Chat transcript from 02/14

So, Mike and Susan are breaking up?
Yes. They break up because he gets pegged for Mrs. Huber's murder, he decides to come clean and write her a letter telling her everything about why he's on Wisteria Lane. He knocks on her door, but she doesn't answer, so he slides it under the door. Meanwhile, Susan and Edie are fighting over a new man in town, and they get into an accident which is Susan's fault. Edie comes over to give Susan a bill for the accident, and you'll never guess what she finds! Trust me, you'll be pulling out your hair on this one.

Regarding Doug Savant's big secret, is it something she would divorce him for?
Most definitely. And don't forget, Doug Savant is a guest star, not series regular, mis amigos.

Could you give us another hint about Tom Scavo's secret?
Anyone hear what Lynette said to him in last night's promo? "You're home less than half the time as it is." Very telling!

Is Jesse Metcalfe ever returning to Desperate Housewives? Kinda seems pointless, huh?
He's back this week, I believe.

Desperate Housewives news?
Bree's son won't be around much longer. He's sent off to a camp for juvenile delinquents after he's caught smoking pot

Please! One last bit about Desperate Housewives!
Zach's relationship with Julie isn't all it's cracked up to be. Look for a falling-out between those two. Also, his daddy smooches someone very soon