:eek2:

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Apparently, she didn't think the judge had the balls to sentence her to jail time...

thumbs up for her ripping off his ........ball
thumbs down for doing it because he didn't want sex and for having to be drunk. o ya and for not completing it, like getting the dick off and the other ball. ya. it's a "package" deal. lool

2 words come to my mind about this crime GROSS and OWOOOOOO

Ouch was first for me. :eek:

Crazy isn't the word for that woman. He wouldn't sleep with her... so she goes and does that? Good God. She deserves more than just two and a half years. :mad:

Apparently, she didn't think the judge had the balls to sentence her to jail time...
not if she'd torn them off.

Do you understand how insanely hard someone would have to pull to physically TEAR it off??! GOOD LORD.

Women are so violent, men really need to be careful around them.

Slut

ew

thumbs up for her ripping off his ........ball
thumbs down for doing it because he didn't want sex and for having to be drunk. o ya and for not completing it, like getting the dick off and the other ball. ya. it's a "package" deal. lool

Why in the hell should she get a 'thumbs up' for ripping off his testacle? He ended their relationship and refused to have sex with her. He didn't deserve that, no matter how you look at it.

Women are so violent, men really need to be careful around them.
whatever. he was asking for it.

whatever. he was asking for it.

:rolleyes:

Kristina:
thumbs up for her ripping off his ........ball
thumbs down for doing it because he didn't want sex and for having to be drunk. o ya and for not completing it, like getting the dick off and the other ball. ya. it's a "package" deal.


Edited by Lee

:rolleyes:
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/617/sleigh.mov

:, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth
I take it she doesn't own a purse?! Gad. :eek2:

Well this was disgusting. :eek:

She could've cut off his penis instead you know

She could've cut off his penis instead you know

Yeah. Like Lorena Bobbit.

Ewww...she put it in her mouth?! Major sick!!! :barf:

Ewww...she put it in her mouth?! Major sick!!! :barf:

well since she didn't mind it in her mouth, why would she mind having sex? :lol: anyway she sounds like a sick slut.

too bad she didn't have anything he could have pulled off (thats in that area)

Wow, im about to puke up my lunch puke:

thumbs up for her ripping off his ........ball
thumbs down for doing it because he didn't want sex and for having to be drunk. o ya and for not completing it, like getting the dick off and the other ball. ya. it's a "package" deal. lool

you are so stupid.

My question is--how did she get to his testicle, rip it off, and then take it if he was fully clothed? I can see if she grabbed his d***. Unless he was wearing loose pants. I don't know. Just kicking him in an area that God meant to be treated nicely would've been satisfaction enough for me!! :lol:

Lesson learned:never EVER turn down sex!! :p

Lesson learned:never EVER turn down sex!! :p

Seriously... who would? I sure as heck wouldn't. :lol:

Well I know one gal who's not getting anything for Valentine's Day...

;)

Thank goodness Mrs. Roper wasn't like that on Three's Company...

you are so stupid.

you're annoying and gay.

i win.

you're annoying and gay.

i win.
id rather be annoying and gay than insane, hm well im all three...but yeah. you're dumb.

id rather be annoying and gay than insane, hm well im all three...but yeah. you're dumb.
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this product looks like something you'd be interested in.

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this product looks like something you'd be interested in.
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id rather be annoying and gay than insane, hm well im all three...but yeah. you're dumb.

I'm not insane or dumb, so w.e.

I'm not insane or dumb, so w.e.
BUT YA ARE HONEY, YA ARE

my computer wont load that
sucks for you.

¯ Stupid spoiled whore video playset ¯
Girl: We can make videos to get out on the internet!
Other girl: yeah!
¯ Stupid spoiled whore video playset
Show the whole world what a slut you are ¯
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset comes with video camera, night vision filter, play money, losable cell phone, and sixteen hits of ecstacy.

sucks for you.

¯ Stupid spoiled whore video playset ¯
Girl: We can make videos to get out on the internet!
Other girl: yeah!
¯ Stupid spoiled whore video playset
Show the whole world what a slut you are ¯
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset comes with video camera, night vision filter, play money, losable cell phone, and sixteen hits of ecstacy.

:lol: at that

Ew, that story was so gross. Is that even possible? :confused:

:eek2:

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Ew! She put the testicle in her mouth?!? That is so gross. Some people in this world are so weird. :crazy:

i'm not even a guy and that makes me hurt !!

and another thought... what kind of a pair did this guy have, i mean, a woman was able to tear them off w/ her bare hands??

you're annoying and gay.

i win.

:lol:

and another thought... what kind of a pair did this guy have, i mean, a woman was able to tear them off w/ her bare hands??
anyone check to see if the victim looks like dis guy?

http://www.hasbro.be/img/hasbro/mr_potatohead_4.gif

you're annoying and gay.

i win.

right, ****ing bitch. i hope some guy/girl cuts your tits off and makes you eat them.

you lose

Ew! She put the testicle in her mouth?!? That is so gross. Some people in this world are so weird. :crazy:

That seriously makes me want to gag, but the simple fact that she ripped it off with her bare hands...that's crazy!

anyone check to see if the victim looks like dis guy?

http://www.hasbro.be/img/hasbro/mr_potatohead_4.gif


:lol:

Its the new and improved Mr. Potato Head 2005, now
with removable _____.

right, ****ing bitch. i hope some guy/girl cuts your tits off and makes you eat them.

you lose

OMG that has got to be the funniest thing i've ever read!!! :lol:

please, tell me your kidding... if your not, that's just sad

TheAnswerMan:right, ****ing bitch. i hope some guy/girl cuts your tits off and makes you eat them.

you lose


That is in bad taste. Janice should know about that remark.
janice knows people say things like that, she doesn't care unless it offends someone. why do you care that he said that? it wasn't directed at you. learn to mind your own business.

OMG that has got to be the funniest thing i've ever read!!! :lol:

please, tell me your kidding... if your not, that's just sad

lozlx

TheAnswerMan:right, ****ing bitch. i hope some guy/girl cuts your tits off and makes you eat them.

you lose


That is in bad taste. Janice should know about that remark.


you aren't a mod, shut the **** up, kthx.

TheAnswerMan:
you aren't a mod, shut the **** up, kthx.


My name is not kthx. Learn to speak to me in a better tone of voice or don't
speak to me at all.


i wasn't planning on speaking to you. you have to add your stupid ****ing comments when no one wants to read them.

safety pin:
janice knows people say things like that, she doesn't care unless it offends someone. why do you care that he said that? it wasn't directed at you. learn to mind your own business.


Well, it offended me. Maybe you ought to mind your own business.

you are such a hypocrite

TheAnswerMan:
you aren't a mod, shut the **** up, kthx.


My name is not kthx. Learn to speak to me in a better tone of voice or don't
speak to me at all.

omfg it meant "ok thanks". and how do you know his tone of voice when you can't hear him speak and its only letters on a computer screen? and if you're going to act like a moderator and boss people around, expect to get it thrown back at you.

safety pin:
janice knows people say things like that, she doesn't care unless it offends someone. why do you care that he said that? it wasn't directed at you. learn to mind your own business.


Well, it offended me. Maybe you ought to mind your own business.
l:eyes2:k who's talking. i have a right to reply to your posts. you're the one barging in on arguments just to tell people what to say, what not to say, and how to say it, and deciding whether what they said should be reported to janice.

i seriously don't know why it hasn't drilled into your head yet that you have no authority here and nobody has to listen to you and your stupid ****ing instructions on what and what not to do here. that's why so many people don't like you. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. ****ING. MODERATOR. for god's sake, just shut the **** up already.

l:eyes2:k who's talking. i have a right to reply to your posts. you're the one barging in on arguments just to tell people what to say, what not to say, and how to say it, and deciding whether what they said should be reported to janice.

i seriously don't know why it hasn't drilled into your head yet that you have no authority here and nobody has to listen to you and your stupid ****ing instructions on what and what not to do here. that's why so many people don't like you. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. ****ING. MODERATOR. for god's sake, just shut the **** up already.


WEBWARRIOR JUST GOT SERVED!!1!/one!!

it offended me :(
bbann him

it offended me :(
bbann him

yay, it worked!

what do you expect, when you post something like you did?

TheAnswerMan:
you aren't a mod, shut the **** up, kthx.


My name is not kthx. Learn to speak to me in a better tone of voice or don't
speak to me at all.
actually this is the internet, there are no tones on the internet...tones are vibrations perceived by the ear.

yay, it worked!

what do you expect, when you post something like you did?
I am sorry if I offended your balls or anybody elses out there. Please, accept my apology n lets all put this behind us.

Thx,
Kristina

I am sorry if I offended your balls or anybody elses out there. Please, accept my apology n lets all put this behind us.

Thx,
Kristina
balls behind us? i smell innuendo@

I am sorry if I offended your balls or anybody elses out there. Please, accept my apology n lets all put this behind us.

Thx,
Kristina


thank you.

TheAnswerMan:
you aren't a mod, shut the **** up, kthx.


My name is not kthx. Learn to speak to me in a better tone of voice or don't
speak to me at all.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good one. :rotflmao:

I am sorry if I offended your balls or anybody elses out there. Please, accept my apology n lets all put this behind us.

Thx,
Kristina

:eek: :lol:

My balls were very offended. ;)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good one. :rotflmao:
are you implying that was a good comeback or are you just laughing at him?

are you implying that was a good comeback or are you just laughing at him?

Good comeback, but at the same time, I was laughing at him. :crazy:

Good comeback, but at the same time, I was laughing at him. :crazy:
ok, just checking.

Well I know one gal who's not getting anything for Valentine's Day...

;)


I knew we would get another brilliant response from you! :lol: Thanks! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


;)

On a serious note. I knew a young man (20 something) who got kicked in the balls during a fight and he ended up with testicle cancer. It killed him in less than a year. So you fellas................ be careful out there! :eek:

Good comeback, but at the same time, I was laughing at him. :crazy:


lozlz