Are there any songs that have stupid lyrics in them? I have three

1.I Knew I Loved You-Savage Garden

Lyric-" I knew I loved you before I met you" Not only is this lyric stupid, it is also disturbing. :rolleyes: :eek:

2.Let It Burn- Usher

Lyric-"When I'm hurting, I ain't happy." Duh. No brainer. :rolleyes:

3.Horse With No Name-America

Lyric-"The heat was hot." No the heat should have been cold. :rolleyes:

I'm not sure these are senseless, but the lyrics are sure silly.




Want a horse, I want sheep,
I want to get me a good night's sleep,
Livin' in a home
In the heart of the country.

"Heart of the Country" - Paul McCartney

So I sat in the attic, a piano up my nose,
and the wind played a dreadful cantata. (cantata, cantata)
Sore was I from a crack of an enemy's hose
And the horrible sound of tomato. (tomato, tomato)
"Monkberry Moon Delight"- Paul McCartney



I walking down the street the other day
Who did I meet
I met a friend of mine and he did say
Man I can smell your feet a mile away
"Smile Away"- Paul McCartney





Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me.
Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
What a sight to see

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me.

"Purple People Eater"- Big Bopper

Here's another Ram song that's compleltey senseless, Crystals - "Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey," of course!

"There's no one left at home and I believe I'm gonna rain." What? :confused:

"Why not take a crazy chance / Why not do a crazy dance"

-Hillary Duff

"Why not take a crazy chance / Why not do a crazy dance"

-Hillary Duff
:rofl: it sounds like something you'd hear on these songs i have to listen to in this preschool i work in.

Are there any songs that have stupid lyrics in them? I have three

1.I Knew I Loved You-Savage Garden

Lyric-" I knew I loved you before I met you" Not only is this lyric stupid, it is also disturbing. :rolleyes: :eek:


there are two songs i know that are just about loving someone before meeting them
"Kiss Me" from Sweeney Todd
and
"A Heart Full of Love" from Les Mis

JOHANNA ANTHONY
It's me you'll marry on Monday,
That's what you'll do!
And glad-
ly, Sir. St. Dunstan's,
noon.
I knew I'd be with you one day,
Even not knowing who you
were Ah, miss, mar-
I feared you'd never come, me, marry me, miss, Oh, mar-
That you'd been called away ry me Monday! Fa-
That you'd been killed, had the plague, were in debtor's jail, vor me, favor me with your hand. Promise,
Trampled by a horse, gone to sea again, arrested by the... marry me, marry me, Please oh, marry me, Monday...


BEADLE JOHANNA ANTHONY JUDGE
Oh, sir...
We'll go to Paris on Monday.
What shall I wear? I dare-
n't pack We'll ride a train
With you beside me on Sunday
What will I care what things
I lack Then sail to spain
I'll take my reticule
Why take your reticule?
I'll need my reticule
We'll buy a reticule
You mustn't
think me a fool I'd never think
But my reticule you a fool but a
Never leaves my side, It's the reticule...Leave it all a-
my mother gave me... side and begin again and...
Kiss me! Kiss me!
The name is
Todd Kiss me! I know a Todd?
Todd, place where we can go
Sweeney We'll go there tonight Sweeney
Todd. Kiss me! We have a Kiss me! We have a Todd?
Todd, Sweeney place where we can go tonight I loved place where we can go tonight Sweeney
Todd. loved you even as I loved you even as I Todd.
Todd. saw you, Even as it saw you, Even as it, Todd.
Todd. does not not matter that I did not matter that I Todd.
Still don't did not
Sweeney know your know your Sweeney
Todd. name, sir, Even as I name. Jo- Todd.
Todd. saw you, Even as it does hanna! Jo- Todd.
Todd. does not matter that I hanna! Jo- Todd.
still don't know your hanna!
name (spoken) Anthony

From "MacArthur Park":

"Spring was never waiting for us, girl / It ran one step ahead / As we followed in the dance." Huh?

From Paul McCartney's "Bip Bop"

Bip bop bip bop boom boom bip bop bip bop boom boom bip bop bip bop boom boom BAM!

