Chad22
01-28-2005, 02:45 AM
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Lucy Munson - Hilary Duff
Kurt - Jason David Frank
Tito - Solofatu Anoai
Mandy - Lauren Storm
Candy - Cameron Richardson
Waiter - Nate Richert
Making Out Guy - Shaun Sipos
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*Kim & Brad are shown sitting on the couch when Jeff walks In.*
Jeff: I Give up...After Months of Job Searching I Give Up.
Brad: Job at the Petshop didnt work?
Jeff: Nah...They fired me after refusing to pick up bird poop.
Kim: Why did you refuse?
Jeff: Must you even ask?
Brad & Kim: *Sigh* Thats Unsanitary
Jeff: Exactly!
Kim: You Know Jeff, If you plan to keep a job...There are times when you're gonna have to get unclean.
Jeff: NEVER!...THATS UNSANITARY! Like I Said, I'm Just gonna give up. Its Impossible to get a Goob job in this town.
*Adam walks In*
Adam: I Got A Job!
Jeff: HA! What Kind of horrible unsanitary job did you get?
Adam: I Got A Job where I Can Look at beautiful women in bikinis all day and sit on the beach.
Jeff: I Hate you.
*Jeff walks Into his bedroom*
Adam: I'm The New Lifeguard at the beach!
Kim: Thats Great, Adam! Congratulations!
Adam: Thanks, And Don't Worry...I May see alot of beautiful women in bikinis everyday...But you're the only one wearing a Bikini In My Mind.
Kim: What?
Adam: Nothing.
Brad: You're telling me some idiot actually hired YOU To be in charge of saving people's lives?
Adam: Yep.
Brad: Unbelieveable...
Adam: Don't Worry Brad, I've been trained well....I've seen every episode of Baywatch at least 7 times.
Brad: You Imbacel...Watching Baywatch doesn't make you a lifeguard. I've seen every episode of Golden Girls, And That doesn't make me an old lady.
Adam: Yeah Well....Wait A Minute....You've seen every episode of Golden Girls?
Brad: Well...There...It...
*Brad hangs his head in shame and walks into his room as Adam & Kim Look confused.*
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*Adam Is shown sitting in his lifeguard chair on the beach when A Man walks Up*
Man: Hey, Adam.
Adam: Hi, Kurt.
Kurt: I'm Going To A Wedding today, You sure you gonna be able to handle the whole beach?
Adam: Don't Worry About it, Kurt. I Got it covered.
Kurt: *Smiles* Thanks, Man. Good Work.
*Kurt Pats Adam on the back and walks away as Adam Grabs some Binoculars and Looks around. Brad is then shown sitting on the couch when Jeff walks In.*
Jeff: Aw Man...
Brad: What is it, Jeff?
Jeff: I Finally Got A Job...As A Dance Instructor.
Brad: So whats the problem?
Jeff: I Don't Know How to dance...I Just took it cause it pays well and its all thats available.
Brad: You Don't Know how to dance? Jeff, Dancing is easy...
Jeff: Could you teach me?
Brad: Sure...Why Not.
*Brad stands up*
Brad: What kind of dancing?
Jeff: Slow Dancing...
Brad: Uhhh Jeff...
Jeff: I REALLY Need this job, Man.
Brad: Ok Ok...
*Brad walks over and turns the CD Player On as The Dog Jingle Bells comes On.*
Jeff: Uhhh...
Brad: *Mad* Adams been using my CD Player again.
*Brad switches the CD As "Strangers In The Night" By Frank Sinatra comes On and Brad & Jeff start to slow dance.*
Brad: Remember Not to step on your partner's Feet.
Jeff: Right.
*Brad & Jeff continue to slow dance for a minute.*
Jeff: Hey, This isnt so hard...
Brad: I Told You Man, You Just gotta go with the flow.
*They Continue to slow dance for a few seconds when Mr. Munson walks In.*
Mr. Munson: I Tried Knocking But I Guess you Didn't hear, I...
*Mr. Munson sees them slow dancing and his eyes widen when they see him and suddenly stop, Brad then rushes over and turns the CD Player off.*
Brad: Mr. Munson, It...
Mr. Munson: You Know...I'm Beggining To Fear stepping into this apartment.
Jeff: Its Not Like That Mr. Munson, I Just Wanted to learn...
Mr. Munson: No No...Don't Wanna Know.
Brad: What brings you by?
Mr. Munson: I Wanted to let you know one of my relatives is in town again.
Brad: Oh, Neil is back?
Mr. Munson: No...
Brad: Well As Long as its not...
*Lucy Munson walks in the door.*
Brad: *Quickly* AHHHHH!
Lucy: Hi, Brad...How have you been?
*Brad backs off and puts his fingers in the shape of a Cross*
Brad: Away...Away with you.
Lucy: Brad, I Really Am Sorry for the Way I Treated you and Adam Last Year...
Brad: You Know, You Came close to breaking up our friendship...
Lucy: I Know, And I'm SO Sorry...But I've changed since then. I Just wanted to come By and Apoligize.
Brad: No....No....You're EVIL.
*Brad runs into the other room.*
Mr. Munson: Well As Interesting As This Has been, I'm Going back home.
Lucy: I'll Be there in a few, Uncle Walter.
*Mr. Munson walks off as Lucy Looks at Jeff.*
Jeff: Uhhh...Hi.
Lucy: Hi *Smiles* You Must Be Jeff.
Jeff: Yep, Thats Me.
Lucy: You're Cute...Wanna go out tonight?
Jeff: Uhhh I Dunno...The way you played Adam & Brad last year...
Lucy: Like I Told Brad...I've changed. I Just need someone to give me a chance.
Jeff: Oh...Ok!
Lucy: Great! I'm Looking forward to it.
*Lucy Kisses Jeff on the cheek and walks out as Jeff smiles. Adam is shown again on the beach when A Fat Samoan Man In A Hawaian Shirt walks Up to him.*
Fat Man: Hows the day going, Brudda?
Adam: Its awesome, Tito...I Couldn't Ask for a more perfect job.
*Two hot girls in Bikinis walk up to Them.*
Tito: Haha, You Got that right Brudda!
Girls: Hi, Adam!
Adam: Hi Mandy...Hi Candy.
*Candy & Mandy Giggle as Adam smiles*
Candy: Wanna rub suntan lotion on me?
Mandy: No, Me!
Adam: Girls Girls...I Have Plenty of time to rub both of you! Its Only Thirteen O'Clock!
Tito: Errr, You Mean 1 O'Clock Brudda.
Adam: *Laughs* Crazy Tito.
*The Girls giggle and lay down as Adam proceeds to rub suntan lotion on them.*
Adam: *Looking Up With his hands In Prayer and a big smile on his face* Thank You!
*Kim Is shown walking up in a Bikini as Adam sees.*
Adam: *Looking Up Again* Oh...YOU THE MAN!
*Adam gets up and walks up to Kim.*
Adam: Hey Kim. What brings you here?
Kim: I Thought I'd see how your first day on the job is, And Maybe catch some rays.
Adam: Would you like me to rub suntan lotion on you?
Kim: Sure, Why Not.
Adam: YAY!
Kim: What?
Adam: Nothing.
*Kim Lays down and Adam goes into giggly happy mode as he rubs suntan lotion on her enjoying every moment of it. Jeff & Lucy are then shown walking into Tony's Pizzeria.*
Jeff: Ok, I'll Get us some Sodas...You Go ahead and find a table.
Lucy: Ok.
*Jeff walks up to the counter*
Jeff: Two Colas please.
*Jeff pays the Person at the register as they hand him two bottles of Cola. He then walks over and sees Lucy making out with some guy.*
Jeff: LUCY!
*Lucy suddenly stops*
Lucy: Whats The Problem?
Jeff: Whats The Problem?!....You're Making Out With Some Guy!
Lucy: Uhhh...No I'm Not.
Jeff: Yes You Are!
Lucy: *Sad* I'm So Sorry, Jeff...He forced himself On Me.
Making Out Guy: Thats Not what...
Lucy: Leave me alone!
*Lucy slaps him across the face and walks to another table*
Jeff: Hey Pal, Get some class will ya?
*The Guy Looks confused as Jeff Joins Lucy at the table*
Jeff: Sorry About that Lucy, Some guys are real jerks...
Lucy: Its Ok, Jeff. Everything's better now.
Jeff: You wanna order our pizza?
Lucy: Sure.
Jeff: Waiter...
*The Waiter walks Up*
Jeff: We'll Have A Medium Pizza with...
Lucy: Pepperoni and Mushrooms.
Jeff: I Hate Mushrooms...
Lucy: Oh Pleeeease, Jeff...
Jeff: Sure...I Guess It Couldn't Hurt.
Waiter: Coming Right Up.
*The Waiter walks Off.*
Lucy: Thanks Hun, I REALLY Love Mushrooms.
Jeff: No Problem...I Guess. So You Wanna Go see Macgregor's Revenge After?
Lucy: Ewwww...I Dont Wanna go see some action movie. I Was thinking Maybe we'd see Window Of Roses.
Jeff: The Chick Flick?
Lucy: I REALLY Wanna see it!
Jeff: Ummm...
Lucy: Well If you dont WANT To...*Looks Down Sad*
Jeff: No No...I'd Love to. It Looks...Entertaining.
Lucy: YAY!
*The Waiter comes back with the pizza and walks off.*
Lucy: You Know... I'm Not very hungry.
Jeff: But you had me order Mushrooms...
Lucy: Let's just go straight to the movie.
Jeff: But...
Lucy: Come On, Jeff...You Don't expect me to just watch you eat do you?
Jeff: No...Of Course Not.
Lucy: Then Let's Go.
*Lucy Pulls Jeff by the arm as they walk Out. Adam is then shown laying on the beach with Kim.*
Kim: This Place sure is beautiful...
Adam: I Love how the sun reflects on your skin...
Kim: What?
Adam: Nothing.
*Adam & Kim Stay quiet for a few seconds*
Adam: Please Have My Children...
Kim: WHAT?
Adam: Totally Didnt Say Anything, Kim.
*Mandy comes running up*
Mandy: ADAM...QUICK, CANDY'S DROWNING!
*Adam quickly stands up and looks with his Binoculars as he sees Candy drowning in the water.*
Adam: I'm On It.
*The Baywatch theme plays as Adam grabs A Floatation Device and runs In Slow Motion along the beach. People are shown Looking and Pointing at the water, Kim Is shown Looking at the water in shock, Tito is shown eating a corn dog. The Camera then shows Adam slowly running as each shot he gets a little closer. He then leaps into the water and starts dog paddling in slow motion as he gets closer and closer when suddenly Kurt passes him in regular speed and walks by with Candy in his arms as Adam continues to swim in slow motion.*
Kim: *Yelling* Adam...Its Over. The other lifeguard saved her.
Tito: *Yelling* Don't Listen To Her, Brudda...Keep On Going, You're almost there! *Silently* What An Idiot...
*Adam walks back onto the shore as Kurt & Kim walk up to him.*
Kurt: You Have No Lifeguard experience whatsoever, Do You?
Adam: Well....No.
Kurt: Uh Huh. You're Fired...And why the heck were you pretending to run in slow motion?
Adam: Thats what David Hasselhoff does...And The David Hasselhoff way...Is the Correct Way.
Kurt:....Get Off My Beach.
*Adam & Kim Walk off.*
Adam: Well so much for my career as a lifeguard...
Kim: Well...You Make a lousy lifeguard. But I Must Admit...When you ran back there... It was pretty hot.
Adam:...What?
Kim: Ohhh Nothing.
*The two continue walking for a few seconds.*
Adam: No Seriously, What did you say?
*Lucy is shown coming out of the theater*
Lucy: What A Terrible Movie...Man was I Wrong about that one.
*Jeff walks out of the theater with tears in his eyes*
Jeff: That was...So Beautiful.
Lucy: So, You Wanna Make out now or what?
Jeff:...What?
Lucy: *Sighs* I Don't Have All Night.
*Lucy grabs Jeff and they start to make out. They make out for a minute or so, Then stop.*
Jeff:.....WOW!
Lucy: *Unenthusiastic* Yeah, I Seen Fireworks. Wanna go buy me stuff now?
Jeff: I Don't Have Any Money Left, Lucy...
Lucy: Oh...*Sniff* Ok. If you don't think I'm special.
Jeff: No, Its Not that...I Just Don't Have any On Me. If I Did, I'd go buy you something!
Lucy: Yeah right...You Don't Like Me.
Jeff: Lucy, Not Only do I Like you....After that Kiss....I Think I LOVE You!
Lucy: *Smiles* Really, Jeffy?
Jeff: Well...Yeah. Lucy.
Lucy: Awwww...
*Jeff & Lucy Start to Make out again. Adam & Kim Are shown walking in the apartment as Brad walks out of his room.*
Brad: You guys aren't gonna believe this, Jeff is on a date with LUCY!
Adam: LUCY?! Shes Back?!
Kim: Wait...Whos Lucy?
*Mr. Munson walks In.*
Mr. Munson: Have you all seen Lucy?
Brad: Shes Out On A Date with Jeff.
Mr. Munson: Oh No...*Puts Hand On Forehead* I Had Hoped She Wouldn't Try this again.
Kim: Guys...WHO Is Lucy?
Adam: The Spawn Of SATAN.
Mr. Munson: Thats My Brother you're talking abou....Well Ok, Shes The Spawn Of Satan.
Brad: She went out with Me and Adam last year...On The same day. Of Course neither of us had any idea about it.
Adam: I Still say she liked me better.
*Suddenly the door opens as Jeff & Lucy walk In Excited.*
Jeff: GUYS, WE HAVE GREAT NEWS!
Brad: What?
Jeff & Lucy: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
*The Last few notes of The I Love Lucy theme plays as Brad, Adam, Kim & Mr. Munson Look shocked While Jeff & Lucy Smile.*
TO BE CONTINUED...
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Lucy Munson - Hilary Duff
Kurt - Jason David Frank
Tito - Solofatu Anoai
Mandy - Lauren Storm
Candy - Cameron Richardson
Waiter - Nate Richert
Making Out Guy - Shaun Sipos
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*Kim & Brad are shown sitting on the couch when Jeff walks In.*
Jeff: I Give up...After Months of Job Searching I Give Up.
Brad: Job at the Petshop didnt work?
Jeff: Nah...They fired me after refusing to pick up bird poop.
Kim: Why did you refuse?
Jeff: Must you even ask?
Brad & Kim: *Sigh* Thats Unsanitary
Jeff: Exactly!
Kim: You Know Jeff, If you plan to keep a job...There are times when you're gonna have to get unclean.
Jeff: NEVER!...THATS UNSANITARY! Like I Said, I'm Just gonna give up. Its Impossible to get a Goob job in this town.
*Adam walks In*
Adam: I Got A Job!
Jeff: HA! What Kind of horrible unsanitary job did you get?
Adam: I Got A Job where I Can Look at beautiful women in bikinis all day and sit on the beach.
Jeff: I Hate you.
*Jeff walks Into his bedroom*
Adam: I'm The New Lifeguard at the beach!
Kim: Thats Great, Adam! Congratulations!
Adam: Thanks, And Don't Worry...I May see alot of beautiful women in bikinis everyday...But you're the only one wearing a Bikini In My Mind.
Kim: What?
Adam: Nothing.
Brad: You're telling me some idiot actually hired YOU To be in charge of saving people's lives?
Adam: Yep.
Brad: Unbelieveable...
Adam: Don't Worry Brad, I've been trained well....I've seen every episode of Baywatch at least 7 times.
Brad: You Imbacel...Watching Baywatch doesn't make you a lifeguard. I've seen every episode of Golden Girls, And That doesn't make me an old lady.
Adam: Yeah Well....Wait A Minute....You've seen every episode of Golden Girls?
Brad: Well...There...It...
*Brad hangs his head in shame and walks into his room as Adam & Kim Look confused.*
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*Adam Is shown sitting in his lifeguard chair on the beach when A Man walks Up*
Man: Hey, Adam.
Adam: Hi, Kurt.
Kurt: I'm Going To A Wedding today, You sure you gonna be able to handle the whole beach?
Adam: Don't Worry About it, Kurt. I Got it covered.
Kurt: *Smiles* Thanks, Man. Good Work.
*Kurt Pats Adam on the back and walks away as Adam Grabs some Binoculars and Looks around. Brad is then shown sitting on the couch when Jeff walks In.*
Jeff: Aw Man...
Brad: What is it, Jeff?
Jeff: I Finally Got A Job...As A Dance Instructor.
Brad: So whats the problem?
Jeff: I Don't Know How to dance...I Just took it cause it pays well and its all thats available.
Brad: You Don't Know how to dance? Jeff, Dancing is easy...
Jeff: Could you teach me?
Brad: Sure...Why Not.
*Brad stands up*
Brad: What kind of dancing?
Jeff: Slow Dancing...
Brad: Uhhh Jeff...
Jeff: I REALLY Need this job, Man.
Brad: Ok Ok...
*Brad walks over and turns the CD Player On as The Dog Jingle Bells comes On.*
Jeff: Uhhh...
Brad: *Mad* Adams been using my CD Player again.
*Brad switches the CD As "Strangers In The Night" By Frank Sinatra comes On and Brad & Jeff start to slow dance.*
Brad: Remember Not to step on your partner's Feet.
Jeff: Right.
*Brad & Jeff continue to slow dance for a minute.*
Jeff: Hey, This isnt so hard...
Brad: I Told You Man, You Just gotta go with the flow.
*They Continue to slow dance for a few seconds when Mr. Munson walks In.*
Mr. Munson: I Tried Knocking But I Guess you Didn't hear, I...
*Mr. Munson sees them slow dancing and his eyes widen when they see him and suddenly stop, Brad then rushes over and turns the CD Player off.*
Brad: Mr. Munson, It...
Mr. Munson: You Know...I'm Beggining To Fear stepping into this apartment.
Jeff: Its Not Like That Mr. Munson, I Just Wanted to learn...
Mr. Munson: No No...Don't Wanna Know.
Brad: What brings you by?
Mr. Munson: I Wanted to let you know one of my relatives is in town again.
Brad: Oh, Neil is back?
Mr. Munson: No...
Brad: Well As Long as its not...
*Lucy Munson walks in the door.*
Brad: *Quickly* AHHHHH!
Lucy: Hi, Brad...How have you been?
*Brad backs off and puts his fingers in the shape of a Cross*
Brad: Away...Away with you.
Lucy: Brad, I Really Am Sorry for the Way I Treated you and Adam Last Year...
Brad: You Know, You Came close to breaking up our friendship...
Lucy: I Know, And I'm SO Sorry...But I've changed since then. I Just wanted to come By and Apoligize.
Brad: No....No....You're EVIL.
*Brad runs into the other room.*
Mr. Munson: Well As Interesting As This Has been, I'm Going back home.
Lucy: I'll Be there in a few, Uncle Walter.
*Mr. Munson walks off as Lucy Looks at Jeff.*
Jeff: Uhhh...Hi.
Lucy: Hi *Smiles* You Must Be Jeff.
Jeff: Yep, Thats Me.
Lucy: You're Cute...Wanna go out tonight?
Jeff: Uhhh I Dunno...The way you played Adam & Brad last year...
Lucy: Like I Told Brad...I've changed. I Just need someone to give me a chance.
Jeff: Oh...Ok!
Lucy: Great! I'm Looking forward to it.
*Lucy Kisses Jeff on the cheek and walks out as Jeff smiles. Adam is shown again on the beach when A Fat Samoan Man In A Hawaian Shirt walks Up to him.*
Fat Man: Hows the day going, Brudda?
Adam: Its awesome, Tito...I Couldn't Ask for a more perfect job.
*Two hot girls in Bikinis walk up to Them.*
Tito: Haha, You Got that right Brudda!
Girls: Hi, Adam!
Adam: Hi Mandy...Hi Candy.
*Candy & Mandy Giggle as Adam smiles*
Candy: Wanna rub suntan lotion on me?
Mandy: No, Me!
Adam: Girls Girls...I Have Plenty of time to rub both of you! Its Only Thirteen O'Clock!
Tito: Errr, You Mean 1 O'Clock Brudda.
Adam: *Laughs* Crazy Tito.
*The Girls giggle and lay down as Adam proceeds to rub suntan lotion on them.*
Adam: *Looking Up With his hands In Prayer and a big smile on his face* Thank You!
*Kim Is shown walking up in a Bikini as Adam sees.*
Adam: *Looking Up Again* Oh...YOU THE MAN!
*Adam gets up and walks up to Kim.*
Adam: Hey Kim. What brings you here?
Kim: I Thought I'd see how your first day on the job is, And Maybe catch some rays.
Adam: Would you like me to rub suntan lotion on you?
Kim: Sure, Why Not.
Adam: YAY!
Kim: What?
Adam: Nothing.
*Kim Lays down and Adam goes into giggly happy mode as he rubs suntan lotion on her enjoying every moment of it. Jeff & Lucy are then shown walking into Tony's Pizzeria.*
Jeff: Ok, I'll Get us some Sodas...You Go ahead and find a table.
Lucy: Ok.
*Jeff walks up to the counter*
Jeff: Two Colas please.
*Jeff pays the Person at the register as they hand him two bottles of Cola. He then walks over and sees Lucy making out with some guy.*
Jeff: LUCY!
*Lucy suddenly stops*
Lucy: Whats The Problem?
Jeff: Whats The Problem?!....You're Making Out With Some Guy!
Lucy: Uhhh...No I'm Not.
Jeff: Yes You Are!
Lucy: *Sad* I'm So Sorry, Jeff...He forced himself On Me.
Making Out Guy: Thats Not what...
Lucy: Leave me alone!
*Lucy slaps him across the face and walks to another table*
Jeff: Hey Pal, Get some class will ya?
*The Guy Looks confused as Jeff Joins Lucy at the table*
Jeff: Sorry About that Lucy, Some guys are real jerks...
Lucy: Its Ok, Jeff. Everything's better now.
Jeff: You wanna order our pizza?
Lucy: Sure.
Jeff: Waiter...
*The Waiter walks Up*
Jeff: We'll Have A Medium Pizza with...
Lucy: Pepperoni and Mushrooms.
Jeff: I Hate Mushrooms...
Lucy: Oh Pleeeease, Jeff...
Jeff: Sure...I Guess It Couldn't Hurt.
Waiter: Coming Right Up.
*The Waiter walks Off.*
Lucy: Thanks Hun, I REALLY Love Mushrooms.
Jeff: No Problem...I Guess. So You Wanna Go see Macgregor's Revenge After?
Lucy: Ewwww...I Dont Wanna go see some action movie. I Was thinking Maybe we'd see Window Of Roses.
Jeff: The Chick Flick?
Lucy: I REALLY Wanna see it!
Jeff: Ummm...
Lucy: Well If you dont WANT To...*Looks Down Sad*
Jeff: No No...I'd Love to. It Looks...Entertaining.
Lucy: YAY!
*The Waiter comes back with the pizza and walks off.*
Lucy: You Know... I'm Not very hungry.
Jeff: But you had me order Mushrooms...
Lucy: Let's just go straight to the movie.
Jeff: But...
Lucy: Come On, Jeff...You Don't expect me to just watch you eat do you?
Jeff: No...Of Course Not.
Lucy: Then Let's Go.
*Lucy Pulls Jeff by the arm as they walk Out. Adam is then shown laying on the beach with Kim.*
Kim: This Place sure is beautiful...
Adam: I Love how the sun reflects on your skin...
Kim: What?
Adam: Nothing.
*Adam & Kim Stay quiet for a few seconds*
Adam: Please Have My Children...
Kim: WHAT?
Adam: Totally Didnt Say Anything, Kim.
*Mandy comes running up*
Mandy: ADAM...QUICK, CANDY'S DROWNING!
*Adam quickly stands up and looks with his Binoculars as he sees Candy drowning in the water.*
Adam: I'm On It.
*The Baywatch theme plays as Adam grabs A Floatation Device and runs In Slow Motion along the beach. People are shown Looking and Pointing at the water, Kim Is shown Looking at the water in shock, Tito is shown eating a corn dog. The Camera then shows Adam slowly running as each shot he gets a little closer. He then leaps into the water and starts dog paddling in slow motion as he gets closer and closer when suddenly Kurt passes him in regular speed and walks by with Candy in his arms as Adam continues to swim in slow motion.*
Kim: *Yelling* Adam...Its Over. The other lifeguard saved her.
Tito: *Yelling* Don't Listen To Her, Brudda...Keep On Going, You're almost there! *Silently* What An Idiot...
*Adam walks back onto the shore as Kurt & Kim walk up to him.*
Kurt: You Have No Lifeguard experience whatsoever, Do You?
Adam: Well....No.
Kurt: Uh Huh. You're Fired...And why the heck were you pretending to run in slow motion?
Adam: Thats what David Hasselhoff does...And The David Hasselhoff way...Is the Correct Way.
Kurt:....Get Off My Beach.
*Adam & Kim Walk off.*
Adam: Well so much for my career as a lifeguard...
Kim: Well...You Make a lousy lifeguard. But I Must Admit...When you ran back there... It was pretty hot.
Adam:...What?
Kim: Ohhh Nothing.
*The two continue walking for a few seconds.*
Adam: No Seriously, What did you say?
*Lucy is shown coming out of the theater*
Lucy: What A Terrible Movie...Man was I Wrong about that one.
*Jeff walks out of the theater with tears in his eyes*
Jeff: That was...So Beautiful.
Lucy: So, You Wanna Make out now or what?
Jeff:...What?
Lucy: *Sighs* I Don't Have All Night.
*Lucy grabs Jeff and they start to make out. They make out for a minute or so, Then stop.*
Jeff:.....WOW!
Lucy: *Unenthusiastic* Yeah, I Seen Fireworks. Wanna go buy me stuff now?
Jeff: I Don't Have Any Money Left, Lucy...
Lucy: Oh...*Sniff* Ok. If you don't think I'm special.
Jeff: No, Its Not that...I Just Don't Have any On Me. If I Did, I'd go buy you something!
Lucy: Yeah right...You Don't Like Me.
Jeff: Lucy, Not Only do I Like you....After that Kiss....I Think I LOVE You!
Lucy: *Smiles* Really, Jeffy?
Jeff: Well...Yeah. Lucy.
Lucy: Awwww...
*Jeff & Lucy Start to Make out again. Adam & Kim Are shown walking in the apartment as Brad walks out of his room.*
Brad: You guys aren't gonna believe this, Jeff is on a date with LUCY!
Adam: LUCY?! Shes Back?!
Kim: Wait...Whos Lucy?
*Mr. Munson walks In.*
Mr. Munson: Have you all seen Lucy?
Brad: Shes Out On A Date with Jeff.
Mr. Munson: Oh No...*Puts Hand On Forehead* I Had Hoped She Wouldn't Try this again.
Kim: Guys...WHO Is Lucy?
Adam: The Spawn Of SATAN.
Mr. Munson: Thats My Brother you're talking abou....Well Ok, Shes The Spawn Of Satan.
Brad: She went out with Me and Adam last year...On The same day. Of Course neither of us had any idea about it.
Adam: I Still say she liked me better.
*Suddenly the door opens as Jeff & Lucy walk In Excited.*
Jeff: GUYS, WE HAVE GREAT NEWS!
Brad: What?
Jeff & Lucy: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
*The Last few notes of The I Love Lucy theme plays as Brad, Adam, Kim & Mr. Munson Look shocked While Jeff & Lucy Smile.*
TO BE CONTINUED...