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---A warning on a toilet brush that says "Do not use for personal hygiene"
-- A scooter with the warning "This product moves when used."
-- A digital thermometer with the advice "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
-- An electric blender used for chopping and dicing that reminds users to " "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
-- And a three-inch bag of air used for packaging that read "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."
A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."
A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
A CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."
A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."
A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."
A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."
A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
"Do not use snow blower on the roof."
"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: "Do not use as a ladder."
A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks advises it is "Harmful if swallowed." Too bad fish can't read!

LMAO! :lol: I find it funny that if you read the box for the toy Lite Bright, that it says something about electrocution, and not the fact that a kid could swallow the pieces.

Those are funny. :lol:

Here are some others:

From a bottle of shampoo: "Wet hair,apply shampoo,lather and rinse thoroughly. REPEAT if desired." What are they thinking about there?

Shaving cream instructions: "Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees." Where in the world does it get above 120 degrees? :crazy:

Those are funny. :lol:

Here are some others:

From a bottle of shampoo: "Wet hair,apply shampoo,lather and rinse thoroughly. REPEAT if desired." What are they thinking about there?

Shaving cream instructions: "Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees." Where in the world does it get above 120 degrees? :crazy:
It can get over 120 degrees in Texas. I'm just kidding. I agree though, the shampoo one is really ridiculous.

Those are funny. :lol:

Here are some others:

From a bottle of shampoo: "Wet hair,apply shampoo,lather and rinse thoroughly. REPEAT if desired." What are they thinking about there?

Shaving cream instructions: "Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees." Where in the world does it get above 120 degrees? :crazy:


Death Valley got up to 134 degrees many years ago, so it CAN happen.
If we ever go to Mercury we would have a problem. :lol:

:rotflmao: The sad thing is there are really stupid people who need to read the warning labels.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20050106/ap_on_fe_st/wacky_warnings

:lol:

Do the people who made those think that other don't have common sense?

What dumbasses! :p

:rotflmao:

-- An electric blender used for chopping and dicing that reminds users to " "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."
A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."
On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
um ya, no matter how little common sense it takes to figure out things like that the companies are required to put warnings on things that can be dangerous if misused so they don't get sued. let alone some of those are along the lines of stupid things everyone does.

:rotflmao: The sad thing is there are really stupid people who need to read the warning labels.
the REALLY sad thing is that a lot of times someone actually tried some of those stupid things, FORCING companies to add those labels.

When we had all that snow around Christmas, they had to actually have doctors come on the local news to REMIND people NOT to stick their hands into the BLADES of running snow-blowers to clear them out - apparently the area emergency rooms were getting overwhelmed by local idiots that had recently been relieved of their fingers. :)

From a bottle of shampoo: "Wet hair,apply shampoo,lather and rinse thoroughly. REPEAT if desired." What are they thinking about there?

What's wrong with that one? Other than the fact that you wouldn't have to wet your hair again? I sometimes wash my hair twice in the same shower...

These warnings seem and are stupid, but the companies are protecting themselves from lawsuits from stupid people.

I love the one on just about anything frozen... "cook before eating". :lol:

What's wrong with that one? Other than the fact that you wouldn't have to wet your hair again? I sometimes wash my hair twice in the same shower...

Infact, I just got out of the shower, where I shampooed my hair 3 times.

From a bottle of shampoo: "Wet hair,apply shampoo,lather and rinse thoroughly. REPEAT if desired." What are they thinking about there?

Shaving cream instructions: "Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees." Where in the world does it get above 120 degrees? :crazy:
"Wet hair,apply shampoo,lather and rinse thoroughly. REPEAT if desired" - to inform you that your hair won't be damaged if you wash it twice.

"Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees" - don't set it near a stove or anything.

Those were great. Loved these ones the best.

1. A warning on a toilet brush that says "Do not use for personal hygiene".

A scooter with the warning "This product moves when used."

An electric blender used for chopping and dicing that reminds users to " "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."

And a three-inch bag of air used for packaging that read "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."

A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."


A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."


A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."


A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

A CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."


A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."


A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."


A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."

A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."


"Do not use snow blower on the roof."


"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."


On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: "Do not use as a ladder."

Hehe this thread makes me laugh!!

It can get over 120 degrees in Texas. I'm just kidding. I agree though, the shampoo one is really ridiculous.

I live in Phoenix; I've seen it get to over 120 here. I doesn't happen often here, though. In certain parts of AZ (e.g. - Lake Havasu) it happens more regularly. Also, Death Valley, CA.

So, not kidding.