George Harrison said he found "Bip Bop" "hard to relate to."

:eek2:

From Paul McCartney's "Bip Bop"

Bip bop bip bop boom boom bip bop bip bop boom boom bip bop bip bop boom boom BAM!

George harrison said he found "Bip Bop" "hard to relate to."

:eek2:
:rofl: I wonder why. :lol:

Crowded House's "Don't Dream it's Over"

There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup

---

Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof



Never made sense to me.

oh lord.....ummmm Finger 11's "One Thing" song
"even though I know, I dont wanna know, yea I guess I know" wtf is that?

Mario Winans "I Dont Wanna Know"
"If your playin me keep it on the low cause my heart cant take it anymore" uhhh I think any sane person would want to know if they were being cheated on

oh lord.....ummmm Finger 11's "One Thing" song
"even though I know, I dont wanna know, yea I guess I know" wtf is that?


:lol: Dude can't make up his mind.

Hooch
by The Melvins
Houdini, 1993

Los ticka toe rest.
Might likea sender doe ree.
Your make a doll a ray day
sender bright like a penelty.

Exi-tease my ray day
member half lost a beat away.
Purst in like a one way sender
war give a heart like a fay.

Cuz I can ford a red eed
only street a wide a ree land.
Die-mond make a mid-evil
bike a sake a like a ree caste.

Cuz I can ford a red eed
only street a wide a ree land.
On a ree land.
Find a ree land.

You sink a my swan.
Rolly a get a worst in.
Maybe minus way far central
poor forty duck a pin.

Milk maid dud bean.
Master a load a head.
Pill pop a dope a well run
general hash pump a gonna led.

:rock: :guitar: :guitar: :rock:

Most Duran Duran songs make no sense. "Union of the Snake?" WHAAAAAAT??

One of my favorite artists is Joe Henry. He has some really strange lyrics.

:rofl: it sounds like something you'd hear on these songs i have to listen to in this preschool i work in.
I agree :lol:

From "Tin Man" by America -

"Sometimes late when things are real. . . ."

"Cause never was the reason for the evening / For the tropic of Sir Galahad."

:confused:

"S------g on my t----es like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my Chrissy be-Hynde
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?"
-Peaches, "F--- The Pain Away"

U from Paula Abdul. PA in one part says, 'Hey baby. Watch my dance(Dancy instrumental plays music plays for a short while). How can we "watch" her dance if there is no video to the song?:rolleyes: It would have made more sense to have a video to U, and have her dancing her famous choreograghed dancing moves for that "Watch me dance" part.:rolleyes:

U from Paula Abdul. PA in one part says, 'Hey baby. Watch my dance(Dancy instrumental plays music plays for a short while). How can we "watch" her dance if there is no video to the song?:rolleyes: It would have made more sense to have a video to U, and have her dancing her famous choreograghed dancing moves for that "Watch me dance" part.:rolleyes:


That's when your imagination comes in.;)

"Lady Griing Soul" by David Bowie - "Lady Grinning Soul's cool canasta. . . ."

ohno: :lol:

"The Night Chicago Died" by Paper Lace

"Daddy was a cop on the east side of Chicago." Chicago doesn't have an east side - the lake is east! :lol: :eek:

:rofl: it sounds like something you'd hear on these songs i have to listen to in this preschool i work in.
:rofl:

"Why not take a crazy chance / Why not do a crazy dance"

-Hillary Duff
:rofl: I WAS GOING TO POST THAT.
edit - hmm i see already commented it lololzzzzzz

How about from "Karn Evil 9" by Emerson, Lake and Palmer. . . .

Soon the gypsy queen
In a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guiollotine,
Waht a scene! What a scene!

WHA?

"After The Lovin'" by Englebert Humperdinck

"Thanks for taking me on a one-way trip to the sun."

Why would anyone even make a rounr trip to a huge, fiery, gaseous orb, let alone stand on it? :lol:

:rofl: it sounds like something you'd hear on these songs i have to listen to in this preschool i work in.
:rofl:

"Why not take a crazy chance / Why not do a crazy dance"

-Hillary Duff
:rofl: