Here are some: "I believe the word you are looking for is (pause) 'Anyway,...'" "I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny." "We. Were. On. A. Break." "Well, we believe the fire originated here,..........in the aroma room." "When were you...under me?"

A favorite:

"Cookies and porn? You're the best Mom ever!"

Also: "I just grabbed a spoon."

Here are two more: "No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah." And from the third season: "You know, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called...'Jurrasic Parka.'"

Nothing beats "PIVOT!"

I'm surprised no one mentioned it yet.

"A lot of people are thankful for those." "Talk about your...big lizards..."

(to Monica): "Cheater cheater compulsive eater."

Ross kept yelling "Pivot!" in the fifth season's "TOW the Cop". It's from the scene where Ross, Rachel and Joey are trying to move Ross's new couch up the stairs in the lobby of his new apartment building (he moved into Ugly Naked Guy's former apartment).

I loved the episode titled 'The One With Unagi' in the 6th season. Ross just makes me laugh every time... "Unagi, is the state of total awareness..." "DANGER, DANGER!!!!" :lol:

Jessica

Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.

I've always liked the line "Enough of geography for the insane" after Joey says that the Netherlands are where Peter Pan & Tinkerbell live.

My God people this is ross soo many funny things...

"What are you doing , get off my sister!' from TOW Everybody Finds Out
Ask her how she is supposed to deliver a baby that is half human and half pure evil... TOW Rachel's Late and also "I'm Gettin that kid out of You."

"I wish I was a seahorse. Because with a sea horse its the male that carries the baby and i would be far out to sea."

First divorce : Wife's sexuality . not my fault. Second divorce: Said another woman's name ..kind of my fault. Third divorce: No one should be allowed to get married when they are that drunk. Nevada's fault.

Rachel: How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow.
Ross: you know I don't have a problem with that.


of course PIVOT as well...


Someone at work gave me sex for dummies as a joke, who's laughing now?


I Grew up with Monica , if you didn't eat fast you didn't eat.