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02-04-2005, 06:04 PM
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Lucy Munson - Hilary Duff
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Bob Kimble - Blake Clark
Carlos - Yani Gellman
Homeless Guy - Roby
George - Brenden Jefferson
Howie Sanders - Rurry
Bea Arthur - Herself
Reverand - Tom Poston
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Brad's Voice: Last Week On Odd Quad...
*Various Clips Of Last Week's Episode are shown*
Brad's Voice: And Now, Part 2.
*Brad & Kim Are Shown sitting on the couch*
Brad: I Can't Believe Jeff Would go off and get engaged after one date...Thats The Kinda thing Adam would do.
Kim: We Can't Tell him Not to do it, Though...What If he resents us for it?
Brad: You Know, This Wouldn't even be so bad if it were any other girl....But LUCY!
Kim: You really hate her don't you?
*Brad Is shown twitching*
Kim: I Guess That Means Yes...
Brad: Jeff Is about to throw his life away.
Kim: Yeah, But what can we do?
Brad: ...Nothing I Guess.
*Suddenly The door Barges Open and all that is seen is a foot, Which is then followed by Adam walking in wearing a Fireman Outfit.*
Adam: Guys...I Have A Plan.
Brad:....Kim....
Kim: Yeah?
Brad: I'm Scared...
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*The Scene takes off where it left off with Adam standing in a fireman Outfit and Brad & Kim sitting on the couch.*
Kim: Adam...I Dislike this marriage idea as much as you do, But Do you REALLY Think some Crazy Scheme is gonna stop it?
Adam: Yes...Yes I Do. So what do you say...You guys In?
Brad: As If I Have A Choice.
Kim: Yeah, I Guess. So What, This plan involves Fire Fighters?
Adam: Nah, I Just really felt like wearing this while bargeing in. Kinda gives off that Dramatic Feeling, Huh?
Brad: You're A Lunatic.
Adam: No Time for flattery Now, Brad. I Must Let you guys in on my secret plot. But first we're gonna be needing some more people...
*Mr. Munson walks In.*
Mr. Munson: Ok, What Can I Do to help?
Brad: Huh?
Mr. Munson: The Plot, Man...I Want to help with the plot.
Adam: How did you know about the plot?
Mr. Munson: You Imbacels Always Come up with a plot to stop things. It Just so happens I Want this wedding stopped just as much as you do.
Kim: Why?
Mr. Munson: Well Lets face it, I Love my Niece...But Shes No Angel. She Obviously has some type of ulterior motive...And besides...I Really despise the thought of one of you joining my family.
Adam: We love you too, Mr. Munson!
*Adam goes to hug Mr. Munson*
Mr. Munson: Don't Touch Me.
Adam: Well this is good...But we still need more people.....And I Know just who to get.
*Adam, Kim, Brad & Mr. Munson are shown Talking to George at George's House.*
George: You Can Count Me In, My Man is WAY Too young to get married.
*Adam, Kim, Brad, Mr. Munson & George are shown at the college Talking to Dean Sanders.*
Dean Sanders: Its obvious you're not going to leave me alone until I Accept, So Yes...I Guess I'm In.
*Howie Sanders Walks Up*
Howie: I'm In Too...Cause Kims In.
*Howie smiles and does a wave at Kim as Kim Looks disgusted. Adam, Kim, Brad, Mr. Munson, George, Dean Sanders, & Howie Sanders are shown in park.*
Adam: So what do you say...Will you help?
*Homeless Guy From Gameshow Episode is shown*
Homeless Guy: Well...Depends. Can I Have a sandwich?
Adam:...What KIND Of Sandwich?
Homeless Guy: Ham
Adam: No
Homeless Guy: Salami
Adam: No
Homeless Guy: Lucky Charms and Pickles?
Adam: I Am Ok With this.
Homeless Guy: Then You Can Count Me In.
Adam: We should have enough people...I Also Have someone else lined up just in case.
Brad: So what exactly IS This plan?
Adam: Ok Get this...We...
Everyone: Yes?
Adam: STOP THE WEDDING!
*Everyone remains silent.*
Howie: But...How?
Adam: I Dunno...Bea Arthur?
Brad: Are you telling me you never actually HAD A Plan?
Adam: ...You're all gonna hurt me now, Arent you?
*Everyone nods, Then they chase Adam down. The Apartment is then shown as Jeff & Lucy walk In.*
Lucy: Oh I LOVED The Wedding Preperations. Everything is exactly How I Wanted it...How about you?
Jeff: Well Actually...
Lucy: Great!
*Lucy walks over and sits down on the couch.*
Jeff: Lucy...Not that I'm Complaining, But I Can't Help but notice that you're the one making al the decisions about this wedding.
Lucy: You Don't Like them?
Jeff: No No, Its Not that...I Just...Wanted to help with the decisions.
Lucy: Jeffy Weffy, If we're going to get married you're simply going to have to get used to the fact that the Woman makes all the decisions.
Jeff: Whaaa?
Lucy: Jeff, Could you go to the store and buy me some tampons. I Think its that time again...
Jeff: What? NO! Thats Unsanitary!
Lucy: Pleeeease
Jeff: Lucy, That is Crossing the line!
*Lucy gives a pout*
Jeff: Aw C'Mon, Lucy...
*Lucy continues Pouting*
Jeff: Oh Ok...
*Jeff walks out. Lucy walks over and opens the door to make sure hes gone, Then signals for something as a Latino Guy walks In.*
Lucy: Hes Gone, Carlos.
Carlos: Ohhhh You Look Beautiful tonight...But Are you sure we should be doing this in his Apartment?
Lucy: He Won't be back for another 20 minutes, And His loser friends are all out doing something. Besides...I Think its kinda exciting this way.
Carlos: *Smiles* I Love the excitement.
*Carlos & Lucy start to make out. Adam, Brad & Kim are shown outside of the apartment as they walk up.*
Brad: Well That Was A Big Waste Of Time.
Kim: Well Look, Maybe shes changed.
Adam: Maybe.
*They all open the door and see Lucy & Carlos making out. Lucy & Carlos however do not see or hear them as they are too concentrated on eachother, They then close the door and walk back out.*
Brad: *Sarcasticly* Yeah...Great Theory, Kim.
Kim: Poor Jeff...
Adam: Ok Ok...I May Not Have had much of a plan before, But We Can make this work.
Brad: We Have to...For Jeff's sake.
*The Scene fades as the wedding is shown. Many People are sitting in the aisles. Jeff is shown backstage tieing his tie when George walks In.*
George: You sure you wanna do this?
Jeff: *Smiles* Positive.
George: Ok, Man. See you out there.
*George Pats Jeff on the back and walks out to the hallway, Then takes a walky talky out of his pocket.*
George: Hes going through with it. Move to phase 2.
*Jeff's Father Bob walks by George and walks into the room Jeff is in.*
Jeff: DAD?!
Bob: Don't You "Dad" Me...Son, Theres one thing i've taught you over the years...Don't Make the same mistake I Did.
Jeff: Getting Married too soon?
Bob: Getting Married PERIOD! Look How Miserable I Am!
Jeff: Dad...
Bob: Hush Up Son, I'm Trying to make a point. Theres something you need to know....You see those beautiful, nice, loving and caring girls that you date...Turn into Old, Wrinkled, Cranky and MEAN Old Women when you're married. Heck, You're Mother used to be Hot!
Jeff: Its not all about looks, Dad...
*Bob Looks at Jeff like he doesn't believe them.*
Jeff: Well Ok It Is. But I'm Still doing it.
Bob: *Sighs* Ya Obviously get your brains from your Mother's side of the family, Jeff...Come to think of it so does Patrick. I'm Still Not convinced you're not the MAILMAN's kids.
*Bob walks Out.*
Jeff: Nice talking to you too, Dad.
*Bob is walking down the hallway and takes out a Walky Talky*
Bob: Didn't Work. Continue onto the next step.
*Jeff walks out of the room and sees Bob with the walky talky.*
Jeff: Uhhh Dad....Whats with the walky talky?
Bob: Uhh...My Cell phone ran out of minutes.
Jeff:.....Ok.
*Jeff walks off when Dean Sanders walks up to him.*
Dean Sanders: Mr. Kimble, How are you?
Jeff: Dean Sanders?
Dean Sanders: Yeah. I've been wondering, Have you been thinking about College?
Jeff: What?
Dean Sanders: I Know its an odd day to discuss it with you, But Have you been thinking about College? The University might be interested in you next year.
Jeff: Thats...Great. I Guess.
*Adam & Brad are standing up front in Tuxedos as Howie walks Up.*
Howie: My Dad's Stalling him, And Speaking from experience of his long and boring conversations...Its gonna take awhile.
Adam: Good Job, Howie.
*Howie walks off.*
Brad: I Gotta give it to you, Adam...This Just might work. Think Kim's gonna get here in time?
Adam: If all of our distractions go just as planned, Then she'll have plenty of time. They're probably almost here.
*Kim & Carlos are shown standing on the side of the road as a car is broken down.*
Kim: Unbelieveable...
Carlos: Are you SURE That Lucy Would want me to break up the wedding?
Kim: Oh Yeah, She's gonna Think its REALLY Romantic.
Carlos: I Do Not Understand though, Why would you want your friend's Wedding stopped?
Kim: It Doesn't Matter...We're not even going to get there in time to stop it.
Carlos: Well Then...How About You And I? *Makes Eyebrows Go Up and down*
Kim: You're Disgusting.
*Dean Sanders is shown still talking to Jeff.*
Jeff: Dean Sanders, Could we talk about this later? I Gotta go get married now if you don't mind...
*Jeff walks off as Dean Sanders digs out a walky talky.*
Dean Sanders: Hes Walking away...Is Ms. Stevens back yet?
Adam: *Talking On Walky talky* Not Yet...
*Adam Puts the Walky Talky down*
Brad: We're Screwed arent we?
Adam: Not Yet We Aren't...We still Have the Homeless Guy.
*Brad Looks over at the Food Table and sees The Homeless Guy Stuffing things into his mouth*
Brad: Uhhh Adam...
*Brad points and Adam looks over, Then walks over.*
Adam: HOMELESS GUY...YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISTRACTING JEFF!
Homeless Guy: Oh Yeah...
*Jeff is about to walk down the aisle when The Homeless Guy walks up*
Homeless Guy: Hey Look At Me, I'm Homeless!
Jeff: Please Go Away...Now.
Homeless Guy: Okey Doke.
*Homeless Guy Walks back towards the food table*
Adam: Alot of good you are.
Homeless Guy: I Still Get my Lucky Charms and Pickles sandwich, Right?
Adam: NO!
*Homeless Guy shrugs it off and starts eating food off of the table again. Lucy is in the back getting ready as Mr. Munson walks up to her.*
Mr. Munson: Lucy...You Don't Really wan't to go through with this do you?
Lucy: Oh Yes I Do, Uncle Walter. I Can't Wait to see the look on Daddy's Face when he finds out I'm Married.
Mr. Munson: Lucy, As much as I Would love to see that as well...Mr. Kimble happens to be a Frien...A Frien...An Acquaintance of mine. I Think What you're doing is wrong.
Lucy: Sorry Uncle Walter, But You're not going to stop me...Nobodys going to stop this wedding.
*Mr. Munson sighs and gets ready to walk down the aisle. Jeff is shown at the front of the room with Adam, Brad, & The Reverand.*
Adam: You Uhhh...Still sure you wanna do this, Bud?
Jeff: Yes.
Brad: Even after the way she treated us last year?
Jeff: Yes.
Adam: These Tuxedo Pants are tight...Is anyone else experiencing an extreme wedgie?
Jeff & Brad: Yes.
Reverand: I Know how you guys feel, Why Do you think I became a Reverand? I Feel very free in this robe....And between you and Me *Whispers* I'm Not wearing any Underwear.
*Adam, Brad, & Jeff all look at the Reverand oddly before they each take one step away from him. The Wedding March Then starts to play as the ceremony begins. Mr. Munson & Lucy are then shown walking down the aisle as Jeff is shown standing with a big smile on his face. Adam & Brad Both Look worried when suddenly Bea Arthur walks In wearing an evening gown.*
Jeff: BEA ARTHUR?!
Brad: Uhhhh...Adam?
*Adam smiles*
Bea Arthur: Before you get married honey, I Think You Oughta see all that you'll be missing out on. HIT IT!
*Stripper Music plays as Bea Arthur is about to take her Evening Gown off. Everyone covers their eyes, Except The Homeless Guy, until suddenly Kim Comes running in and runs up to Adam.*
Adam: What took you so long?
Kim: The Car broke down, We had to hitchhike until Bea Arthur picked us up...By the way, Why IS Bea Arthur here?
Adam: All Part of my plan, Kim...*Grins* All Part of my plan.
*Brad & Kim Look at Adam Like hes an idiot as Jeff looks confused. Suddenly Carlos comes running in.*
Carlos: Lucy...
Lucy: Carlos? What the...
Carlos: I Have come to take you away...No Longer should we hide our love.
Lucy: Uhhh...I Don't Know what you're talking about.
Carlos: But Lucy...You Called me your Latin Lover.
Adam: *In Cuban Accent* Lucy...You Got some 'Splainin To Do!
Lucy: Uhh Uhhh...Don't Believe them, Jeff. They all set this up because they're against me...You And I Don't need them...We can take some of your parents' Millions and Move into a Mansion.
Jeff: Huh? My Parents' Millions?
Lucy: Your Parents are rich arent they?
Jeff: No...Brad's the one with the rich parents. My Dad's over there.
*Jeff points as Bob is shown talking to some young girl and scratching his butt.*
Bob: Wedding Ring? Nah, Thats A Medical Ring. Everyone that graduates from Harvard Medical School gets one.
*Lucy Looks shocked*
Lucy: Jeff, I'm Leaving you...Brad, Wanna get married?
Brad: I'd Rather Switch brains with Adam.
Adam: You mean you WILL Get the operation?
Brad: Quiet, You.
Lucy: Fine...Fine. Let's Go, Carlos.
*Lucy walks over and grabs Carlos by the hand and walks off with him.*
Carlos: So we can spend the rest of our lives together now?
Lucy: Shut Up...
*Lucy & Carlos walk out as Jeff looks sad.*
Adam: Hey Man, Don't feel so bad...At Least you had her longer than Brad & I Did...Plus ya got to make out with her for a week.
Brad: You're not helping, Adam...
Jeff: No Actually he is, I DID Get to make out with her for a week!
Reverand: So I Guess There won't be a wedding?
Adam: I Wouldn't Say That, Reverand...I Wouldn't Say That.
*The Wedding song plays as the front doors Of The Church open and Bea Arthur & The Homeless Guy walk out holding hands.*
Homeless Guy: This is the happiest day of my life...Are you going to make me a sandwich?
Bea Arthur: Honey, You Can have all of the sandwiches you want after we consummate the marriage.
Homeless Guy: Sweeeet!
*They get in the limo as it drives off. Adam, Brad, Kim & Jeff are shown standing and watching on as everybody else cheers.*
Adam: I Love Happy endings...
Brad: I Wouldn't Really call that a happy ending....More of A Twisted and Bizzare ending.
Adam: Twisted and Bizzare in a HAPPY Way.
Kim: You Know...All this weird stuff never happened to me before i moved in with you guys.
Jeff: To Think...I Almost got out.
Adam: Nah Jeff...Nobody Truly gets "Out"...Except for that chick we used to live with....Donna or something?
Brad: Lets go home and continue to live our meaningless lives while making other peoples' lives worse then they were before.
Adam: Sounds Like A Plan.
*The Four of them walk off into the sunset as the episode ends.*
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Lucy Munson - Hilary Duff
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Bob Kimble - Blake Clark
Carlos - Yani Gellman
Homeless Guy - Roby
George - Brenden Jefferson
Howie Sanders - Rurry
Bea Arthur - Herself
Reverand - Tom Poston
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Brad's Voice: Last Week On Odd Quad...
*Various Clips Of Last Week's Episode are shown*
Brad's Voice: And Now, Part 2.
*Brad & Kim Are Shown sitting on the couch*
Brad: I Can't Believe Jeff Would go off and get engaged after one date...Thats The Kinda thing Adam would do.
Kim: We Can't Tell him Not to do it, Though...What If he resents us for it?
Brad: You Know, This Wouldn't even be so bad if it were any other girl....But LUCY!
Kim: You really hate her don't you?
*Brad Is shown twitching*
Kim: I Guess That Means Yes...
Brad: Jeff Is about to throw his life away.
Kim: Yeah, But what can we do?
Brad: ...Nothing I Guess.
*Suddenly The door Barges Open and all that is seen is a foot, Which is then followed by Adam walking in wearing a Fireman Outfit.*
Adam: Guys...I Have A Plan.
Brad:....Kim....
Kim: Yeah?
Brad: I'm Scared...
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*The Scene takes off where it left off with Adam standing in a fireman Outfit and Brad & Kim sitting on the couch.*
Kim: Adam...I Dislike this marriage idea as much as you do, But Do you REALLY Think some Crazy Scheme is gonna stop it?
Adam: Yes...Yes I Do. So what do you say...You guys In?
Brad: As If I Have A Choice.
Kim: Yeah, I Guess. So What, This plan involves Fire Fighters?
Adam: Nah, I Just really felt like wearing this while bargeing in. Kinda gives off that Dramatic Feeling, Huh?
Brad: You're A Lunatic.
Adam: No Time for flattery Now, Brad. I Must Let you guys in on my secret plot. But first we're gonna be needing some more people...
*Mr. Munson walks In.*
Mr. Munson: Ok, What Can I Do to help?
Brad: Huh?
Mr. Munson: The Plot, Man...I Want to help with the plot.
Adam: How did you know about the plot?
Mr. Munson: You Imbacels Always Come up with a plot to stop things. It Just so happens I Want this wedding stopped just as much as you do.
Kim: Why?
Mr. Munson: Well Lets face it, I Love my Niece...But Shes No Angel. She Obviously has some type of ulterior motive...And besides...I Really despise the thought of one of you joining my family.
Adam: We love you too, Mr. Munson!
*Adam goes to hug Mr. Munson*
Mr. Munson: Don't Touch Me.
Adam: Well this is good...But we still need more people.....And I Know just who to get.
*Adam, Kim, Brad & Mr. Munson are shown Talking to George at George's House.*
George: You Can Count Me In, My Man is WAY Too young to get married.
*Adam, Kim, Brad, Mr. Munson & George are shown at the college Talking to Dean Sanders.*
Dean Sanders: Its obvious you're not going to leave me alone until I Accept, So Yes...I Guess I'm In.
*Howie Sanders Walks Up*
Howie: I'm In Too...Cause Kims In.
*Howie smiles and does a wave at Kim as Kim Looks disgusted. Adam, Kim, Brad, Mr. Munson, George, Dean Sanders, & Howie Sanders are shown in park.*
Adam: So what do you say...Will you help?
*Homeless Guy From Gameshow Episode is shown*
Homeless Guy: Well...Depends. Can I Have a sandwich?
Adam:...What KIND Of Sandwich?
Homeless Guy: Ham
Adam: No
Homeless Guy: Salami
Adam: No
Homeless Guy: Lucky Charms and Pickles?
Adam: I Am Ok With this.
Homeless Guy: Then You Can Count Me In.
Adam: We should have enough people...I Also Have someone else lined up just in case.
Brad: So what exactly IS This plan?
Adam: Ok Get this...We...
Everyone: Yes?
Adam: STOP THE WEDDING!
*Everyone remains silent.*
Howie: But...How?
Adam: I Dunno...Bea Arthur?
Brad: Are you telling me you never actually HAD A Plan?
Adam: ...You're all gonna hurt me now, Arent you?
*Everyone nods, Then they chase Adam down. The Apartment is then shown as Jeff & Lucy walk In.*
Lucy: Oh I LOVED The Wedding Preperations. Everything is exactly How I Wanted it...How about you?
Jeff: Well Actually...
Lucy: Great!
*Lucy walks over and sits down on the couch.*
Jeff: Lucy...Not that I'm Complaining, But I Can't Help but notice that you're the one making al the decisions about this wedding.
Lucy: You Don't Like them?
Jeff: No No, Its Not that...I Just...Wanted to help with the decisions.
Lucy: Jeffy Weffy, If we're going to get married you're simply going to have to get used to the fact that the Woman makes all the decisions.
Jeff: Whaaa?
Lucy: Jeff, Could you go to the store and buy me some tampons. I Think its that time again...
Jeff: What? NO! Thats Unsanitary!
Lucy: Pleeeease
Jeff: Lucy, That is Crossing the line!
*Lucy gives a pout*
Jeff: Aw C'Mon, Lucy...
*Lucy continues Pouting*
Jeff: Oh Ok...
*Jeff walks out. Lucy walks over and opens the door to make sure hes gone, Then signals for something as a Latino Guy walks In.*
Lucy: Hes Gone, Carlos.
Carlos: Ohhhh You Look Beautiful tonight...But Are you sure we should be doing this in his Apartment?
Lucy: He Won't be back for another 20 minutes, And His loser friends are all out doing something. Besides...I Think its kinda exciting this way.
Carlos: *Smiles* I Love the excitement.
*Carlos & Lucy start to make out. Adam, Brad & Kim are shown outside of the apartment as they walk up.*
Brad: Well That Was A Big Waste Of Time.
Kim: Well Look, Maybe shes changed.
Adam: Maybe.
*They all open the door and see Lucy & Carlos making out. Lucy & Carlos however do not see or hear them as they are too concentrated on eachother, They then close the door and walk back out.*
Brad: *Sarcasticly* Yeah...Great Theory, Kim.
Kim: Poor Jeff...
Adam: Ok Ok...I May Not Have had much of a plan before, But We Can make this work.
Brad: We Have to...For Jeff's sake.
*The Scene fades as the wedding is shown. Many People are sitting in the aisles. Jeff is shown backstage tieing his tie when George walks In.*
George: You sure you wanna do this?
Jeff: *Smiles* Positive.
George: Ok, Man. See you out there.
*George Pats Jeff on the back and walks out to the hallway, Then takes a walky talky out of his pocket.*
George: Hes going through with it. Move to phase 2.
*Jeff's Father Bob walks by George and walks into the room Jeff is in.*
Jeff: DAD?!
Bob: Don't You "Dad" Me...Son, Theres one thing i've taught you over the years...Don't Make the same mistake I Did.
Jeff: Getting Married too soon?
Bob: Getting Married PERIOD! Look How Miserable I Am!
Jeff: Dad...
Bob: Hush Up Son, I'm Trying to make a point. Theres something you need to know....You see those beautiful, nice, loving and caring girls that you date...Turn into Old, Wrinkled, Cranky and MEAN Old Women when you're married. Heck, You're Mother used to be Hot!
Jeff: Its not all about looks, Dad...
*Bob Looks at Jeff like he doesn't believe them.*
Jeff: Well Ok It Is. But I'm Still doing it.
Bob: *Sighs* Ya Obviously get your brains from your Mother's side of the family, Jeff...Come to think of it so does Patrick. I'm Still Not convinced you're not the MAILMAN's kids.
*Bob walks Out.*
Jeff: Nice talking to you too, Dad.
*Bob is walking down the hallway and takes out a Walky Talky*
Bob: Didn't Work. Continue onto the next step.
*Jeff walks out of the room and sees Bob with the walky talky.*
Jeff: Uhhh Dad....Whats with the walky talky?
Bob: Uhh...My Cell phone ran out of minutes.
Jeff:.....Ok.
*Jeff walks off when Dean Sanders walks up to him.*
Dean Sanders: Mr. Kimble, How are you?
Jeff: Dean Sanders?
Dean Sanders: Yeah. I've been wondering, Have you been thinking about College?
Jeff: What?
Dean Sanders: I Know its an odd day to discuss it with you, But Have you been thinking about College? The University might be interested in you next year.
Jeff: Thats...Great. I Guess.
*Adam & Brad are standing up front in Tuxedos as Howie walks Up.*
Howie: My Dad's Stalling him, And Speaking from experience of his long and boring conversations...Its gonna take awhile.
Adam: Good Job, Howie.
*Howie walks off.*
Brad: I Gotta give it to you, Adam...This Just might work. Think Kim's gonna get here in time?
Adam: If all of our distractions go just as planned, Then she'll have plenty of time. They're probably almost here.
*Kim & Carlos are shown standing on the side of the road as a car is broken down.*
Kim: Unbelieveable...
Carlos: Are you SURE That Lucy Would want me to break up the wedding?
Kim: Oh Yeah, She's gonna Think its REALLY Romantic.
Carlos: I Do Not Understand though, Why would you want your friend's Wedding stopped?
Kim: It Doesn't Matter...We're not even going to get there in time to stop it.
Carlos: Well Then...How About You And I? *Makes Eyebrows Go Up and down*
Kim: You're Disgusting.
*Dean Sanders is shown still talking to Jeff.*
Jeff: Dean Sanders, Could we talk about this later? I Gotta go get married now if you don't mind...
*Jeff walks off as Dean Sanders digs out a walky talky.*
Dean Sanders: Hes Walking away...Is Ms. Stevens back yet?
Adam: *Talking On Walky talky* Not Yet...
*Adam Puts the Walky Talky down*
Brad: We're Screwed arent we?
Adam: Not Yet We Aren't...We still Have the Homeless Guy.
*Brad Looks over at the Food Table and sees The Homeless Guy Stuffing things into his mouth*
Brad: Uhhh Adam...
*Brad points and Adam looks over, Then walks over.*
Adam: HOMELESS GUY...YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISTRACTING JEFF!
Homeless Guy: Oh Yeah...
*Jeff is about to walk down the aisle when The Homeless Guy walks up*
Homeless Guy: Hey Look At Me, I'm Homeless!
Jeff: Please Go Away...Now.
Homeless Guy: Okey Doke.
*Homeless Guy Walks back towards the food table*
Adam: Alot of good you are.
Homeless Guy: I Still Get my Lucky Charms and Pickles sandwich, Right?
Adam: NO!
*Homeless Guy shrugs it off and starts eating food off of the table again. Lucy is in the back getting ready as Mr. Munson walks up to her.*
Mr. Munson: Lucy...You Don't Really wan't to go through with this do you?
Lucy: Oh Yes I Do, Uncle Walter. I Can't Wait to see the look on Daddy's Face when he finds out I'm Married.
Mr. Munson: Lucy, As much as I Would love to see that as well...Mr. Kimble happens to be a Frien...A Frien...An Acquaintance of mine. I Think What you're doing is wrong.
Lucy: Sorry Uncle Walter, But You're not going to stop me...Nobodys going to stop this wedding.
*Mr. Munson sighs and gets ready to walk down the aisle. Jeff is shown at the front of the room with Adam, Brad, & The Reverand.*
Adam: You Uhhh...Still sure you wanna do this, Bud?
Jeff: Yes.
Brad: Even after the way she treated us last year?
Jeff: Yes.
Adam: These Tuxedo Pants are tight...Is anyone else experiencing an extreme wedgie?
Jeff & Brad: Yes.
Reverand: I Know how you guys feel, Why Do you think I became a Reverand? I Feel very free in this robe....And between you and Me *Whispers* I'm Not wearing any Underwear.
*Adam, Brad, & Jeff all look at the Reverand oddly before they each take one step away from him. The Wedding March Then starts to play as the ceremony begins. Mr. Munson & Lucy are then shown walking down the aisle as Jeff is shown standing with a big smile on his face. Adam & Brad Both Look worried when suddenly Bea Arthur walks In wearing an evening gown.*
Jeff: BEA ARTHUR?!
Brad: Uhhhh...Adam?
*Adam smiles*
Bea Arthur: Before you get married honey, I Think You Oughta see all that you'll be missing out on. HIT IT!
*Stripper Music plays as Bea Arthur is about to take her Evening Gown off. Everyone covers their eyes, Except The Homeless Guy, until suddenly Kim Comes running in and runs up to Adam.*
Adam: What took you so long?
Kim: The Car broke down, We had to hitchhike until Bea Arthur picked us up...By the way, Why IS Bea Arthur here?
Adam: All Part of my plan, Kim...*Grins* All Part of my plan.
*Brad & Kim Look at Adam Like hes an idiot as Jeff looks confused. Suddenly Carlos comes running in.*
Carlos: Lucy...
Lucy: Carlos? What the...
Carlos: I Have come to take you away...No Longer should we hide our love.
Lucy: Uhhh...I Don't Know what you're talking about.
Carlos: But Lucy...You Called me your Latin Lover.
Adam: *In Cuban Accent* Lucy...You Got some 'Splainin To Do!
Lucy: Uhh Uhhh...Don't Believe them, Jeff. They all set this up because they're against me...You And I Don't need them...We can take some of your parents' Millions and Move into a Mansion.
Jeff: Huh? My Parents' Millions?
Lucy: Your Parents are rich arent they?
Jeff: No...Brad's the one with the rich parents. My Dad's over there.
*Jeff points as Bob is shown talking to some young girl and scratching his butt.*
Bob: Wedding Ring? Nah, Thats A Medical Ring. Everyone that graduates from Harvard Medical School gets one.
*Lucy Looks shocked*
Lucy: Jeff, I'm Leaving you...Brad, Wanna get married?
Brad: I'd Rather Switch brains with Adam.
Adam: You mean you WILL Get the operation?
Brad: Quiet, You.
Lucy: Fine...Fine. Let's Go, Carlos.
*Lucy walks over and grabs Carlos by the hand and walks off with him.*
Carlos: So we can spend the rest of our lives together now?
Lucy: Shut Up...
*Lucy & Carlos walk out as Jeff looks sad.*
Adam: Hey Man, Don't feel so bad...At Least you had her longer than Brad & I Did...Plus ya got to make out with her for a week.
Brad: You're not helping, Adam...
Jeff: No Actually he is, I DID Get to make out with her for a week!
Reverand: So I Guess There won't be a wedding?
Adam: I Wouldn't Say That, Reverand...I Wouldn't Say That.
*The Wedding song plays as the front doors Of The Church open and Bea Arthur & The Homeless Guy walk out holding hands.*
Homeless Guy: This is the happiest day of my life...Are you going to make me a sandwich?
Bea Arthur: Honey, You Can have all of the sandwiches you want after we consummate the marriage.
Homeless Guy: Sweeeet!
*They get in the limo as it drives off. Adam, Brad, Kim & Jeff are shown standing and watching on as everybody else cheers.*
Adam: I Love Happy endings...
Brad: I Wouldn't Really call that a happy ending....More of A Twisted and Bizzare ending.
Adam: Twisted and Bizzare in a HAPPY Way.
Kim: You Know...All this weird stuff never happened to me before i moved in with you guys.
Jeff: To Think...I Almost got out.
Adam: Nah Jeff...Nobody Truly gets "Out"...Except for that chick we used to live with....Donna or something?
Brad: Lets go home and continue to live our meaningless lives while making other peoples' lives worse then they were before.
Adam: Sounds Like A Plan.
*The Four of them walk off into the sunset as the episode ends.*