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LDDDDDDDDDDD

you're stupid.

*signed
*gave

roooflll

go away.

*Eats dinner*

I'm the executed prime minister of Indonesia.

Sure and my daddy's Superman. Weeeeee!

I'm the executed prime minister of Indonesia.
i live next door to the fonz.

I'm married to Steve Perry! :crazy: :happyface

I'm really Nate aka Rainman. :crazy:

I'm daughter of Mork from Ork * Nanu,nanoo*

Eminem is my father

Jim Carrey is my uncle

my great grandfather is the old film director D.W. Griffith

Actually, i'm Frankie Munez in disquise.

i'm really Ben Savage and my girlfriend is Michael's enemy Makayla

I'm actually a Cocker Spaniel.

;)

I am a poisonous tarantula

I had lunch with The Elephant Man

my little brother has boobs

Andy Griffith is my uncle.

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/augly1.jpg

Ever feel like this?

i am a 95 year old stalker

Ok, so when is this thread getting closed?

Grow up! :rolleyes:

:spam: :nonono:

Hi, my name is Jude Law. Nice to meet you.

ahahaha :rofl:

Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real.

Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real.

:rofl: the best one yet

And you guys arent funny.

And you guys arent funny.


What's the matter, can't think of one?

;)

Aww the cowardly lion was given an overactive libido instead of courage. :(

I once dated Jennifer Connelly.

And Regis Philbin will be the next President of the United States! :lol:

kick ass, i upgraded my metallica club account and i now have access to the members only sections of the site! and i get a free t-shirt, yo.

Hilary Duff is my wife, Lindsay Lohan is my mistress, and Britney Spears is my puppy.

[insert celebrity here] is my [insert type of relationship here].

My right leg hurts






See? I can play, too! It's my LEFT leg that hurts. WHOA. :eek:

My right leg hurts






See? I can play, too! It's my LEFT leg that hurts. WHOA. :eek:
my god, girl! you're quite the liar.

my god, girl! you're quite the liar.i kno, wtf??11

liberace is my husband. WAIT he is dead

tudrfudtf

liberace is my husband. WAIT he is deadI'd do him

I'd do him
napoleon bonaparte? i saw him on the maury show with his balls on his chin.

napoleon bonaparte? i saw him on the maury show with his balls on his chin.
:rofl: Yeah, he's a hottie. Like one picture he was on a horse and his hair was all waving. WHOA.

I'm actually a Cocker Spaniel.

;)
They are the best pets. :)

This thread has me ROFL!!! :lol:

I am the 5th Beatle :guitar:

I am a mulit-millionaire and I live in a mansion in Beverly Hills...

HI! - I'm Al Roker - the new celebrity spokesmodel for TrimSpa!

Don't you think I'm SEXAY Baby?

I'm the Queen of England. Bow down to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

My real name is Solomon and yes I finally admit that Good Times was a spinoff.

I am the egg man
They are the egg man
I am the walrus

Goo goo g’joob.

My father was Kojak :p

My name is Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

I was on the Match Game back in 1975 and both Richard Dawson and Fannie Flagg asked me out on a date. I accepted :)

I was on the Match Game back in 1975 and both Richard Dawson and Fannie Flagg asked me out on a date. I accepted :)

I am Richard Dawson and our date was excellent.

I am Richard Dawson and our date was excellent.
Yes it was Dickie and thank you so much for such a memorable time :grineyes:

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.OMG!!! :woohoo:

i agree with what zee great pretender said earlier, you guys aren't being creative. lmao and i'm assuming none of the moderators have clicked on the link to that porn site posted at the beginning of this thread.

i agree with what zee great pretender said earlier, you guys aren't being creative. lmao and i'm assuming none of the moderators have clicked on the link to that porn site posted at the beginning of this thread.

I don't think the moderators have either.

TJ and I aren't mindreaders guys, and we don't have time to click on every link. Gotta hit that Report button. Penny Lane just brought it to my attention, and I thank her for that.

:)

This thread is actually kind of funny, and the responses are too. :)
It is a funny thread. That's why I'm leaving it open. It's sort of randomish, but it has a theme.

It's sort of randomish, but it has a theme.

That we all have multiple personalities? This is perfect for a Phsycology student! (jk)

"They're going to take me away ha ha.. They're going to take me away'' :lol:

I was on the Match Game back in 1975 and both Richard Dawson and Fannie Flagg asked me out on a date. I accepted :)

I wrote a book with Fannie. It was on the New York Times Best Seller List for 5673 weeks.

And I can't exactly tell you what Richard and I did. ;) Let's just say it involved a swimming pool and the LAPD.

It is a funny thread. That's why I'm leaving it open. It's sort of randomish, but it has a theme.

:lol: Who can tell the most elaborate lie.

I am Richard Dawson and our date was excellent.

Imposter!!!

Hm.. my daddy is Bill Gates AND Superman. Double weeeeeeeeee!

Hm.. my daddy is Bill Gates AND Superman. Double weeeeeeeeee!How can your dad be Bill Gates when mine is...wait...Aimee? What the hell, get off of these boards. Inane 13 year olds are not allowed here. :snob:

I KEEP HANDCUFFS AND WHIPS IN MY CLOSET

I KEEP HANDCUFFS AND WHIPS IN MY CLOSETThis thread is supposed to be sarcastic. Oh. Snap.

Hm.. my daddy is Bill Gates AND Superman. Double weeeeeeeeee!


I knew Bill Gats and Superman were the same person!

How can your dad be Bill Gates when mine is...wait...Aimee? What the hell, get off of these boards. Inane 13 year olds are not allowed here. :snob:

Don't be hatin' :superman:

I knew Bill Gats and Superman were the same person!

Lyk oh my GAWD! I knew that too.. how bizarre :billgates:

Don't be hatin' :superman:hey hey HEY! I can be hatin, my dear, I can be hatin' when you make me slave around the house getting yo food and yo meals and yo dinners and yo :food2: I can be a hatin' when you make me eat the dogs crap instead of messing with Mildred...that's our maid. Mildred. But you wouldn't know that. And another thing.

This thread is supposed to be sarcastic. Oh. Snap.


:(

Has anyone noticed that the author of this thread"grizzly" hasn't responded to anything yet? Who is he anyway? I have never heard of him. Someone who just registered or someone using an alias to stir things up? :confused: Anyway this thread has become very funny and I am glad that the mods have left it open. (but deleted the porn link):lol:

Oh! I just checked. He had only one post and has been banned! :lol:

hey hey HEY! I can be hatin, my dear, I can be hatin' when you make me slave around the house getting yo food and yo meals and yo dinners and yo :food2: I can be a hatin' when you make me eat the dogs crap instead of messing with Mildred...that's our maid. Mildred. But you wouldn't know that. And another thing.

Yo true dat. True dat. I admit it, aiight? I can do anything I want, because my daddy is Bill Gates and Superman, so take that. And Mildred ain't your maid, she's your pimp. Holla.

Yo true dat. True dat. I admit it, aiight? I can do anything I want, because my daddy is Bill Gates and Superman, so take that. And Mildred ain't your maid, she's your pimp. Holla.Both. :snob:

I wrote a book with Fannie. It was on the New York Times Best Seller List for 5673 weeks.

And I can't exactly tell you what Richard and I did. ;) Let's just say it involved a swimming pool and the LAPD.
Damn Woman :eek: ;)

True story!

Some idiots at my highschool believe that former President Bush is my Grandfather! :lol:

Several years back when my middle siser and I were in highschool, my oldest sister went to Florida during Spring Break and brought us back some t-shirts about supporting Operation Desert Storm. My middle sister just got finished telling where we got the shirts from when an idiot came up and asked her if we got them in D.C. because that was the only place he had heard was selling them.

My sister, having NOOOO sarcastic bone in her body, responded yes that was where we got them at. He asked what she was doing in D.C. over spring break so she answered that we were seeing our grandfather. He asked what our grandfather did in D.C. and she said not much just has an office and house up there. The guy persisted and asked where he worked so she responded 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...you know the White House.

The guy was all really??? your grandfather for the president. So my sister being my sister said no...he WAS the President but to keep it quiet because she wasn't supposed to tell anyone. So the guy says, "If thats your grandfather shouldn't you have a secret service agent?" She says that she does have one. The guy asks who it is and she tells him its the new teacher to the school (this was soon after we had moved down here). The guy was so excited and asked if he had a gun. My sister said yes but don't ask him about it because he can get testy.

So my sister thought she had better give the teacher a heads up and told him what was said. He laughed and said he would take care of it. So a few days later this kid went up to him and asked him if he was a secret service agent. :lol: The teacher said damnit, did she go talking about her grandfather again? I told her she had to keep quiet? I'm gonna have to have a talk with her again! So the kid asks if he has a gun and if he can see it. The teacher said you mean she told you about that to? So he reaches into his desk drawer and pulls out what looks like a real gun from far away (squirt guns are great aren't they?)

So yeah...thats the story of why some idiots at my highschool believe that former President Bush is my grandfather.

D

Heeey I didnt know about all these new smilies

:flabnabbi :nerd: :snob: :kitties: : :mrtarver: :lorne: :clay: :so

Both. :snob:

You ruined our totally ghetto conversation :(

Heeey I didnt know about all these new smilies

:flabnabbi :nerd: :snob: :kitties: : :mrtarver: :lorne: :clay: :soLooorrrnnee!!! :biglove: :lorne:

You ruined our totally ghetto conversation :(Sol Goode.

I KEEP HANDCUFFS AND WHIPS IN MY CLOSET


nobody mentioned my joke :(

nobody mentioned my joke :( :(

All I've got to say to the original poster is this:

If you're dating a famous model, Why in the name of horizontal limbo are you posting on an internet message board

I was on the Match Game back in 1975 and both Richard Dawson and Fannie Flagg asked me out on a date. I accepted :)

Fannie Flagg was a hottie...in all seriousness. ;)

If you're dating a famous model, Why in the name of horizontal limbo are you posting on an internet message board
well he had to tell SOMEONE, and obviously no-one that actually KNOWS the guy would believe him so....

All I've got to say to the original poster is this:

If you're dating a famous model, Why in the name of horizontal limbo are you posting on an internet message board
ahaha :rofl:

I have 3 big toes

Jennifer Aniston dumped Brad Pitt for me.

Fannie Flagg was a hottie...in all seriousness. ;)
I agree, she and Dawson were both hot when they were on the Match Game...

The human torch was denied a bank loan

LOL this is a funny thread!

I once knew a man named Jeremiah he was a bullfrog

I'm a smart, caring, well rounded, person who can take care of herself.

See I can think of one. Being sarcastic is fun. :grr:

One night, not too long ago, I went to see the Stones, but instead I got lost in Fallbrook ( a true story) :(