Crystal Bernard (Helen)
Farrah Forke (Alex)
Amy Yasbeck (Casey)

Crystal

How's Joe's quote go?

"one of the Three Musketeers sure has a great set of legs"

definitely Crystal Bernard, and it's not even close

Amy Yasbeck, although I do have to say none of them are drop-dead gorgeous.

I would have picked Crystal Bernard, but I absolutely hate southern accents. There is not a thing in the world more annoying than a southern accent.

Amy Yasbeck, although I do have to say none of them are drop-dead gorgeous.

I would have picked Crystal Bernard, but I absolutely hate southern accents. There is not a thing in the world more annoying than a southern accent.

Sure there is. I find some Southern accents in men to be quite sexy. The Lawn Guyland Whine, however, is pretty much unlisten-to-able.

Crystal - without a doubt! :)

Amy Yasbeck

Crystal Bernard (Helen)
Farrah Forke (Alex)
Amy Yasbeck (Casey)


I will say Crystal Bernard. I really like her, and think she's underrated.
Shes on my most beautiful women of all time list, along with Nicole
Kidman and Patsy Cline.

I do also like Amy Yasbeck. But shes not quite as cute as Crystal.

Crystal.

I'm a straight female, but I always wanted to look and be like Helen :D

Amy Yasbeck, although I do have to say none of them are drop-dead gorgeous.

I would have picked Crystal Bernard, but I absolutely hate southern accents. There is not a thing in the world more annoying than a southern accent.

That is a very silly thing to say. There are a lot worse accents than Southern. And Southern accents are the closest thing on earth to the King's Natural English. And to be more specific, Helen's "accent" is Texan, which is not really a typical Southern accent anyway.

I've always favored Crystal myself. In the 1991-92 season's "The Naked Truth" episode, Helen's working as a cocktail waitress in a strip joint, and she looked hot. In December 1993's "Come Fly With Me," Alex looked good in leather while Helen was sweet in a black dress and a blonde "mop" of hair.

Amy Yasbeck (Casey) herself is good-looking, but her hairstyles weren't always good.

Is it just me, or did anyone else think the "Alex" character might
have been bisexual? Nothing wrong with that. Kind of a fantasy of sorts..
notice how she was quite fond of Helen, but luke warm to Brian and Joe for a long time.

Is it just me, or did anyone else think the "Alex" character might
have been bisexual? Nothing wrong with that. Kind of a fantasy of sorts..
notice how she was quite fond of Helen, but luke warm to Brian and Joe for a long time.


I think she may have been playing for both teams. I think Helen and Alex would have made a nice couple. They would have drove the Hackett brothers crazy. :lol:

I think she may have been playing for both teams. I think Helen and Alex would have made a nice couple. They would have drove the Hackett brothers crazy. :lol:


Ah, yes. That would have been nice. But it was er.. um.. prime time tv.

But a little smooch would have been nice.

Alex was nice looking, but just too butch. In real life, I would never be attracted to a girl who's more manly than i am.

Is it just me, or did anyone else think the "Alex" character might
have been bisexual? Nothing wrong with that. Kind of a fantasy of sorts..
notice how she was quite fond of Helen, but luke warm to Brian and Joe for a long time.

You might be onto something there. She did make a movie with Kari Wuhrer, called Kate's Addiction. The two of them have a couple make out sceens together in the movie

You might be onto something there. She did make a movie with Kari Wuhrer, called Kate's Addiction. The two of them have a couple make out sceens together in the movie

Ah yes, Kari Wuhrer of Sliders. I've read that there have been several movies where she gets... um, sexy.

Ah yes, Kari Wuhrer of Sliders. I've read that there have been several movies where she gets... um, sexy.

Kari Wuhrer lives, breathes, and eats "sexy". I've had a crush on her since way way way back when she used to be on "Remote Control" on MTV, then she became a V-Jay after that.

Even the movie "Eight Legged Freaks" where she is in a police uniform, jeans or t-shirt the whole movie, she looks SEXY!

Crystal

And here's a reason why.

Helen gets my vote....cause I've never seen an episode with Casey in it...

Crystal hands down...been hot since Happy Days!

Cheers,
Douglas

Hello:
Helen is the best looking - Casey is strictly for Brian's ugly sexual needs.. Farah Forke is so UNSEXY except of course to another Dyke that I would not only throw her out of bed, but I would ask that she wear a paper bag w/eye nose cutouts while wating for a cab to take her ugly butt as far away from me as possible.. I don't like Helen's vindictive personality, however what I could do to get along with her is to make it clear to her that we don't have to talk about the other people on the island non-stop, we can talk about intellectual things. Donald Charleston SC

I would have picked Crystal Bernard, but I absolutely hate southern accents. There is not a thing in the world more annoying than a southern accent.

what an offensive stupid thing to say. As someone from the south, I oppose your comment.

Hello:
I do not be-grudge barwars opinion about southern accents. I might be a southerner, but I would NOT say that a southern accent is for everyone's ears, some people are annoyed, what is interesting, though, is that NOT ALL southerners have a southern accent, EVEN with in the SAME FAMILY, brothers and sisters. That fact of life always fascinated me.. In my opinion Western-North Carolina is the strongest southern accent, but that is purely subjective, it may SIMPLY SOUND THAT WAY to me!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL...
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How's Joe's quote go?

"one of the Three Musketeers sure has a great set of legs"

definitely Crystal Bernard, and it's not even close


100% Agree!

Amy

Hello:
As long as she doesn't start that wandering around cr*p of hers, and go into town and start up with other island people, I would have no trouble keeping Helen 'BUSY' as they say. I would love to keep her 'BUSY' for days + days + days on end. Casey and Farah Forke, I would take them down to the local bar (WASN't THAT BAR KNOWN as the CLUB CAR?) and pawn them off to any guy in there, I would even pawn Farah Forke over to Antonio, if I thought I could get away with it, he always wanted Casey, but never got her so that joke is over however I am so offended by Casey because she is such a snob I would like to blind-fold her and let Roy 'do' her, just to teach her a darn good lesson about respect...
Donny Dawg
Charleston South Carolina :wave:

do you have a pic of all 3? The only one id even know by name is Crystal B...whom i thought was "ok"

Hello:
This photo may help..
Donny-Dawg Charleston South Carolina :wave:



http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/637/medium/ALL_3_BITCHES.JPG

I'm a straight female, but I always wanted to look and be like Helen :D

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/637/crystal_bernard_11.jpg

Just a Joke !!! I thought this poll was supposed to be for guys only.. LoL HA HA HA HA. I love a joke!
Donny-Dawg Charleston South Carolina :wave:

ok, Ill take Crystal over those other two anyday :lol:

Helen hardly had a Southern accent at all. I was very light

IMO, theres no worse sound than a Northern accent!

Amy Yasbeck all the way! The woman is still beautiful to this day and every time I watch the "Twisted Sister" episode she knocks me off my feet.

I'll have to go with Crystal, shes a doll.

Alex