What's with people saying spongebob is gay? Particularly these Christian people who say he's a bad influence. Honestly. NOW we know who has the dirty minds. Thinking about sexuality on children's programing. ohno:

At least Spongebob has plenty of holes to..ah...nevermind

At least Spongebob has plenty of holes to..ah...nevermindahaha :rofl:

Yea, i heard of that. And speaking as a Christian, it's absolutley ridiculous. If you want it bad enough, you'll find evil in everything. Some people just loose sight of what being a Christian really is. This is about as bad as that one preacher who claimed Tinky Winky was gay.

ugh god....stop the maddness

Why do think he's gay though? That's just hilarious :lol:

Why do think he's gay though? That's just hilarious :lol:I don't know, I get my news from The Daily Show and some dude was basically saying how him and Patrick were...too close...I'm supposing they're making claims he "acts gay", too. They better go and make a cartoon with two heteros ****ing, then. To teach children, ya know.

I don't know, I get my news from The Daily Show and some dude was basically saying how him and Patrick were...too close...I'm supposing they're making claims he "acts gay", too. They better go and make a cartoon with two heteros ****ing, then. To teach children, ya know.

Yeah I think I heard it on Weekend Update and I didn't get it really. But yeah that's just stupid. It's a cartoon for God sakes :rolleyes:

They better go and make a cartoon with two heteros ****ing, then. To teach children, ya know.

Minnie & Mickeys Island Adventure...

Minnie & Mickeys Island Adventure...Beauty and the Beast's...hmm, wait no. Humans and animals...

Beauty and the Beast's...hmm, wait no. Humans and animals...


uh-oh ban!! beastality!

uh-oh ban!! beastality!

Hey, what people do in their own barns is NONE of my business.

At least Spongebob has plenty of holes to..ah...nevermind


:spit: :rofl: :spit: :rofl:


I wish the creator of Spongebob would sue these people and they will think twice before saying these things. Its a cartoon!!!! :mad: :mad:

Oh the Mickey and Minnie Island adventure was funny too! :lol: :lol:

Ugh...who cares? He's a ****ing idiot anyway. I hate that stupid sponge.

Ugh...who cares? He's a ****ing idiot anyway. I hate that stupid sponge.
*absorbs*

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15804,00.html?eol.tkr


He's square, he lives in a pineapple under the sea, his best friend's a starfish. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Stephen Hillenburg, the 43-year-old creator of Nickelodeon's hit cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants, is setting the record straight regarding the sexuality of his highly absorbent 'toon, days after conservative Christian activists accused SpongeBob of advocating a homosexual agenda by appearing in a video holding hands with pal Patrick the Star Fish.

a d v e r t i s e m e n t





SpongeBob, says Hillenburg, is not gay. He's just an animated crustacean.

"[Sexuality] doesn't have anything to do with what we're trying to do," Hillenberg told Reuters on Friday from Singapore, where he's attending the Asian premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. "We never intended them to be gay. I consider them to be almost asexual. We're just trying to be funny, and this has got nothing to do with the show."

Hillenberg says that politics have never factored into the show and that the titular sea sponge's sole goal in his porous life is simply to be fun and entertaining--despite the show and its merchandise's obvious popularity among gays.

The SpongeBob brain trust came to the 'toon's defense after a full-blown controversy erupted this week when James Dobson, a Christian radio evangelist and founder of the group Focus on the Family, issued a warning to parents claiming the naïve yellow critter advocated a "pro-homosexual video."

Dobson and his minions believe a music video made by the nonprofit We Are Family Foundation to promote the ideas of tolerance and diversity is really just a cover promoting the gay lifestyle. The video is being distributed to 61,000 U.S. elementary schools and features more than 100 cartoon characters, including SpongeBob, Barney and Big Bird.

"Their inclusion of the reference to 'sexual identity' within their 'tolerance pledge' is not only unnecessary, but it crosses a moral line," Dobson said.

The brouhaha over SpongeBob and his Bikini Bottom mates' sexuality is absurd in Hillenberg's opinion.

"I really don't pay much attention to this," the creator, a former marine biologist and father of a six-year-old boy, told Reuters.

Hillenberg said that SpongeBob is just the latest in a long line of kiddie characters to be "outed" by right-wing zealots, a list that includes Scooby-Doo's Velma, Peanuts' Peppermint Patty, Sesame Street's Bert & Ernie and Teletubbies star Tinky Winky, who was targeted by evangelicals in 1999 for supposedly symbolizing gay pride because he's purple, has a triangle on his head and carries a purse.

After being much mocked in the media for his outbust, Dobson "clarified" his remarks, saying he was attacking the group behind the video, not SpongeBob.

The religious leader's crusade might also be the result of a mix-up, since the We Are Family Foundation responsible for the video happens to have the same name as an unaffliliated pro-gay and lesbian group.

Meanwhile, coming to SpongeBob's defense was the 1.3 million-member Cleveland-based United Church of Christ.

"The UCC extends an unequivocal welcome to SpongeBob," said general minister and president, the Reverend John H. Thomas, adding that the church has no problem with Barney, Big Bird, Tinky Winky or Clifford the Big Red Dog, either.

"Jesus didn't turn people away. Neither do we."

Thomas also called out Dobson.

"While Dobson's silly accusation makes headlines, it's also one more concrete example of how religion is misused over and over to promote intolerance over inclusion," Thomas said.

Controversy or not, SpongeBob is sticking around for awhile. His first movie continues to invade overseas markets, and Nickelodeon has ordered 20 additional episodes for the small screen.

Spongebob is gay? Please. Yogi Bear doesn't even WEAR PANTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

/random

Spongebob is gay? Please. Yogi Bear doesn't even WEAR PANTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

/random

:lol:

Spongebob is gay? Please. Yogi Bear doesn't even WEAR PANTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

/random


Donald Duck doesn't either. Just thought I'd point that out.

If you want it bad enough, you'll find evil in everything

ugh my dad does that and its SO ANNOYING. :rolleyes:

These people are idiots...its a cartoon! God

These are probably the same people that said Rugrats was inappropriate :rofl:

if you ask me, any grown up who has to rip apart a kid's cartoon for things like that has way too much time on their hands.

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15804,00.html?eol.tkr

after conservative Christian activists accused SpongeBob of advocating a homosexual agenda by appearing in a video holding hands with pal Patrick the Star Fish.
the only people who are sinning are the ones discriminating others with different preferences. they should shut the **** up. even if they were intended to be gay, it's only THEIR belief that it's wrong. spongebob was not meant to be specially designed for christians. :rolleyes:

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15804,00.html?eol.tkr
setting the record straight regarding the sexuality of his highly absorbent 'toon, days after conservative Christian activists accused SpongeBob of advocating a homosexual agenda by appearing in a video holding hands with pal Patrick the Star Fish.

Lmao, isn't it those same Christians who say homosexuality is ruining the society because people of the same sex can't hold hands or hug without being accused of being gay? Jesus Christ. :lol:

It pisses me off how some Christians (some, not all) take everything and try to find flaws in it that contradict with their religion. it's so annoying and if anything those people are the ones with the problem. my father thinks that both Spongebob and yu-gi-oh cards go against his religion. As far as I know, Spongebob wasn't created so it could be picked apart by hypocritical Christians (or any religious person for that matter).

Lmao, isn't it those same Christians who say homosexuality is ruining the society because people of the same sex can't hold hands or hug without being accused of being gay? Jesus Christ. :lol:

that's called being obsessive :rolleyes: :lol:

OMG! Don't these people have something better to do than try to ban well-loved cartoon characters? :rolleyes:

He pulls down his pants and shows his undies! :lol:

Spongebob & Patrick? Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble are the ones they oughta worry about.

They wear No Pants when they hang out together, They Spend more time with eachother than they do with their wives, The themesong Includes the Lyrics "We'll Have A Gay Old Time". Does Nobody else see whats going on here?

http://www.cartoondepot.com/pages/img/hb/pc/fredbarn.jpg

Spongebob & Patrick? Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble are the ones they oughta worry about.

They wear No Pants when they hang out together, They Spend more time with eachother than they do with their wives, The themesong Includes the Lyrics "We'll Have A Gay Old Time". Does Nobody else see whats going on here?

http://www.cartoondepot.com/pages/img/hb/pc/fredbarn.jpg

Good one, Chad. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Spongebob & Patrick? Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble are the ones they oughta worry about.

They wear No Pants when they hang out together, They Spend more time with eachother than they do with their wives, The themesong Includes the Lyrics "We'll Have A Gay Old Time". Does Nobody else see whats going on here?

http://www.cartoondepot.com/pages/img/hb/pc/fredbarn.jpg
:rotflmao:

"Jesus didn't turn people away. Neither do we."


Hmmm I wonder if any of these ballbag Bible- thumpers thought of that.



That was a riot Chad. :lol:

Hmmm I wonder if any of these ballbag Bible- thumpers thought of that.
:lol:

I wonder if Jesus cured any gay people after he cured the blinds.

Hey, what people do in their own barns is NONE of my business.

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I've heard that people want the spongebob videos banned from schools :rolleyes: ohno:

Spongebob & Patrick? Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble are the ones they oughta worry about.

They wear No Pants when they hang out together, They Spend more time with eachother than they do with their wives, The themesong Includes the Lyrics "We'll Have A Gay Old Time". Does Nobody else see whats going on here?

http://www.cartoondepot.com/pages/img/hb/pc/fredbarn.jpg


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

What about Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street, I've heard people complain they're gay too ;)

Maybe they think Spongebob is gay because he sucks!


...ba dum bum. ;)

I can't stand Spongebob myself, but only because I think it, like most cartoons made nowadays, is cheaply drawn, with cheap jokes. In fact, I don't know of one cartoon made today that I like.

Man: Let's go to some quiet secluded place, like behind the dumpster.
Spongebob: Or we could go back to my house and turn off all the lights.

Then Spongebob said something about making it quick.... :lol:

I can't stand Spongebob myself, but only because I think it, like most cartoons made nowadays, is cheaply drawn, with cheap jokes. In fact, I don't know of one cartoon made today that I like.

Spongebob is hilarious. I probably love it just because I like random comedy and things that don't really make sense.

It pisses me off how some Christians (some, not all) take everything and try to find flaws in it that contradict with their religion. it's so annoying and if anything those people are the ones with the problem. my father thinks that both Spongebob and yu-gi-oh cards go against his religion. As far as I know, Spongebob wasn't created so it could be picked apart by hypocritical Christians (or any religious person for that matter).
These kids in my school who are VERY Christian (im christian but i dont act like some of these people) thought i was evil for liking rock music and celebrating halloween :lol: :grr:

Spongebob is hilarious. I probably love it just because I like random comedy and things that don't really make sense.
:grr: but dude, that's what south park and family guy are for. NOTHING could possibly be funnier. especially a kids show with content limits (besides porn).

Announcer on hitler's talk show: If you're going to be in the los angeles area und vould like tickets to Hitler, call 213-DUVERISTIDUHAGDISTVESTEBLAACHEN!

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... A STAPLER. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Stapler. Rated PG-13.

Stan: Maybe the answer isn't trying to stop the future from happening, but making the future better. [the mound of men stops copulating]
Randy: Well what are we waiting for?
[they start planting trees and ****]
Background singer:
We've got to work for a better future, we've got to join hands for tomorrow.
Take the first step and you will see the future begins with you and me.
We can start to make a difference if we want it for our children
Recycle that can and plant that tree, 'cause the future begins with you and me.
Cartman: Look, it's working! [one by one, the immigrants vanish from view]
Singer: The future begins with you and me.
Darryl Weathers: The immigrants are fadin' away!
Stan: We're doing it!
Singer: Take the first step and you will see the future-
Stan: Dude, wait wait ho, hold on. Wait a second. [drops his shovel] This is gay.
Kyle: [drops his shovel] This is really gay.
Cartman: Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.
Stan: Okay, sorry, my bad, e-everyone back in the pile. [everyone races back to the pile.]
Darryl Weathers: Back in the pile everyone!

:grr: but dude, that's what south park and family guy are for. NOTHING could possibly be funnier. especially a kids show with content limits (besides porn).

I also think South Park is hilarious. Especially the episode with Mel Gibson and the Passion of the Christ. :rotflmao: I've never seen a full episode of Family Guy, but the bits and pieces I've seen of it I haven't liked too much.

Spongebob & Patrick? Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble are the ones they oughta worry about.

They wear No Pants when they hang out together, They Spend more time with eachother than they do with their wives, The themesong Includes the Lyrics "We'll Have A Gay Old Time". Does Nobody else see whats going on here?

http://www.cartoondepot.com/pages/img/hb/pc/fredbarn.jpg
:rotflmao:

I'm still traumatized thinking about what Yogi and Boo Boo are doing in that cave. Naked. All alone. :wave:

And don't EVEN get me started on why Bugs Bunny seems to enjoy cross dressing for Elmer Fudd.
''What's REALLY up, doc?''
''THIS is you wasckly wabbit!'' :crazy:

I can't stand Spongebob myself, but only because I think it, like most cartoons made nowadays, is cheaply drawn, with cheap jokes. In fact, I don't know of one cartoon made today that I like.

Me either. SpongeBob is ugly, stupid, not funny...I could go on. I'll never get why it's so popular.

Me either. SpongeBob is ugly, stupid, not funny...I could go on. I'll never get why it's so popular.
:clap:

:grr: but dude, that's what south park and family guy are for. NOTHING could possibly be funnier. especially a kids show with content limits (besides porn).

Announcer on hitler's talk show: If you're going to be in the los angeles area und vould like tickets to Hitler, call 213-DUVERISTIDUHAGDISTVESTEBLAACHEN!

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... A STAPLER. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Stapler. Rated PG-13.

Stan: Maybe the answer isn't trying to stop the future from happening, but making the future better. [the mound of men stops copulating]
Randy: Well what are we waiting for?
[they start planting trees and ****]
Background singer:
We've got to work for a better future, we've got to join hands for tomorrow.
Take the first step and you will see the future begins with you and me.
We can start to make a difference if we want it for our children
Recycle that can and plant that tree, 'cause the future begins with you and me.
Cartman: Look, it's working! [one by one, the immigrants vanish from view]
Singer: The future begins with you and me.
Darryl Weathers: The immigrants are fadin' away!
Stan: We're doing it!
Singer: Take the first step and you will see the future-
Stan: Dude, wait wait ho, hold on. Wait a second. [drops his shovel] This is gay.
Kyle: [drops his shovel] This is really gay.
Cartman: Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.
Stan: Okay, sorry, my bad, e-everyone back in the pile. [everyone races back to the pile.]
Darryl Weathers: Back in the pile everyone!:rofl: That episode owned.

i just found this article and thought id post it

It was mayhem at the South Shore Plaza the other night when more than 2,000 Krabby SpongeBob SquarePants fans were turned away after waiting hours to have their picture snapped with the Krusty Krab's head frycook.


``Mothers were fighting, kids were crying and the police had to escort SpongeBob out,'' said Caroline Casey of Walpole, who was shopping at the Braintree mall when the SpongeBob incident reached its saturation point. ``It was like he was Elvis.''

Ha! If Squidward could see old SpongeBob now!

The costumed SpongeBob character - whose cartoon counterpart and his pals, Patrick, Gary and Mr. Krabs, are the No. 1 ratings draw on Nickelodeon - was slated to appear for three hours in the mall's center court early Wednesday evening. But by the time Bikini Bottom's most famous resident surfaced, the line stretched from Filene's all the way to Macy's.

``There were about 2,500 kids and parents,'' said Someone Who Knows. ``They did 100 photos per hour - which is a lot - but that's only 300 kids. You do the math.''

Well, by our count, that leaves some 2,200 Krabby customers when it came time for SpongeBob to return to his Pineapple Under The Sea. And while the kids in line were still crying ``I'm ready!'' SpongeBob had left the building.

``SpongeBob may be square but he sure was hip last night,'' said South Shore Plaza marketing director Linnea Kelliher.

So hip that mall security and a Braintree police detail officer had to help him escape the angry mob.

``Mothers were yelling, calling each other names and accusing each other of cutting the line,'' Casey said. ``Kids were crying, yelling `SpongeBob!' It was unreal.''

:lol: that happened at a mall near where i live

I, myself, hate Spongebob. And I'm a christian. But I don't think Spongebobs gay. I think this whole thing started because the creaters are gay. Isn't it like, those two guys?

Even though this stupid rumor isn't true, people can believe what they want to believe. People can watch what they wanna watch. And they can tell their kids what to and what not to watch. So lay off some of these people, they just think what they're doing is right.

I, myself, hate Spongebob. And I'm a christian. But I don't think Spongebobs gay. I think this whole thing started because the creaters are gay. Isn't it like, those two guys?

Even though this stupid rumor isn't true, people can believe what they want to believe. People can watch what they wanna watch. And they can tell their kids what to and what not to watch. So lay off some of these people, they just think what they're doing is right.
I dont care if they THINk hes gay, but dont make a national case about it. If you dont like it and dont think your kids should be watching it, than tell your kids not to watch it, but dont try to get the whole nation not to watch it, god.

I dont care if they THINk hes gay, but dont make a national case about it. If you dont like it and dont think your kids should be watching it, than tell your kids not to watch it, but dont try to get the whole nation not to watch it, god.

exactly. some people like it so why should they ruin it for everyone just because they don't like it and think he's gay? if you don't like it and it comes on, change the channel. it doesn't take much effort (at least i hope not).

ITS A SPONGE, PEOPLE

Spongebob & Patrick? Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble are the ones they oughta worry about.

They wear No Pants when they hang out together, They Spend more time with eachother than they do with their wives, The themesong Includes the Lyrics "We'll Have A Gay Old Time". Does Nobody else see whats going on here?

http://www.cartoondepot.com/pages/img/hb/pc/fredbarn.jpg
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Plus Fred and Barney's cereal is called FRUITY Pebbles Why else besides they are fruit flavored and theyre pebbles would they name it that?

And Shaggy and Scooby Doo, yeah theyre friends but they spend more tiime with each other, I know dog is man's best friend, but these two seem TOO close

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
LOOK AT THE WAY BARNEY IS STANDING! It looks kinda girlish...oh there is something up with them

THE FLINTSTONES 2005

Fred : Barney , how are you today?


Barney : Fine

Wilma : You know, Betty I think there's something up with out husbands

Betty : What do you mean?


Wilma : Well, theyve spent an awful lot of time together and I saw THIS *holds up a Torjan package*

*they both gasp*
Bam Bam : Bam Bam! Bam Bam!

Betty : Honey Wilma and I are trying to figure out something about your father

Bam Bam : He got fired again?

Wilma : No

Pebbles : What's the matter with my daddy and your daddy Bam Bam Did they fight?


Bam Bam : No

*cut to Barney and Fred in the cave*
Fred : Ahh, Barney these Fruity Pebbles are delicious

Barney : THank you, Fred

Fred : You're welcome

*they both cross arms and feed each other*

Fred : THat was great

Barney : Ive been meaning to tell you this for YEARS but I never came to tell you

Fred : What? Youre a woman?

Barney : No, Im..........

Fred : Dumb?

Barney : No! I love you

Fred : As a friend? THanks Barn!

Barney : No, no, let's go further into the cave

*"Its Raining Men" by The Weather Girls plays as they go further into the game, we see Barney dressed in a leather outfit , Fred is on the floor screaming *

Fred : OH YEAH! *Barney whips him* THATS IT!

*Wilma and Betty come out by the cave, they hear Fred screaming*
Wilma : I knew something was up

Betty : Yeah

Wilma : Wait....

Betty : Listen!

*cut to Barney and Fred dancimg with each other as "Heaven Knows" by Donna Summer is playing*

Wilma and Betty : OH NO! THEY'RE GAY!


*scene ends with Barney and fred in bed kissing as "Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong" by Joe Cocker plays*

ITS A SPONGE, PEOPLE
aren't they asexual creatures to begin with??

aren't they asexual creatures to begin with??Exactly.

aren't they asexual creatures to begin with??

I would think so.

aren't they asexual creatures to begin with??

That's the same thing the creator said: SPONGES ARE ASEXUAL :rolleyes:

My favorite episode is 'Rock Bottom' :lol:

aren't they asexual creatures to begin with??
meangya, i was beginning to think my sponges didn't like eachother.

meangya, i was beginning to think my sponges didn't like eachother.

They probably need counseling with the Sponge version of Dr Phil :lol:

:grr: but dude, that's what south park and family guy are for. NOTHING could possibly be funnier. especially a kids show with content limits (besides porn).

Announcer on hitler's talk show: If you're going to be in the los angeles area und vould like tickets to Hitler, call 213-DUVERISTIDUHAGDISTVESTEBLAACHEN!

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... A STAPLER. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Stapler. Rated PG-13.

Stan: Maybe the answer isn't trying to stop the future from happening, but making the future better. [the mound of men stops copulating]
Randy: Well what are we waiting for?
[they start planting trees and ****]
Background singer:
We've got to work for a better future, we've got to join hands for tomorrow.
Take the first step and you will see the future begins with you and me.
We can start to make a difference if we want it for our children
Recycle that can and plant that tree, 'cause the future begins with you and me.
Cartman: Look, it's working! [one by one, the immigrants vanish from view]
Singer: The future begins with you and me.
Darryl Weathers: The immigrants are fadin' away!
Stan: We're doing it!
Singer: Take the first step and you will see the future-
Stan: Dude, wait wait ho, hold on. Wait a second. [drops his shovel] This is gay.
Kyle: [drops his shovel] This is really gay.
Cartman: Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.
Stan: Okay, sorry, my bad, e-everyone back in the pile. [everyone races back to the pile.]
Darryl Weathers: Back in the pile everyone!

I agree, South Park and Family Guy are the greatest. The best animated shows ever..in my opinion. And I really just can't help it:

Rob Schneieder der derp dee derp! Der derp dee derpy derpy derp! Until one day... Der derp derpiddy derpy derp! Der derp de derp! Ta teetley tum! From the creators of "DER" and "Tum Ta Teetly Tum Ta Do", Rob Schnieder is "Der Derp Tum Teetly Tum der derpy dumb!" Rated PG-13

I agree, South Park and Family Guy are the greatest.

last month I was watching South Park and my mom came into the room and shut it off and said "You shouldn't be watching that! who knows what kind of porn is shown on that kind of show" :rolleyes: :lol:

last month I was watching South Park and my mom came into the room and shut it off and said "You shouldn't be watching that! who knows what kind of porn is shown on that kind of show" :rolleyes: :lol:

That sucks. If your parents don't let you watch it try getting them to watch it with you. My parents love the show and watch it all the time. :lol:

That sucks. If your parents don't let you watch it try getting them to watch it with you. My parents love the show and watch it all the time. :lol:

I watch at my friends houses and sometimes when my mom is asleep. :p my mom thinks its a porn show and my dad is a "holy roller" so he thinks it goes against the Bible :rolleyes:

I watch at my friends houses and sometimes when my mom is asleep. :p my mom thinks its a porn show and my dad is a "holy roller" so he thinks it goes against the Bible :rolleyes:

:lol: Even if it does go against the bible..it's still funny as hell. That's good that you at least get to watch it though. :)

That sucks. If your parents don't let you watch it try getting them to watch it with you. My parents love the show and watch it all the time. :lol:
i've loved south park since i was 12 and before my dad let me watch it i'd already seen every episode and the movie. :lol: he lets me watch it now though, in fact he got me a south park wrist band this past christmas.

:lol: Even if it does go against the bible..it's still funny as hell. That's good that you at least get to watch it though. :)

yeah it is but anyway, my mom is really strict. if you think not watching South Park and Family Guy is bad, if I get anything lower than an A- on my report card next term (even a B+), then no computer or phone priviledges for a long time. :rolleyes:

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i've loved south park since i was 12 and before my dad let me watch it i'd already seen every episode and the movie. :lol: he lets me watch it now though, in fact he got me a south park wrist band this past christmas.

:lol: That's awesome. It's cool that people of all ages love the show.

BTW- What does your wristband look like? I got one for christmas too, it was black and has Cartman on it, and with much analyzing i've figured out that he's saying "screw you guys in going home"

:lol: That's awesome. It's cool that people of all ages love the show.

BTW- What does your wristband look like? I got one for christmas too, it was black and has Cartman on it, and with much analyzing i've figured out that he's saying "screw you guys in going home"
it's blue with all four of the guys on it.

it's blue with all four of the guys on it.

Cool. I think I saw that one at Hot Topic.

That sucks. If your parents don't let you watch it try getting them to watch it with you. My parents love the show and watch it all the time. :lol:
Yeah, my mom watches it with me a lot, too. She doesn't care. My dad occasionally says something about how I shouldn't be watching it, but he's not really that serious. Whatever, I think there's a lot of smarts behind that show. Every episode proves a point, even if it is in a way that most people can't understand...

yeah it is but anyway, my mom is really strict. if you think not watching South Park and Family Guy is bad, if I get anything lower than an A- on my report card next term (even a B+), then no computer or phone priviledges for a long time. :rolleyes:

http://www.x-zibit.com/images/craig.JPG My mom doesnt like me coming home with anything lower than a 85, really.

I just read about this in the papers today. Spongebob's safe, tho. :lol:

``It was like he was Elvis.''



That is the saddest and most pathetic thing I have ever read.

That is the saddest and most pathetic thing I have ever read.

:nod: it is. and the worst thing is that my aunt was at the mall that day and certain stores were closed temporarily while Spongebob was there.

:nod: it is. and the worst thing is that my aunt was at the mall that day and certain stores were closed temporarily while Spongebob was there.
I believe it is right of them to close those stores. Homosexuality is a sin
against god and a sponge holding hands with a starfish of the same sex is
only going to teach children how to be gay.

I believe it is right of them to close those stores. Homosexuality is a sin
against god and a sponge holding hands with a starfish of the same sex is
only going to teach children how to be gay.

Sarah, you crack me up. :lol:

:grr:

How can they be gay!?! Does Spongebob even have a penis!?!!!!!!! I've never noticed one. I've never seen anything bulging out of his square pants....(shuts up now) I guess some christians don't have anything better to do then talk about gay sponges...They should put all that energy into helping people instead of accusing sbsp of being gay.

How can they be gay!?! Does Spongebob even have a penis!?!!!!!!! I've never noticed one. I've never seen anything bulging out of his square pants....(shuts up now) I guess some christians don't have anything better to do then talk about gay sponges...They should put all that energy into helping people instead of accusing sbsp of being gay.

You're not looking in the right place. A sponge's penis is in a totally different place. ;)

How can they be gay!?! Does Spongebob even have a penis!?!!!!!!! I've never noticed one. I've never seen anything bulging out of his square pants....(shuts up now)
:rofl: like he even has hormones/chromosomal patterns. they just make it apparent he has a face, limbs and vocal cords. starfish are live reproducing organisms, but who knows about the sponge, he could be a female.

:rofl: like he even has hormones/chromosomal patterns. they just make it apparent he has a face, limbs and vocal cords. starfish are live reproducing organisms, but who knows about the sponge, he could be a female.
no, i think that because SpongeBob the asexual seasponge and his "lifepartner" Patrick the asexual starfish are BOTH the same sex - that being asexual, or NONE - then by definition (well SOMEONE's definition anyways) they are gay. Plus they are both snappy dressers.

Spongebob is amused.

Spongebob is amused.
As opposed to spongebob, Chris is not amused. People are morons. Gay men are morons too, essentially all people are morons, everyone just needs to shut the hell up and worry about their own lives. Jesus.

:rofl: like he even has hormones/chromosomal patterns. they just make it apparent he has a face, limbs and vocal cords. starfish are live reproducing organisms, but who knows about the sponge, he could be a female.
uh, nevermind i said that. i watched an episode last night. they make it quite apparent he does have a penis.

. Plus they are both snappy dressers.

Um, my male cousin dresses nice(very snappy), and he is not gay.:rolleyes:

Um, my male cousin dresses nice(very snappy), and he is not gay.:rolleyes:
by any chance does your cousin like showtunes? because if he does, I'm sorry but that clinches it, he MUST be gay.

You may also want to look through his music collection to see if he has any Cher, Madonna or Barbara Streisand stuff in there. :)

I find it ironic that this James Dobson guy also fought for serial killer Ted Bundy while he was on death row :rolleyes: This whole "Spongebob is gay and evil" thing is nuts...he needs to get his priorities straight.

I remember this thead well :)

I remember this thead well :)
Recycle that can and plant that tree, the future begins with you and me...

I hate spongebob too! He's so flippin' annoying!!! They show like 10 episodes of that show every friggen day and I get tired of all of it! :mad:

You may also want to look through his music collection to see if he has any Cher, Madonna or Barbara Streisand stuff in there. :)

uh oh... I have the full catalogs of all three artists, don't even want to know just how gay I am :lol:

uh, nevermind i said that. i watched an episode last night. they make it quite apparent he does have a penis.
:rotflmao: i was just thinking about that and this thread the other day.

by any chance does your cousin like showtunes? because if he does, I'm sorry but that clinches it, he MUST be gay.

You may also want to look through his music collection to see if he has any Cher, Madonna or Barbara Streisand stuff in there. :)

May I confess something?:o *blushes a bit* My cousin dresses nice and snappy when he's in church........:o :) My cousin listens to rap and hip-hop........:) ;) :crazy: :lol: :wave: