Garner Struck Down with Nerve Damage

Jennifer Garner not only lacks my presence, but apparently is afflicted with nerve damage. Besides being with Ben Affleck and "13 Going on 30," Garner still had enough nerve left to hang on until suffering the current injury.


Kidman's Romance Met by Disapproval

Tom Cruise and Naomi Watts aren't digging the fact that Nicole Kidman is dating movie producer Steve Bing, who you might remember from having denied fathering Elizabeth Hurley's kid. Wow, Steve Bing seems to get way too much hot ass and besides, he wrote Kangaroo Jack. Let me repeat that, he wrote Kangaroo Jack. This is not even mentioning the fact that we have no idea WHAT Tom Cruise likes (sounds like pen), and that Naomi Watts did her best work getting it on with Laura Harring in Mulholland Drive.


Scorsese and DiCaprio Receive Highest French Honor

In France, Scorsese and DiCaprio were apparently looking for a cab to get back to their hotels when the French took their insurmountable task to heart and bestowed an award upon them for their valiant behavior that mirrored most of French heroic efforts.


Madonna Laughs Off Renewal Vows

Apparently after 4 years of marriage people think that celebrities not only deserve a prize, but undoubtably will renew their wedding vows. Madonna denies it while the entire intelligent population of the world claims they never think about Madonna. I have to say though, to renew after only four years, it would take a lot of kaballs to do that.


James Brown Sued for Alleged Rape

Too hot in the hot tub?
The lawsuit, filed by Jacque Hollander on Wednesday, claims the star raped her in the back of his van while threatening her with a shotgun.
You know, until you read something, you always think you are first one with the brilliant idea.


More crap to follow.

:lol: Funny stuff dlemond.

(WENN) Screen legend Robert De Niro has reunited with iconic director Martin Scorsese to work on a sequel to their classic movie Taxi Driver. The Oscar-winning actor, who starred as disturbed Vietnam veteran Travis Bickle in the 1976 film, has confirmed the movie veterans are mulling over script ideas for a follow-up to the gritty original. Apart from his comedy turn in Meet The Parents and its recent sequel Meet The Fockers, De Niro has starred in a series of flop films - and critics are hoping Travis Bickle's resurrection will restore his reputation as one of the greatest dramatic actors of all time. De Niro, 61, says, "I was talking with Martin Scorsese about doing what I guess you'd call a sequel to Taxi Driver, where he is older."