973, 74, 75, 76

The next morning...................

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982, 83

A DAPPER MAN? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCREWDRIVERS AND WRENCHES IS THAT ED?

CHICO I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT DAPPER IS DISTINGUISHED, CLASSY, RESPECTABLE.

984

filly nilly?! LOL

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988, 89

I don't know ed she';s pretty hot for you she may make it hard to refuse her...hey what are we betting with again?

hey what are we betting with again?

Chico dream sequence............
dream sequence
drean sequence
dream sequence 990, 991, 992

Back to the present.........

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997, 98, 99, 1000

Chico how could you, what about our bet....no woman remeber your health I only suggested it for your health, i was willing to sacrifice myself and date these woman for you...and now you've blown our bet and with one of my girls! How could you!

Chico: Who told you?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=87270&stc=1

1001

1002

1003

1004

No Ed, as much as i want to, as much as she wants me to i made a deal with you, a bet and i intend to honor it even if it kills me!

1005

1006

you mean it Ed?!

1007

1008, 9

The next day.....................

1010, 11

Man Chico if Ed was up drinking all night imagine the hangover he's going to have, and you know what a bear he can be when he's tied one on, if i were you I'd go get yourself a little filly and hit the road jack at least for a while.

Wanna sip of my bourbon ladies! After the bottle is empty. We can all play spin the bottle

off topic here: but can anyone tell if the photoi behind Ed which is supposed to be a picture of Chico's mom, is it a picture of Maria? To me it looks a little like the one in her book where Freddie is resting his head on her shoulder, does anyone have an idea?

Good question. When I took the picture this morning. I paused my dvr well enough to try to look myself. As much as I tried to slow motion the dvr to what picture I wanted. I thought myself that it looked like Maria. I'll have to see that again and check it out. Now you got me curious!

Chico:

Ave Maria Purisma! Ed, how can you stand there & drink in the presence of a picture of my late dear sainted Mother?

(Ya'll inspired me lol)...

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My mother a Saint in my eyes sang me a song each night before I went to sleep. Here let me play it for you...

1012, 13

what do you mean you don';t want to hear my sainted mother's favorite song?

Ed:

Because you can't sing! Even Sammy Davis Jr will agree with me!!!!

Chico: I went to the school of performing arts before i came to work for you Ed and I had voice and dance lessons, but taking care of the ladies is my strong suit

1014, 15

1017

ROTF! You've made a very sick girl a happy women! Thank you for this story line Pitooey! It is making me feel much better.

Aw I didn't know you were not feeling well. i hope you get better soon.

1018

(Hope you're feeling better!)

Ed:

You were cooking Sherry alright. Some girl named Sherry.

Chico : Aw, have a heart Ed. We're young & in love...

Ed: Get outta my garage!!!! :) :lol:

I check it out a couple times a day. Thanks for the humor....Freddie would probably laugh. ;)

Chico: Sherry my dear, come to me and let me kiss you're sweet lips, your soft cheeks, your....

Ed: You're making me sick Chico now get back to work and leave the poor girl alone!

oops sorry i goofed up the order of the pictures folks

Chico:

Ed do you mind? This tamale here is trying to get a little guacamole with his Sherry...

1019

1020, 21

you better know it honey, you really rev my motor! Excuse me Ed i must go my lady needs me

1022, 23, 24, 25

Ed; You go crazy for any woman whether they wear shoes or not! Louie, I swear that boy is woman crazy!

Chico; I no loco Senior...

Louie: I remember when I was his age. Ah, the good old days...

off topic:
I love the flat shoes remark! I can hear him laughing like he did in the army reunion episode when they realized that lady thought ed was gay. LOL

1016

He was so cute wasn't he?

1027, 28, 29

1029, 30

join you, i don't go for that!

Chico: Ava Maria I didn't mean me Ed, esta loco? You're not my type either!

1031, 32, 33

that's ok Ed i knew what you meant i was just grinding your gears because your always bustin my chops.

Della: chops did someone say chops? the special on the della-car-tessin today is poork chops and applesauce

1034, 35, 36

Chico:

I think you're too late. Here they come now!

http://www.bradybunchshrine.com/bradybunch/Pictures/Pictures2/bbkidswalk.jpg

Greg Brady: Gee, this is better than Alices home cooking!

http://www.bradybunchshrine.com/bradybunch/Pictures/Pictures2/bbalicered.JPG

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I'll have some of that delicious pork too i have to keep my strength up if i am to satisfy my ladies hunger!

Then I'll have some of the ladies for desert.Then they can have me

:lol: 1041, 42, 43, 44, 45

Taste your sandwiches? no way Jose but i sure could patch a few of the innertubes around here with them.

Ed:

Chico I wanted you to take those sandwiches & patch some innertubes with them. I have plenty that need patching...

Ed: Oh boy here come the brady kids gor more chops and sauce and they're singing! I wonder if pork works for ear plugs.?

Chico: you could patten them Ed's pork plugs!

Louie: Ha ha that's a good one chico instead of spark plugs

Della:why Ed Brown youn should be ashamed of yourself, and you too Chico picking on those kids, they're just babies! you were one yourself once.

:rofl: 1046, 47, 48, 49

:confused: Pork glue, Chico i thought you loved my pork sandwiches?!

He also likes making money, how else can he finance all the dating he does?

:rofl: 1050,51, 52, 53, 54

1055

If that outfit was any louder i'd need some of Della's pork plugs!

you're as green as your sweater Max, Jealousy doesn't become you

oops scuse the typo i meant Man, not Max in the above post sorry

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1060, 61, 62

Of course we can this is an A1 garage and we are A1 mechanics,
how may we halp you?

well actually i was told this was the place to see a Chico Rodriquez, the best mechanic in town. And if you know of a place to get a hot pork sandwich i'd be very grateful

1063, 64, 65, 66

Ed you don't mean that, you need me here think of how lost you'd be without me, think of the beautiful scenery you'd miss when my girls stop coming by, and what about the business...I'm your A1 mechanic, we're family...but i have oats to sew, woman to love!

sew your oats, sew a button on your shirt i don't care just fix that car.

1067

Than your not kicking me out? Ed you're just an old softy i knew you couldn't do it you're as glad to have me here as i am to be here

Ed: I never kicked you out all i said was that if you leave don't come back...that sounds like a choice to me! And as for being glad to have you here, i've had toothaches i enjoyed more!

Chico: He does love me!

Not so loud, i don't want the Brady's over here breaking into song, or Fred Sanford over here shaking his fist in my face

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1070, 71

1072, 73, 74, 75

1076, 77, 78

LOL

Marsha: That Chico Rodriquez is one fine man, i hope he hope he doesn't think my goody goody image is for real....deep down I want to be loved by a real man, not Harvey Klinger, or Charlie what's his name

1079, 80, 81, 82, 83

Davy Jones:

What Marcia doesn't like me anymore? I've done everything to impress that girl & now she wants Chico...

http://www.davyjones.net/images/keepinup/2005-3/davyjones-workingout-sm.jpg http://www.davyjones.net/images/gallery/p1/DJ-60's.jpg

That's right Davy i sing, I dance, I play tennis, and i'm a great driver!

Ed: A great driver what in the sam hill does driving have to do with your talents...whatever they are?

Chico: I drive woman wild with my dimpled smile....among other things :kiss:

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Chico: Alright! She chose me instead of that tea & crumpets loving Monkee!!!!

Davy Jones; I have worse luck with women than Peter Tork does. Chico gets all the girls...

1086, 87, 88

:mad: Marsha: You boys are so juvenile, I am nearly a woman and if you tell mother on me i'll tell her that you were smoking Greg, and Peter that you broke her favorite vase and Bobby I'll tell her that your hero is Jesse James and the report you did on him only got a C+ :p

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1092, 93

Chico: The cops! why do you need the cops Mrs. Brady i'm not a letch i am every inch a gentleman!

Marsha:And that;s one thing i can't wait to find out for myself! I'm going crazy for you chico! :crazy:

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Chico: that's right Ed they need to loosen up a little i would never hurt Marsha

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1099, 1100

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LOL LOL LOL

I think Carol Brady has the hots for me. There's just something about the way she stutters when I ask her something

Mike Brady's not going to like this one bit.

pleassssssssssssssse let him understand and not flip his taco.

just tell old man Brady you'll trade him even up....this little dog he can put in the back window of his 64 Chevy for his wife Carol.

I knew I could count on you for some sound advice.

Off topic
You go Macca! glad you joined the fun! You are a riot!

Yay we got another player......... :clap:

1101, 4, 5, 6

You guys make me laugh & that's a good thing. :)

Jan: Marsha Marsha Marsha I want Chico, Chico, Chico

(sorry i don;'t have apicture LOL)

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1111, 12

taking this cold shower helped......Ed and his big ideas. :D

Eddie sweety pie baby....I'm feeling better already!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: I love that picture Macca...

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what's not to love about these buns of mine.

the only buns that's we're going to be looking at in this garage is Shirley's glazed buns.

:lol: Macca that's a good picture.....

Davy's Girl: " Marcia, I'll keep Davy company while you have the time of your life with that hot latin lover"

Marcia: "Oh how wonderful! Now If we can only have the time of our loves without Ed knocking on that Van"

Ed: "Who's knocking in that Van?! Mando go tell them no "Monkee" buisness is going to happen in the Van"

Mando stops at his tracks, " Na -ah, Old folks, Like chico says "ees not my job!"

Monkey boy Ed.....I'm not worried about him...I hear his breath smells like a zoo keeper's heal.

Marsha and this hot Latino will be doing the cha cha cha all night long.

:rofl: Good one Macca!

Marcia:

So many handsome men, Chico, Mando, and Davy. I just can't decide...

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Ed: Oh to be young again Louie, Chico has more energy than two people together I get tired just trying to keep his social calender straight

LOuie: Calendar, did someone say Calendar?

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Louie: Hee Hee Ed that's a good one Chico and his broadway babes~

1121

Louie: yeah Ed remeber when Sammy stopped by we could teach Chico some soft shoe and you know what a comedian he is he could be rich and famous

dance lessons. There's just no end to Chico's talent

Louie:he could even be a magician because he turns woman into wild animals! LOL Ah Ed sometimes i crack myself up!

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1124, 25

you mean for the first time this week don't you?

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1130, 31, 32, 33

Me on Broadway! bit i'm a mechanic and a number one lover i'm no star

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1136

Sammy:

That's why Fred Sanford called Louie "Bowlegs"...

1137, 38, 39

Fans? You havce fans already, and we;ve only just started preparing you for broadway? How can that be?

Chico: what can i say Ed when you've got it you've got it and lets face it man I am LOOOOKING GOOOOOOD

Ed:Louie I need a drink get me to my cash register.

LOuie: Don't drink now Ed we have work to do have some cake

Cake how can we eat cake now, we have work to do getting Chico ready for super stardom!

How's this Ed i'm, practicing my celebrity photo poses?

1141, 42, 43, 44

1145, 46, 47, 48

Really Chico you had me going i thought you were serious about those consultations....you could be a dramatic actor....you know like, what's his name that plays perry mason...

You know the more i think about this broadway stuff i don't think it's for me, i have a job i love and lots of woman left unloved.....SO FAR, no i don't think broadway is for me

ED: Chico how can you say that, what about the fame, the fortune, the fans, the fortune, the notoriaty, the fortune

Chico: Ed money isn't everything i have to know if woman love me for me, Chico Rodriquez or if the love me for bill.

Ed: Bill, who in the sam hill is bill?!

Chico: There's the $10, $20, $50, $100 bills....i don't want someone to want me for my money i want them for me,

Mable: I want you for yourself Chico! for your hair, your eyes, that mustache and those dimples, i want you for you!

1150, 51, 52, 53

and you can't pay bills with dignity or respect! Please give it a try Chico you could be famous, live in the lap of luxery and i could live and work in your guesthouse/garage

Chico: Your dream Ed? I thought this was MY dream!

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Ed: Uh no Della I had the rent money but i gave it to the orphans for food.
Della:I want the rent money or at least a better story than that
Ed: Would you believe we're trying to break into show business?
Della: As what, back up singers for the Brady kids?
Chico: as a matter of fact Della i am going to be a stand up comedian, i may even sing and dance.

Oops so sorry i messed up the order of the pictures again

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1162, 63, 64

1165, 66

... I just noticed something. Who says you can't see new things in our show even tho you have viewed the tapes tons of time, so many that you can recite the dialogue! LOL :lol: Anyway, that sign in front of the truck on the wall, I never noticed that one before... NO SALESMEN WANTED, ONLY SALESLADIES! :rotflmao: THAT CHICO! LOL

BTW I am enjoying your story greatly! Keep up the good work ladies!

Thanks for pointing that out. I never noticed that before. Probably cuz I was too busy noticing Chico... :lol: :lol:

I noticed that too when it was on in the marathon i love that i wonder if that was an idea of Freddie's to put that there?

Lucky........ I've never seen that until you pointed it out. :lol: That is so funny. I think Freddie wrote it huh? Maybe we should ask Mando who wrote it?

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Lucky........ I've never seen that until you pointed it out. :lol: That is so funny. I think Freddie wrote it huh? Maybe we should ask Mando who wrote it?

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That is a good question. I wonder myself. By the way Isaac is on vacation and wont be back till the 12th of July. He told me that a while ago and I called him the other day and left a message stating; "You went on vacation and forgot to take me with you!?!?" LMAO! Hee hee, he'll get a kick out of that. Someone should email him that question. I wonder what he would have to say about it! :wave:

Hope he has a great vacation! :)

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we want to keep them here Louie not chase them away!!

Louie: well than you better not start singing or i'll the dogs in the neighborhood will be barking!

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Thank you everybody, thank you very much i'm here tonight to rock your world and shake your senses!

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I hgope he isn't being censored!!!!

Man why would they censor me.....I am LOOOKING GOOOD!

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that's a good one Chico you'll have em rolling in the isiles!

I swear you guys have got me laughing my head of here lol... :lol: :lol:

Ed Brown: Chico how dare you talk dirty to this audience! Don't you know there are little old ladies & children in the audience?

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1199, 1200

don't interrupt the talent of our own Chico he knows what he's doing up there....you go Chico you go!!

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Yeah the men too not just the woman

you mean there were men there too I didn't know that!

Yeah man you're lucky you finished your act when you did, didn't you see the way that guy was looking at you when you were looking at his girl!

Hey it's not my fault if the guy has no idea how to treat a lady.

Chico's school of love is now open
ED: what are you talking about, school of love you're on your way you're going to be a star!
Picture it, you're dressed in a tux, running up on the stage, the woman are screaming the applause is deafening....

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you mean you wouldn't have me in your show after all i've done to help us....i mean you get to the top?
I'm hurt, i'm shocked, I'm....

Chico: you're overreacting

Ed: I have talent that's untapped i sing, i dance did i ever tell you i used to be in vaudville?

:crazy:

LOL LOVE THAT

Chico:

"Don't you just love his version of our theme song? My cousin Pepe wrote it"?

Ed:

"I think I have a hit here."

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Mando:

How about Ed Browns garage? My friend Suzanne came up with that one.

Chico: What do you think Ed?

How about Chico and friends????

1215, 16, 17

A bow tie? those are out man you need some more style in your wardrobe!!

Like yours truely

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LOL!!!!

Ed man you are LOOOOKING GOOOD!!!

Chico: That's not a Fedora, Ed, that's a bowler. Now you want to see a good looking Fedora, just look at that green hat I wore when I was on the Tony Orlando and Dawn Rainbow hour in the skit with that fine looking Telma Hopkins! (sorry ladies, I don't have a shot of that, does anyone else???)

1221, 22, 23, 24

You and me famous, I'd better practice my autograph, maybe i should change my name, you know for star quality

1225, 26, 27, 28

1229, 30, 31, 32

Chico as you're manager i took it upon myself to get you on the Johnny carson show for the exposure

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LOL i could actually hear Johnny saying that...good one!

1238, 39, 40

1241, 42, 43, 44

I"ll give them a great show Ed. Who knows I just may go solo

1245, 46, 47

I can hardly wait if the show is half as good as listening to the two of you like this you are winners! and after the first episode i want both of you on my show!

1248, 1249, 1255

1254

1256, 57, 58

so many women on your show Chico you and Ed must be looking forward to the premire i just hope you won't be too tired to stop by here again real soon

1259, 1260, 1261

Wings Huh? Interesting, very interesting (Chico says is a thick Accent)
Ed: None of that kinky stuff ours is a clean family show!

1262, 63, 64

lets get back to the reason we're here, i believe we were talking about the show

1265, 66, 67

Ed: The president? Gosh I'd love to meet the president! Can we stay and meet him?

Chico: Don't bother the man. He's got enough going on with running the country & upping our taxes...

Ed: That's why I want to meet him. To let him know how he bamboozled me by upping my taxes!!!!

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LOL

OMG, this is too too funny. I love the "I'm pregnant" remark up above and the look on chico's face. ROTFL! Keep it up ladies this is priceless!

:lol: Johnny asked for clips so I gave them to him. :lol:

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Johnny Carson:

Due to popular demand Chico & Ed will be on the whole program & the president has been bumped to tomorrow nites show. I am so very sorry Mr President but you will have the whole entire show to yourself tomorrow nite...

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Johnny Carson:

Ed, I'm sure you must have your own legion of fans. Surely you must like it that the elderly ladies have taken you to heart?

http://www.johnnycarson.com/carson/images/sub/dear/GFK_dear_main_01.jpg

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Too funny...and the scary part is the old women pining after Ed are about my age...lol. Sorry, but this old chick is after Chico.

:lol: Me too Macca... :lol:

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1297, 1298

I don't know about Carlita...but Freddie sure looks hot!!!!!!!

Oh Macca, I couldn't agree more!

Carlita: Ed i can't thank you enough for your hopitality i hope my baby....our baby is as kind and sweet as you and as handsome as Chico

1299, 1300, 01, 02, 03

that would be great the added star power will really add to the show, i've heard that Sammy Davis may make an appearence too

1304, 05, 06, 07

LOL i love that CHICO HAS THE BEEF!

1308, 09, 10, 11

Yes i suppose so it sure was fun being up there with Johnny, Ed did you see all those Girls....this fame stuff could be pretty good

Now just remember Chico this isn't a dating service this is our...I mean your career your future.
Hey I know that Ed but there's got to be room for the ladies in my future too.

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