. In my humble opinion those three songs are bad. KISS is simply, IMO, the worst rock band of all time. I've always felt that why they wore make up was to take people's attention from the fact that they could not play. Look at the great hard rock bands of the seventies...Zeppelin, The Stones, Rush, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath...KISS could not hold a candle to any of these guys. Also Gene Simmons gets on my nerves. I saw him on some talk show where he claimed that he has slept with over 7,000 women. No way, I don't care if he is a rock star or not, there are no 7,000 women who would sleep with that! Simmoms actually looks nastier with the make-up off then with it on.

have you heard either of their albums with Vinnie Vincent, "Creatures Of The Night" (Ace appears on the cover, but he was too wasted to perform, so Vinnie did all the guitar works) and "Lick It Up"? I hate 70's Kiss, and I also hate 80's pop metal Kiss, but they were actually a kick-ass heavy metal band with Vinnie on hand as the guitarist and a songwriter. Those two albums and "Revenge" are really the only "metal" albums Kiss did.

Nighthawk76
02-27-2005, 04:19 PM
have you heard either of their albums with Vinnie Vincent, "Creatures Of The Night" (Ace appears on the cover, but he was too wasted to perform, so Vinnie did all the guitar works) and "Lick It Up"? I hate 70's Kiss, and I also hate 80's pop metal Kiss, but they were actually a kick-ass heavy metal band with Vinnie on hand as the guitarist and a songwriter. Those two albums and "Revenge" are really the only "metal" albums Kiss did.

My best friend in high school was a massive KISS fan so I've heard pretty much heard all that they have ever done. He and a guy who I worked with tried very hard to turn me on to kiss.

Nighthawk76
02-27-2005, 04:20 PM
little known fact. Jani Lane likes em young.

One of my best friends, Christine, is 33 now, but she dated Jani between ages 17-19 (he broke up with her for Bobbi Brown, the girl from the Cherry Pie video)... yes, she dated him at age 17, and he was 23 or 24 at the time!!!

Jani did write a song about her called "Let It Rain" that appeared on their Dog Eat Dog album a few years after their breakup, he called her out of the blue one day and played it for her.


I'm sorry to hear about your friend, Christine. :(

Dean Winchester
02-27-2005, 04:34 PM
I'm sorry to hear about your friend, Christine. :(

well, although she calls him an alcoholic loser (and he still has an eye for young women, and he's almost 40), it's always fun to hear her tell people the story about her and Jani.

Actually, part of Cherry Pie was actually written about an incident between her and Jani, about the part where her father walks in on them and is 6'4 and says "you ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more", she told me that really did happen and was why he put it in the song, lol.

But she HATES the song and especially the video because whenever she sees it on VH1 Classic, it's like he's dumping and cheating on her all over again.

Steve M.
03-01-2005, 10:39 PM
Another bad song - "Africa" By Toto. What thing was David Paich frightened of having become? A hack songwriter? :lol:

Dean Winchester
03-02-2005, 12:21 AM
Another bad song - "Africa" By Toto. What thing was David Paich frightened of having become? A hack songwriter? :lol:

even tho I love the melody to the song, I always wanted to know what the hell the song was about.

"Gonna take awhile to keep me awhile from you
ain't nothing that 100 men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
time to take the time to do the things we never had"

Someone please tell me what the lyrics mean? He blesses the rains down in Africa? God-like complex?

dawsongirl
03-02-2005, 04:02 AM
Another bad song - "Africa" By Toto. What thing was David Paich frightened of having become? A hack songwriter? :lol:

Aww...I love that song.


Though I agree...it really makes no sense.

ptcruiserfan2004
03-03-2005, 06:04 PM
My most hated song right now--"If I was a Rich Girl" by the lady from No Doubt and Eve.

I hate "Over and Over Again," too. I have to admit, never a title been truer to a song. I'm also getting tired of "I Walk Alone" by Green Day, although I never really liked them much anyway.

Dean Winchester
03-03-2005, 09:24 PM
My most hated song right now--"If I was a Rich Girl" by the lady from No Doubt and Eve.

I hate "Over and Over Again," too. I have to admit, never a title been truer to a song. I'm also getting tired of "I Walk Alone" by Green Day, although I never really liked them much anyway.

funny, Rich Girl and Boulevard Of Broken Dreams are the only songs in the top 10 I can stomach

MissZero
03-03-2005, 10:33 PM
funny, Rich Girl and Boulevard Of Broken Dreams are the only songs in the top 10 I can stomach

I used to like Boulevard of Broken Dreams but I swear the friggin radio station has that and Rich Girl on constant repeat and it really makes me wanna chew my ear off!!!!! I never liked Rich Girl but I did like the Green Day song but its soooo damn overplayed I really cant stand it anymore AHHHHHHHHHHHH

SBTB Geek
03-04-2005, 02:52 AM
Any of those annoying, outdated, cheesy, tacky songs those lame AI performers sing.

SBTB Geek
03-04-2005, 02:54 AM
by the lady from No Doubt and Eve.


She is the biggest female performer of the moment and her name (for future reference) is... Gwen Stefani.

Dean Winchester
03-04-2005, 01:41 PM
I used to like Boulevard of Broken Dreams but I swear the friggin radio station has that and Rich Girl on constant repeat and it really makes me wanna chew my ear off!!!!! I never liked Rich Girl but I did like the Green Day song but its soooo damn overplayed I really cant stand it anymore AHHHHHHHHHHHH

that's one of the reasons I rarely listen to top 40 radio, so it doesn't ruin songs for me. I can STILL listen to "This Love" and "She Will Be Loved" for the very same reason. Hell, I can still listen to "My Heart Will Go On" even because I listened to very little top 40 radio in 98, so the song was never played out too much to me.

Cactus Jack
03-04-2005, 08:41 PM
All I know by Art Garfunkel, a very syrupy chick movie song, its a great song for a love movie or love scene, but nothing Id sit in the car or anywhere o lsiten to, id slow dance to it though

dawsongirl
03-05-2005, 02:23 AM
that's one of the reasons I rarely listen to top 40 radio, so it doesn't ruin songs for me. I can STILL listen to "This Love" and "She Will Be Loved" for the very same reason.

I can't stand "She Will Be Loved" or "Sunday Morning" anymore because they play them EVERY DAY at work. :bash:

Cactus Jack
03-14-2005, 01:29 PM
Hey, don't blame me. I was just offering my opinion. In my humble opinion those three songs are bad. KISS is simply, IMO, the worst rock band of all time. I've always felt that why they wore make up was to take people's attention from the fact that they could not play. Look at the great hard rock bands of the seventies...Zeppelin, The Stones, Rush, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath...KISS could not hold a candle to any of these guys. Also Gene Simmons gets on my nerves. I saw him on some talk show where he claimed that he has slept with over 7,000 women. No way, I don't care if he is a rock star or not, there are no 7,000 women who would sleep with that! Simmoms actually looks nastier with the make-up off then with it on.

Warrant were hair metal at it's worst. "Cheery Pie" was simply a terrible song performed by a terrible band. It's no surprise that Nirvana broke big about a year after "Cherry Pie" came out. As far as Night Ranger goes, I know very little about them overall. I meant my worst songs are the top 15

greg1184
08-04-2005, 05:06 PM
You're Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka
Justify my Love - Madonna
Don't Cry Out Loud - Melissa Manchester
Sugar Sugar - the Archies
Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
Cruisin' Together as done by Huey Lewis and Gwneth Paltrow
Shop Around as done by the Captain and Tennille
Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra
Like A Prayer - Madonna
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
Dleta Dawn - Helen Reddy
Afternoon Delight - the Starland Vocal Band
In the Year 2525 (Exodum and Terminus) - Zager and Evans
Hey Paula - Paul and Paula
These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
Seasons In the Sun - Terry Jacks
Billy Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
every other song Madonna ever did
every rap song not performed by Will Smith
Angel of the Morning, by various weenies
Feelings, also by various weenies

You hate Bohemian Rhapsody?

Southern Hellraiser
08-04-2005, 06:21 PM
Dont Ya- Pussycat Dolls
Back Then- Mike Jones
Its Like That Y'all- Mariah Carrey

Steve M.
08-04-2005, 10:41 PM
You hate Bohemian Rhapsody?


Yes, because it makes no sense and the operatic librertto or whatever the heck that part of the song is is stupid! :p