Its time like this i wish i was a mind reader,because mixed messages are a joke :mad:
See,there's this guy i know and one minute he's looking at me,the next he's looking away and whenever i look at him,he doesn't look back.Its really frustrating,I kind of like him,and just wish he'd stop with the games.One minute he wants me,the next he doesn't.
Why the hell do boys carry on like this?

How do you know he likes you?

He could just be shy. It's not easy to look someone in the eye; the eyes reveal so much. He quite probably is not playing "games" at all.

And, I might add, the action is not exclusive to guys. Gals do that too. I found it to be extremely hard to make eye-contact with other people for the longest time.

how old are you?

set him on fire - if he stop, drop and rolls, you'll know that he's not REALLY carrying a torch for you.

I agree he's probably shy. If you like him you take the first step and ask him out. It is the 00's after all. ;)

how do you know he's doing it on purpose?

he might be shy

he probably doesn't want you to know he's looking at you so he looks away. i do that too.

OMG...you and I are living parallel lives. Okay, so there's this guy, we'll call him "Brian." So Brian likes me, but he can be, well, a man. He keeps teasing me about wanting to sleep with me, and shyeah right, that's not gonna happen anytime soon, cuz just...well, this would turn into a discussion of irrational fears, so anyway...

problem is...half the time I have no idea if he's kidding, or he really is a jerk, and it seems like I'm always saying something to piss him off and then he gets all kindergarten and ignores me. Like, he said if I didn't (get this) Xerox my boobs and show him (you know, like all those idiots who Xerox their asses at work) he wouldn't talk to me anymore. Well, what do I look like, a whore? And now he isn't answering my emails and I am so ****ing confused I want to beat the hell out of him or something.

I HATE MEN.

I wouldn't worry about it, guys suck sometimes.

I like someone. It all started when I thought he liked me, so I was all..aww...but then I started to like him, too. Of course, I'm now realizing I was probably full of **** and a ****** to think that just because a boy looks at you he likes you. So now I like him and everything sucks. The end.

well, as i think of it, when a girl looks at me she could either be looking at me because:

1. she is wondering how someone can be so ugly as me

2. she doesn't know who i am and is looking at me, trying to figure out.

3. she likes me

it depends. if you like someone, just say hi to them and see what they do. that's the best way to tell. if someone flirts with you/shows flirtatious signs, and then does something that denies them, chances are they like you and are trying to cover up for it.

OMG...you and I are living parallel lives. Okay, so there's this guy, we'll call him "Brian." So Brian likes me, but he can be, well, a man. He keeps teasing me about wanting to sleep with me, and shyeah right, that's not gonna happen anytime soon, cuz just...well, this would turn into a discussion of irrational fears, so anyway...

problem is...half the time I have no idea if he's kidding, or he really is a jerk, and it seems like I'm always saying something to piss him off and then he gets all kindergarten and ignores me. Like, he said if I didn't (get this) Xerox my boobs and show him (you know, like all those idiots who Xerox their asses at work) he wouldn't talk to me anymore. Well, what do I look like, a whore? And now he isn't answering my emails and I am so ****ing confused I want to beat the hell out of him or something.

I HATE MEN.
reminds me of bill o'reilly.

Sarah, you are so hilarious sometimes. How do you do it? You definitely add much enlightenment to Sitcoms Online. You should be presented an award. :lol:

:nod: there are certain members that the board would be totally different without, and she is one of them.

Sarah, you are so hilarious sometimes. How do you do it? You definitely add much enlightenment to Sitcoms Online. You should be presented an award. :lol:

You should be presented the ass kissing award.

Im kidding, don't get pissed.

if i was presented an ass kissing award, i'd destroy it.

reminds me of bill o'reilly.

:lol:

*presents Jonathan an ass kissers award*

:lol:

See, Cathy thinks she's funny too. Right?

indeed. plus it was true. maybe he really is Bill O'Reilly.

he sounds like a douche. that guy you mentioned before sounds like he is treating you like a slut.

Thanks, man. I appreciate it.

anytime.

I agree. Cathy also deserves the award.

*picks up award and hands it to Cathy*

Congratulations. :wave:


:lol:

*hands Jonathan a larger ass kissers award*

he sounds like a douche. that guy you mentioned before sounds like he is treating you like a slut.

Yeah, I know. And I still like him. That is so sad in so many ways. :wallbang

I agree. Cathy also deserves the award.

*picks up award and hands it to Cathy*

Congratulations. :wave:


:lol:

Yay! I win something!

Yeah, I know. And I still like him. That is so sad in so many ways. :wallbang

that's too bad because i had an idea on something you could do to him. but since you still like him, no comment. :lol:

*Laughs at how some people just try to be funny - but just can't succeed. Cannot help but to laugh - very hard*

*slaps Jonathan*

Tell. Share. Enlighten.

What's going on, I missed the first page of posts? :lol:

well, Cathy could kick that guy in a place where he'd be paralyzed, slap him across the face, or find a slut to hook up with him that would let him treat her like a slut. but I doubt Cathy would do that stuff, and besides........ she still likes him.

excuse me, i physically assaulted you. i slapped you :D

what the ****, dude? apparently my bill o'reilly remark triggered all this.

looks like it did. funny how one comment can start a whole new discussion. :p

that's too bad because i had an idea on something you could do to him. but since you still like him, no comment. :lol:

:lol: Tell me anyway.

:lol: Tell me anyway.

i did. refer to page 2

well, Cathy could kick that guy in a place where he'd be paralyzed, slap him across the face, or find a slut to hook up with him that would let him treat her like a slut. but I doubt Cathy would do that stuff, and besides........ she still likes him.

Hmm...I wonder where I could find a slut... ;)

*looks at yellow pages*

looks like it did. funny how one comment can start a whole new discussion. :p

It's the SO way.

Well this sucks! Sluts aren't in the yellow pages.

ooh i know tons of sluts that would just love to share their boobs with that guy. one of them being my ex girlfriend, Dianna. wait a minute, she has no boobs whatsoever, no bra necessary. doesn't sound much like an attraction. ;)

ooh i know tons of sluts that would just love to share their boobs with that guy. one of them being my ex girlfriend, Dianna. wait a minute, she has no boobs whatsoever, no bra necessary. doesn't sound much like an attraction. ;)

:lol: No, I think they need to be at least a B cup.

Well this sucks! Sluts aren't in the yellow pages.

yah imagine if there was a section labeled "sluts" and it listed them in order of how slutty they are. my ex would be one of the first ones listed. next would be her best friend Makayla, whose boyfriend got suspended for sexually harrassing her. maybe a male slut list is necessary too. ;)

:lol: No, I think they need to be at least a B cup.

i'm so sorry, i don't speak bra language. please translate that for me. :lol:

Jonathan, do you know how to speak boob? i don't.

yah imagine if there was a section labeled "sluts" and it listed them in order of how slutty they are. my ex would be one of the first ones listed. next would be her best friend Makayla, whose boyfriend got suspended for sexually harrassing her. maybe a male slut list is necessary too. ;)

Yeah, gotta keep it equal or equal rights people would complain.

i'm so sorry, i don't speak bra language. please translate that for me. :lol:

:rofl: Um...hmm...yeah, so this is hard. Let's see...Cantelope would be a C or D...grapefruit. I suppose that's about a C.

my mom says that men are usually the ones to be players and have sex with multiple people so she says they should be the ones to be called "sluts" and "whores". she says that the people who developed those terms were sexist pigs who call themselves men.

:rofl: Um...hmm...yeah, so this is hard. Let's see...Cantelope would be a C or D...grapefruit. I suppose that's about a C.

my ex girlfriend is considering getting a boob job because she wants to sexually attract guys. she has no boobs at all. none. she also has extremely hairy legs (she exposed them to me. eww) and a unibrow which she refuses to shave. but yet she always has a boyfriend. interesting.

before she gets implants, maybe you should teach her how to speak boob.

oh my god, how the hell did we go from discussing boy problems to analyzing prostitutes and their boobs?

because boys have problems with girls because of their boobs, as proven in this thread.

my ex girlfriend is considering getting a boob job because she wants to sexually attract guys. she has no boobs at all. none. she also has extremely hairy legs (she exposed them to me. eww) and a unibrow which she refuses to shave. but yet she always has a boyfriend. interesting.

before she gets implants, maybe you should teach her how to speak boob.

eww...shave girl.

:lol: Okay. I'll get my fruit lines up. Starting with grapes.

because boys have problems with girls because of their boobs, as proven in this thread.

Yeah, it was my fault because I brought boob up in the first place. :lol:

my mom says that men are usually the ones to be players and have sex with multiple people so she says they should be the ones to be called "sluts" and "whores". she says that the people who developed those terms were sexist pigs who call themselves men.

I'd go for that. Men are sluts. :D

Its time like this i wish i was a mind reader,because mixed messages are a joke :mad:
See,there's this guy i know and one minute he's looking at me,the next he's looking away and whenever i look at him,he doesn't look back.Its really frustrating,I kind of like him,and just wish he'd stop with the games.One minute he wants me,the next he doesn't.
Why the hell do boys carry on like this?

I've been through this before. You have to be the first to make the move. He may be afraid of rejection so if you tell him how you feel he may come around. I did that when I was in your situation and now me and him are "talking" more than ever.....so try it iif he says he doesnt like you than its not ever worth it.

I'd go for that. Men are sluts. :D

ahem, not all of them ;) but i have to admit a great portion of people are sluts nowadays, both genders included.

ahem, not all of them ;) but i have to admit a great portion of people are sluts nowadays, both genders included.

This is true. And yes, some men are good guys.

OMG...you and I are living parallel lives. Okay, so there's this guy, we'll call him "Brian." So Brian likes me, but he can be, well, a man. He keeps teasing me about wanting to sleep with me, and shyeah right, that's not gonna happen anytime soon, cuz just...well, this would turn into a discussion of irrational fears, so anyway...

problem is...half the time I have no idea if he's kidding, or he really is a jerk, and it seems like I'm always saying something to piss him off and then he gets all kindergarten and ignores me. Like, he said if I didn't (get this) Xerox my boobs and show him (you know, like all those idiots who Xerox their asses at work) he wouldn't talk to me anymore. Well, what do I look like, a whore? And now he isn't answering my emails and I am so ****ing confused I want to beat the hell out of him or something.

I HATE MEN.

That's a pretty strange request...even by strange guy standards.

my ex girlfriend is considering getting a boob job because she wants to sexually attract guys. she has no boobs at all. none. she also has extremely hairy legs (she exposed them to me. eww) and a unibrow which she refuses to shave. but yet she always has a boyfriend. interesting.

before she gets implants, maybe you should teach her how to speak boob.

WTF? How old is she???

WTF? How old is she???

13, my age.

13, my age.

A 13 year-old wants a boob job? She has not reasoning or logic skills. Her boobs have a good 6-7 years to grow yet. Kids. ohno:

13, my age.
Ha. Tell her good luck convincing the plastic surgeons to actually give her one.

well she obviously hasn't been paying attention in health class. she got a D so it figures. why should she care if she has big boobs or not?

well she obviously hasn't been paying attention in health class. she got a D so it figures. why should she care if she has big boobs or not?

Yeah, haha, figures. Hard to imagine where she gets the idea having big boobs is necessary at 13. I can't imagine a lot of girls your age have biguns yet.

trust me they don't. Dianna (my ex) is so desperate to attract guys that she'd do anything to sexually attract guys.

trust me they don't. Dianna (my ex) is so desperate to attract guys that she'd do anything to sexually attract guys.

Kids are trying to grow up too young these days. Seems like that especially applies with girls. Even just 7 years ago when I was that old, I don't really remember girls acting like this. Then again, I grew up in a really small town, and went to a really small school, where everybody knew everybody else pretty well. That probably makes a difference.

there was this freshman at my highschool who was a slutty cheerleader and already had a nose and boob job. morooonn

:lol: This girl in my Science class does that to me

Its really frustrating,I kind of like him,and just wish he'd stop with the games.One minute he wants me,the next he doesn't.

The story of my life. I honestly have no idea what to say, except that this exact thing happened to me, and now the guy stopped talking to me. Go figure. If this guy really likes you, he would want to get to know you and he would talk to you more. But if he doesn't, he's either too shy or he doesn't like you in the way you think. Good luck ;)

That's a pretty strange request...even by strange guy standards.

Oh good...someone agrees. A guy agrees!

That makes me feel better.

So, is it strange by strange drunk guy standards? lol

Ha. Tell her good luck convincing the plastic surgeons to actually give her one.

There's probably some quack out there that will.

Kids are trying to grow up too young these days. Seems like that especially applies with girls. Even just 7 years ago when I was that old, I don't really remember girls acting like this. Then again, I grew up in a really small town, and went to a really small school, where everybody knew everybody else pretty well. That probably makes a difference.

I grew up in a big suburb, but I don't think we were that bad back in 1992. Unless it was way secret.

trust me they don't. Dianna (my ex) is so desperate to attract guys that she'd do anything to sexually attract guys.

So, by the time she's 16, she'll either have STDs or a baby. Great for her.

well she obviously hasn't been paying attention in health class. she got a D so it figures. why should she care if she has big boobs or not?
I'm not altogether sure why it's even important...I mean, I think most chicks just want big boobs cuz guys want them. That's way shallow and superficial. The bigger they are, the more problems you can have. They get in the way, they make your back hurt...and silicone can leak.

Oh good...someone agrees. A guy agrees!

That makes me feel better.

So, is it strange by strange drunk guy standards? lol

Yeah, haha. I wouldn't have the guts to say something like that..drunk or not.

Yeah, haha. I wouldn't have the guts to say something like that..drunk or not.

:lol: Boy, I can really pick them.