View Full Version : Russian Immigrant Gets Literally Thrown Out Of His Apartment in New York


Cactus Jack
02-11-2005, 08:37 PM
New York NY (AFP)- IN New York, a Russian man who had come to America was literally thrown out of his apartment by his girlfriend

Pickup Andropoff , 35, was an immigrant who his girlfriend,Amanda Hugginkiss, 30, was getting annoyed by him

"Pickup was just some random guy I thought would be a good boyfriend, then he inivted me to his apartment", Hugginkiss said , "then he started acting pervertish, looking in to the closet as I was changing, he had pased my annoyance level"

Then Hugginkiss strated screaming at Andropoff, then when he least expected it she opened the window and literally threw him out


Andropoff was then rushed to a hospital where he recovered greatly, he now has a new girlfirend, a prositute named Francine.

Hugginkiss, got back with her old boyfriennd, a man named Seymour Butz

Butz was quoted as syaing, "Im glad Pickup Andropoff is gone and going out with a prostutite.

Andropoff was seen but did not wish to comment as he was getting busy with Francine so all we got was "AOOHHH YESSSSSSSSSS DO IT MORRRRRRRRRE"


;)

x3 Taylor x3
02-11-2005, 08:40 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Official News Thread?

Cactus Jack
02-11-2005, 08:41 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Official News Thread?
This is a PARODY THREAD look at the names of the people

x3 Taylor x3
02-11-2005, 09:01 PM
This is a PARODY THREAD look at the names of the people

:rofl: Sorry, I didn't really take the time to read the article.

TJL
02-11-2005, 09:26 PM
Good work Ron.

So this Amanda chick, she's single now?

;)

phoebe7165
02-11-2005, 10:06 PM
So if Pickup and Francine ever break up, maybe he can hook up with her prostitute friend, Mona Lot.

Cactus Jack
02-11-2005, 10:08 PM
:rofl: Sorry, I didn't really take the time to read the article.
:D

Cactus Jack
02-11-2005, 10:09 PM
Good work Ron.

So this Amanda chick, she's single now?

;)
Thanks

Yeah now she is ;) Last I heard she's looking for a man with the initials TJL

Cactus Jack
02-11-2005, 10:09 PM
So if Pickup and Francine ever break up, maybe he can hook up with her prostitute friend, Mona Lot.
YUp LOL!!!!

Cactus Jack
06-23-2005, 06:38 PM
Pickup Yurclothes is his best friend

Superstar
06-24-2005, 02:39 AM
:rofl: Good one Jack :lol: