What is it and why?What is it and why?

" I love our sex.. but some of us are scum."- Mary Jo

" Black.. Man.. Black man.. " Bernice.. i absolutly love when she says this it just cracks me up! actually i love anything she says.

the one when Claudia is in Mrs. Preteen Atlanta, and Julia puts Marjorie {current Mrs. Georiga world} in her place, by standing up for Suzanne!!!

Allison: So, what are you putting on your freaky little greeting cards?
Carlene: Your private parts...fix em, then you knix um.
Allison: Fix um...then you knix em?
Carlene: Sure, isn't that just the perfect greeting card slogan...first you fix em...then you knix em.
Mary Jo: I bet that a card like that would sell for christmas.


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Andrew Carden

Of all the quotes I have heard on "Designing Women", my all-time favorite is when Julia boldly defends her home from the dreaded "Tour of HOmes" tourist. Here is the speech in its entirely, in case you missed it:

TOURIST: Y'know, the other houses were much nicer than this one. This is boring.
KAREN, THE TOUR GUIDE: Well, this isn't one of our better ones. In fact, the only reason it's on the tour is because this was the home of Lucifer T. Stonewall Sugarbaker. He was a very famous horse thief and Yankee spy. Who's seen "Gone With the Wind"? Do you remember Belle Watley's house? Well, this was the original that it was based on.
TOURIST: This used to be a whore house?
JULIA: Alright!! That's it. This is not a whore house, this is my house. And I've had all I'm gonna take of you. You don't care about history, you just want to sell it. You don't even sell it honestly. You just want to sell the myth.........the myth of the Old South. You all know that myth, don't ya? Happy darkies singing in the field while Miss Scarlet primps around throwing hissy fits. Well that's an insult. It isn't the South. It's an insult to all the people who lived and died here not so very long ago. We Southerners have had to endure many things. But one thing we Southerners don't have to endure is a bunch of bored housewives turning historical homes into theme parks, not to mention ill-mannered tourists with their Big Gulps, Mysties, Slurpees, and Frosties, their dirty feet overflowing rubber thongs, and babies who sneeze fudgecicle juice! Out!! Out of my house!! As God is my witness..........I will burn it down myself before I let you in again!!
(The tourists applaud........)
TOURIST: Wow! Just like the movie!
TOURIST: This is the best house on the tour!
KAREN: (nervously trying to hurry them out) Well.........we aim to please. And wasn't that a wonderful piece of theater.