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Ags2000
02-02-2005, 10:13 PM
LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT


Dear Ma and Pa,


I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc. but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches", which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride
around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.


Your loving daughter,


Gail



:rotflmao:

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theanswerman
02-02-2005, 10:16 PM
is this true?

i'm guessing no.

Brian
02-02-2005, 10:35 PM
:lol: Good one.

Georgia's on my Mind
02-02-2005, 11:24 PM
i have no respect for the military

Ags2000
02-02-2005, 11:32 PM
is this true?

i'm guessing no.


No it's not true, it's a joke. :wallbang

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Ags2000
02-02-2005, 11:33 PM
i have no respect for the military


Why? What's your problem with the military?

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robyrob
02-03-2005, 12:00 AM
Why? What's your problem with the military?

Dpoor fashion sense :cuss:

Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 12:32 AM
Why? What's your problem with the military?

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they are products of brainwashing.

Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 12:32 AM
poor fashion sense :cuss:
like yourself?

robyrob
02-03-2005, 12:43 AM
like yourself?of course! :)

Ags2000
02-03-2005, 01:56 AM
they are products of brainwashing.

Hmm...Interesting view of people that put their lives on the line for you everyday...but okay everbody is entitled to their own opinion.

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Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 01:58 AM
Hmm...Interesting view of people that put their lives on the line for you everyday...but okay everbody is entitled to their own opinion.

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they're morons. why risk their life me me? that's moronic...and pointless. they don't know me, i don't want them to risk their life for me, i want them to live a good and productive life.

Lee
02-03-2005, 02:26 AM
Georgia's on my Mind:they're morons. why risk their life me me? that's moronic...and pointless. they don't know me, i don't want them to risk their life for me, i want them to live a good and productive life.


I am tempted to get angry, but I will not. I just want to say that U.S.
military personnel are not morons. They perform a useful and essential
function, keeping us safe from evil and terrorism. And whoever made up
that marine bit must not have born with common sense.

Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 02:29 AM
Georgia's on my Mind:they're morons. why risk their life me me? that's moronic...and pointless. they don't know me, i don't want them to risk their life for me, i want them to live a good and productive life.


I am tempted to get angry, but I will not. I just want to say that U.S.
military personnel are not morons. They perform a useful and essential
function, keeping us safe from evil and terrorism. And whoever made up
that marine bit must not have born with common sense.

mm if you say so.

Lee
02-03-2005, 02:30 AM
Georgia's on my Mind:
mm if you say so.


I know so.

Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 02:32 AM
Georgia's on my Mind:
mm if you say so.


I know so.

yeah def by sacraficing lives to be safe is totally worth it

Lee
02-03-2005, 02:45 AM
Georgia's on my Mind:
yeah death by sacrificing lives to be safe is totally worth it.


They risk their lives to make you safe. I still do not think you get what I am
saying to you. And by the way, if you typed using proper correct english,
maybe people would take you more seriously.

Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 02:56 AM
Georgia's on my Mind:
yeah death by sacrificing lives to be safe is totally worth it.


They risk their lives to make you safe. I still do not think you get what I am
saying to you. And by the way, if you typed using proper correct english,
maybe people would take you more seriously.
its 2 am, im tired, i have no need to impress you, i could care less if you take me seriously...i know im right

spunkygirl
02-03-2005, 03:02 AM
they're morons. why risk their life me me? that's moronic...and pointless. they don't know me, i don't want them to risk their life for me, i want them to live a good and productive life.

Oh yeah who wants them to risk their lives to keep us safe, without people in the military we wouldn't have the freedoms we have today, that we ALL take for granted. Gawd no who wants freedom

Without said freedoms you wouldn't be here complaining about the military cause you'd have no freedom to be on the internet ;)

Dutabi84
02-03-2005, 03:10 AM
...i know im right


L.M.A.O.

Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 03:14 AM
Oh yeah who wants them to risk their lives to keep us safe, without people in the military we wouldn't have the freedoms we have today, that we ALL take for granted. Gawd no who wants freedom

Without said freedoms you wouldn't be here complaining about the military cause you'd have no freedom to be on the internet ;)

the internet sucks

Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 03:15 AM
L.M.A.O.
love you.

spunkygirl
02-03-2005, 03:16 AM
the internet sucks



Yeah it does at times :)

Georgia's on my Mind
02-03-2005, 03:23 AM
Georgia's on my Mind:
yeah death by sacrificing lives to be safe is totally worth it.


They risk their lives to make you safe. I still do not think you get what I am
saying to you. And by the way, if you typed using proper correct english,
maybe people would take you more seriously.

maybe this will make me take YOU seriously

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=34343&highlight=women%27s+feet+hand

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=34343&highlight=women%27s+feet+hand

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=34343&highlight=women%27s+feet+hand

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dawsongirl
02-03-2005, 03:34 AM
Yeah it does at times :)
Yeah, when it's slow. Better than living in a dirt shack though.

Dutabi84
02-03-2005, 03:38 AM
love you.

Great.

Lee
02-03-2005, 03:47 AM
Georgia's on my Mind:
Maybe this will make me take YOU seriously


Can't people forget about the foot fetish thing? That was a long time ago.